George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[sleeplessinca]

Everyone of these callers sounds like they are going to turn into Bateman.

[Renaldo]

I've also got a table that gives off vibrations that keep me from being afraid. I asked them for that specifically for that when I was at Ikea.

[Renaldo]

Everyone of these callers sounds like they are going to turn into Bateman.

Yeah, they do. They're all ridiculous and slightly drunk/spacey sounding.

[sleeplessinca]

I've also got a table that gives off vibrations that keep me from being afraid. I asked them for that specifically for that when I was at Ikea.

Sort of bored with this caller.  If you like TMBG you would probably like Jonathan Coulton's song IKEA. Sorry to be off topic.  Oh well

[Renaldo]

I might like that song. I might look it up tomorrow. This show has destroyed any will to live that I have.

[Roy Hinkley]

The gillowteens?  Dave pronouncing  guillotine.

[sleeplessinca]

Hey tomorrow is a new day.  Coulton warmed up the crowd at a live MST3K event.  Funny guy and good music. Check out Shop Vac too.

[Renaldo]

End of the night and he just lets callers ramble about anything.  Oh, and the new studio's in Kona!

[Scully]

End of the night and he just lets callers ramble about anything.  Oh, and the new studio's in Kona!

I just heard him say that, too.  He's mentioned the Kona location before.

I'd just love to know why there's a radio studio sitting there in Kona, Hawaii, unused and presumably pining away for Lonesome George. 

[karios8]

Sorry Dave, my $0.15/day is going toward a SiriusXM subscription.  Money well spent. 

[popple]

"and art bell.... good luck on your... debut"

[sleeplessinca]

End of the night and he just lets callers ramble about anything.  Oh, and the new studio's in Kona!

I probably would too.  He probably needs a prosthetic forehead - or a turkey sandwich - or some pizza rolls.  Hey, at the last minute he muttered good wishes to Art on his debut. Ever gracious.

[Renaldo]

I probably would too.  He probably needs a prosthetic forehead - or a turkey sandwich - or some pizza rolls.  Hey, at the last minute he muttered good wishes to Art on his debut. Ever gracious.

Yeah, Dave's an okay guy now that he wished Art well. That makes up for 10 years of ineptitude.

Just kidding. Dave sucks!

[WOTR]

Thanks!!

I have to publicly thank Art, Paul, and Keith. At the last minute I made a major request and as you can hear at the end of the trailer, Art came through and delivered a really special treat for everyone, one last reason to be excited for Monday.

The trailer was great.  At the end I had a momentary thought that you had to splice together words to make Art say what you wanted and then I realized that it was too seamless and it had to have been Art giving us a preview.  It was great that he recorded that, and I think he will be thrilled with how it was used.

Watching these trailers makes me realize that Art has some very dedicated listeners.  You are out there putting those together for fun and I can only imagine what Dave would have to pay to get something similar done.

[WOTR]

Dave is responsible for the Colorado rains now??

I seem to recall a that a caller from Canada (Alberta?) was apologizing to Dave for changing the weather with his thoughts a few weeks back and Noory asked him to concentrate on getting rain for the fires in California.  I am pretty certain that is the reason for all of the rain in that other "C" state weeks after the call: a simple request from George.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Have you already signed-up this way and verified you can get Art's channel with no problem?  Sounds good.

I also signed up for the free trial. It seems to works fine here in the UK... now I just have to figure out what time the show is on here GMT, and then be up at some ridiculous time.

[Jesus Undercarriage]

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Morgus. Do you actually see Art's show in the channel lineup yet?

[Jesus Undercarriage]

Of course ABBA, another Art rip-off from Dave.

ABBA is pretty ubiquitous to be fair, I don't think it belongs to Art.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I don't drink either but am wondering where I can get a prosethetic forehead for my real head.

Star Trek. What we all need are thick Klingon industrial sized foreheads that can take the facepalming action. It would be a perfect addition to the C2C line along with the Snoory mugs - C2C protective headgear with the direction: Slap forehead here.

[valdez]

The gillowteens?...

        What exactly is "mall-wear"?  Shorts and a t-shirt?  And, once again, who are we suppose to be praying for?  Where is this "list"?  Helene Olson was ok.  I never considered what Salem might be like today.  Makes sense that mediums and psychics and such would gravitate there.  I felt sorry for the caller that was worried about the government and the FEMA camps and the guillotines.  Some people can sure get themselves worked up pretty tight.  Memo to producer Tom: when George gives a dumb answer to a text question (why hasn't anyone ever caught a bigfoot?), don't press him on it.  He seems to get miffed, and I don't think he believes what he's saying anyway, so it really doesn't matter.  Did we get bounced from the shout outs?  Did we do something wrong?  I think the Noory/glasnost era is over, and the boys from St. Louis are beginning to circle the wagons.

from the foreground up:
George (with his back to the camera), producer Tom, Lex Lonehood,
Shawn LaDouceur,  the cheap imitation Ross Mitchell sound alike,
the guy responsible for extending George's contract, Badboy, ten Coast
Insider volunteers, John Hogue, and Greg the cook.

[Divine]

Thanks!!

I have to publicly thank Art, Paul, and Keith. At the last minute I made a major request and as you can hear at the end of the trailer, Art came through and delivered a really special treat for everyone, one last reason to be excited for Monday.

Ross

That is a Outstanding PROMO.  You are able to really capture the suspense of what Art's shows are.

[Roy Hinkley]

LOL - Divine, you never sleep either do you?

[Roy Hinkley]

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I'm in the US, and when I'm online I still don't see Dark Matter listed on the Indie line-up.

[Roy Hinkley]

ABBA is pretty ubiquitous to be fair, I don't think it belongs to Art.

True, but I think a lot of people associate them with Art.  He used to play them quite often.

[UnscreenedCaller]

from the foreground up:
George (with his back to the camera), producer Tom, Lex Lonehood,
Shawn LaDouceur,  the cheap imitation Ross Mitchell sound alike,
the guy responsible for extending George's contract, Badboy, ten Coast
Insider volunteers, John Hogue, and Greg the cook.

LOL, in the trenches with Jorch and the Gang. Make that the Infamous Gang.

[ItsOver]

Boy this is some world class crappy radio fer sure.

Sounds like the perfect promo slogan for C2C.


"Hey, gang!  This is some world class crappy radio fer shure!"

[Roy Hinkley]

Sounds like the perfect promo slogan for C2C.


"Hey, gang!  This is some world class crappy radio fer shure!"

LOL - he's got nothing to lose at this point, might as well try it.

This pic of Dave cracks me up.  He looks like a squirrel that's got a mouth full of nuts with those chubby cheeks.

[ItsOver]

George can you give one more prayer for Goatsy. I think I heard he is still suffering.

Like most of Dave's listeners.  Dave should just add all of his listeners to his prayer list.

[ItsOver]

LOL - he's got nothing to lose at this point, might as well try it.

This pic of Dave cracks me up.  He looks like a squirrel that's got a mouth full of nuts with those chubby cheeks.

Hahaha... yeah, it's one of my favorites, too, Roy.  He does look like a squirrel.  Obviously one of his older shots, pre-rug days.  A squirrel sans a dead squirrel on top of his head.

[SaucyRossy]

Ross

That is a Outstanding PROMO.  You are able to really capture the suspense of what Art's shows are.

Thanks divine!!!

Please EVERYONE share this link of the video wherever you want. I'd appreciate it.

http://artbell.com/ross-howards-video-promo-4/