George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Renaldo]

Holy fucking damn.

[Renaldo]

Sonuvabitch playing Phaedra! 

POSEUR!

[sleeplessinca]

My mind is swirling with cartoons of Angels and Wiccans nibbling on cheese as the pewter bands of smoke from a sage wand swirls throughout the air...shapes form... And it reads...'Sept 16! Art Bell! '

That could be an amazing animation. 
I'm seeing 3 raccoons throwing pizza rolls at George in a dunk tank.  George is in a striped 1920's Full body swimsuit.  It's just kinda mean though.

I also see the shadow haters with a firehose putting out the fire that is C2C going up in flames.  See we are nice.  I think it is water coming out if the hose... Maybe not.

[Chine]

The guests' experience with the dibilitating voice that had her wanting to go to the hospital made me think of Onan's experiences he described in the Evelyn Paglini thread.  Could she be having a mental illness onset? 

The caller from SF was so over-solicitous I was hoping Bateman was at it again. 
Sadly he's for real though.

Yes. A Bateman in skinny jeans with a bedroom wallpapered with Morrissey posters.

[Renaldo]

My mind is swirling with cartoons of Angels and Wiccans nibbling on cheese as the pewter bands of smoke from a sage wand swirls throughout the air...shapes form... And it reads...'Sept 16! Art Bell! '

Ross, get on this! Video #5. hahaha

[Renaldo]

Oh, Dave didn't give us a shout out tonight. 

Greg the cook, but not Bellgab.com?  I hope someone poops in your toomerick, Dave!

[Renaldo]

Yes. A Bateman in skinny jeans with a bedroom wallpapered with Morrissey posters.

I think that is Bateman's bedroom.

[Chine]

I should draw that. 'Emo Bateman' caller.

[sleeplessinca]

Sonuvabitch playing Phaedra! 

POSEUR!

That grated on me too though to tell the truth.
He forgot us on his list of c2c chat boards and supporters.

One of his new go-to questions us challenging his guest with things he finds here.  Tonight it was what do you say to people who don't believe in angels?  She was like, whatever.

[Chine]

I think that is Bateman's bedroom.

Ahahaha. And two Gemini cats lounging in a stack of concert tees...morrissey, joy division, other melancholic emo bands.

[Renaldo]

Ahahaha. And two Gemini cats lounging in a stack of concert tees...morrissey, joy division, other melancholic emo bands.

hahahaha YES.

[UFQuack]

Oh, Dave didn't give us a shout out tonight. 

Greg the cook, but not Bellgab.com?  I hope someone poops in your toomerick, Dave!

He might as well direct people to humiliationofjorch.com...

"yew get no love" says Jorch

[sleeplessinca]

I should draw that. 'Emo Bateman' caller.

Good revision of that cute whiz kid avi if his. 

Maybe you could work in Marianne and her cats somehow. He has other personas too, doesn't he?

Magnificent young man.

[Renaldo]

One of his new go-to questions us challenging his guest with things he finds here.  Tonight it was what do you say to people who don't believe in angels?  She was like, whatever.

What do you say to strangers on the internet that think you suck?

Dave, if you're reading this, please tell the guest your pizza roll story!  Did that happen in Friday the 13th?

[sleeplessinca]

How about a reaction shot on GN after a call ...  Eyes bulging and an infuriated "BATEMAN!"

[Roy Hinkley]

Dave: It's actually healthy to meditate isn't it?

No Dave, it's like smoking a pack a day.

[Renaldo]

This lady is the queen of nervous laughing. I can't stand listening to her. I want angels to come get her and take her away.

[sleeplessinca]

Dave: It's actually healthy to meditate isn't it?

No Dave, it's like smoking a pack a day.

Caller: isn't it important to be healthy?
Guest: yes we feel better
GN: explain that; tell us more

[zeebo]

I knew I was doing something wrong listening to him sober. His show calls for at least a six pack. He'll still suck, but it'll be funny now and my forehead won't hurt from the facepalms afterwards.

Right Noorie's shows should start with a disclaimer: "Warning, listening to this show sober might cause mental and psychological distress.  Before listening we recommend a minimum of two glasses of wine to help take the edge off the various verbal manglings and conversational implosions."

[sleeplessinca]

I hope Chine is working her magic. 

[Renaldo]

Watch out! Commercial break. Dave might show up.

[Renaldo]

I hope Chine is working her magic.

Yep me too.

[Roy Hinkley]

Caller: isn't it important to be healthy?
Guest: yes we feel better
GN: explain that; tell us more

Yeah, that must be Dave's take-away from here on how to do better on follow-up questions - "Tell us more."  Wow, amazing interviewing technique Dave!

[Divine]

I bet he was cringing everytime that caller said the words I don't like you! he couldn't get him cut off. lol

[sleeplessinca]

I knew I was doing something wrong listening to him sober. His show calls for at least a six pack. He'll still suck, but it'll be funny now and my forehead won't hurt from the facepalms afterwards.

this made me think of They Might Be Giants' "Flood" and that song about prosthetic foreheads on real foreheads.  Maybe it was a harbinger of things to come.  The warning for the show should advise use thereof to ameliorate  forehead bruising.

[eddie dean]

Right Noorie's shows should start with a disclaimer: "Warning, listening to this show sober might cause mental and psychological distress.  Before listening we recommend a minimum of two glasses of wine to help take the edge off the various verbal manglings and conversational implosions."

this is what the host does before the show.
8 hours glasses of show prep.

[Chine]

!

[Renaldo]

this made me think of They Might Be Giants' "Flood" and that song about prosthetic foreheads on real foreheads.  Maybe it was a harbinger of things to come.  The warning for the show should advise use thereof to ameliorate  forehead bruising.

If you put something in my head I'm bringing it out for everybody.

They Might be Giants - We Want a Rock

[Renaldo]

!

hahahahahahahaha

[Étouffée]

Sirius>Entertainment>Indie.  So,  I am there. I see no "Channel 104" I only see "TMZ" and inane chat.

Why are they doing this???  I just want to type in "channel 104" or "Dark Matter".  

I may hyperventilate.  They have my credit card number...in the night, in the dark!