George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CampsieNP]

I hope so!  I usually do not post to anything but this is fun.  And, everyone is so witty and not particularly vicious.  When George was on, everyone was polite.   I love to read this thread after a long day of selling cupcakes.  The cupcake world is its own private hell.

Our own little Cake-Baby ala Kristen Whig from the movie Bridesmaids.
I admire anyone who cooks or bakes for a living. My sister is an amazing cook, me, not so much.
I will make something special for late night dinner tomorrow night however. We always make special food for special events.
Tomorrow night is very special indeed.

GNS, but I don't really care anymore.

[SaucyRossy]

I guess its a legitimate question now....

Where do we go from here?

http://coastgab.com/index.php?topic=30.14700

[ItsOver]

No one posted anything about George being creepy lately, he just wanted to remind us

"Yewwww hooooooo.... I see yewwwwww..."

[aldousburbank]

My vote for George's Monday night bumper music- Ballad of a Thin Man

Ballad Of A Thin Man
There ought to be a law
Against you comin' around
You should be made
To wear earphones
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones

[ItsOver]

If only it had valet parking, it would have been (in)famous!

It's all about that valet parking.  Maybe if Dave had freed up Tommy from his personal chauffeur duties and put him to work in the parking lots, both the school and the Cafe Marrakesh might have had a chance. 

[CampsieNP]

"Yewwww hooooooo.... I see yewwwwww..."

What is this picture from ItsOver? It is pretty funny given the history of our little friend slinking around. And what is that he is holding in his right hand? Some kind of leg? A dogs leg?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

on national radio "Maybeeee I know him. What's his name?"

[ItsOver]

What is this picture from ItsOver? It is pretty funny given the history of our little friend slinking around. And what is that he is holding in his right hand? Some kind of leg? A dogs leg?

I snapped it when Dave was checking out Bateman as he was shaving one morning. 

Siriusly, though, it's Torgo from one of the worst movies of all time, "Manos: Hands of Fate."  I stumbled upon the photo when we were going through a MST3K "revival," a hundred or so pages back.  It seems to be appropriate for Dave.

Torgo's holding his favorite walking stick with some kind of hand at the end.  If you've never seen the MST3K version of Manos, I highly recommend it.  For that matter, I enjoyed most of MST3K's episodes.   

[SaucyRossy]

What is this picture from ItsOver? It is pretty funny given the history of our little friend slinking around. And what is that he is holding in his right hand? Some kind of leg? A dogs leg?

Manos: The Hands of Fate!!!


It one of the worst movies ever and one of the best MST3K episodes ever.

[WOTR]

Exactly! Dissertations will be written, academic feuds breaking out over who exactly the coastgabbers and bellgabbers actually were, when and why they changed, how long the holy war lasted, the 10 years of wandering in the desert... The mind boggles.

hahaha

These same academics will then hire dozens of interns to scour the desert for evidence of a town named Pahrump and search the surrounding area for evidence of a mass migration.  All they will find is a long since burred broadcasting tower and a small trailer which they will mistake as the holy shrine of the Bellgabbers.

Naturally, several of the worlds major religions will claim it as their own and the wailing wall will be deserted as the focus shifts to Nevada.  Time machines will be built as each sect attempts to claim it earlier and earlier in a bid to prevent if from slipping into obscurity for the centuries that it had remained undiscovered and forgotten.  Eventually an all out war will break out in the year 2020 using weapons from 2516.  In the future, they will completely miss the entire point of the last decade where people came together.  Jew and Gentile, Black and White, Republicans and Democrats, the French and the English all posting on the same board; united in our dislike of what one man has done to a show.  The world will cease in 2020 all because Dave Noory sucks enough to have inspired an internet board dedicated to recording his suckage for future generations.

[Roy Hinkley]

on national radio "Maybeeee I know him. What's his name?"

I remember that call.  How can Dave even remotely think that is funny?  What a snoron. 

Dave Noorie -------- SUCKS!

[ACE of CLUBS]

Good bye George ..... I hope that things work out for you, and the criticism and laughter at your expense will fade with time.
Some folks have, and will continue to be entertained by you and I wish you both well.
Fare thee well ....

[aldousburbank]

Good bye George ..... I hope that things work out for you, and the criticism and laughter at your expense will fade with time.
Some folks have, and will continue to be entertained by you and I wish you both well.
Fare thee well ....

Heh
Heh heh
Heh heh heh heh

[Maxwell]

I thought I'd say goodbye to the thread with a few clips.  I was going to put together an epic 10-minute piece that would shame George into retiring, but at this point, who cares?

Here's George trying to recall the phrase "blink of an eye" but missing.  Twice.

[Maxwell]

Keep in mind, at this point George has been the full-time host of the show for ten years.

[aldousburbank]

Man that MFer is dumber than it is possible for me to remember, or something like that.

[SaucyRossy]

I thought I'd say goodbye to the thread with a few clips.  I was going to put together an epic 10-minute piece that would shame George into retiring, but at this point, who cares?

OH MAN I would love to hear more of these

[Maxwell]

And here's my personal favorite, a veterinarian talking about cancer-detecting dogs.  This thing plays like a scene from one of those Christopher Guest mockumentaries--I can totally see Eugene Levy delivering George's final line.

[Renaldo]

And here's my personal favorite, a veterinarian talking about cancer-detecting dogs.  This thing plays like a scene from one of those Christopher Guest mockumentaries--I can totally see Eugene Levy delivering George's final line.

OMG, you hit it with that. Yeah, I completely see that. hahahaha  Especially with the dogs smelling the 'chemical marker' for colon cancer.

Cancer is not funny. This clip is.

[SaucyRossy]

And here's my personal favorite, a veterinarian talking about cancer-detecting dogs.  This thing plays like a scene from one of those Christopher Guest mockumentaries--I can totally see Eugene Levy delivering George's final line.

AHHAHAHAHAHaaaa


AMAZING

[ItsOver]

Keep in mind, at this point George has been the full-time host of the show for ten years.

Maxwell, you don't happen to have a clip of George trying to figure out a tuning fork do you?  I laugh just thinking about that imbecile, once again, making a fool of himself on the air.

[Bunny Boy]

Wow am I excited!!!  Just signed up for Sirius through ArtBell.com and sent this out to premrats:


"Cancel me for coast insider.  If a refund can be done do it!!  U can cancel me and refund me immediately. If u can't do that then send info back when my present subscription expires.  George Knapp is all that's worthwhile!!!

ALSO Confirm u removed my CC # from ANY AUTO PAY FOR COAST INSIDER MEMBERSHIP!"

I never thought this day would come again!  I'm so happy it's in my lifetime.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!!!
I loathe the man!  Punett suckkked!  So happy he quit, the fat loser.  And Wells makes me want to take stray pins and push them into my body then rip out my hair!  Is he the most boring fuck on the planet, next to Noory, that's a given, or what!?

I can hardly wait one more day!

[aldousburbank]

What we're saying here George is that it's just inbuleefable how much you suck!

[aldousburbank]

I never thought this day would come again!  I'm so happy it's in my lifetime.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!!!
I loathe the man!  Punett suckkked!  So happy he quit, the fat loser.  And Wells makes me want to take stray pins and push them into my body then tip out my hair!  Is he the most boring fuck on the planet, next to Noory, that's a given, or what!?

Oh Bunny Boy. I love it when you talk this way!

[ItsOver]

OH MAN I would love to hear more of these

I second that!  If Dave had any sense, he could make some money by selling a compilation of "Dave's Suckiest Moments."  It would sure beat his stupid coffee mugs.

[Bunny Boy]

Oh Bunny Boy. I love it when you talk this way!

I love it when you tell me you love it!

[Bunny Boy]

I second that!  If Dave had any sense, he could make some money by selling a compilation of "Dave's Suckiest Moments."  It would sure beat his stupid coffee mugs.

But it won't beat his cook book!

[Maxwell]

Maxwell, you don't happen to have a clip of George trying to figure out a tuning fork do you?  I laugh just thinking about that imbecile, once again, making a fool of himself on the air.

Sorry, no.  I remember it, though.  Someone called, or texted, "just hit it on your desk!"  He could not figure it out.

[ItsOver]

Sorry, no.  I remember it, though.  Someone called, or texted, "just hit it on your desk!"  He could not figure it out.

Dern.  Yes, it was hilarious.  It went on forever, with Jorch banging the thing with no result.  I wouldn't be surprised if he was banging it on his head.   I think it even went through a break or two before he finally figured out, with somebody's help, of course. 

[MABUSE]

Let me just say that, as one of the original denizens of this fine, fine forum so lovingly nurtured by MV, I have been Nuri free for damn near 5 years or so.
I am delighted to see this place still functioning, united by its own kamaradschaft and loathing of the Gilded Turd.
In the same spirit a reformed alcoholic will occasionally sniff a cork or dip a finger into a merlot and sneak a taste, just as a reminder of the horrors successfully overcome, I tried to get through the first hour of C2C last week and was surprised at how much WORSE it is now than 5 years ago!  Keep fighting the good fight, and hold the high ground; the stench isn't quite as bad and you can see them coming from a distance.

Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in sæcula sæculorum, Nuri concipere!

Vivat, Arturus! Rex Quondam Rex Que Futurus!


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