George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Renaldo]

He just asked if something was a portal! 

I feel like I should be running around yelling Movie Sign!

[zeebo]

He just asked if something was a portal! 

I feel like I should be running around yelling Movie Sign!

Wee-gee board plus portal reference. It's another coash to coash classhic!

[aldousburbank]

Wee-gee board plus portal reference. It's another coash to coash classhic!

And angels and demons and a camel unfiltered smoker.

[sleeplessinca]

I loved your promo, Ross.  I took a break from the numbing Salem chat and felt my mind expand as I watched your promo.  The soundtrack brought back good memories. I really hope your vision issues resolve along with everyone else her.  We have some serious talent among us.

[Renaldo]

Did she just say she did a lot of reading and house cleaning?

[sleeplessinca]

Wee-gee board plus portal reference. It's another coash to coash classhic!

I had just returned to Earth from watching Ross' promo and could have sworn he said cheesy board.  Not hungry either.

[Renaldo]

She puts out little dixie cups of sea salt in every room? No wonder she does a lot of house cleaning.

Jesus fucking christ, George, did you just say that flowers gave off amazing vibrations? Really? 

[Renaldo]

I had just returned to Earth from watching Ross' promo and could have sworn he said cheesy board.  Not hungry either.

She likes to send a nice cheese board with sea salt through the portal to the angels.

[zeebo]

She likes to send a nice cheese board with sea salt through the portal to the angels.

Watch out, those damn demon racoons might jump on that cheese board ...

[Renaldo]

Watch out, those damn demon racoons might jump on that cheese board ...

hahahaha  They get whatever the angels don't eat.

[sleeplessinca]

Sorry but Salem sounds like it has a major meridian attracting nuts and charletons and deluded characters.  Lived in Marblehead when I was a kid.  It's nearby town on the bay.  We lived in a house called Edgemere. That house had a widow's walk and was all by itself on the stormy waterfront.   There's a town called Braintree too.  Maybe that is when I started to think the world is a weird place. 

I've been back as an adult and it is so charming.  But those names are like something out of Harry Potter.

[UnscreenedCaller]

http://artbell.com/ross-howards-video-promo-4/

There it is! The fourth Dark Matter trailer with a very special twist to it at the end.....let me know what you all think!

Please share that link, email, fb, twitter, etc.

Wow, that was great! Good job, Saucy. I hope all works out well for you with your vision.

[shell88]

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Thanks xtreme one. I think Verizon is American. I don't get access to upcoming shows with the trial here in Canada so maybe that's it. Anyways, I wont start freaking out about anything unless I have no access on Monday.
I have the Indie channel just cant see Art in any line ups.

[lonevoice]

hahahaha  They get whatever the angels don't eat.

[aldousburbank]

As lame as the guest/subject matter may be, george has a way of making any conversation sound as intriguing as shopping for dish soap.

[Renaldo]

Sorry but Salem sounds like it has a major meridian attracting nuts and charletons and deluded characters.

I agree, but then that's kind of how I feel about everything east of the Rockies. 

[zeebo]

damn, they're sneaky they are!

[sleeplessinca]

That raccoon is so cute.

[Chine]

Those wacky wiccans and their cheese boards!

[UnscreenedCaller]

That raccoon is so cute.

Just like an angel. Hey, maybe it is an angel!

[sleeplessinca]

Who knew you need to open windows to freshen up a house.  I'd like her to clear my garage though.

[sleeplessinca]

Just like an angel. Hey, maybe it is an angel!

Or a devil!  I love that one foot hanging down from the lump of body... But I digress.
She mentioned Mahbullhed.  What if she went to Edgemere?  Ahhhhhh!

[aldousburbank]

It was strangely a strange house? Numbgums.

[Divine]

This is the question I would ask George...

[zeebo]

Hey I just realized something.  The drunker you get, the less unintelligible Norrie sounds.  So put another way, Noorie's suck-ness is directly proportional to how sober you are.

[Chine]

My mind is swirling with cartoons of Angels and Wiccans nibbling on cheese as the pewter bands of smoke from a sage wand swirls throughout the air...shapes form... And it reads...'Sept 16! Art Bell! '

[popple]

Seriously, what adult says "spooky"?  He is so simple minded.

The same adult that interviews Santa on C2C. Why didn't he interview Krampus? Dave could have asked him about all the ways he punished children during the yule season.

Krampus was probably holding out for Dark Matter.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hey I just realized something.  The drunker you get, the less unintelligible Norrie sounds.  So put another way, Noorie's suck-ness is directly proportional to how sober you are.

I knew I was doing something wrong listening to him sober. His show calls for at least a six pack. He'll still suck, but it'll be funny now and my forehead won't hurt from the facepalms afterwards.

[aldousburbank]

Boy this is some world class crappy radio fer sure.

[sleeplessinca]

The guests' experience with the dibilitating voice that had her wanting to go to the hospital made me think of Onan's experiences he described in the Evelyn Paglini thread.  Could she be having a mental illness onset? 

The caller from SF was so over-solicitous I was hoping Bateman was at it again. 
Sadly he's for real though.