George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[malfion]

Noorys cough drop button lol

[bootyscoot falcon]

"Even before the involvement of Shirley McClaine inspiring you..."

WTF

Also, George appreciates Shirley "putting her neck out;" unfortunate choice of words given her grotesque choking fit.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Stephen Hawking believes he is the reincarnation of Newton; that's an interesting one.

11:20 PST : GN: "If we could look at the soul with a high-powered microscope..."

[Noorynoid]

fascinating radio...just fascinating...wow.....

[bootyscoot falcon]

fascinating radio...just fascinating...wow.....

It's like public access programming when the host has a stroke on air.

[Falkie2013]

Please tell me someone else just heard that. George gets caught lying about Shirley MacLaine's book.

I heard it. $noorge thinks a few months ago was February.

I think he was trying to ingratiate himself with Shirley.

Or maybe her corpse after she hacked herself to death on the air.

[Falkie2013]

What a fucking gem of a segment. One for the ages.

I posted a video on it on You Tube. Part 2 in a moment.

Link is in AB Quits DM thread.

The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) Talks About George Noory & Shirley MacLean Pt. 2 !!! ...

Once again, $noory proves he's not only a liar but the absolute worst broadcaster on radio, possibly in the entire history of commercial radio, which started in, of course, Pittsburgh.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3YyTXV-Y5A

[zeebo]

... I think he was trying to ingratiate himself with Shirley.

He shoulda crooned a few Elvis tunes, that might have worked better.

[Morgus]

Stephen Hawking believes he is the reincarnation of Newton; that's an interesting one.

somehow I think Hawking would deny that completely, since he is a skeptic... 

[dan7800]

GN sucks. We all know that, but why do you all listen? I stopped really trying years ago.

[valdez]

This is comedy GOLD, oh my god.

Jesus. What the hell happened to her?

Shirley keeps coughing up hair balls and Jorch is utterly fucking unprepared!!

This is what we have left now, in the dark times after hope, glimmering for six meager weeks, has been extinguished.

...George tries to go to open lines. "Have you ever seen Shirley's movie Terms of Endearment?" "Oh, uh, I wanted to talk about Being There."

This will be one of George's "classic" segments.  He should have let Shirley MacLaine go after the third time she coughed up blood.  And for what did he keep her on?  To continue delivering his interview 101 hack questions?  To demonstrate how utterly unprepared he was and to blame it (eh, for the umpteenth time this month) on the "write up"?  To hear a guest ask him the question he most dreads: "Did you read my book?"  What a hack.  George doesn't know Being There because George doesn't know quality.  And the Joanne DiMaggio segment on past lives was a lame dead hack job too.  After a strong Wells/Knapp weekend, this is the crap hack performance he turns in to start off the week.  I wasn't expecting miracles from Art Bell, but at the very least he should have come back to crush this goon and send him packing back to from where ever he started.  It's only Monday.

classic

[FallenSeraph]

Please tell me someone else just heard that. George gets caught lying about Shirley MacLaine's book.

OHMYGAWD IT WAS AWESOME! 

GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE! SHEEEEEEEEZUS! Pay someone to put together better Cliff's Notes for you! My freelance fees are extremely affordable!

[FallenSeraph]

This is comedy GOLD, oh my god.

I am dying. I am laughing so hard I am crying. How surreal and horrible would it be if Shirley keeled over on C2C with George? WOW!

[FallenSeraph]

This is what we have left now, in the dark times after hope, glimmering for six meager weeks, has been extinguished.

(((laughter)))

[DanTSX]

Wait.  George had Shirley MacLaine on?

Did he ask her about her involvement as an MK Ultra honeytrap?

There have been a lot of allegations that she was an unwilling participant in a number of mind control and coercion plots by being under long term hypnosis to essentially fuck her way into certain circles of influence, and then give her handlers a way to extort and coerce the victims into working with them in return for not revealing their dailiances.   Also, used at big military / industrial compleat sex parties as the community bicycle.  Real stanly Kubrick eyes wide shut type shit.


It George didn't even put her name into google it seems......so the most obvious "c2c type " questions go unasked so George can make a fool out of himself while some old Hollywood hag diesels on the air.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Just...read...more...slower...smart boy.

It's "just read slower" or "just read more slowly", you're welcome smartboy.

[Falkie2013]

Wait.  George had Shirley MacLaine on?

Did he ask her about her involvement as an MK Ultra honeytrap?

There have been a lot of allegations that she was an unwilling participant in a number of mind control and coercion plots by being under long term hypnosis to essentially fuck her way into certain circles of influence, and then give her handlers a way to extort and coerce the victims into working with them in return for not revealing their dailiances.   Also, used at big military / industrial compleat sex parties as the community bicycle.  Real stanly Kubrick eyes wide shut type shit.


It George didn't even put her name into google it seems......so the most obvious "c2c type " questions go unasked so George can make a fool out of himself while so
me old Hollywood hag diesels on the air.

A REAL host would know how to ask hardball questions.

The only hardball Noory will ever know is if one hits him in the head, which may have already happened.

However, I must ask THIS question :

What if Noory is NOT the idiot he seems to be ? What if that's all a facade meant to drive the program into ridicule thus making lose any effectiveness it had historically ?

What if he was " chosen " to host Coast so as to destroy its legacy and then to ensure that come hell or high water Art would not stay on the air even if he returned to broadcasting ?

A talk show host that no one had ever heard of outside of St. Louis.

What if Noory is a disinformation agent himself and that's why we NEVER hear him asking hardball quetions of his guests and instead get verbal gaffes and idiocy ?

Has anyone done any checking into the background of Noory and his two cohorts and seen if they have any government connections other than $noory's supposed naval service ?

And  ... we never cross the edge into controversy with the $noorge unlike what Art did for years.

What if $noorge was put on Coast to ensure that nothing important would be revealed to the public unlike what we heard from Art for years ?

MacLaine has supposed ties to MK Ultra, was a sex slave for the CIA and was married to a man who worked for the NSA for 20 years. Supposedly she helped bring down an Australian Prime Minister yet wikipedia only says she was involved with Prime Ministers.

Hello, Jazmunda ?

It is of interest that her Wikipedia entry mentions NONE of the above.

The information in these links is disturbing at the very least including this one on MacLaine.

This can progress into full blown MPD. The celeb victim will actually begin to believe that they are other people, in addition to themselves. At first this was covered up with the same new age beliefs the celebs were spouting. When Shirley Maclaine’s mind shattered into dozens of multiple personalities the public was told that Shirley had ‘gone religious’ and these were her “previous incarnations”. After repeated massive doses of LSD and some working over with an electric cattle prod Shirley was eventually persuaded to play along with the story, and to assemble an automatic assault riffle in 30 secs. She still has trouble boiling eggs.

One guy claims she is a secret satanist and involved in an alien Satanic cabal to take over the planet.

Crazy talk but who knows ?
Go look at the list of " bad " ufo types in one of the links, Friedman, Dames, Pope to name a few.

It's kind of astonishing to see people on that list that you wouldn't think would be engaging in disinformation.



http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread526851/pg3

http://www.drboylan.com/goodbadugly.html


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/event/article-2332695/CRAIG-BROWN-Mommy-weirdest-Shirley-MacLaines-daughter-written-loopiest-misery-memoir-youll-read.html

[NoMoreNoory]

This is comedy GOLD, oh my god.

Exactly the words I uttered between fits of laughter whilst wiping away the tears that were streaming down my face. Absolute hilarity!

You know, a long time ago I decided to give up hoping that I'd ever hear a decent Noory hosted show. I realized that it just wasn't possible. I learned to stop being frustrated by his utter incompetence and instead, just embraced the train wreck. Art's gone again and I'm over it. I've run back to Dave. He's always there. Always sucking. GNS.

[Jocko Johnson]

I guess if it's written on those cards, well than he MUST read it...no matter right wrong or indifferent. Now we all know that snoorgy's IQ is up there on the level of a common house fly, (which is better than when he began his run on the show 10 yrs ago...his IQ ten yrs ago was rated equal to a door knob ) it is rumoured that if he strays from the pre-written comments/questions that his shoe polish hair dye is taken away.

[annabelle]

Art Bell's vision of C2C, "Taking radio to a very magical place...To a nightly journey to the center of the mind..." (Art Bell speech at his induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame)

There's a term in radio for smarmy announcers: civilians.  First time I heard Noory I thought, civilian.  It took him about a week to steer that nightly journey to the center of the mind, to a trip to Mr. Roger's neighborhood. He turned c2c into a kiddy show.

No words.     

[ItsOver]

... He turned c2c into a kiddy show.

No words.     

Welcome to Jorch's nightly romper room.  Disregard the "Happy Birthday," and this image says it all.

[annabelle]

Welcome to Jorch's nightly romper room.  Disregard the "Happy Birthday," and this image says it all.

Thank you, and the image is perfect.  Cute little aliens, Bigfoot is just an ol' softy, and chupacabras are cake-suckers.

George Noory Sucks. 

[DanTSX]

Don't worry George.  UFO Phil still thinks you are pretty neat.




















I think you fucking suck.  If you are reading this,  fuck off.

[Meanandnasty]

He is also part of the rat pack.  He had been ratted on.   Mr. Noory is paid to suck.  Yes, paid to suck.  The plan is to dumb down C2C to pre-K so that it has no intellectual relevance.   Mr. Noory is a pre-K operative.

He is paid to be a sitter for all of the cat-women and angel figurine hoarders.  That is all.  No, cutting edge broadcasting here.  Move along . . .

[Falkie2013]

 
I really think my conjecture may well be correct. Noory ( to the best of my memory ) never crosses the line into controversy or revealing what is hidden from view.

Art did it all the time.

That's why he was so dangerous to certain groups and people.

And why he had to be muted and stopped.

Possibly forever.

[ItsOver]

Jorch doesn't like "fuss'n and fight'n."  Jorch likes mediocrity.  Jorch likes boring.  Jorch enjoys himself.

[Falkie2013]

Art Bell's vision of C2C, "Taking radio to a very magical place...To a nightly journey to the center of the mind..." (Art Bell speech at his induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame)

There's a term in radio for smarmy announcers: civilians.  First time I heard Noory I thought, civilian.  It took him about a week to steer that nightly journey to the center of the mind, to a trip to Mr. Roger's neighborhood. He turned c2c into a kiddy show.

No words.     

I didn't care for his shows but Fred Rogers was a quality and class act and talked to kids in a way that was intended to help and teach them.

And he was a beloved figure, particularly in his home city of Pittsburgh where they've erected a statue to him.

Rogers programs are probably in the Broadcasting Hall of Fame in New York.

The only place Noory would be beloved is in the radio hall of shame and maybe by his family.

His shows belong to be memorialized in the city dump.

Huge difference.

[dan7800]

A REAL host would know how to ask hardball questions.

The only hardball Noory will ever know is if one hits him in the head, which may have already happened.

However, I must ask THIS question :

What if Noory is NOT the idiot he seems to be ? What if that's all a facade meant to drive the program into ridicule thus making lose any effectiveness it had historically ?

What if he was " chosen " to host Coast so as to destroy its legacy and then to ensure that come hell or high water Art would not stay on the air even if he returned to broadcasting ?

A talk show host that no one had ever heard of outside of St. Louis.

What if Noory is a disinformation agent himself and that's why we NEVER hear him asking hardball quetions of his guests and instead get verbal gaffes and idiocy ?

Has anyone done any checking into the background of Noory and his two cohorts and seen if they have any government connections other than $noory's supposed naval service ?

And  ... we never cross the edge into controversy with the $noorge unlike what Art did for years.

What if $noorge was put on Coast to ensure that nothing important would be revealed to the public unlike what we heard from Art for years ?

MacLaine has supposed ties to MK Ultra, was a sex slave for the CIA and was married to a man who worked for the NSA for 20 years. Supposedly she helped bring down an Australian Prime Minister yet wikipedia only says she was involved with Prime Ministers.

Hello, Jazmunda ?

It is of interest that her Wikipedia entry mentions NONE of the above.

The information in these links is disturbing at the very least including this one on MacLaine.

This can progress into full blown MPD. The celeb victim will actually begin to believe that they are other people, in addition to themselves. At first this was covered up with the same new age beliefs the celebs were spouting. When Shirley Maclaine’s mind shattered into dozens of multiple personalities the public was told that Shirley had ‘gone religious’ and these were her “previous incarnations”. After repeated massive doses of LSD and some working over with an electric cattle prod Shirley was eventually persuaded to play along with the story, and to assemble an automatic assault riffle in 30 secs. She still has trouble boiling eggs.

One guy claims she is a secret satanist and involved in an alien Satanic cabal to take over the planet.

Crazy talk but who knows ?
Go look at the list of " bad " ufo types in one of the links, Friedman, Dames, Pope to name a few.

It's kind of astonishing to see people on that list that you wouldn't think would be engaging in disinformation.



http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread526851/pg3

http://www.drboylan.com/goodbadugly.html


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/event/article-2332695/CRAIG-BROWN-Mommy-weirdest-Shirley-MacLaines-daughter-written-loopiest-misery-memoir-youll-read.html

Nah. Noory just sucks.

[annabelle]

I didn't care for his shows but Fred Rogers was a quality and class act and talked to kids in a way that was intended to help and teach them.

And he was a beloved figure, particularly in his home city of Pittsburgh where they've erected a statue to him.

Rogers programs are probably in the Broadcasting Hall of Fame in New York.

The only place Noory would be beloved is in the radio hall of shame and maybe by his family.

His shows belong to be memorialized in the city dump.

Huge difference.

Okay. I did not mean it as a slam to Mr. Rogers at all, and I'm sorry if I offended you. 

[Nebraska888]

Noory's lack of preparation......and, being so naïve, childish, coddled by Mommy, nerdy, whatever it is........just made the interview with McClain as cringe inducing as I had anticipated.   

MAYBE SHE FAKED HER COUGH JUST TO GET OFF THE PROGRAM!