George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Maxwell]

"I have two lovely cats who are Geminis."

[bateman]

Mr. Noory come down and join the party!!!!!!  The turkey sandwiches are getting dry around the edges and beginning to curl up. The beer is getting flat and the wine is beginning to ferment.  Better hurry or the Food Department will shut it down.

Tommy won't mind.

[Chine]

All the mouth breathers call the 800 numbers (because, you know, they have to save their money for meth & Cheetos) so just call the 818 numbers & pretend to have a relevant point.

I did that as well. Used to call in often years ago and have been on a few time.

[Renaldo]

[Chine]

"I have two lovely cats who are Geminis."

That was brilliant. Bateman, curious if you've done Voice Over work in past?

[bateman]

That was brilliant. Bateman, curious if you've done Voice Over work in past?

I have, actually.

[Renaldo]

"I have two lovely cats who are Geminis."

hahahaha

Thanks Maxwell!

[SaucyRossy]

"I have two lovely cats who are Geminis."

Maxwell you're like Batman. In the shadows, we put a signal up and you're there when we need you. Thank you lol

Bateman, you're genius, so sucks they cut off the bit about Art (makes me wonder if all mentions of arts new show will be cut off from now on)

[Chine]

I have, actually.

Aha ...knew it. I almost signed with a VO agent in Nyc years ago while working in theater. I sensed performance quality in your call.

[Sardondi]

"...and so when the kidnapers got close enough, I summoned my chi, spun around and got in my fighting position, just like this, I swear to God!"

[ItsOver]

"I have two lovely cats who are Geminis."

Beyond hilarious, Bateman!  You sound like Maude Frickert.    Hey, Dave, you got pranked again!

Charts for any animal?  Even dolphins? 

[popple]

Master Bateman beat you again, Dave.

[eddie dean]

Dave Noory receives a failing grade in miming class
when he demonstrates the improper hand position for the universal technique called "invisible boob grab." Aka "Titty Twister"
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[popple]

Ok...trying again. Keeps posting sideways..

How many dead squirrels do you think Jorch has gathered under his bed right now?

[bateman]

Aha ...knew it. I almost signed with a VO agent in Nyc years ago while working in theater. I sensed performance quality in your call.

Haha, thanks. Years of radio. And yeah, VO work can be very lucrative, you should've done it.

[SaucyRossy]

Master Bateman beat you again, Dave.

Hahahaha

[sleeplessinca]

That is the first one of your calls I have heard, Bateman.  You are really convincing.

Dave sounds tense, miffed and distracted.  He must know that Marianne was one of the haters by now.  Serves him right that he thought you were a wacko cat lady and put you straight on. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Well, your call was about the most interesting part of tonight' show. I hate this guy, he intentionally mispronounces Uranus.

[bateman]

My work here is done. Goodnight, all.

[karios8]

Fast forward to Thursday when Dave runs off the set of The View crying after they make fun of him for looking like a mustached goblin and shifting the focus to Art Bell

[PB the Deplorable]

Fast forward to Thursday when Dave runs off the set of The View crying after they make fun of him for looking like a mustached goblin and shifting the focus to Art Bell

Will he wear his purple shirt or the new fuchsia one?

[karios8]

He doesn't know what fuchsia means so better stick with the purple to be safe.

[Ravenna]

Aha ...knew it. I almost signed with a VO agent in Nyc years ago while working in theater. I sensed performance quality in your call.

Oh, now you've done it:  Bateman's ego is going to explode all OVER the ceiling in little pieces.  It won't be pretty, and the housekeeping staff are going to have a TOUGH time getting it cleaned up.

[Nucky Nolan]

At least I now know how all of these repeat callers get through.  I used to think that it would be difficult- but it seems every time you call you end up on the air.  I look forward to hearing Maryanne's voice tonight.

There *are* many repeat callers. That likely reveals bad ratings. Fewer people call or listen.

Roll Call:
Annie from Alabama
Bill, the amateur atheist astronomer
Blair from Sedona
Cornelius from Louisiana
Jan from Brooklyn
Melchizedek-quoting Black man
Merry Pranksters from Bellgab

[Ravenna]

"I have two lovely cats who are Geminis."

Well done.  Sucks they had to cut off your Art Bell reference at the end there, though.  Jorge is getting ever more bitter, I think, and making sure the screeners don't let in nary a mention of the New Competition.

[Ravenna]

Maxwell you're like Batman. In the shadows, we put a signal up and you're there when we need you. Thank you lol

Yes, grateful that Maxwell was on the case.  He's like a cross between Batman and Sherlock Holmes.  Tuned-fukkin-in.

[onan]

George's chart!

Damnit... irrefutable proof that astrology works.

Nice work.

[Morgus]

FUCK, they just cut me off. I said, "...and if you don't know, I'll just ask Art Bell on Monday." They dumped that part. Though I did get to ask about astrology readings for cats.

that was you asking about readings for pets? the guest actually answered that for ya..   

[Morgus]

It was Maryanne Rhinesmith. 

you do very believable female voices thats for sure! 

[Maxwell]

He's like a cross between Batman and Sherlock Holmes.  Tuned-fukkin-in.

Thanks--you have no idea.  That was the curious incident.