George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[sleeplessinca]

Yeah, that must be Dave's take-away from here on how to do better on follow-up questions - "Tell us more."  Wow, amazing interviewing technique Dave!

He's been throwing that one out a lot.  The visual has the guest going on "blah blah blahditty blah blah" while Jorsch is busy checking out BellGab or something. Jorsch becomes aware of dead air.  Then he tosses out the line,"Say more about that.". Guest <deep breath> and goes back to blah-ditty-blah-blahing in ever shrinking letters into the distance.

[Renaldo]

Sirius>Entertainment>Indie.  So,  I am there. I see no "Channel 104" I only see "TMZ" and inane chat.

Why are they doing this???  I just want to type in "channel 104" or "Dark Matter". 

I may hyperventilate.  They have my credit card number...in the night, in the dark!

Indie is the name of Channel 104. TMZ is a program on Indie 104. You are there. And if you search for Dark Matter, you may not find anything as it's Art Bell's Dark Matter.

[Divine]

raccoon with horns that is what he looked like Dave

[Roy Hinkley]

He's been throwing that one out a lot.  The visual has the guest going on "blah blah blahditty blah blah" while Jorsch is busy checking out BellGab or something. Jorsch becomes aware of dead air.  Then he tosses out the line,"Say more about that.". Guest <deep breath> and goes back to blah-ditty-blah-blahing in ever shrinking letters into the distance.

LOL - exactly!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

So I was reading a book about people exploring Antarctica and trying to be first explorer to reach the South Pole. Its filled with stories of people getting stuck in some small shack for the 3 months of a horrid winter.

I decided to listen to Noory for a few minutes. GN was talking over callers-the callers would ask some question or share some weird revelation about themselves-and GN just talked all over them and marginalized them. GN just tries to twist everything into him or his weird bullshit. Heaven forbid a caller should take attention away from his sad, narcissistic personality.

Can you imagine being at the South Pole with that guy?  I bet they would have been thrown out of the shack within two days.

[sleeplessinca]

If you put something in my head I'm bringing it out for everybody.

They Might be Giants - We Want a Rock

Thanks.  I needed that.

Of course now I'm thinking about "mr. Horrible mr. Horrible , telephone call for mr. Horrible."

Am I right?

[Renaldo]

I found one of Dave's baby pics!



Looks like he's a black eyed child.

[Roy Hinkley]

This is the question I would ask George...

Nice work Divine!  As Dave would say - very spooky!

[Renaldo]

Thanks.  I needed that.

Of course now I'm thinking about "mr. Horrible mr. Horrible , telephone call for mr. Horrible."

Am I right?

A phone call for Mr. Horrible? Is someone calling Dave?

http://youtu.be/XiRTH7sD7ZU

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Looks like he's a black eyed child.

wow-black eyed child caller at the same time as this post.

[Divine]

Black eyed child pic came out before he mentioned it on air.

[sleeplessinca]

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Nailed it Chine.  I'm sensing  new characters here.  I am including the Gemini cats.

[Renaldo]

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Yeah, definitely rocking the skinny jeans, too. hahaha

[Renaldo]

wow-black eyed child caller at the same time as this post.

Black eyed child pic came out before he mentioned it on air.

Yep. I'm a mother trucking psychic.

Or my local station doesn't pad an extra commercial and I hear it all 30 seconds before you do.

[Divine]

I am on sat

[Renaldo]

I am on sat

You are definitely behind then.

[Spinner]

Right Noorie's shows should start with a disclaimer: "Warning, listening to this show sober might cause mental and psychological distress.  Before listening we recommend a minimum of two glasses of wine to help take the edge off the various verbal manglings and conversational implosions."

That explains it. I don't drink, so that's probably why just about every other [mangled] phrase the dimwit uttered got me so upset. My poor sober brain just couldn't take the assault.

[sleeplessinca]

A phone call for Mr. Horrible? Is someone calling Dave?

http://youtu.be/XiRTH7sD7ZU

Oh yeah.  Connecting with my inner brat.   Are we the only ones who get this connection?  Soooo funny.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

caller: "something about some guy that lived in Dearborn"
GN: "Well whats his name, maybe I know him."

How can anyone think that is good radio? Nobody knows what's rattling around in Dave's brain.

[Nucky Nolan]

raccoon with horns that is what he looked like Dave

Noory bases his ideas of demons on Hot Stuff comic books.

(Not) George Noory: "How does the devil keep from stepping on his tail with those cloven feet of his?"

[sleeplessinca]

That explains it. I don't drink, so that's probably why just about every other [mangled] phrase the dimwit uttered got me so upset. My poor sober brain just couldn't take the assault.

I don't drink either but am wondering where I can get a prosethetic forehead for my real head.

[Renaldo]

Oh yeah.  Connecting with my inner brat.   Are we the only ones who get this connection?  Soooo funny.

I'm thinking so, yes. 

[Nucky Nolan]

So I was reading a book about people exploring Antarctica and trying to be first explorer to reach the South Pole. Its filled with stories of people getting stuck in some small shack for the 3 months of a horrid winter.

I decided to listen to Noory for a few minutes. GN was talking over callers-the callers would ask some question or share some weird revelation about themselves-and GN just talked all over them and marginalized them. GN just tries to twist everything into him or his weird bullshit. Heaven forbid a caller should take attention away from his sad, narcissistic personality.

Can you imagine being at the South Pole with that guy?  I bet they would have been thrown out of the shack within two days.

I would cast my lot with a friendly tribe of penguins in the hopes that they would adopt me as one of their own. Their constant chatter would be preferable to endless Nooryisms.

[sleeplessinca]

caller: "something about some guy that lived in Dearborn"
GN: "Well whats his name, maybe I know him."

How can anyone think that is good radio? Nobody knows what's rattling around in Dave's brain.

Usually he goes into riveting detail about what road the guy lives on and how well he knows it.  You would think someone would give him a note by now.

[sleeplessinca]

I'm thinking so, yes.

So hard to believe that only we know the joys that are Flood and Shockwaves.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN is frustrating me more than usual tonight. I am off to listen to TMZ. Maybe they will play an Art Bell commercial.

[Renaldo]

So hard to believe that only we know the joys that are Flood and Shockwaves.

Very true. Some other people really need to get out more.

[Divine]

George can you give one more prayer for Goatsy. I think I heard he is still suffering. 

[sleeplessinca]

Maybe GN should check out my latest popup ad for Social Media Analytics.

[sleeplessinca]

Very true. Some other people really need to get out more.

yeah.