George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Noory mentioned those rocks that glide through desert sands, implying maybe angels are moving them around.  Wasn't that mystery just solved recently, and it turns out it's a super thin ice layer which forms overnight plus wind that's responsible.

[pyewacket]

Do you guys remember some astral clouds type lady who was on awhile back, and talked about the major angels and their personalities and quirks as if she kinda knew them all personally?  She had some wacky book out but I forget the name.

I remember that show! She was out there! Can't remember her name. I don't know how long I'm going to hang in for this one. I've heard most of it when I went to those psychic fairs- he just has a better accent. BUT- the contrast between the guest's proper enunciation and George's special style of speaking is amusing. 

[pyewacket]

The guest sounds like the late Christopher Hitchens.  Far too intelligent to converse with Noory.

Now that's a debate I'd tune in for- Hitchens vs. a man who talks to angels.

[Immy]

WTF?? Another dumped guest? Guess that happens when you refute Jorchie's theories.

[Nick el Ass]

WTF?? Another dumped guest? Guess that happens when you refute Jorchie's theories.

George shaved his mustache into a Hitlerstache, and now if you cross the Fuhrer of C2C you will regret it.

[21st Century Man]

Now that's a debate I'd tune in for- Hitchens vs. a man who talks to angels.

LOL.  I loved to hear Hitchens debate.  I have several books he wrote.  I can't say I agree with his conclusion regarding the existence of God but he had a quality of intelligence rarely seen in the world these days.  I was very sad when he died.  The world is poorer for his loss.

[21st Century Man]

WTF?? Another dumped guest? Guess that happens when you refute Jorchie's theories.

I guess George was having a problem conversing with someone that actually sounded intelligent. The first guest clearly had a command of the English language that George probably envies.

[NoMoreNoory]

Yep. Joorch introduced him as 'our first-couple-hour guest'. He lasted 40 minutes. 40 minutes of gobbledygook, but at least funny. This new guy is going to put me straight to sleep. Joorch is going to struggle to get 3 hours out of this. Let's see....coming up 5.30am in the UK. I wonder how long he can leave it before Tommy puts the call in to Lionel?

[21st Century Man]

Yep. Joorch introduced him as 'our first-couple-hour guest'. He lasted 40 minutes. 40 minutes of gobbledygook, but at least funny. This new guy is going to put me straight to sleep. Joorch is going to struggle to get 3 hours out of this. Let's see....coming up 5.30am in the UK. I wonder how long he can leave it before Tommy puts the call in to Lionel?

I think Joshua Pee Warren is scheduled next in the rotation.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yep. Joorch introduced him as 'our first-couple-hour guest'. He lasted 40 minutes. 40 minutes of gobbledygook, but at least funny. This new guy is going to put me straight to sleep. Joorch is going to struggle to get 3 hours out of this. Let's see....coming up 5.30am in the UK. I wonder how long he can leave it before Tommy puts the call in to Lionel?

I wonder who's the lucky guy or girl who has to edit the show description on the website to make it look like George is just following the program schedule.  I'm sure it said something different five minutes ago.

[21st Century Man]

I wonder who's the lucky guy or girl who has to edit the show description on the website to make it look like George is just following the program schedule.  I'm sure it said something different five minutes ago.

It did.  The first guest was supposed to be second and the second first.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hah!  I found the cached version.  Here's what it said:

Space Warp/ Light Beings
Tue 09-23

In the first half of the program, Bermuda Triangle researcher and professor David Pares will discuss his investigation into thunderstorms, electronic fog and natural occurring space warp. He will detail the evidence demonstrating the compression of the fabric of space using less than 100 watts of power.

In the latter half, vocal expert Stewart Pearce will reveal how, in 1987, he experienced the divine transmission of twelve Archangels who appeared to him as extraordinary light beings and gave him a temple of sound healing. Pearce will share the profound teachings that he has been exposed to over the past 25 years.

Here's the updated version:

Space Warp
Tue 09-23

Bermuda Triangle researcher and professor David Pares will discuss his investigation into thunderstorms, electronic fog and natural occurring space warp. He will detail the evidence demonstrating the compression of the fabric of space using less than 100 watts of power.

In the first hour, vocal expert Stewart Pearce will reveal how, in 1987, he experienced the divine transmission of twelve Archangels who appeared to him as extraordinary light beings and shared profound teachings that he has been exposed to over the past 25 years.

[Nick el Ass]

Hah!  I found the cached version.  Here's what it said:

Here's the updated version:

My guess is Lex is standing by beating off to the pics fans send in. Sorry, I couldn't resist taking a shot at him.

[Nick el Ass]

Crap. George sounded like he was having problems with that Queen Mary promo.

Btw, here is another of his upcoming gigs... and it looks like a great show with LHO's lover thrown in to spice things up.  George will spend his night sipping on a martini while trying to pick her up. I can see it all now "Hey, Judyth want to come back to my room for some pizza rolls?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think the guest just needs to talk for five minutes.  It takes George the rest of the show to catch up.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Why is George taking calls already?  Is he going to dump this guest too or did he just run out of questions?  I kind of tuned out for awhile.

[b_dubb]

I did a remote viewing experiment and this is where I predict Coast will be broadcasting from in the near future

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I did a remote viewing experiment and this is where I predict Coast will be broadcasting from in the near future

That must be the new L.A. studio George keeps talking about.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I did a remote viewing experiment and this is where I predict Coast will be broadcasting from in the near future

What's that from? Dr. Who?

Noory mentioned those rocks that glide through desert sands, implying maybe angels are moving them around.  Wasn't that mystery just solved recently, and it turns out it's a super thin ice layer which forms overnight plus wind that's responsible.

And what do you think forms the ice? That's right-angels.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What's that from? Dr. Who?

I'm never going to look at Dr. Who's 'little blue box' the same way again.

[b_dubb]

And what do you think forms the ice? That's right-angels.

Because Angels like to hang out in the desert and push rocks around

[21st Century Man]

Why is George taking calls already?  Is he going to dump this guest too or did he just run out of questions?  I kind of tuned out for awhile.

I stopped listening to the show.  Listening to Dave Schraeder's show from earlier tonight instead.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I stopped listening to the show.  Listening to Dave Schraeder's show from earlier tonight instead.

This professor of astronomy's warp drive device is pretty interesting, though I'm not sure why much more sophisticated interferometers haven't registered the effect.

[Nick el Ass]

George sucked more than he has ever sucked before tonight, and that my friends is a lot.

[wr250]

I did a remote viewing experiment and this is where I predict Coast will be broadcasting from in the near future

What's that from? Dr. Who?

And what do you think forms the ice? That's right-angels.

no thats Dr Loo, aka jorch
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[pyewacket]

LOL.  I loved to hear Hitchens debate.  I have several books he wrote.  I can't say I agree with his conclusion regarding the existence of God but he had a quality of intelligence rarely seen in the world these days.  I was very sad when he died.  The world is poorer for his loss.

Amen!!!

[expat]

David Pares is officially F.O.S.  He's just stringing high-level physics words together to sound like he's a guru of some sort. The giveaway was "A newton is a unit of power." Wrong, David -- thrust.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

David Pares is officially F.O.S.  He's just stringing high-level physics words together to sound like he's a guru of some sort. The giveaway was "A newton is a unit of power." Wrong, David -- thrust.

Ah, I missed that.  I guess I wasn't listening closely enough.  It seems legit that he's at least an instructor of Astronomy but then again I only did a very cursory search on him since there didn't seem to be much information.  His interview defied what I know about physics but I enjoyed listening for whatever reason.

[Jorch Einstein]

Since Jorch shaved off his 'stache, he should just glue a black cockroach to his upper lip. Would look real good. And anyhoo, when his new 'stache starts growing in, he'll have to start dying it black right away, or it won't match the black shoe polish on his hair.

[WOTR]

That must be the new L.A. studio George keeps talking about.

Hilarious... I was going to ask if it is the infamous Hawaiian studio.  I suppose it is portable.