George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[At the stroke of midnight]

I was wondering how long it would be before a C2C guest told the Ape Canyon story. I've hiked to the site of the miner's cabin and the siege of Ape Canyon several times. Ape Canyon is on the slope of Mt. St. Helens. It's a pleasant hike, nothing like the tortuous ascent to the summit.

The Snooron became rather animated last night when the subject of suicide by decapitation came up. There's a huge difference between his usual somnolent auto-pilot questions, and when he shows a rare interest in the subject. The guest could talk all night and never explain to the Snooron how he finds his stories by following an interesting tidbit to the source. Jorch has no natural curiosity. He won't even following-up great big tantalizing comments of guests and callers. He would never be interested in a passing reference in a story. He wouldn't even be reading in the first place.

So Jorch, you think Jean Dixon was a great psychic? Why don't you check out her ridiculous track record before making such a stupid comment. There is a plethora of her published "predictions". For example, the ones she made about Charles and Diana in 1991 were so much bullshit. Jean Dixon and her buddy Ruth Montgomery were employees posing as psychics to distribute predictive-programming "predictions" to a gullible public. That's why they were both so tight with presidents and the Elite. In In 1959 Montgomery went to China with Nixon. I read one of her books in the 1970's in which her "guides" predicted a black president at the turn of the century, who would be an "old soul" and a "walk-in" and would help "usher in a new age of peace". New Agers suck, and so do you for facilitating them. You choose fame and fortune over the truth, and that sucks the most of all.

[zeebo]

I hope George gets his act together tonight this month and does a good show

trying to improve your odds

[paladin1991]

1680 pages of suckage.  That Georgie boy sure can suck.

[zeebo]

Nooron talking to the "Hillbilly Psychic":

"You'll always be special in our hearts .... So, what's been going on with you, it's been about four years since we've talked."

[narcissist noory]

omfg tonight's sheww will set a new standard for suck!
holly shit that 40minutes in rant tested my patience to the limit

[narcissist noory]

53 minutes in, not sure what the context was after trying to recover from the 15 minutes rant, georgie says "alot of good people got killed" and lets loose a heartfelt laugh
  you're a sick fuck brah

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What was the rant about?

[narcissist noory]

just a mix of everything and nothing important and now seems its just her style.
  it's like a humminbird on meth, and supposedly she's dead tired

[narcissist noory]

HOLLY FUCK!!!
  GEORGIE JUST DONATED $500 TO A CALLER!
    WORLD IS COMING TO A END

[pate]

I am exceedingly happy to report that one of the big 50k watt Southern stations has dumped C2C in favour of some kind of trucker's show called"Red Eye Radio."  Stick that in eweeer pizza roll and eat it, Snoory. And the dominoes keep falling.....

Awesome, now THEY are doing "vast-right-wing-conspiracy" on the radio, and in the clear!  I had hoped for such things, get ready my friends the all-seeing eye will now kidknapp your bigfoot and put him into the grey pupal stage, from which they all grow into Nordics...  Muahhahaha!

George you suck so much I have to put up with this sort of thing...

So below (underground reptilian) so above Nordics...

George you suck.

I say it three times so it will be clear and not a coinsheedance:  G30rge you suck.  (George you suck)

GNS

EDIT:  I forgot that the underground reptilian phase newtates into the proto-Wookie...   Geesh, it's all part of the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory I've been working on, and Simple Jorch doesn't have the balls (gutless wonder that he is) to let me on the shew.  Art would've let me spew my cant...  Along with some awesome question about how all that relates to JFK and the Illuminati, which I would defend myself vigorously against the charlatan RCH's theory of space aliens (they wuz us all along...)

Dammit, that's just a teaser, and Simple Jorch sNooron is a fool not to see ratings gold when he is e-mail addressed with it.

Stupid Jorch, you suck!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

just a mix of everything and nothing important and now seems its just her style.
  it's like a humminbird on meth, and supposedly she's dead tired

Ah, okay.  I caught a couple minutes of her.  Why train for the workforce when you've got a Ph.D. in folksiness and George Noory to help you flog your name?

[narcissist noory]

and the gift keeps on giving, its a mother load tonight.
georgie was gonna try to fill in his butchered stache with cotton.
  u couldn't make this shit up!

[pate]

Still not listening!  Nyah-nyah-nyah!  Red-eye(d Illuminati master RULES!)

George you suck!

[WOTR]

I hope George gets his act together tonight this month and does a good show that does not completely suck.

trying to improve your odds

I was afraid that the odds were still to great.  I tried to help a little as well...

[WOTR]

HOLLY FUCK!!!
  GEORGIE JUST DONATED $500 TO A CALLER!
    WORLD IS COMING TO A END

I refuse to listen- still I may have an explanation.  This may well have been one of the paid callers that pemrat has.  It could be that offering $500 may have only cost $50 for actor to make it appear that a certain radio host it very generous.  Yes, I really am that cynical and jaded now.

[zeebo]

What was the rant about?

I tuned out after about the fifth generic "We all just have to Wake Up!"

[narcissist noory]

jesus fucking christ!
  george is completely beside himself with amazement after finding out he can play chess online with other live players.
  says technology is simply amazing.
  do us all a favor and crawl back under that rock

[zeebo]

I was afraid that the odds were still to great.  I tried to help a little as well...

A noble effort - time will tell.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

jesus fucking christ!
  george is completely beside himself with amazement after finding out he can play chess online with other live players.
  says technology is simply amazing.
  do us all a favor and crawl back under that rock

I hope he discovers online poker soon.  Maybe he'll develop a little gambling addiction and we won't see him for awhile.

[pate]

I hope he discovers online poker porn soon.  Maybe he'll develop a little gambling addiction and we won't see him for awhile.

Too late (&* fixed):  that stuff isn't weird enough for him!  And he can't get into the torrent or whichever that shows mean chickens getting choked by golf-clubs or what ever his fetish is.

Saith the Jorch: Intartube pr0n sux.  N so doo I!

I translate free:

GNS

EDIT: forgot to annotate the *

* he already did and it bored him to sleep at the microphone

GNS

[pate]

IGNORE ME

Heh, better said words you never have, igsNoorme!

[HorrorReporter]

The first call of the fourth hour was a woman asking about hair, and she said her hair was long in some weird attempt to turn on George Noory. . . Oh dear God.
Also Nores said he gets his back waxed, after making a weird noise saying he gets grossed out by men with back hair.
I bet Tommy was sad being the third wheel, especially with his carpet riding behind him.

[albrecht]

I refuse to listen- still I may have an explanation.  This may well have been one of the paid callers that pemrat has.  It could be that offering $500 may have only cost $50 for actor to make it appear that a certain radio host it very generous.  Yes, I really am that cynical and jaded now.

Whatever happened to "the non-profit foundation" that he was going to set-up to help out listeners in dire financial straits due medical issues or the economy? He used to mention it quite a bit and then now, no more?
ps: I hope everyone is going to see georgenorrylive.com in Toronto! They even have Alex Jones "live by Skype! (no mention that anyone can get Alex Jones live by radio, shortwave, internet, youtube, or C2C.) Or why that is a big draw for the "big event in Toronto?"

[Nick el Ass]

I hope George gets his act together tonight does a good show

That will ever happen, hahahaha. George will likely only begin to suck even more as time goes on.

[paladin1991]

HOLLY FUCK!!!
  GEORGIE JUST DONATED $500 TO A CALLER!
    WORLD IS COMING TO A END

The check will bounce.

[WOTR]

Whatever happened to "the non-profit foundation" that he was going to set-up to help out listeners in dire financial straits due medical issues or the economy? He used to mention it quite a bit and then now, no more?

I seem to recall that this project of his was based on wanting 10 000 subscribers to his "television show."  So, either he never got the numbers and said "screw the people who need help if my loyal fans refuse to cough up the dough", or he hit 10 000 and quickly realized that he would sooner keep all the cash in his pocket.  Either way, I seem to recall the last mention of it was when he hit around 8000 subscribers and was "teasing" his radio audience that with just another 2000 subscribers he would be setting up this great not for profit.

Truth be told, I am kind of happy he did not follow through on this one.  I can only imagine that open lines would become radios version of SCTV's "dialing for dollars.  They could name it "whining for dollars" and it would become a question of who has the saddest story and needs some of "uncle George's $$$" tonight.

[albrecht]

I can only imagine that open lines would become radios version of SCTV's "dialing for dollars.  They could name it "whining for dollars" and it would become a question of who has the saddest story and needs some of "uncle George's $$$" tonight.

Very good point. We get enough sad callers as it is. And goodness knows how George would gloat and draw out their sad stories.

[WOTR]

Very good point. We get enough sad callers as it is. And goodness knows how George would gloat and draw out their sad stories.

On the other hand, George might be start enjoying coast again.
Caller: My son died last year and left me with medical bills and funeral costs
George: How did he die?
Caller: A car accident.
Geroge: (getting more excited.) Was he decapitated?
Caller: No, that is why I have medical bills.
George: Oh good!  That means that he hung on for awhile?
Caller: Yes.
George: Was he conscious the whole time?  Was he writhing in pain?
Caller: Yes, for several days I watched him suffer.
George: (Now fully engaged with the show.) But he still died?  Was he aware he was dying- did you watch the life drain out of him?  Did he have a blank stare when he finally died?  Let's ask our psychic guest if she can reach him and if he is still suffering horribly on the other side.  Sometimes their injuries follow them and they never reach peace you know...  I would like to give you $20 from the "George Noory cares" foundation to help with your expenses.

[ShayP]

The new studio's audio needs work.  I cannot handle the emphasis on the letter "P" every time Noory speaks.  A few shows in a row he used the term "pop off" and I almost had an anxiety attack.  It's probably just me though.  Or not.

[albrecht]

The new studio's audio needs work.  I cannot handle the emphasis on the letter "P" every time Noory speaks.  A few shows in a row he used the term "pop off" and I almost had an anxiety attack.  It's probably just me though.  Or not.

Could this be related to the marketing decision of the "mustache mistake" shaving? Sure, Tommy thought it might be neat way to get people to sign on to the "tv show" ( see me without a mustache gimmick) but the missing caterpillar could also have disrupted the sound from Norry considering the vagaries of microphones, studios, etc?