George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me at all if George asked Jeffrey what the difference is between a Bigfoot and a Sasquatch.

[Major Ed Damien]

What was that guest on The Science(sic) of Reincarnation blathering on about the other night? Voltage this and voltage that? He should have measured Jorch's voltage, but I guess it's a given that Jorch is a dim bulb.

George measured out as a 9-volt dolt.

[bateman]

Is there any evidence that Hoagland really acted as science adviser to Walter Cronkite?  I have Googled this guy forever and all I can find is that he is "self-educated" in science.   

I pressed him about that a bit last year: https://soundcloud.com/dark-weekend/richard-c-hoagland-discusses

[bateman]

Hey, does George still suck?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is there any evidence that Hoagland really acted as science adviser to Walter Cronkite?  I have Googled this guy forever and all I can find is that he is "self-educated" in science.   

Welcome, Doctor and post often.

While I've never found anything to dispute that particular claim, it is quite clear that Hoagland has no post-secondary education and no formal training in science.  It has also been documented that his claims about working for NASA are considerably exaggerated.

Here is something I found on Hoagland's entry at Rotten Tomatoes:

Finally, Hoagland has claimed a close friendship with legendary CBS news anchor Walter Cronkite. While Hoagland was a minor fact-checking assistant to Cronkite during the Apollo Missions, Cronkite has specifically distanced himself from Hoagland.  According to his daughter, Kathy Cronkite, during an on-the-air radio morning show on KLBJ-FM in 1994 where hosts Dale Dudley and Bob Fonseca were discussing Hoagland's claims, Kathy was very frank in relating her father's wishes that Hoagland would "quit referring to [her father] ever again as long as he keeps acting like a kook".

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/richard_hoagland/biography

I recall Hoagland saying that he was at some sort of press briefing with Cronkite, and was the only one who noticed that a slide of the Moon was in backwards.  He claimed from that point he was Cronkite's advisor.

He's basically a science writer who decided he was a scientist.

[zeebo]

...It meant that the really interesting stuff - the graffiti in the 'relief chambers', including the numerical graffiti; the chance to age same; the apparent presence of aluminum in the red ochre in these chambers; the mounting evidence for the extreme age of the Sphinx; the possible presence of a chamber underneath it; possible links to the people who built Gobeki Tepli (sp?) - got rushed through at the end almost as footnotes.....

I say the whole case should be outsourced to LMH, and aired on Coast with minimal Noory input.

[Heather Wade]

Hey, does George still suck?

I'm going to go out on a limb with our favorite squirrel here, and say... it's likely.

[zeebo]

When did you get interested in the possibility about that Bigfoot may possibly actually exist or not? ....

Do you think Bigfoot might be a descendent of the Annunaki?

Could it be they pop in through a portal, throw a few rocks, then go back to their home dimension?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George conducted an intention experiment for rain in L.A. and within a year there was a storm.  In the stormy season.  And he's taking credit for it!

[zeebo]

I'm going to go out on a limb with our favorite squirrel here, and say... it's likely.

[narcissist noory]

Hey, does George still suck?

Nope, he's came full circle and now blows

[Major Ed Damien]

Wow.

A professor of Bigfootology.

[NoMoreNoory]

George conducted an intention experiment for rain in L.A. and within a year there was a storm.  In the stormy season.  And he's taking credit for it!

Meanwhile, scientists (at the ESA) think they have the first physical evidence of dark matter, and Joorch doesn't even mention it.

[Juan Cena]

"What's up with Sasquatch?"

Same thing that was up with him the last time Snorge talked about him: A ton of monkey crap.

[Major Ed Damien]

I'm a professor of Crypto-Noorology.

I try to figure out what happened to George Noory's brain.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "I always thought a hominoid was a guy who was annoyed by gay people."

[narcissist noory]

I'm a professor of Crypto-Noorology.

I try to figure out what happened to George Noory's brain.

Last couple days he's been getting caught off guard after a guest answers a question too quickly still gulping down mouthfulls of something i doubt is coffee

[Major Ed Damien]

George's most recent relatives were still sitting heavily on the Neanderthal branch.

"No homo," was their frequent grunt -- and comprised half the words in their vocabulary.

[nextgen.fm]

Lol


Funny stuff tonight


I can listen at 3 am


What will be the topic, George's house plants?

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Could a Bigfoot or foots have helped to build the pyramids?  They seem to be strong enough to pick up a block made out of the pyramids."

[WOTR]

Hoaxland is on next wednesday.

Why do that to the poor man?  He learns that he will not have to smash his radio this evening and continues reading this thread feeling relief and, maybe, even a little happiness.  Suddenly you come along and provide a text book example of schadenfreude. 


On the other hand, at least he can purchase a replacement radio in advance...

[Major Ed Damien]

"All of this is very excit-een.  What were we talk-een about again?"

[narcissist noory]

What is this freaks obsession with pretending guests have a bad phone connection?

[Major Ed Damien]

What is this freaks obsession with pretending guests have a bad phone connection?

I don't know, but it sends him out of his half-mind.

George bitched about the guest's wire on his phone rattling tonight, but I have heard George tapping on his keyboard while guests were speaking.

I imagine he's surf-een porn sites and look-een at stuff on eBay.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "How did you get involved in all of this?"

This question is brought to you by NoorBore -- an app designed for simpleton interviewers.

[21st Century Man]

I don't know, but it sends him out of his half-mind.

George bitched about the guest's wire on his phone rattling tonight, but I have heard George tapping on his keyboard while guests were speaking.

I imagine he's surf-een porn sites and look-een at stuff on eBay.

He's probably into GGILF porn.

[Major Ed Damien]

Put this on your resume:

"Studyed Bigfootology as a graduat asistant under Dr. Jeffrey Meldrum wile attendin Idaho State Universery.  Responsibilitys inclooded surching for Bigfoots scat (thats there poop) in the feeld, trying to find a Bigfoot, and intinsive fun-raising by selling lotsa Krispy Kreme donuts."

[area51drone]

I pressed him about that a bit last year: https://soundcloud.com/dark-weekend/richard-c-hoagland-discusses

Ahh yes, the infamous Bateman vs. Hoagland.   When is round 2?

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Professor, one of my producers here at the program -- Tommy Danheiser -- once went out on a blind date, and when he came back the next day, he said:  'That woman had a real Sasquatch between her legs.'  Was Tommy the only one so far to find a Bigfoot?"

[Major Ed Damien]

"Professor, why haven't we found any Bigfoot eggs?  Do you think they hide their Bigfoot nests so high in the woods that they are going to be impossible to find?  Or do other Bigfoots step on these eggs?"