George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Chine]

What about a design for an Art Bell / Dark Matter bumper sticker?

Not sure who this is directed to. Those cartoons take minutes of my time. I've created design work / logos for national companies.  Yet, honestly, for Art, our fellow gabber 'Coaster' is better suited. His style would beautifully translate for Art's Dark Matter.

Would be nice if we could 'tag' fellow gabbers here.

[WOTR]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

I believe he is giving you advance warning to watch out for the hit men he hired.  "fat" Alberto and Herman Sittig (he was lazy and forgot the extra "i".)  Both are well know pie throwers, have been to many a political rally, and are generally thought to be accurate with a custard cream pie from a range of 30 feet or more.

It could also be that he is hoping the next time you call in to his show you appear as Alberto Sittg rather than Marianne Rhinesmith?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

So we have:
Dave Noory, Charlie Maine, Alberto Sittig

We can use these like fraternity passwords.

[sleeplessinca]

ABBA is pretty ubiquitous to be fair, I don't think it belongs to Art.

That's debatable.  A Christian Dior gown can be worn by anyone but doesn't Gweneth Paltrow wear it better than a kangaroo?

[coaster]

I've been thinking about making something for the show. I've had some pretty cool ideas, just haven't had the time.

[sleeplessinca]

Not sure who this is directed to. Those cartoons take minutes of my time. I've created design work / logos for national companies.  Yet, honestly, for Art, our fellow gabber 'Coaster' is better suited. His style would beautifully translate for Art's Dark Matter.

Would be nice if we could 'tag' fellow gabbers here.

I'm still hoping to see those first two pieces he uploaded to the art thread.  Please coaster!

[Chine]

That show sucked so much that I'm 100% sure it dissuaded someone from breaking into my house at 2:48am thisthis morning. They jiggled the knob for a good few minutes off and on, my dog got up and moved across the room, which probably startled the person, who I am sure then listened intensely to what was going on inside. Their ears must have picked up the faint mush mouth sound of "could it be a portal?" & "tell me more about angels" coming from my clock radio and booted it out of there. The robber did make away with some of my neighbors ashtray coins. He should have left c2c on in his vehicle over night. I'm telling yewwwww it's the ultimate robber repellent.

Wow. Thank goodness you're okay. Oh yes, it's a great protective device. Once, I was looking for a journal in this metaphysical store. All the had were ones with black covers and a silver printed pentacle. Didn't bother me, really. The size and quality of paper was perfect. Had it in my car often and placing it on the dashboard, kept away potential car thiefs.

[coaster]

I'm still hoping to see those first two pieces he uploaded to the art thread.  Please coaster!

oh yeah. I was trying to figure out which ones they were, but I think I found them. I'll post them in that thread.

[sleeplessinca]

Above doodle is a leftover from last night which I didn't get posted. Special request by sleeplessinca.

Lovely, thanks Chine!

[Chine]

That's debatable.  A Christian Dior gown can be worn by anyone but doesn't Gweneth Paltrow wear it better than a kangaroo?

Wait, wait What? Dior and Kangaroos? Ahahahaha. Fashion Week coverage of 'Pouch Couture' W

[sleeplessinca]

Now Jorch is sending me cryptic PMs

I googled the name and got a bunch people search sites.  Clearly he figured out that you do the voice work (amazing detective work there) and maybe thinks that your real name? 
I listened last night and every caller could have turned into you.  What a parade of clowns. You just know he is braced with everyone cuz you are just that good.

[sleeplessinca]

Wait, wait What? Dior and Kangaroos? Ahahahaha. Fashion Week coverage of 'Pouch Couture' W

Fanny packs will be so "in" next year.  I feel a cartoon coming on.

[Étouffée]

I wanna take a ride I wanna take a ride I wanna take a ride!  Can't wait to take that ride!

[sleeplessinca]

oh yeah. I was trying to figure out which ones they were, but I think I found them. I'll post them in that thread.

I just jetted over and am stunned.  How does someone even do that?  Thanks so much for sharing.

[HaveAccess]

I disagree a bit....

Its all intentional...
Its all a very clear pattern in response to the arrival of Arts show....

Interviewing Oates
Interviewing 9/11 conspiracy nuts
Playing Phaedra and ABBA

When is the last time these events occurred? Never. Except recently.

It all says to Art and us:  "We took your show from you. We muzzled you for years. We do what we please".

PremRat took that program, throwing it to the floor, breaking that program into a million shards of incomprehensible cliche, to the profound bewilderment of us all.

Very well.

They may "own" the past.
But we have made Contact.
Now we "own" the future.
And they are not a part of it.

[herbalizer]

Would you feel guilty if there was suddenly news that George committed suicide and blamed this forum?

[herbalizer]

I disagree a bit....

Its all intentional...
Its all a very clear pattern in response to the arrival of Arts show....

Interviewing Oates
Interviewing 9/11 conspiracy nuts
Playing Phaedra and ABBA

When is the last time these events occurred? Never. Except recently.

It all says to Art and us:  "We took your show from you. We muzzled you for years. We do what we please".

PremRat took that program, throwing it to the floor, breaking that program into a million shards of incomprehensible cliche, to the profound bewilderment of us all.

Very well.

They may "own" the past.
But we "own" the future.
And we have made Contact.
And they are not a part of it.

Very nice.

[onan]

Would you feel guilty if there was suddenly news that George committed suicide and blamed this forum?

Hell, I am crying now.

[coaster]

Would you feel guilty if there was suddenly news that George committed suicide and blamed this forum?

I don't feel sorry for anyone who commits suicide.

[SR-71]

I think Bigfoot is smarter than Dave.

almost anything is smarter then George Noory. A rock is smarter, a five year old is smarter, for heaven sake a new born baby is smarter.

[SR-71]

almost anything is smarter then George Noory. A rock is smarter, a five year old is smarter, for heaven sake a new born baby is smarter.

even our pal MR FORT ROCK IS SMARTER THEN GEORGE NOORY. Capt George Noory SUCKS

[SR-71]

I don't feel sorry for anyone who commits suicide.

If George Noory assumes room temp, I will have a beer for his family. Then I will have other beer because that means Coast could have a better host like art bell or the like.

[onan]

I would love to see PremRad commit suicide.

[SR-71]

Will any one be listening to george after art does his live show on the 16th of sept or just go cold turkey and say fuck george and coast to coast am?

[coaster]

If George Noory assumes room temp, I will have a beer for his family. Then I will have other beer because that means Coast could have a better host like art bell or the like.

I don't want the man to die. I just don't give a shit about suicides. I actually hope Noory lives to a ripe old age. I just hope he does it far away from a microphone.

[SR-71]

I don't want the man to die. I just don't give a shit about suicides. I actually hope Noory lives to a ripe old age. I just hope he does it far away from a microphone.

If he dies of old age or any other way, I will not shed a tear. I quit listening to him when Ian Punnett left. So At this point I really dont give a shit about coast am because its dead in my book. I blame George Noory for "killing" coast to coast am.

[Roy Hinkley]

That show sucked so much that I'm 100% sure it dissuaded someone from breaking into my house at 2:48am this morning. They jiggled the knob for a good few minutes off and on, my dog got up and moved across the room, which probably startled the person, who I am sure then listened intensely to what was going on inside. Their ears must have picked up the faint mush mouth sound of "could it be a portal?" & "tell me more about angels" coming from my clock radio and booted it out of there. The robber did make away with some of my neighbors ashtray coins. He should have left c2c on in his vehicle over night. I'm telling yewwwww it's the ultimate robber repellent.

There is also rumor that they are using Dave Noorie shows to torture enemy combatants.  Even the most hardened soldiers cannot stand the sheer torture of listening to Dave, and reveal everything including their mother's maiden name.

[coaster]

If he dies of old age or any other way, I will not shed a tear. I quit listening to him when Ian Punnett left. So At this point I really dont give a shit about coast am because its dead in my book. I blame George Noory for "killing" coast to coast am.

I'm pretty sure if coast to coast had a choice, it would of committed suicide a decade ago.

[SR-71]

I'm pretty sure if coast to coast had a choice, it would of committed suicide a decade ago.

I just hope George Knapp leaves soon. Is there any word about that yet??

[Roy Hinkley]

Will any one be listening to george after art does his live show on the 16th of sept or just go cold turkey and say fuck george and coast to coast am?

Wouldn't that be like following a fine wine with boxed wine?