George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[sleeplessinca]

George can you give one more prayer for Goatsy. I think I heard he is still suffering.

He really should look into that matter.

[Renaldo]

I think Bigfoot is smarter than Dave.

[Renaldo]

And Dave derails a caller to plug Ancient Aliens... smoove move Dave.

[Étouffée]

Indie is the name of Channel 104. TMZ is a program on Indie 104. You are there. And if you search for Dark Matter, you may not find anything as it's Art Bell's Dark Matter.

Thanks, Renaldo.  I suppose I'm just getting antsy (or even goatsey) about 9/16!  It would be nice if Sirius labeled  shows/channels with the corresponding numbers!

[Titanic]

I signed up with Sirius for the free trial with no problem as well.  I still need to set up the radio though.  Shouldn't be too tough to finish the job.

Also, does anyone remember who posted about the UFO sighting in new Mexico?  I finally was able to check it out with my friend from  NASA.   He said it was a UCAV-unarmed combat air vehicle.  Your tax dollars at work carrying massive amounts of deadly Estuff with no human at the controls.  Major moral problems he says.  It is a joint venture project.  I was thinking what a cool guest this guy would be for Art to interview.

The zepplin-like party ship I mentioned at the time is rolling out for a round of funding.  It Should be all over the media soon. It's called Dragon Dream and is only a prototype kept here in Ca.  They are looking to build a massive one.  No chance that was what he and his family saw.

Are you referring to my post from a week ago Thursday when I and my family saw that silent craft roughly the size of two passenger planes in Tucson  (not New Mexico) ?  UCAV?  Dragon Dream?  Maybe you could pm me so as not to derail the thread?  Davis Monthan AFB has been crazy busy with unidentified stuff since we saw that craft floating about a hundred feet over our house.

I don't post anywhere else and I feel that you all are extended family so that is why I had to tell you all about this amazing craft.  I heard Art describe something similar that he and Ramona saw. He said it didn't fly so much as it floated.  Exactly.  Keep in mind that this thing disappeared  in front of us. 

[Renaldo]

Thanks, Renaldo.  I suppose I'm just getting antsy (or even goatsey) about 9/16!  It would be nice if Sirius labeled  shows/channels with the corresponding numbers!

Whatever you do, don't get Goatsey! hahahaha

[Roy Hinkley]

Caller says he's gotten through on the phone six or seven times, every time he calls.

Dave: We've added more lines so that's why you're able to get through.  Right Dave, MORE lines for your tanking show numbers..... sure Dave.........

[Roy Hinkley]

I think Bigfoot is smarter than Dave.

I think my foot is smarter than Dave.

[sleeplessinca]

Caller says he's gotten through on the phone six or seven times, every time he calls.

Dave: We've added more lines so that's why you're able to get through.  Right Dave, MORE lines for your tanking show numbers..... sure Dave.........

I was surprised how quick they put Bateman on but maybe it was because he seemed like a "live one".  I always laugh a bit when the callers say how quick they got through.

[sleeplessinca]

I think my foot is smarter than Dave.

My foot is definitely smarter than Dave.

[Nucky Nolan]

Charlemagne! He was dead and buried before the Knights Templar was founded. Noory blamed him for their demise. Eh, maybe it was an inside joke with the staff.

[Renaldo]

I think my foot is smarter than Dave.

I'd believe it. One more hour of open lines. Not sure I can handle it. Dave is especially lame tonight. You know in this last hour he's just going to be thinking about the 7-11 turkey on wheat sandwich he gets after the show. You know he's going to be reading Bellgab.com, keeping his eye on the haters, so anyone who calls in will be pretty much ignored.

[zeebo]

caller: "something about some guy that lived in Dearborn"
GN: "Well whats his name, maybe I know him."

How can anyone think that is good radio? Nobody knows what's rattling around in Dave's brain.

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[Renaldo]

I was surprised how quick they put Bateman on but maybe it was because he seemed like a "live one".  I always laugh a bit when the callers say how quick they got through.

I'd be tempted to call in tonight and ask him about portals, but I'm afraid I might call him Dave.

[zeebo]

Charlemagne! He was dead and buried before the Knights Templar was founded. Noory blamed him for their demise. Eh, maybe it was an inside joke with the staff.

Didn't he say something to the effect of: "Charlemagne .. he was a king right?  Um, Charlemagne .. Who?"

[Roy Hinkley]

I'd be tempted to call in tonight and ask him about portals, but I'm afraid I might call him Dave.

LOL - I know.  I went to Google George the other day and started typing in D-A-V.... oops!

[Roy Hinkley]

Of course ABBA, another Art rip-off from Dave.

[sleeplessinca]

I'd be tempted to call in tonight and ask him about portals, but I'm afraid I might call him Dave.

You could just say you are Dave and then if you slip it's normal cuz people do that all the time fordemoe reason.  Or when they say "Now to David in Anytown, Hello Dave!" ... You get to deliver the line , "Dave's not here!". Then you're just kidding and launch into the chat about portals.

[sleeplessinca]

Of course ABBA, another Art rip-off from Dave.

Grrrr. Really annoying small time turf grab. 

[Roy Hinkley]

Gotta be Bateman!

Is Dave buying this - LOL!!

[Renaldo]

OMG, there were portals inside a mystery cave. This lady sounds a bit drunk.

[Nucky Nolan]

Didn't he say something to the effect of: "Charlemagne .. he was a king right?  Um, Charlemagne .. Who?"

He's making progress. He once called him Charlie Main. Maybe it was intentional tonight just to see if someone would mention it, because two or three folks talked about this very thing in the past.

Evidently, You Tube clips are TV shows now.

[Renaldo]

Hmm... this lady could be right. If I remember correctly, Buckaroo Banzai also went through rock to get to another dimension.

[sleeplessinca]

I've been to those caves and I never saw any portals.  I feel so ripped off.

Is it true you get eyelid fungus from passing through stone portals?  Now I don't feel so bad.

I don't think I want to catch anything this lady has.

[Renaldo]

Evidently, You Tube clips are TV shows now.

Listening to Dave is like being 16 and trying to have a conversation with your grandparents.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hmm... this lady could be right. If I remember correctly, Buckaroo Banzai also went through rock to get to another dimension.

It's got to be Bateman!

[sleeplessinca]

I really hope spacey rock  portal lady finds Art because it would be radio gold.

[Roy Hinkley]

Dave is responsible for the Colorado rains now??

[Nucky Nolan]

Listening to Dave is like being 16 and trying to have a conversation with your grandparents.

You would have better luck having a conversation with your grandma....your *late* grandma. She likely would listen more closely to what you were saying.

[Disheartened]

Thanks, Renaldo.  I suppose I'm just getting antsy (or even goatsey) about 9/16!  It would be nice if Sirius labeled  shows/channels with the corresponding numbers!

You are on the right channel, Indie. You are not going to find Art's show there because it doesn't exist yet.