George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jesus Undercarriage]

I'm in the US, and when I'm online I still don't see Dark Matter listed on the Indie line-up.

Okay, so you go to siriusxm.com and put in your email and password, click Talk and Entertainment, scroll down and find Indie and click it.
So now Indie radio is playing, click "Now Playing", then click "More From This Channel",  scroll down under where it says "Shows",
Art is at the very bottom, click on Art.
Voila.

This is not the easiest site to navigate, also the Privacy Policy would make Katherine Albrecht shit the bed. http://www.siriusxm.com/pdf/siriusxm_privacypolicy_eng.pdf

[coaster]

Their website is pretty clunky. Took me a while to find the indie talk channel.

[bateman]

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This is uncomfortably accurate. You should've seen me when I was 20 or so.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Moralistic Tuna ...... gone back to it's handlers ...... nice relief!

[Meanandnasty]

Moralistic Tuna ...... gone back to it's handlers ...... nice relief!

I viewed it more as Chicken Of The Sea. w/o crackers.

[ItsOver]

I viewed it more as Chicken Of The Sea. w/o crackers.

Anybody have a toothpick? 

[UnscreenedCaller]

Oh, you guys crack me up. That reminds me - time for lunch. Tuna sandwich, anyone?

[shell88]

The show was just terrible last night. I turned it on to help me fall asleep.  Whoever that "psychic" lady was she sounded to be 500lbs and full of phlegm. She gave terrible advice and of course George cut off that sad young lady who was looking for her mother. Both of them left her dangling and feeling hopeless I'm sure.  There's only two things that are hopeless in this situation George.  One of them is you and the  ignorant and rude way you consistently treat your callers and the other is the lame, full of phlegm, small minded, trash infested psychic. If she quite talking with hungry ghosts she might get half her brain back and start working on her own life (without the goblins)instead of hugely misleading others. Both you and your guest last night should be utterly ashamed of yourselves. 
When history looks back on your show your going to known as the buffoon who wasted precious air time
and talked an infinite amount about nothing.

[wenck]

The site probably logs your IP to keep people from signing up with different emails.

You could use an add-on that scrambles your ip address or creates a proxy one, right?

[starrmtn001]

http://artbell.com/ross-howards-video-promo-4/

There it is! The fourth Dark Matter trailer with a very special twist to it at the end.....let me know what you all think!

Please share that link, email, fb, twitter, etc.

Storm came through last night and I lost my online connection.  This is the first chance I have to comment on Ross' new trailer.

Wow!  Just . . . WOW!!!

[aldousburbank]

When history looks back on your show your going to known as the buffoon who wasted precious air time and talked an infinite amount about nothing.

Is that what he's been going on about?  Now it makes sense.

[starrmtn001]

I'm catching up from page 1247 so I'll see ya in a little bit.

[bateman]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

alberto sittig

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

Looks like he is asking you to pick him up some lunch at Alberto's.

[Chine]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

!

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

It's an anagram "Gabs Loiter Tit". I don't know about you Bateman but I would not stand for that kind of abuse.

[Chine]

Above doodle is a leftover from last night which I didn't get posted. Special request by sleeplessinca.

[Divine]

George,  Add this to your bumper music!

[bateman]

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Hahahaha, that looks like Maryanne, alright.

[HaveAccess]

What about a design for an Art Bell / Dark Matter bumper sticker?

[ItsOver]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

Alberto Sittig?  Is that Jorch's pet name for you, Bateman?  "Oooooohhhhh, Alberto, your calls turn me on....." 

[coaster]

Alberto Sittig is Noory's alias when he vacations in Mexico. It really throws off the kidnappers.

[ItsOver]

....When history looks back on your show your going to known as the buffoon who wasted precious air time
and talked an infinite amount about nothing.

"A period which will live in infamy."  Or in Dave-speak, "A period which will live famously."

[ItsOver]

Alberto Sittig is Noory's alias when he vacations in Mexico. It really throws off the kidnappers.

Hahaha... I like it better than "Carlos Danger." 

[Divine]

"Carlos Evil Raccoon Danger"

[maureen]

Didn't he say something to the effect of: "Charlemagne .. he was a king right?  Um, Charlemagne .. Who?"

son of Pepino..

[popple]

The show was just terrible last night. I turned it on to help me fall asleep.

That show sucked so much that I'm 100% sure it dissuaded someone from breaking into my house at 2:48am this morning. They jiggled the knob for a good few minutes off and on, my dog got up and moved across the room, which probably startled the person, who I am sure then listened intensely to what was going on inside. Their ears must have picked up the faint mush mouth sound of "could it be a portal?" & "tell me more about angels" coming from my clock radio and booted it out of there. The robber did make away with some of my neighbors ashtray coins. He should have left c2c on in his vehicle over night. I'm telling yewwwww it's the ultimate robber repellent.

[shell88]

Once Art is on the radio this thread title will have to be amended to George Noory Really Unsurpassingly Sucks.

[Chine]

Hahahaha, that looks like Maryanne, alright.

That was easy, actually. Bit of a spin-off of cartoons I used to do of my grandmother. Yet, Marianne here has a bit more meat on her and better posture.

[aldousburbank]

Once Art is on the radio this thread title will have to be amended to George Noory Really Unsurpassingly Sucks.

Or, "Does George Noory Still Have A Radio Show?"