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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
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valdez

Quote from: zeebo on November 19, 2013, 11:52:55 PM
George didn't understand Graham's point on needing accurate time-keeping to calculate longitude in the 1700's....

  I didn't get it either.  I'll have to google the subject since George didn't bother to delve into it any further, because, you know, he understood it just fine.  I'm liking Graham Hancock the more I hear him.   He said you don't need aliens to explain some of these ancient mysteries because any civilization that could traverse the vastness of space would have done a better job of, say, building pyramids and such.  Cool.  I also dig his recounting of the conquest of the new world by the Spanish.  Wicked stuff.  Memo to Bill the desperately single amateur astronomer from West Hartford Connecticut:  don't confuse Robert Zimmerman with Robert Zubrin.  I don't think he liked that much.  After yesterday's disaster, George lays low and lets good guest do the talking.

DanTSX

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 20, 2013, 04:47:50 AM
Why does everyone think we have a Lexus ?

I'm barely sure what a Lexus is or who makes it.

We HAD a showroom shape 2002 Prius in September without a scratch on it.

Not now.

>:( >:(\

And still have 3 payments to make on it too.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Because that's what Jimmy Chunga said you drove on bellgab podcast

DanTSX

Quote from: valdez on November 20, 2013, 05:00:27 AM
  I didn't get it either.  I'll have to google the subject since George didn't bother to delve into it any further, because, you know, he understood it just fine.  I'm liking Graham Hancock the more I hear him.   He said you don't need aliens to explain some of these ancient mysteries because any civilization that could traverse the vastness of space would have done a better job of, say, building pyramids and such.  Cool.  I also dig his recounting of the conquest of the new world by the Spanish.  Wicked stuff.  Memo to Bill the desperately single amateur astronomer from West Hartford Connecticut:  don't confuse Robert Zimmerman with Robert Zubrin.  I don't think he liked that much.  After yesterday's disaster, George lays low and lets good guest do the talking.


Bill the atheist amature autistic am listening astronomer from west Hartford
Lives suspiciously near what used to be the science center that Richard c Hoagland was planetarium director back in his early days, and nearby where Hoagland did his earth to moon special for Cronkite.

I wonder of they used to pall around?  Maybe play racquetball or squash together?  WAter ski on summer days on the Connecticut river .

Does George know that Richard has another lover?

zeebo

Quote from: valdez on November 20, 2013, 05:00:27 AM
Memo to Bill the desperately single amateur astronomer from West Hartford Connecticut:  don't confuse Robert Zimmerman with Robert Zubrin.  I don't think he liked that much. 

I cringe whenever that guy gets on.  Although I did find it amusing that he rattled off all the nerdy specs on his amateur telescope, hoping for affirmation on how neat it is.

DanTSX

Quote from: zeebo on November 20, 2013, 12:14:54 PM
I cringe whenever that guy gets on.  Although I did find it amusing that he rattled off all the nerdy specs on his amateur telescope, hoping for affirmation on how neat it is.

He calls EVERY fucking radio show out there.  Even shortwave shows, and shows that get booted from shortwave like THe Right Perspective out of Staten Island, the guys who gave Hal Turner his start.  I heard him call in some random show in Cleveland one night over some retarded shit when I was driving out that way.  I'm all like holy shit not this asshole?  I can't get away from him!

Entertaining pair of racist assholes on that The Right Perspective though.  I swear they give savage and Limbaugh half of their material

zeebo

Quote from: DanTSX on November 20, 2013, 12:32:39 PM
He calls EVERY fucking radio show out there....

Jeez really?  I guess then he's out there polluting other shows with his overwrought two-part questions with their preambles and various citations to Scientific American articles from like five years ago.  It's like dude, just get to the point, ask your question and split already, uuggh.

zeebo

Quote from: valdez on November 20, 2013, 05:00:27 AM
After yesterday's disaster, George lays low and lets good guest do the talking.

Those are always his best "interviews".   :D

Quote from: DanTSX on November 20, 2013, 12:32:39 PM
He calls EVERY fucking radio show out there.  Even shortwave shows, and shows that get booted from shortwave like THe Right Perspective out of Staten Island, the guys who gave Hal Turner his start.  I heard him call in some random show in Cleveland one night over some retarded shit when I was driving out that way.  I'm all like holy shit not this asshole?  I can't get away from him!

Entertaining pair of racist assholes on that The Right Perspective though.  I swear they give savage and Limbaugh half of their material

It's a sad day when someone gets kicked off a shortwave from Staten Island, lol. But I've heard Bill from Hartford the amateur atheist astronomer lonelyhearts on other radio call ins and they usually drop him like a hot waffle.

DanTSX

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on November 20, 2013, 12:59:46 PM
It's a sad day when someone gets kicked off a shortwave from Staten Island, lol. But I've heard Bill from Hartford the amateur atheist astronomer lonelyhearts on other radio call ins and they usually drop him like a hot waffle.

I heard him on Limbaugh, C2CAM, and two regional shows (Hartford and Boston) in the same day.

He literally has no life.  And he definitely is from West Hartford.  That is exactly what all of the Godless self-important moon bats from West Hartford sound like.  The calming NPR voice.  I would bet money that I have eaten in the booth next to him at the cheesecake factory in West Hartford Center.

I want to find him, and blow his cover.    He gets on more talk shows in a day than a controversial politician does on a Sunday.  I'm surprised he hasn't been on the podcast.


Falkie2013

Quote from: DanTSX on November 20, 2013, 07:46:22 AM
Because that's what Jimmy Chunga said you drove on bellgab podcast

Oh. I'd forgotten about that.

There's an off chance we MIGHT not have to pay for the repairs. The hit and run driver drove towards the Red Robin restaurant at the mall and I said to myself :

" Maybe the mall cameras picked her license # up. "

So I called Sun Valley Mall Security and asked them and they said to contact the police and if she's on a camera they'd release that to the Concord PD. So tomorrow I will call their traffic department and get them working on that angle.

It takes 7-10 days to get a physical copy of the police report.

I'm still in shock. Slept all day and feel like her Jeep ran over me.

Bleah.


Quote from: DanTSX on November 20, 2013, 05:17:54 PM
I heard him on Limbaugh, C2CAM, and two regional shows (Hartford and Boston) in the same day.

He literally has no life.  And he definitely is from West Hartford.  That is exactly what all of the Godless self-important moon bats from West Hartford sound like.  The calming NPR voice.  I would bet money that I have eaten in the booth next to him at the cheesecake factory in West Hartford Center.

I want to find him, and blow his cover.    He gets on more talk shows in a day than a controversial politician does on a Sunday.  I'm surprised he hasn't been on the podcast.



Yep, that's him and he's looking for female companionship, too.

If you ever hear that voice near you in the cheesecake factory, and it won't be hard to figure out since he'll be asking the waitress a 5 part question about the menu while simultaneously hitting on her and telling her he's an atheist amateur astronomer, run the hell out of there as fast as you can and never return.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Morgus on November 19, 2013, 10:53:49 PM
Its very strange, no sign of Hoagland with Noory since he appeared with Art Bell two months ago.
Instead Noory has been having on other space guests like Zimmerman and Zubrin on more often in the last couple months like tonight to talk about Mars.
Before, Hoagland would have been the go-to guy for Noory.
Very suspicious...
Perhaps Hoagie is more loyal to Art than we think? Could it be that he has told snoorge to pack moon rocks up his ass after what has happened to Art?  Maybe RCH is Art's  inside guy and he didn't  like what went down?   If it is true than RCH 's stock would have soared in my opinion....hmmmmm, let's discuss.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: DanTSX on November 20, 2013, 04:38:03 AM
Sweet can't wait to hear this.


Falkie don't worry they will just give you a new Lexus.  Happens all the time.  Just don't let the woman drive it.  I am considering the IS350 myself but have concerns that the rear seat is too small for access to child car seats.
Don't  worry about the back seats... do like i do when buying a car, I am only concerned with the comfort etc of one seat...front left, the one I sit in!!!

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 20, 2013, 04:47:50 AM
Why does everyone think we have a Lexus ?

I'm barely sure what a Lexus is or who makes it.

We HAD a showroom shape 2002 Prius in September without a scratch on it.

Not now.

>:( >:(\

And still have 3 payments to make on it too.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Same guys who make Lexus make your car...Toyota.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: ItsOver on November 19, 2013, 08:44:30 PM
;D Nice... from Princess Linda?  She may be next on the hit list.


Damn that is from a long, long time ago.

ItsOver

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on November 20, 2013, 07:59:20 PM
Damn that is from a long, long time ago.
A long time ago in a galaxy far,far, away...

bateman



"LIVE FROM THE DOUBLETREE HOTEL IN SCENIC DOWNTOWN SAN JOSE, HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S GEORGE"

zeebo

Wow another classic Noory prank! (on Catherine Austin Fitts this time):

"Hey Catherine, see that nice box with the bow on it?  That's your Christmas present!"

"No, I don't see it ..."

"Just kidding, you don't need anything.  Yuk Yuk."

SciFiAuthor

One of the odd things about George. He just competently whipped out knowledge and a complex thought base on the healthcare system and abolishing the IRS and did it concisely in a few sentences. His commentary was further outside of the box than 98% of the professional talking head pundits on television and radio, and seemed to knock KAF a bit off kilter.

Yet, it will go all wacky with Von Praagh and with the portals and god knows what.

George doesn't suck as a broadcaster (though he does suck for having Oates on), he's a broadcaster in the wrong area of the industry.


Falkie2013



Thanks KAF. Now I can sell stock in The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) and buys us a used Bradley.
Let's see some Asian driver hit that thing.

;)

I'll need it to transport all the cats if Art doesn't win his case.

Falkie2013

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 20, 2013, 10:56:38 PM
One of the odd things about George. He just competently whipped out knowledge and a complex thought base on the healthcare system and abolishing the IRS and did it concisely in a few sentences. His commentary was further outside of the box than 98% of the professional talking head pundits on television and radio, and seemed to knock KAF a bit off kilter.

Yet, it will go all wacky with Von Praagh and with the portals and god knows what.

George doesn't suck as a broadcaster (though he does suck for having Oates on), he's a broadcaster in the wrong area of the industry.

With the $noorge, just kindly tell us what would be HIS RIGHT side of the industry ?

Janitorial services ?

The man cuts people off all the time. He did it to Shirley MacLaine the other night.
I missed the Hancock show because I was listening to the MacLaine segment.
And then disaster hit and that was the end of radio listening for the night.
Premiere killed off the stream that brought me the MacLaine segment so I guess I might not ever hear the Hancock show since You Tube is pulling them all.
So much for radio for all.
I got an email the other day that said that Warner Brothers admitted they lied to a site after making an agreement to not remove content and WB said  " we can do anything we want and YOU can't stop us. "


FallenSeraph

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 20, 2013, 10:56:38 PM
One of the odd things about George. He just competently whipped out knowledge and a complex thought base on the healthcare system and abolishing the IRS and did it concisely in a few sentences. His commentary was further outside of the box than 98% of the professional talking head pundits on television and radio, and seemed to knock KAF a bit off kilter.

Yet, it will go all wacky with Von Praagh and with the portals and god knows what.

George doesn't suck as a broadcaster (though he does suck for having Oates on), he's a broadcaster in the wrong area of the industry.

I caught that commentary as well and thought, "Hey George! You should do that more often!" Maybe it's because he's talking to an intelligent female.

That aside, I have hellish insomnia. I thought for sure that this topic and the guest's kind of NPA-ish radio voice would take care of that in about five minutes. Yet here I am, wide awake and feeling slightly fried.

zeebo

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 20, 2013, 10:56:38 PM
One of the odd things about George. He just competently whipped out knowledge and a complex thought base on the healthcare system and abolishing the IRS and did it concisely in a few sentences. His commentary was further outside of the box than 98% of the professional talking head pundits on television and radio, and seemed to knock KAF a bit off kilter.

Yet, it will go all wacky with Von Praagh and with the portals and god knows what.

George doesn't suck as a broadcaster (though he does suck for having Oates on), he's a broadcaster in the wrong area of the industry.

It does seem kinda random to me, I guess that's why I used to be able to listen to him more.  Sometimes he'll seem fairly lucid and on-point, other times strangely detached and off-track from the topic.  Sometimes he seems genuinely interested in paranormal topics, other times he seems to just sleepwalk through it as it's part of the job.  Sometimes he seems empathetic and able to connect emotionally e.g. to callers, other times he's bored and remote and even impolite. 

I can't figure the guy out, it's like he just bounces around alot.  I think he likes being an on-air personality and all that comes with it, but he too often just seems disconnected either from laziness, or boredom, or who-knows-what.  I think he'd be much more suited to something with less responsibility and less preperation like spinning oldies on the solid gold hour or hosting some reality talent show.

Jocko Johnson

SNOORY'S FUCKING DRUNK ON THE AIR...HOW DO THEY NOT JUST DRAG HIM OUT OF THERE.TRYING TO SAY ARISTOCRACY ...HE CAN'T SAYS IT'S  THE ONE WORD HE COULD NEVER SAY......HE CAN'T  SAY ANYTHING...WHAT A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE...TELLS FITTS NEXT TIME U WRITE A BK GIVE IT A TITLE I CAN SAY....WHAT TO CALL THE NEXT BOOK...CAT, THE, DOG, I AM A HUGE ASSHAT DICKHEAD...I HAVE NEVER NO ONE WOULD BEELEAF THIS THIS MORON HAS THE IQ OF A ROOFING NAIL!

Jocko Johnson

Five minutes I can't take it...click...Jorch you blow, you suck so bad no one could be worse. Do you ever listen to a replay of ur show?  Seriously . How the fuck do you face people? When you pick up your paycheck do you wear a mask...do the cops get called to Prem rat to take a robbery report every time you get paid? OMG...yyyyoooooouuuuuu really , really, really, really...really SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: bateman on November 20, 2013, 09:19:01 PM


"LIVE FROM THE DOUBLETREE HOTEL IN SCENIC DOWNTOWN SAN JOSE, HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S GEORGE"
Any singing? 

FallenSeraph

I swear this caller is Evelyn Paglini right now.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Seraphim27 on November 20, 2013, 11:27:55 PM
I swear this caller is Evelyn Paglini right now.

I thought she sounded like her too.
Either that or Sylvia Browne called from beyond bullbleep.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 20, 2013, 10:56:38 PM
One of the odd things about George. He just competently whipped out knowledge and a complex thought base on the healthcare system and abolishing the IRS and did it concisely in a few sentences. His commentary was further outside of the box than 98% of the professional talking head pundits on television and radio, and seemed to knock KAF a bit off kilter.

Yet, it will go all wacky with Von Praagh and with the portals and god knows what.

George doesn't suck as a broadcaster (though he does suck for having Oates on), he's a broadcaster in the wrong area of the industry.
I'd bet if u could get a copy of what he said and check it was written, published or said before...weather maybe his thing...you know storm in the Nam causes rain in Hawaii . Fishy stop trying to tell us the douchebag is anything more than a complete dolt. He couldn't even pronounce the ladies book title!  After he practiced it he tells her you ready for this...on.ready...? Aristocracy ....so proud like an infant taking it's  first steps....God help  :'( :P ???

Falkie2013

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on November 20, 2013, 11:26:01 PM
Five minutes I can't take it...click...Jorch you blow, you suck so bad no one could be worse. Do you ever listen to a replay of ur show?  Seriously . How the fuck do you face people? When you pick up your paycheck do you wear a mask...do the cops get called to Prem rat to take a robbery report every time you get paid? OMG...yyyyoooooouuuuuu really , really, really, really...really SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunco

Bunco, also known as the Fraud Division of the LAPD is responsible for investigating fraud and other white-collar crimes. Its department is located at Wilshire Police Station. It is possible that this desk, like Burglary, took place during the six months between Traffic and Homicide.

Its way past time for the listeners on KNX to go to Wilshire and make a citizens arrest on $noory for bad broacasting and mispronounciation.

Get a warrant and issue an APB for a 10-30, illegal use of radio.

" Callling all cars. Be on the lookout for suspect $noorge $noory. Identifying marks. Walrus mustache, bad toupe, sings Elvis songs and has inability to say the word " ARISTOCRACY ". "

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