George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BattyBrooke]

I rarely participate in bashing Noory because it makes me feel like a mean spirited bully but lastnight was so frustrating I must vent. I tuned in (which I rarely do) to give it a chance and some psychic lady was on. Noory asked (after she spoke about ghosts and other paranormal stuff) about her experience with aliens. She began telling a very interesting anecdotal story and right at the climax of the story, Noory says "yeah that does happen" (which didn't even fit) and "we'll be right back with open lines" and went to commercial! I thought surely he HAD to be listening and would return to her story after commercial but he never did. He went straight to open lines!!!! Now, I will never know what happened and I will always hate Noory for that. I used to rry and listen if there was an interesting guest scheduled, (yes I am the fool that keeps touching the hot stove)but now I will never listen, especially if an interesting guest is on, because it will be all the more frustrating not to get to know/hear half of what they are saying.

[zeebo]

Whoever's in charge of SIT, it's very uncool of them to put this on, given the history:

Art Bell: Somewhere in Time
Sat 10-04

6-10pm PT: Art Bell: Somewhere in Time returns to 9/19/96 when David John Oates played a number of Reverse Speech examples that he said demonstrate the power of the subconscious mind.

Btw I'm putting this here on the GNS thread due to Noory's apparent legitimizing of Oates by having him on c2c last year.  A move which had even lukewarm Noory supporters in an uproar.

[aldousburbank]

Oh he sucks allright.

[Nick el Ass]

Whoever's in charge of SIT, it's very uncool of them to put this on, given the history:

Art Bell: Somewhere in Time
Sat 10-04

6-10pm PT: Art Bell: Somewhere in Time returns to 9/19/96 when David John Oates played a number of Reverse Speech examples that he said demonstrate the power of the subconscious mind.

Btw I'm putting this here on the GNS thread due to Noory's apparent legitimizing of Oates by having him on c2c last year.  A move which had even lukewarm Noory supporters in an uproar.

George probably requested it because there is no other way to follow up a show featuring one of the hosts from Dark Matter Radio except to take a shot at Art. Again.

[paladin1991]

On the other hand, George might be start enjoying coast again.
Caller: My son died last year and left me with medical bills and funeral costs
George: How did he die?
Caller: A car accident.
Geroge: (getting more excited.) Was he decapitated?
Caller: No, that is why I have medical bills.
George: Oh good!  That means that he hung on for awhile?
Caller: Yes.
George: Was he conscious the whole time?  Was he writhing in pain?
Caller: Yes, for several days I watched him suffer.
George: (Now fully engaged with the show.) But he still died?  Was he aware he was dying- did you watch the life drain out of him?  Did he have a blank stare when he finally died?  Let's ask our psychic guest if she can reach him and if he is still suffering horribly on the other side.  Sometimes their injuries follow them and they never reach peace you know...  I would like to give you $20 from the "George Noory cares" foundation to help with your expenses.

Fucker!  i just spewed 'The Kings English' IPA all over the screen. 

[Scully]

I rarely participate in bashing Noory because it makes me feel like a mean spirited bully but lastnight was so frustrating I must vent. I tuned in (which I rarely do) to give it a chance and some psychic lady was on. Noory asked (after she spoke about ghosts and other paranormal stuff) about her experience with aliens. She began telling a very interesting anecdotal story and right at the climax of the story, Noory says "yeah that does happen" (which didn't even fit) and "we'll be right back with open lines" and went to commercial! I thought surely he HAD to be listening and would return to her story after commercial but he never did. He went straight to open lines!!!! Now, I will never know what happened and I will always hate Noory for that. I used to rry and listen if there was an interesting guest scheduled, (yes I am the fool that keeps touching the hot stove)but now I will never listen, especially if an interesting guest is on, because it will be all the more frustrating not to get to know/hear half of what they are saying.

I hope you really do stop touching the hot stove, Brooke.  I'm another one who does that when I'm tempted by a good-sounding topic. Believe me that Jorch does that on a regular basis. Just makes me gasp every time.  Unbeleefable!

[Gd5150]

Ghost to Ghost with Art Bell.
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Ghost to Ghost with Noory.

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[albrecht]

Ghost to Ghost with Art Bell.
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Ghost to Ghost with Noory.

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Yep, I was really disappointed when he announced the G2G show. And what is with the special first hour guest deal? Ol' Lionel? Well, it could worse. And the totally screened ghost calls (I know Art did that some for the G2G in past but still?)

[b_dubb]

You could replace Noory with a jar full of turds and there would be little discernible change in quality

[wr250]

moar scardier
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[Beyond Bleef]

Hey, George Noory, I got my flu shot Friday.  Did you get yours?   

[zeebo]

Hey, George Noory, I got my flu shot Friday.  Did you get yours?

No but he got his mustache sanitized before pasting it back on.

[aldousburbank]

You could replace Noory with a jar full of turds and there would be little discernible change in quality

So wait, how can we determine whether this has already happened or not? Crap(!) it's like Schrodingers' Cats' litterbox. Now I'm no theoretical physicist but I suppose that only Tommy's observation can thereby determine whether the turds are, at any given moment, George or not, and/or whether the turds, or George, are in wave or particle form?

[wr250]

So wait, how can we determine whether this has already happened or not? Crap(!) it's like Schrodingers' Cats' litterbox. Now I'm no theoretical physicist but I suppose that only Tommy's observation can thereby determine whether the turds are, at any given moment, George or not, and/or whether the turds, or George, are in wave or particle form?

wheres agent : orange when you need him

[Jorch Einstein]

Does Jorch wear a rug? When he used to comb his hair back, it looked like it was thinning. Maybe he joined the Hair Club for Men? I think he should grow it like Giorgio from Ancient Aliens. "Da aliens flew out of da portals and dey looked like da angels."

[b_dubb]

So wait, how can we determine whether this has already happened or not? Crap(!) it's like Schrodingers' Cats' litterbox. Now I'm no theoretical physicist but I suppose that only Tommy's observation can thereby determine whether the turds are, at any given moment, George or not, and/or whether the turds, or George, are in wave or particle form?

If a jar of turds were to interview Richard C Hoagland in a forest, would anyone listen?

[zeebo]

I think it's Emerging Artists Sunday.  Also known as "Pick a Random CD from the Broom Closet Night".

[Nick el Ass]

Does Jorch wear a rug? When he used to comb his hair back, it looked like it was thinning. Maybe he joined the Hair Club for Men? I think he should grow it like Giorgio from Ancient Aliens. "Da aliens flew out of da portals and dey looked like da angels."

I can imagine George actually gluing a rug to his head, and then getting it caught in the dustbuster while trying to clean it before a show. He would probably lie to Tommy about how da angels took it because that would make an interesting story for da show. That is kind of how I think the mustache deal went down.

[aldousburbank]

It's more like the rug wears him.

[Jorch Einstein]

Actually, I think Jorch did mention one time that his hair stood up even more than Giorgio's. Apparently, Jorch had gotten confused, and stuck his car key into a light socket. Ouila! Instant Giorgio hair.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Listen to Coast to Coast AM.  We should take death row inmates and use them to treat Ebola victims.  That's just one of the fine commentaries you won't hear anywhere else, folks. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory has already lost control of this interview.  I don't know why I bothered tuning in.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guy makes Grandpa Simpson look focused.

[ZHero]

This guy makes Grandpa Simpson look focused.

I'm waiting for him to say the scary Robots with their star wars ray guns are coming for us all.

[Mike.]

WoW! Bob Fletcher just tried to justify Strauss Kahns attempted rape of a hotel maid. What a piece of shit. Even gn saw fit to correct the bastard.

[Mike.]

Noory has already lost control of this interview.  I don't know why I bothered tuning in.

I was hoping they would have switched the guests around. A well known author speaking about Dubai, a place she loved in and is also relevant and in the news.

[WOTR]

Fucker!  i just spewed 'The Kings English' IPA all over the screen.

My apologies.  That seems like a perfectly good waste of a mouthful of IPA.  I was only trying to channel my "inner George."

This guy makes Grandpa Simpson look focused.

This review almost makes me want to tune in for awhile.  Almost.

[bateman]

[zeebo]

This guy said Nibiru would be seen in December.  He's just not sure which one.  Kinda like saying it'll rain on Tuesday, but not necessarily any particular Tuesday.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The guest let us in on the secret that 'they even offload some nuclear munitions" at Bangor, Washington as if it was something being covered up by the government.

It's the Pacific nuclear missile submarine base.  I'm not sure what else he was expecting.