George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Serious suckage in store for tonight with the EVP people and Jimmy Church!  Wonder if he's trying to kiss up in the hope of snagging some guest host spots in the future.

"Paranormal investigator Theresa Argie and journalist Eric Olsen will be sharing stories from their years of delving into hauntings and the paranormal. As they describe the terror surrounding some of the nation's most haunted houses, they'll play EVP recordings, which could be tangible evidence of souls living on past their physical bodies."  Or tangible evidence that hucksters and charlatans own tape recorders and know how to use them to record spooky noises that can't be authenticated as anything paranormal.

[zeebo]

Serious suckage in store for tonight with the EVP people  ...

Man I caught the EVP People back in the 70's on the Serious Suckage tour, what a show, they really delivered the suckage. 

[Eddie Coyle]

Man I caught the EVP People back in the 70's on the Serious Suckage tour, what a show, they really delivered the suckage.

    Welcome Back My Friends to the Sham Never Ends...

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Man I caught the EVP People back in the 70's on the Serious Suckage tour, what a show, they really delivered the suckage.

I remember that tour.  They had great costumes and an elaborate stage show with lots of flashy special effects, but the sound was so terrible it was almost impossible to understand the lyrics most of the time.  And oddly enough, their opening act was an up and coming youngster, Little Jimmy Church, as he was known back then. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I remember that tour.  They had great costumes and an elaborate stage show with lots of flashy special effects...

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[yumyumtree]

Joorch wants to run his Sandy Hook as false flag theory, but doesn't have the guts to put it upfront as something he believes. Instead, he wraps it up in 'I've been reading reports that some people think....' For 'other people' read Alex Jones. Thank God his guest gave this abomination of an idea short shrift.

I was wondering if anybody else was unsettled by this.  It's something that I associate with John B. I'm glad that Lott gave it no credence. But didn't Noory say that it was schoolteachers, among others, that he'd heard it from?

Did anybody else panic for a split second when he said something about being pictured without his mustache?  I thought he was going to say without his clothes.

[pate]

If Jorge was a cool penis sweeper he'd use music like this for bumper music...

Dimitri From Paris - Not Quite Disco

but then he is a retarded dolt.  I still hold on to the conspirachsee theory that he is a mildly severely mentally retarded homosexual with a minor extreme speech impediment, and the closet he needs to come out of is the studio he broadcasts from...

off-topic:  I was pretty high last night and for once I am not embarrassed about it...  Maybe I am still high...

Apologies if I offend anyone here except for the sNooron.  I know you read this thread you failed abortion!

[pate]

...Doubtless he thought he was being devastatingly witty twitty.

fixed.

[pate]

"Conversations With Linda" should be renamed "Linda Moulten Howe You Doin'?"

Or "Moulten Mailbag" and she is reading letters from listeners.

Hello, I am a representative of the Rhodisian Free Peoples Army, and I am pleased to inform you that you won the intartubes for the day when that was written...  If you would please send me your bank account information I will begin the process to transfer your winnings immediately!

By the way, I am not sure that you are aware of this, but we have recently found out here in Zimbabwe that there is apparently a late night radio host that sucks, his name is George Noory.  We would advise you to avoid him, as he is reportedly a boorish character who benefits no-one, even himself.

[pate]

George called LHO... Lee Harvey Osweil. He didn't even attempt to correct himself either.  Wait until George meets up with his mistress at the upcoming convention in November in Toronto. George "Hey, baby can I come to your bedoir there is a turkey sammich in it for you?"

God, give the guy a break, he clearly meant to say Lee Harvey (the rabbit) Orwell!

I can't believe that you people constantly harp on a retarded guy that has a speech impediment for EVERY minor slip-up he makes.  He's retarded with a speech impediment ferchrissake....  You should be praising the blessed country that you live in gives people, ALL PEOPLE, opportunities to succeed like that!  You should be so lucky to have a nationally syndicated radio show & microphone to mouth breathe into night after night, that comes with a reported bazillion dollar paycheck.  Instead of worrying about a speech impaired mental deficient, perhaps you should learn to play the skin flute and get your own shew.

Perspshpective pipple, you'd think after 1600+ pages of observations you'd have some.

Sheesh...

[wr250]

God, give the guy a break, he clearly meant to say Lee Harvey (the rabbit) Orwell!

I can't believe that you people constantly harp on a retarded guy that has a speech impediment for EVERY minor slip-up he makes.  He's retarded with a speech impediment ferchrissake....  You should be praising the blessed country that you live in gives people, ALL PEOPLE, opportunities to succeed like that!  You should be so lucky to have a nationally syndicated radio show & microphone to mouth breathe into night after night, that comes with a reported bazillion dollar paycheck.  Instead of worrying about a speech impaired mental deficient, perhaps you should learn to play the skin flute and get your own shew.

Perspshpective pipple, you'd think after 1600+ pages of observations you'd have some.

Sheesh...

yesh, but when he speaks elsewhere, he is articulate ,concise and well spoken. its like he drinks a 5th of jack and smokes an aldous joint before getting on the air.

[zeebo]

yesh, but when he speaks elsewhere, he is articulate ,concise and well spoken. its like he drinks a 5th of jack and smokes an aldous joint before getting on the air.

So that's why he only makes sense in that twilight state right before the whiskey renders me unconscious.

[eyenoeyeno]

yesh, but when he speaks elsewhere, he is articulate ,concise and well spoken. its like he drinks a 5th of jack and smokes an aldous joint before getting on the air.

That guy couldn't handle an Aldous joint.

[narcissist noory]

That guy couldn't handle an Aldous joint.

nobody said he can handle it, were just trying to find an excuse for all that suck

[Nebraska888]

Man I caught the EVP People back in the 70's on the Serious Suckage tour, what a show, they really delivered the suckage.

Ha!      

[narcissist noory]

if it wasn't for gorgie informing us that 666 is a ominous number, it could of been a mystery till the end of time

[21st Century Man]

I don't believe it.  Snoory just mentioned that Church's show is on The Dark Matter Radio Network.  And he didn't flub the words.  Wonders never cease.

[ZHero]

I don't believe it.  Snoory just mentioned that Church's show is on The Dark Matter Radio Network.  And he didn't flub the words.  Wonders never cease.

I would say that even a blind squirrel gets a nut once in a while, but that would be
Offensive to squirrels and Zeebo!

[Nick el Ass]

I haven't even heard a word tonight, and still know that George Noory sucks.

[narcissist noory]

I haven't even heard a word tonight, and still know that George Noory sucks.

gorgie sucking every night has taken the #1 spot of things you can count on ahead of death and taxes

[Heather Wade]

God, give the guy a break, he clearly meant to say Lee Harvey (the rabbit) Orwell!

I can't believe that you people constantly harp on a retarded guy that has a speech impediment for EVERY minor slip-up he makes.  He's retarded with a speech impediment ferchrissake....  You should be praising the blessed country that you live in gives people, ALL PEOPLE, opportunities to succeed like that!  You should be so lucky to have a nationally syndicated radio show & microphone to mouth breathe into night after night, that comes with a reported bazillion dollar paycheck.  Instead of worrying about a speech impaired mental deficient, perhaps you should learn to play the skin flute and get your own shew.

Perspshpective pipple, you'd think after 1600+ pages of observations you'd have some.

Sheesh...

There is an observation:  George Noory sucks. 

The tradition of suck continues.

It is like a cigarette, and I don't smoke but he has taken Coast and smoked it down to the butt.  Threw it in the gravel and took the heel and just grinded it down until the flame went out, flat and burnt out to a crisp..  This is also how he does other affairs, too.

Agreed.

[21st Century Man]

I get really tired of Snoory acting like he's doing something special when he has a show dealing with the paranormal.  Now he calls such shows a pre-Halloween treat when they were once prominent on Coast.   He acts the same way when he reminds us that he is always here doing the show on holidays.  Like he's doing us a big favor. Anyway, his pre-Halloween treats usually turn into the sort of tricks that even prostitutes would be ashamed of.

"Are they evil?  Why are they here?  Why Am I here?'


I wish you weren't, George, 'cause you suck.

[zeebo]

I would say that even a blind squirrel gets a nut once in a while, but that would be
Offensive to squirrels and Zeebo!

Actually in our world, the saying is "Even a sucky radio host can sometimes have a good show."  It has fallen out of favor though in recent years.  :

[nextgen.fm]

Where did Tommy come from?

Was he George's friend?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Where did Tommy come from?

Was he George's friend?

I always thought he was some college intern until I joined this site.

[WOTR]

Actually in our world, the saying is "Even a sucky radio host can sometimes have a good show."  It has fallen out of favor though in recent years.  :

In our world, there is a saying that "there is more than one way to skin a cat."  We stopped using it when a radio host told us that such an action may result in a "mean cat."

I wonder if that same radio host might be responsible for your saying falling out of favour?

[narcissist noory]

Where did Tommy come from?

Was he George's friend?

george has no friends

[WOTR]

Where did Tommy come from?

Was he George's friend?

Truth be told, I really have no idea.  His linkedin profile says that he attended Pasadena city college from 1992-1996.  There is no information prior to that and nothing between then and 2003 when he joined Coast.

I am happy to report that my memory is not shot to hell... He did spend time as a producer for Dr. Laura.  According to a "talkers" article, "When I speak with Danheiser alone in his office later, he says that in all his years of commercial radioâ€"working for the likes of Jim Cramer, Suze Orman, and Dr. Laura..."

This is also the article that notes that "Noory can be an uneven broadcaster. Sometimes he seems to not pay full attention to his guests, offers strangely obvious commentary, orâ€"and this has alienated some fansâ€"lets clearly delusional or pseudoscientific assertions slide by without challenge..."

It also states that "Noory, with his soothing voice and amiable persona, is perfectly suited for a syndicated, corporatized Coast to Coast."

If you want to read the article it is here. http://m.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2010/01/the-listener/307840/

If you have patience you could always listen to an episode of "positive perspectives" with psychic Melinda.  He was, apparently a guest.  I just cannot bear the thought of wasting my life tonight and I am afraid of my brain rotting out of my head listening to a psychic interview Tommy... Maybe in the future.  It is here. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/positiveperspectives/2014/05/28/positive-perspectives-tom-danheiser-coast-to-coast-am-scoop-clyde--pyramids

***Edit: it was not "talkers", it was a link to "the listener" in "the Atlantic."  I suppose it really does not matter in the end.  The point is that Noory sucks.

[Rockaria]

I am exceedingly happy to report that one of the big 50k watt Southern stations has dumped C2C in favour of some kind of trucker's show called"Red Eye Radio."  Stick that in eweeer pizza roll and eat it, Snoory. And the dominoes keep falling.....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I am exceedingly happy to report that one of the big 50k watt Southern stations has dumped C2C in favour of some kind of trucker's show called"Red Eye Radio."  Stick that in eweeer pizza roll and eat it, Snoory. And the dominoes keep falling.....

Yeah!!!!  24-7 of back-to-back Convoy!  George didn't stand a chance.