George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[b_dubb]

Over 50,000 replies in this thread. Wow.

That's a lot of suck.

Yep. That's a solid start.

[nooryisawesome]

Wow few post tonight. Must have really sucked.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Wow few post tonight. Must have really sucked.

What can you say about LMH?  She's got a beat and you can dance to her, or something like that.

[George Drooly]

Over 50,000 replies in this thread. Wow.

One for every IQ point Noory removes from the country's collective mind with each broadcast.

[NoMoreNoory]

You ain't kiddin', he just played "You're The One That I Love!"
http://youtu.be/mOJ071ExDbk

Yep! He kicked straight in with For Your Eyes Only, and introduced her with:
"Linda Moulton Howe, who's been with us since almost ('aamost': another of Joorch's tricky words) the beginning of time, and she's not that old."
He followed it with an ambivalent chuckle, and it drew a slightly tart "Well thank you very, very much" from Linda.
He is such a graceless oaf. Doubtless he thought he was being devastatingly witty.

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm not sure he will ever top "Mick Villain" when he was trying to pronounce Machiavellian.

One of his best.
NMN treasures a previous attempt at 'malevolent' when Varla Ventura (you know: Jesse's little girl) was on. He took a stab at the title of her novel The Malevolent Banshee. It came out as 'My Lava Lump'. Glee was compounded with her second novel, Vampyr. Joorch decided to give this his best Transylvanian accent and delivered himself of something akin to 'Vumpurrrrrrrrrr'.

GNS. More than 50,000 times.

[aldousburbank]

Over 50,000 replies in this thread. Wow.

That's a lot of suck.

It seems like only yesterday that our souls brimmed with awe at surpassing 1500 sucky pages of suckiness. This mutant GNS baby has grown such that MV will soon be hearing it ask for the keys to the car.

[maureen]

Every broadcast of MorbidIgnoor is a "cataclysm class".

[Nick el Ass]

Wow few post tonight. Must have really sucked.

I was busy watching the Washington Reds***s vs. New York Giants game, and seeing Kirk Cousins pull a Noory by sucking in epic fashion. Then working on a few projects. Sleep>suck.

[136 or 142]

From this 1981 book:


Anton La Vey's List of the 13 most Satanic shows ever

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch solved the problem of his missing 'stache. He had Tommy shave some hair off his butt, then scotch-taped it to his upper lip.

[Gal in Black]

Hey, where did C2C go? Has anyone looked at the lineup for the next week? Has C2C officially converted to a non-paranormal show? Completely? Wow. What a totally insipid, mundane, generic line-up for today through the whole week. Sunday is a maybe....

So sad, to see the death throes. Why can't there be quick death for the beloved C2C?

[136 or 142]

Hey, where did C2C go? Has anyone looked at the lineup for the next week? Has C2C officially converted to a non-paranormal show? Completely? Wow. What a totally insipid, mundane, generic line-up for today through the whole week. Sunday is a maybe....

So sad, to see the death throes. Why can't there be quick death for the beloved C2C?

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Wed 10-01  Hauntings & EVPs
• Theresa Argie | Eric Olsen
Thu 10-02  Weird American History
• Robert Schneck
Fri 10-03  Psychic Communications/ Open Lines

[Nick el Ass]

Hey, where did C2C go? Has anyone looked at the lineup for the next week? Has C2C officially converted to a non-paranormal show? Completely? Wow. What a totally insipid, mundane, generic line-up for today through the whole week. Sunday is a maybe....

So sad, to see the death throes. Why can't there be quick death for the beloved C2C?

My favorite is the combined show on Judicial Issues/ Binary Sun. Then again the bio on guest Robert Schneck reads as followed "Friends describe him as a loveable, nocturnal, monomaniac." NoorCo is killing it, and by that I mean the show... but they have plenty of  paranormal related shows coming up for NoorCo to infect with their own special brand of suck.

[b_dubb]

How funny would it be if GN's 'stache  disappeared and suddenly his pronunciation suddenly improved to the point of perfection?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

How funny would it be if GN's 'stache  disappeared and suddenly his pronunciation suddenly improved to the point of perfection?

George, on that fateful day in the hotel room, with beard trimmer in his hand:

I've Lost My Mojo!

[No Name Storm]

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Wed 10-01  Hauntings & EVPs
• Theresa Argie | Eric Olsen
Thu 10-02  Weird American History
• Robert Schneck
Fri 10-03  Psychic Communications/ Open Lines

Sure, Wednesday is the only day that qualifies for me and I enjoy Knapp, so Sunday fits...but...but...the rest...sweet baby Jesus, what foul stench is this??

[coaster]

I would pay money to see Knapp be full time on coast. I miss Ian too.fucking noory. who the hell did you blow to get such a good job, you untalented pos.

[albrecht]

I think the reason less GNS posts from last night was because much of the show was a LMH show. Not much George can do (though he tries) to mess that up. And despite sometimes the taped interviews are sort of mono-tone and her, dare-I-say credulous, manner on all subjects, interviewees, or callers is suspect- I like her because of reminiscence of old Art days and, hey, she's beauty queen that popularized the "cattle mutilation" stuff.
-GNS
-sent from FEMA Region VI (neuva mexico)

[coaster]

Yeah, Linda is ok. I lost some respect for her when she joined the Ancient Aliens crowd, but she is good at what she does. And she is a legit journalist. I always tune in on a LMH night.

[b_dubb]

LMH lost all credibility in my eyes when she refused to acknowledge the ufo pics - drone? - were obvious photoshop hoaxes. Her hardon for crop circles doesn't help either.

[albrecht]

Respect and believability are different things in my book. I respect her for just being a person and due to th old days. Believe? Not so much. But like to hear her because, for most part, less George, and for old times sake (and also think how she can get interviews with legit people quite often. Despite her history of C2C, etc.) Never seen Ancient Aliens show or any of that crap so not an issue with me.
-GNS
-sent from FEMA Region VI (neuva mexico)

[Morgus]

We get a bonus 3 day Noory-Free weekend starting today.
But of course we will pay for it next weekend when Noory hosts his extra first Sunday of the month show...

[sydtron]

What if Georges mustache left and eloped with John oates (hall&oates) mustache? Then had a baby? Anyone have a picture of what said "Stache baby" would look like?

[Nick el Ass]

What if Georges mustache left and eloped with John oates (hall&oates) mustache? Then had a baby? Anyone have a picture of what said "Stache baby" would look like?

[zeebo]

..."Conversations with Linda" is the dumbest title for her appearences. I remember when Yorge came up with that idea. I cringe every time he says it.

That's pretty funny, I didn't think about that.  It should be called "Conversations from Linda".

[narcissist noory]

what level of brain dead autopilot setting do you have to be on anyway to not notice the clipper guard is not on?

[SnapT]

"Conversations With Linda" should be renamed "Linda Moulten Howe You Doin'?"

Or "Moulten Mailbag" and she is reading letters from listeners.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Conversations With Linda" should be renamed "Linda Moulten Howe You Doin'?"

It beats George's "Linda Moulten Howe, who's been with us since almost the beginning of time," as catalogued by NoMoreNoory above.

[LostInCyberSpace2012]

All of the hosts suck on this show, every last one of them, including Art Bell.  And the reason is because the subject matter is complete utter pooey fooey nonsense for dumb Americans.  But what's most depressing is how people think they can change things, or increase "Awareness" in order to enlighten the masses... if only the message would spread! Then we'd all be saved and live in a utopia. If only we'd listen to these crackpots on Coast To Coast who are saving the world!

And the reason why these guests always know what's "really" going on, is because the evil "mainstream" media are all liars and part of a conspiracy.  It's a straw man. It's like a scapegoat for everybody's miserable lives. It gives them something to cling to, or hope for. Even if it's just silly flying saucer nonsense. The mainstream media is keeping you all down.... so listen to Coast!! It's real news that the mainstream media is afraid to report!

The whole UFO subject is a perfect example. Take an issue which can't be proven or disproven, but wrap it up in a cloak of  scientific "respectability" -- as if there's anything worth while to be gained by "studying" old hubcap photographs -- and then feed the public lies and b.s. stories and say the government is covering it all up. But you'll never be able to prove it, or disprove any of it.  And that's the beauty of it.

Therefore, you can blather on about UFO's, conspiracies, government coverups, until you're blue in the face.   What, if anything, has one single show on 911 conspiracies accomplished? Nothing. What about all those times Peter Gertson, or whatever his dumb name is, and his stupid "Citizens Against UFO Secrecy" were on Coast saying disclosure would happen any day now. Nothing came of it. Nothing has come from anything on Coast. It's all complete trash. What about Richard Hoagland's "E Q Pegasi"  thingy? Nothing! It's all fear mongering crap.

I would actually rather listen to George. Not because I think he's a nicer guy than the other two people, but because he comes off as less pretentious, and less pseudo-intellectual than the others.

George Knapp sounds like a robot, and he takes Ufoology way too seriously. It's annoying. I think anybody past the age of 30 who still gives a rat's @ss about flying saucers needs serious psychological help. 

That hyped up show that Knapp did with Jacques Vallee about a month ago, that was one of the biggest let-downs in my decades of listening to Coast. I thought finally, somebody who actually has a brain. But then again, I realized, hey, Vallee is just another peddler selling his books. That guy didn't have crap. Nothing new at all. Same old junk. Just another UFO Peddler.

The host who's on right now, I immediately turn off my radio every time I hear his annoying voice. He always sounds like he's on the cusp of reporting a "breaking" news story. Like he is going to jump out of his chair. Omg, look, UFOs!!!!

George Knapp only comes across as better because he doesn't get inundated 5 days per week with stupid guests talking about Leprechauns and spirits from the beyond.  Put Knapp on for 5 days per week, and then watch how quickly he gets burnt out.  I think he just sounds more engergized and "with it" because he gets the chance to recuperate during the week.

So that leaves old Georgie. I must admit, I actually do prefer listening to his fluffy interviews. Those other guys hype stuff up too much for my taste. I'd rather listen to Snory and his much Superior bumper music. And that's another thing... Knapp's bumper music is hideous. And I don't need to know who wrote that hideous crap either.

Bring on New Order and Sheena Easton and the Scorpions.