George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

George Noory. haha.

[LostInCyberSpace2012]

I'm a troll among trolls :-)

[LostInCyberSpace2012]

I felt bad for Knapp when he interviewed Jacques Vallee.... because you could tell Knapp was really excited to do the interview -- he gave one of the best introductions to a guest in Coast to Coast history.

I think Knapp's a good guy, but his ufological stance is like die-hard believer. If they want to do something interesting they should have on Robert Sheaffer, Jim Oberg, Joe Nickell, or some other CSIcop skeptic.

Then Vallee came on, and he basically just bombed.

[George Drooly]

That's pretty funny, I didn't think about that.  It should be called "Conversations from Linda".

They should have called it "Soliloquies and Recitations: Howe Are Yeeeeew?" but George would choke on his tongue attempting that.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Bring on New Order and Sheena Easton and the Scorpions.

Heck yeah! A post that has me singing in my head.
"My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine 'til five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for him"

[PB the Deplorable]

All of the hosts suck on this show, every last one of them, including Art Bell...

Most days I agree with much of your post.  You've sure got George Nap nailed down

[136 or 142]

All of the hosts suck on this show, every last one of them, including Art Bell.  And the reason is because the subject matter is complete utter pooey fooey nonsense for dumb Americans.  But what's most depressing is how people think they can change things, or increase "Awareness" in order to enlighten the masses... if only the message would spread! Then we'd all be saved and live in a utopia. If only we'd listen to these crackpots on Coast To Coast who are saving the world!

And the reason why these guests always know what's "really" going on, is because the evil "mainstream" media are all liars and part of a conspiracy.  It's a straw man. It's like a scapegoat for everybody's miserable lives. It gives them something to cling to, or hope for. Even if it's just silly flying saucer nonsense. The mainstream media is keeping you all down.... so listen to Coast!! It's real news that the mainstream media is afraid to report!

The whole UFO subject is a perfect example. Take an issue which can't be proven or disproven, but wrap it up in a cloak of  scientific "respectability" -- as if there's anything worth while to be gained by "studying" old hubcap photographs -- and then feed the public lies and b.s. stories and say the government is covering it all up. But you'll never be able to prove it, or disprove any of it.  And that's the beauty of it.

Therefore, you can blather on about UFO's, conspiracies, government coverups, until you're blue in the face.   What, if anything, has one single show on 911 conspiracies accomplished? Nothing. What about all those times Peter Gertson, or whatever his dumb name is, and his stupid "Citizens Against UFO Secrecy" were on Coast saying disclosure would happen any day now. Nothing came of it. Nothing has come from anything on Coast. It's all complete trash. What about Richard Hoagland's "E Q Pegasi"  thingy? Nothing! It's all fear mongering crap.

I would actually rather listen to George. Not because I think he's a nicer guy than the other two people, but because he comes off as less pretentious, and less pseudo-intellectual than the others.

George Knapp sounds like a robot, and he takes Ufoology way too seriously. It's annoying. I think anybody past the age of 30 who still gives a rat's @ss about flying saucers needs serious psychological help. 

That hyped up show that Knapp did with Jacques Vallee about a month ago, that was one of the biggest let-downs in my decades of listening to Coast. I thought finally, somebody who actually has a brain. But then again, I realized, hey, Vallee is just another peddler selling his books. That guy didn't have crap. Nothing new at all. Same old junk. Just another UFO Peddler.

The host who's on right now, I immediately turn off my radio every time I hear his annoying voice. He always sounds like he's on the cusp of reporting a "breaking" news story. Like he is going to jump out of his chair. Omg, look, UFOs!!!!

George Knapp only comes across as better because he doesn't get inundated 5 days per week with stupid guests talking about Leprechauns and spirits from the beyond.  Put Knapp on for 5 days per week, and then watch how quickly he gets burnt out.  I think he just sounds more engergized and "with it" because he gets the chance to recuperate during the week.

So that leaves old Georgie. I must admit, I actually do prefer listening to his fluffy interviews. Those other guys hype stuff up too much for my taste. I'd rather listen to Snory and his much Superior bumper music. And that's another thing... Knapp's bumper music is hideous. And I don't need to know who wrote that hideous crap either.

Bring on New Order and Sheena Easton and the Scorpions.

You tell 'em LostInCyberSpace2012, you tell the world!

[Nick el Ass]

I felt bad for Knapp when he interviewed Jacques Vallee.... because you could tell Knapp was really excited to do the interview -- he gave one of the best introductions to a guest in Coast to Coast history.

I think Knapp's a good guy, but his ufological stance is like die-hard believer. If they want to do something interesting they should have on Robert Sheaffer, Jim Oberg, Joe Nickell, or some other CSIcop skeptic.

Then Vallee came on, and he basically just bombed.

I would much rather have a host like George Knapp who is a die hard believer in whatever topic he is discussing than an idiot like Noory who's opinion changes with the direction of the wind, or in many cases with whoever he happens to be interviewing. It would be nice if instead of covering two topics that have nothing to do with each other each night they would have people with opposing opinions on any one subject, but Noory doesn't want to make his guests look bad.  They might cry, or something.


I say since they are hard set with the split show idea. Well... make C2C more like fucking Thunderdome.

[michio]

If anyone would like to borrow this, feel free to utilize a can at your discretion. But I request that you spray with extreme prejudice. Hi, Georgie!

[Jorch Einstein]

Whaaa? Lostincyberspace2012, you mean the guests on Coast are all shysters who are peddling crap in order to make a few bucks? Oh my gawd! I never would have realized that! You have an incredible grasp on the absolutely obvious.

But hey, some people find it entertaining to listen to. Even though they know it's hooey. Sometimes it's mildly entertaining hooey. Crazy callers and all. Except when Jorch hosts the show, then his bumbling incompetence, smugness, inability to pronounce simple English, fake laugh, and complete lack of knowledge of the subjects he's been "specializing" in for 14 years,  proceeds to irritate the crap out of people.

[UFQuack]

If they want to do something interesting they should have on Robert Sheaffer, Jim Oberg, Joe Nickell, or some other CSIcop skeptic.

So you mean you'd like to trade one kind of crackpot for the other kind?

[narcissist noory]

excellent show tonight!
just trying to imagine what georges reaction would of been to the segment about the foot long exploding duck penis

[Nick el Ass]

excellent show tonight!
just trying to imagine what georges reaction would of been to the segment about the foot long exploding duck penis

Details, details. You can't mention a story like that without details.

[Nebraska888]

excellent show tonight!
just trying to imagine what georges reaction would of been to the segment about the foot long exploding duck penis

Mr. Goody Two Shoes would have moved very quickly into a different topic........MOTHER MIGHT BE LISTENING!  QUICK, PLAY FRANK SINATRA!    :

[expat]

Details, details. You can't mention a story like that without details.

Well, my dear.. [lowers voice and looks around to see who might be listening]... it sprongs out like a corkscrew and cums, all in about 2 seconds. The girl duck doesn't stand a chance.

Imagine if you had one of those in the mosh pit at a Springsteen concert.

[Gal in Black]

Whaaa? Lostincyberspace2012, you mean the guests on Coast are all shysters who are peddling crap in order to make a few bucks? Oh my gawd! I never would have realized that! You have an incredible grasp on the absolutely obvious.

But hey, some people find it entertaining to listen to. Even though they know it's hooey. Sometimes it's mildly entertaining hooey. Crazy callers and all. Except when Jorch hosts the show, then his bumbling incompetence, smugness, inability to pronounce simple English, fake laugh, and complete lack of knowledge of the subjects he's been "specializing" in for 14 years,  proceeds to irritate the crap out of people.

Relax....it's just Snoron undercover. LOL. Either that, or one of his lab rats. Now, where is that can of Troll spray....

[zeebo]

excellent show tonight!
just trying to imagine what georges reaction would of been to the segment about the foot long exploding duck penis

Yeah and what about the spider who rips the two penises off his head in mid-copulation so he can make a quick escape before his mate devours him.  Talk about coitus interuptus.

[narcissist noory]

Details, details. You can't mention a story like that without details.

you would of just had to been there..
  it was literally 3hours of animal porn

[narcissist noory]

Mr. Goody Two Shoes would have moved very quickly into a different topic........MOTHER MIGHT BE LISTENING!  QUICK, PLAY FRANK SINATRA!    :

i think it would of been another case of the dial tone treatment

[Jorch Einstein]

Breaking news! Jorch was off on assignment for three days. He went to interview Mel's Hole, but tragically, he tripped and fell into it. On his way down, you could hear him saying "Ish it a poooooooortal?"
Unfortunately, an angel flew out of another portal, unrelated to Mel's Hole, and rescued Jorch, since his loving fan base would be devastated without him.

[wr250]

Breaking news! Jorch was off on assignment for three days. He went to interview Mel's Hole, but tragically, he tripped and fell into it. On his way down, you could hear him saying "Ish it a poooooooortal?"
Unfortunately, an angel flew out of another portal, unrelated to Mel's Hole, and rescued Jorch, since his loving fan base would be devastated without him.

that was no angel, it was a seal like creature

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Breaking news! Jorch was off on assignment for three days. He went to interview Mel's Hole, but tragically, he tripped and fell into it. On his way down, you could hear him saying "Ish it a poooooooortal?"
Unfortunately, an angel flew out of another portal, unrelated to Mel's Hole, and rescued Jorch, since his loving fan base would be devastated without him.

It wasn't really an angel. 

George was overseeing construction of his new studio in Hawaii.  Someone told him Hawaii was in the north west Pacific (sort of....) so he thought he was still in the Pacific Northwest.  He had just hosted an Elvis impersonation event near Seattle the evening before.  After making a mental note to fire his driver for refusing to take the limo and forcing him to fly, George remembered Mel's hole was also in the Pacific Northwest.  Now, he knew that he was near Hoagland's 19.5 degree hyper-dimensional torsion field nexus.  He had specifically ordered his studio built there on Hoagland's advice (well, demand, actually).  It couldn't be a coincidence.  Mel's hole must be a portal to an angelic realm.  Or maybe there would be demons.  Or dimensional beings.  Perhaps Frank Sinatra and Engelbert Humperdinck would be there.  Distracted by his the unbelievable possibilities George began looking around.

To his surprise he came upon it rather quickly.  It was well marked out, surrounded by bright yellow tape and gray plastic sawhorses with glowing orange decals.  Literally taking a leap of faith and relying on his unfailing intuition, George hopped in.  As Tommy would later relate, George, now covered in a sulphury ectoplasm, was ejected by a mysterious mist in the shape of an angel.  Further investigation revealed that it was really just a plume of gas George had ignited with the hot pizza roll he was nibbling.  He had jumped into an open latrine used for the construction workers' porta-potties.

[aldousburbank]

that was no angel, it was a seal like creature

Was it on porpoise?

[wr250]

Was it on porpoise?

only the (now disembodied) mustache knows

[aldousburbank]

only the (now disembodied) mustache knows

Did George really shave that thing, and if so, was a hazmat team called in?

[wr250]

Did George really shave that thing, and if so, was a hazmat team called in?

was he using the taintco mustache wax and engine degreaser?

[b_dubb]

was he using the taintco mustache wax and engine degreaser?

Doubtful.  If he lost his stache and was using Taintco Mustache Wax I would expect his shittiness to subside or abate.  Haven't heard anyone reporting such a miracle.

[nextgen.fm]

lol at the posts on this page 

[zeebo]

Was it on porpoise?

He couldn't kelp himself.

[paladin1991]

I'm a troll among trolls :-)

Some be rollin' you be trollin' baby!