George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Wow exciting, Noory's first broadcast from the new Hawaii somewhere else studio.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch sends his condolences to a dead guy! Welcome to the week, everyone.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wow exciting, Noory's first broadcast from the new Hawaii somewhere else studio.

Same LA studio; just renovated I think, though you wouldn't know it listening to Noory.

[zeebo]

Hey I just realized this thread is so huge now it actually fell through the sticky topics section.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hey I just realized this thread is so huge now it actually fell through the sticky topics section.

Yeah, I noticed that happen last time MV posted here.  Not sure why he did that.

[NoMoreNoory]

Same LA studio; just renovated I think, though you wouldn't know it listening to Noory.

Yep. 'Bran new, spankeen new' studio. State of the art, blah blah blah. Proving that the technology has not yet been invented, or reverse-engineered, to prevent Joorch Noory sucking.

Did he not promise us a studio web cam when they got into the new studio? I'd become an Insider just to see that!

[Nick el Ass]

Yep. 'Bran new, spankeen new' studio. State of the art, blah blah blah. Proving that the technology has not yet been invented, or reverse-engineered, to prevent Joorch Noory sucking.

Did he not promise us a studio web cam when they got into the new studio? I'd become an Insider just to see that!

George's idea of state of the art means he has the ability to actually use Skype which they mention on the show, but never seem to use. The cam is off so no one can see him and tommy boy naked.

[NoMoreNoory]

Yes. He just said in his sales pitch for Coast Insider that 'they' promised him a web cam in the new studio. 'So when I'm in LA, we'll have a couple minutes chit-chat with you before the start of the show.' Zatit? Really? As usual, Noory is reeling in expectations before it even happens. God forbid he would allow a web cam to run during the show. I take it back about becoming an Insider.

GNS

[narcissist noory]

i think he realized a cam would supply too much ammo to us hey-turz

[zeebo]

No the cam was to be 'stache-attached, so he's gotta wait for a regrow.

[Nick el Ass]

Yes. He just said in his sales pitch for Coast Insider that 'they' promised him a web cam in the new studio. 'So when I'm in LA, we'll have a couple minutes chit-chat with you before the start of the show.' Zatit? Really? As usual, Noory is reeling in expectations before it even happens. God forbid he would allow a web cam to run during the show. I take it back about becoming an Insider.

GNS

I heard him say almost under his breath that was if he was ready. Show prep on google is time consuming I guess.

[Nick el Ass]

No the cam was to be 'stache-attached, so he's gotta wait for a regrow.

Some cams have the ability to add funny hats... and George could just add a stache that way.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yes. He just said in his sales pitch for Coast Insider that 'they' promised him a web cam in the new studio. 'So when I'm in LA, we'll have a couple minutes chit-chat with you before the start of the show.' Zatit? Really? As usual, Noory is reeling in expectations before it even happens. God forbid he would allow a web cam to run during the show. I take it back about becoming an Insider.

GNS

You didn't really expect him to do anything to make himself more accountable did you?  If he had a cam he'd actually have to pretend to be attentive during the interview -- and no bathroom breaks while the guest was talking.

[popple]

If the webcam was up it would just be Jorch checking his tinder for the duration of his show.

[Nick el Ass]

If the webcam was up it would just be Jorch checking his tinder for the duration of his show.

George strikes me as an OkCupid type of guy.

[narcissist noory]

George strikes me as an OkCupid type of guy.

i'm thinking more like craigslist/casual encounters

[Nick el Ass]

i'm thinking more like craigslist/casual encounters

I can see it all now.



Btw, now listeners are going to get stories of solar ufos that George said you will only hear about on C2C. Well... there is a good reason for that George. The guy is a filmmaker/mystic ecologist. The show sucks, you suck more, and I'm out.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I can see it all now.



Btw, now listeners are going to get stories of solar ufos that George said you will only hear about on C2C. Well... there is a good reason for that George. The guy is a filmmaker/mystic ecologist. The show sucks, you suck more, and I'm out.

Me too.  It's always a relief when the radio goes quiet after George was on.

[coaster]

Back in the day I thought this guy had a decent theory on the old NASA tether video.  Now hes selling 'frequency jewelry"...

[Juan Cena]

And it sounds like he won't be around next hour. SHOCK!

[Juan Cena]

that was no angel, it was a seal like creature

[zeebo]

Back in the day I thought this guy had a decent theory on the old NASA tether video.  Now hes selling 'frequency jewelry"...

Yeah I didn't get the connection between the harmonic mystical tones and ufo's he's seeing around the sun after spending too much time out on the lake.

[Little Hater]

When Noory announced the completion of the studio renovation, he reeled off the names of the studio engineers involved. One was Fred Mertz, which may explain a lot.

[expat]

David Sereda is loopy. One sandwich short of a picnic. Two stops short of Dagenham (Londoner's joke).

To his other nutty ideas he added the solfeggio frequencies (info here). The Noory classic of the night: "So who was this guy Solfeggio?" LMFAO.

[scottydawg]

Building a new studio for a radio show is like buying a 42 inch color TV for a totally Blind person!

[albrecht]

Was it just me or did it seem George was trying to sell his "tv show" by saying you could see him without a mustache? Like that is a selling point? Maybe this is his idea of a cleverly marketing ploy and it wasn't really just a mistake by not paying attention that the guide was on the trimmer? Or a 'brilliant' idea by Tommy who, after George's stupid mistake, said "hey, I got a great idea! Let's use the mustache mistake in an ad for the tv show!"

[albrecht]

Tonight on C2C: let me guess. An Ebola special. Maybe a "special report" from Texas from Alex regarding the "government Ebola plot" and then, possibly, some dire-predictions from an end-times "scholar." Remaining time to natural health-cures to "boost one's immune system" which will help fight Ebola!

[zeebo]

i'm thinking more like craigslist/casual encounters

or missed connections pronunciations

[zeebo]

David Sereda is loopy....

He did have all the arguments down for when people including apparently his family ask him if he has hallucinations. 

[George Drooly]

Tonight on C2C: let me guess. An Ebola special. Maybe a "special report" from Texas from Alex regarding the "government Ebola plot" and then, possibly, some dire-predictions from an end-times "scholar." Remaining time to natural health-cures to "boost one's immune system" which will help fight Ebola!

How long did it take George to report on the meteorite in Russia? Several days, I believe.

"Hearz whutz happned, get reddy for that."