George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

Okay. I did not mean it as a slam to Mr. Rogers at all, and I'm sorry if I offended you.

Didn't offend me at all, though you may have well offended all hosts of all kiddie shows past and present by comparing them to $noory.

And here's the show that got Noory to go into the Naval Reserve.

He's so manly 'y know.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTwq1_9VH68

[ZHero]

Noory's lack of preparation......and, being so naïve, childish, coddled by Mommy, nerdy, whatever it is........just made the interview with McClain as cringe inducing as I had anticipated.   

MAYBE SHE FAKED HER COUGH JUST TO GET OFF THE PROGRAM!   

Shirley must have forgot to take her cough medicine:

http://www.shirleymaclaine.com/shirleysworld/product.php?pid=3121

[zeebo]

A REAL host would know how to ask hardball questions.

The only hardball Noory will ever know is if one hits him in the head, which may have already happened.
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lol Falkie

[bateman]

Shirley must have forgot to take her cough medicine:

http://www.shirleymaclaine.com/shirleysworld/product.php?pid=3121

Bahahaha, what a ringing endorsement.

[zeebo]

I guess if it's written on those cards, well than he MUST read it...no matter right wrong or indifferent. Now we all know that snoorgy's IQ is up there on the level of a common house fly, (which is better than when he began his run on the show 10 yrs ago...his IQ ten yrs ago was rated equal to a door knob ) it is rumoured that if he strays from the pre-written comments/questions that his shoe polish hair dye is taken away.

Yes every nite after the show, if he hasn't gone off-script, he gets what he calls his "Tommy's Care Package".  It includes:

shoe polish / hair dye
mustache wax
corny joke printed from joke site
novelty item from magic shop
pokemon collector card
Archie's comic book (Fridays only)
half a 7-11 turkey sandwich
3 pizza rolls

[bateman]

To hear a guest ask him the question he most dreads: "Did you read my book?"

That. was. awesome. There was definitely an audible pang of terror there before he responded "they uh, they sent me chapters."

I have never once received "chapters" from a publisher...

[Jocko Johnson]

Yes every nite after the show, if he hasn't gone off-script, he gets what he calls his "Tommy's Care Package".  It includes:

shoe polish / hair dye
mustache wax
corny joke printed from joke site
novelty item from magic shop
pokemon collector card
Archie's comic book (Fridays only)
half a 7-11 turkey sandwich
3 pizza rolls

Some fresh glue for the toupe
A dose of too-moore-rick
A single carnivora tablet...after all Reagan got it at the White House.  (Not for nothing but if Ronaldus Magnus did take the stuff...it didn't  work out too good for him. He had the colon cancer, enlarged prostate , was very hard of hearing, extremely nearsighted and ultimately subcumed to the Altzhemers disease) ...wow that shit really is a wonder...eh?!

[NoMoreNoory]

That. was. awesome. There was definitely an audible pang of terror there before he responded "they uh, they sent me chapters."

I have never once received "chapters" from a publisher...

A friend of ours was on with Noory during the week of Halloween. A few days beforehand we spoke with him about his past experiences with Noory and while he fully admitted that he found George to be a moron, the airtime he would be given to plug his book wasn't something he could afford to pass up. Understood. Not surprisingly though, when speaking to Tommy and scheduling his upcoming interview, he enquired as to whether or not George would read his book before he came on, Tommy simply replied, "No. He won't."

[starrmtn001]

That. was. awesome. There was definitely an audible pang of terror there before he responded "they uh, they sent me chapters."

I have never once received "chapters" from a publisher...

Lol.   Is there a clip of this?

[Jocko Johnson]

A friend of ours was on with Noory during the week of Halloween. A few days beforehand we spoke with him about his past experiences with Noory and while he fully admitted that he found George to be a moron, the airtime he would be given to plug his book wasn't something he could afford to pass up. Understood. Not surprisingly though, when speaking to Tommy and scheduling his upcoming interview, he enquired as to whether or not George would read his book before he came on, Tommy simply replied, "No. He won't."

He can't  read...can't  talk and we've  all seen how he "riites whine he possess hearr."
Tell him to send the abridged book on tape version...gotta talk real slow and explain with notes on 3x5 index cards...all the broadcasters interviewers do that...don't  they?

[ItsOver]

Russia, China, the U.S., could you PLEASE pick-up the pace a little on getting somebody on Mars?  Do it for "the humanity!"

[FallenSeraph]

That. was. awesome. There was definitely an audible pang of terror there before he responded "they uh, they sent me chapters."

I have never once received "chapters" from a publisher...

Still laughing at this.

As a former features editor for these things we used to have called newspapers, I also have never received "review chapters."

Gawd damn, that was so awkward it was beyond awesome.

[Jocko Johnson]

Russia, China, the U.S., could you PLEASE pick-up the pace a little on getting somebody on Mars?  Do it for "the humanity!"

Hoaxland he's our only hope now....Godspeed Dick, Godspeed.

[Jocko Johnson]

Still laughing at this.

As a former features editor for these things we used to have called newspapers, I also have never received "review chapters."

Gawd damn, that was so awkward it was beyond awesome.

What a joke, snoorge is the ring leader of the entire clueless bullshiting bunch of real stupid lying asses!

[bateman]

Hoaxland he's our only hope now....Godspeed Dick, Godspeed.

Word on the street is they're going to "replace" him.

[ItsOver]

Word on the street is they're going to "replace" him.

Because of his closer-than-comfortable association with Art and DM???

[bateman]

Because of his closer-than-comfortable association with Art and DM???

Bingo.

[ItsOver]

Wow... the PremRat mafia strikes again.  "Hoagland?  Never heard of him..."

[bateman]

Wow... the PremRat mafia strikes again.  "Hoagland?  Never heard of him..."

It'll be a switcheroo like they pulled with Darren on Bewitched. "Bob Zimmerman? Why, he's always been our space correspondent!" 

[ItsOver]

It'll be a switcheroo like they pulled with Darren on Bewitched. "Bob Zimmerman? Why, he's always been our space correspondent!"

Hahaha...   I thought Jorch would just send Tommy down to the local loony bin and drag in some old dude with great hair shouting "20/20...it's all about the 20/20... look at the bottle!!!"

[zeebo]

Hoaxland he's our only hope now....Godspeed Dick, Godspeed.

Help us Torsion Field Kenobi, you're our only hope.

[ItsOver]

Help us Torsion Field Kenobi, you're our only hope.

Nice... from Princess Linda?  She may be next on the hit list.

[zeebo]

Nice... from Princess Linda?  She may be next on the hit list.

And what about R2 Kaku?

[DanTSX]

Word on the street is they're going to "replace" him.

Yup.  Its true.  With Gary Busey.

[ItsOver]

R2 Kaku... you're rolling now, Zeebo.    Even though he was Art's first guest for DM, I'm thinking the PremRat mob will give him a pass since he's more mainstream.  C2C gets more from Kaku than he gets from them.  Kaku with Jorch is really a waste, though.  We'd be better off having Beavis and Butthead interview the doctor.  I really enjoyed the first DM show with Kaku.  Such a "high" it was.  I sure didn't dream DM would come crashing down so soon.   

[DanTSX]

Nice... from Princess Linda?  She may be next on the hit list.

Linda has been dead for years.  She recorded about 5 years worth of shows by reading her script in a very monotonous tone for C2CAM as her legacy.


Actually I'm kidding, she is an alternate voice of Siri in the apple iPhone, and Tommy just types in what he wants it to say.  But she is still dead.  Just like Hoagland.

[DanTSX]

Hoaxland he's our only hope now....Godspeed Dick, Godspeed.

See! I told you guys that Hoagland died the other week.

[DanTSX]

HEY GEORGE!

IT'S 1A.M.  GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!?!?!?!


SHOW TIME?


















NOPE.

TIME TO FUCK OFF.    

AND UFO PHIL CAN FUCK OFF TOO.  HE BELONGS IN A RUBBER ROOM.

[bateman]

R2 Kaku... you're rolling now, Zeebo.    Even though he was Art's first guest for DM, I'm thinking the PremRat mob will give him a pass since he's more mainstream.  C2C gets more from Kaku than he gets from them.  Kaku with Jorch is really a waste, though.  We'd be better off having Beavis and Butthead interview the doctor.  I really enjoyed the first DM show with Kaku.  Such a "high" it was.  I sure didn't dream DM would come crashing down so soon.   

There's nothing Jorch & Co. can do to hurt Kaku. Hoagland is easier to bully. What other nationally syndicated show is going to give him hours of airtime on a regular basis?

If they do end up dumping him permanently, you'll know why.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

You would think that in the eight or nine hours of prep work The Snooremasterâ,,¢ claims to do for each show, he could find time to read some of his guests books.  Still, he has no problem putting out subpar books of his own that he expects people to read...