George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[DanTSX]

There's nothing Jorch & Co. can do to hurt Kaku. Hoagland is easier to bully. What other nationally syndicated show is going to give him hours of airtime on a regular basis?

If they do end up dumping him permanently, you'll know why.

because he is dead?

[DanTSX]

You would think that in the eight or nine hours of prep work The Snooremasterâ,,¢ claims to do for each show, he could find time to read some of his guests books.  Still, he has no problem putting out subpar books of his own that he expects people to read...

it's hard to find your reading glasses when you pass out drunk on them every night in the bathtub

[zeebo]

I really enjoyed the first DM show with Kaku.  Such a "high" it was.  I sure didn't dream DM would come crashing down so soon.   

Yeah me too, feel the same ... Wait ... let's not let this devolve into the "Art Quits DM" thread .... Let's pick ourselves up, and remember the issue at hand ..... George Noory Sucks 

[zeebo]

There's nothing Jorch & Co. can do to hurt Kaku. Hoagland is easier to bully.

For sure, Michio would go all parrallel universe and hyperspace on his ass!!

[ItsOver]

You would think that in the eight or nine hours of prep work The Snooremasterâ,,¢ claims to do for each show, he could find time to read some of his guests books.  Still, he has no problem putting out subpar books of his own that he expects people to read...

If it's any comfort, I'm sure Jorch doesn't read his books either.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

I'm starting to suspect he can't read much of anything.  Let alone say it.

"Physitacyst"

[ziznak]

I've decided I would listen tonight because unless I face these horrors and learn to live with the fact that the snoron ....

ahem.... graham hancock is on right?

[ItsOver]

Yeah me too, feel the same ... Wait ... let's not let this devolve into the "Art Quits DM" thread .... Let's pick ourselves up, and remember the issue at hand ..... George Noory Sucks 

Oh, yeah, good point.  Before you know it the GNS thread will be all about tattoos, cussing, and what Art had for dinner. Focus, focus....

[zeebo]

If it's any comfort, I'm sure Jorch doesn't read his books either.

He doesn't have to, what with all the nice pictures, some of them even pop-up which is neat.

[ItsOver]

I've decided I would listen tonight because unless I face these horrors and learn to live with the fact that the snoron ....

ahem.... graham hancock is on right?

You're a brave man, John F. Snoory Ziznak. 

[ItsOver]

He doesn't have to, what with all the nice pictures, some of them even pop-up which is neat.

I wonder if they come with crayons.

[zeebo]

Noory:  "Zubrin's gonna slap a few people in a dome in the hilt.. hinterlands ..." 

[zeebo]

Did Zimmerman just call him John?  C'mon, it's Dave!

[SciFiAuthor]

That reminds me. Wasn't George supposed to let Hoagland host a night on C2C? I'd slap a kitten to hear that.

[Morgus]

Its very strange, no sign of Hoagland with Noory since he appeared with Art Bell two months ago.
Instead Noory has been having on other space guests like Zimmerman and Zubrin on more often in the last couple months like tonight to talk about Mars.
Before, Hoagland would have been the go-to guy for Noory.
Very suspicious...

[ItsOver]

That reminds me. Wasn't George supposed to let Hoagland host a night on C2C? I'd slap a kitten to hear that.

Sounds like Hoagie may have been sent to the cornfield, SciFi.  He should be happy there, seeing all sorts of interesting stuff in the cornstalks and all.  I can see a farmer on his John Deere scratching his head over why some grey hair old dude is tripping through his field with an outstretched Accutron.

[ziznak]

Its very strange, no sign of Hoagland with Noory since he appeared with Art Bell two months ago.
Instead Noory has been having on other space guests like Zimmerman and Zubrin on more often in the last couple months like tonight to talk about Mars.
Before, Hoagland would have been the go-to guy for Noory.
Very suspicious...

shhhhhhhhh... dont tell anybody I told you... but hoagland and bara broke up.  He's been seen around town in the early morning at seven eleven.  Hoagy and Jorch run around giggling like girls as they peruse the pizza stuffs. They were like newlyweds on their honeymoon.  Hoagland was feeding George his hotdog... it was actually very touching.

[Étouffée]

Sounds like Hoagie may have been sent to the cornfield, SciFi.  He should be happy there, seeing all sorts of interesting stuff in the cornstalks and all.  I can see a farmer on his John Deere scratching his head over why some grey hair old dude is tripping through his field with an outstretched Accutron.

I think Hoagland is vaguely lovable, especially when he's in the cornfield!

[ziznak]

I'm still really steamed that this jackass is now reading c-crane adds.

[DanTSX]

Its very strange, no sign of Hoagland with Noory since he appeared with Art Bell two months ago.
Instead Noory has been having on other space guests like Zimmerman and Zubrin on more often in the last couple months like tonight to talk about Mars.
Before, Hoagland would have been the go-to guy for Noory.
Very suspicious...

He dead

[EarthAlien007]

I'm still really steamed that this jackass is now reading c-crane adds.

Did you catch him bragging about their "partnership"?
Evidently he hopes Art is listening.

[SciFiAuthor]

Sounds like Hoagie may have been sent to the cornfield, SciFi.  He should be happy there, seeing all sorts of interesting stuff in the cornstalks and all.  I can see a farmer on his John Deere scratching his head over why some grey hair old dude is tripping through his field with an outstretched Accutron.

That could be an improvement, since he was formerly in orbit with his wacky ideas. That said, I think Hoagland interviewing someone would have been classic.

[zeebo]

George didn't understand Graham's point on needing accurate time-keeping to calculate longitude in the 1700's.  He doesn't understand why they just didn't use a watch like his.

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[Agent : Orange]

Its very strange, no sign of Hoagland with Noory since he appeared with Art Bell two months ago.

Hoagland definitely went all in with Art, he outright shit talked Noory when he was on DM. I wonder if Art leaving the show will also impact the future of Tricky Dick on C2C?

Aside from all of that, let's get Hoagland on Dark Weekend...!

[onan]

Give Dave another week. He won't remember who hoagland is.

[DanTSX]

19.5*

[Falkie2013]

Lol.   Is there a clip of this?

There's a link to the show but I'm ALMOST too frazzled to post it here.


http://www1.datafilehost.com/d/dfc8b0e5


Shirley, I and my girlfriend all had rough nights.

I still am in shock over it & am hoping that our uninsured motorist coverage will pay for the total repair costs and that our " new " car isn't totalled considering we're still making payments on it.

But here's the next best thing for everyone to enjoy.

$noorge and Shirley part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4f2GomG6gw&feature=youtu.be

Right now the woman who hit our car and took off sucks even more than George Noory Sucks.

[DanTSX]

There's a link to the show but I'm ALMOST too frazzled to post it here.


http://www1.datafilehost.com/d/dfc8b0e5


Shirley, I and my girlfriend all had rough nights.

I still am in shock over it & am hoping that our uninsured motorist coverage will pay for the total repair costs and that our " new " car isn't totalled considering we're still making payments on it.

But here's the next best thing for everyone to enjoy.

$noorge and Shirley part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4f2GomG6gw&feature=youtu.be

Right now the woman who hit our car and took off sucks even more than George Noory Sucks.

Sweet can't wait to hear this.


Falkie don't worry they will just give you a new Lexus.  Happens all the time.  Just don't let the woman drive it.  I am considering the IS350 myself but have concerns that the rear seat is too small for access to child car seats.

[Falkie2013]

Sweet can't wait to hear this.


Falkie don't worry they will just give you a new Lexus.  Happens all the time.  Just don't let the woman drive it.  I am considering the IS350 myself but have concerns that the rear seat is too small for access to child car seats.

Why does everyone think we have a Lexus ?

I'm barely sure what a Lexus is or who makes it.

We HAD a showroom shape 2002 Prius in September without a scratch on it.

Not now.

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And still have 3 payments to make on it too.

[Falkie2013]

Give Dave another week. He won't remember who hoagland is.

I'm always amazed that $noory knows what HIS name is.

Tommy probably writes it in $noory's underwear with a magic marker on it.

Just like $noorge's Mommy did when he went to bedwetting camp.