George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[McPhallus]

Here are my questions of the day:  Why after ten years of being derogatory to all who post here by calling people haters and saying they live in mud huts, has he decided to intermingle with such a lower form of life? 

I'm thinking it may be PR from Premiere.  Maybe some exec thought it would be a good idea.  Or maybe Noory's therapist recommended it.

[lonevoice]

Or, perhaps, Hannibalanna?  YIKES! 

Oh God, noooo!  You mean Dave's going to get on a nationally televised stage, nearly naked,  and twerk while Robin Thicke, dressed as Beetlejuice, grinds up against his butt? 

Oh...wait...that's Hannah Montana.  Never mind.

[Sardondi]

I'm thinking it may be PR from Premiere.  Maybe some exec thought it would be a good idea.  Or maybe Noory's therapist recommended it.

It's not because he had a "Road to Damascus" moment and has had a life-changing experience. It's a total concoction for our consumption. As if he was the poster anyway.â,,¢

[Catsmile]

Maybe George should do a magic 8 ball show instead, or minnie mynie mo because that would be absolutely swell.

Yeah great idea about the magic 8 ball show, if it's like the ping pong ball shows in Thailand.
Dave could shoot them at Tommy and his guest, using minnie mynie mo to pick the target. That could be a segment for the straight to internet infomercial Gagum "TV".

Great idea, Sir. aldousburbank

[aldousburbank]

I think Noory-san reading his haikus, poetry, and things of this nature would get neato ratings.

[starrmtn001]

Oh God, noooo!  You mean Dave's going to get on a nationally televised stage, nearly naked,  and twerk while Robin Thicke, dressed as Beetlejuice, grinds up against his butt? 

Oh...wait...that's Hannah Montana.  Never mind.

[420desert]

Hello George, how are YOU?
It's been a while since you've had on any guests to talk about the Amazon and eyeahWHISSA.

All I can say is that I find your interviews terrible, and I get the feeling you are playing a game on your iPhone while your guest blabs away until your producer gets in your earpiece and tells you to ask the next scripted question - no matter how off-topic and irrelevant to what the guest just said.

I listened to you for  few years in the late 2000s, but it was in spite of you not because of you. Recently, I just "couldn't take it anymore", Network-style. I listened to Ian and the occasional JBW, now with Ian gone, the last of the decent hosts are no more. Moreover, I believe your ratings are only high because there really isn't much alternative to C2C on late night talk radio. You are lucky Art doesn't want to "eat his young" or however he put it. And maybe you are trying your best, but it sure doesn't seem like it. I agree with the opinions of others who say the show has that "infomercial" feel to it.

The show is over-produced and the guests are becoming more and more pathetic. The show now just a time-killer for night owls, and no longer the exciting experience it used to be.

Is your contract guaranteed in the event of the show being cancelled?

[bmcintyre]

Hello George, how are YOU?
It's been a while since you've had on any guests to talk about the Amazon and eyeahWHISSA.

All I can say is that I find your interviews terrible, and I get the feeling you are playing a game on your iPhone while your guest blabs away until your producer gets in your earpiece and tells you to ask the next scripted question - no matter how off-topic and irrelevant to what the guest just said.

I listened to you for  few years in the late 2000s, but it was in spite of you not because of you. Recently, I just "couldn't take it anymore", Network-style. I listened to Ian and the occasional JBW, now with Ian gone, the last of the decent hosts are no more. Moreover, I believe your ratings are only high because there really isn't much alternative to C2C on late night talk radio. You are lucky Art doesn't want to "eat his young" or however he put it. And maybe you are trying your best, but it sure doesn't seem like it. I agree with the opinions of others who say the show has that "infomercial" feel to it.

The show is over-produced and the guests are becoming more and more pathetic. The show now just a time-killer for night owls, and no longer the exciting experience it used to be.

Is your contract guaranteed in the event of the show being cancelled?

Hey, Ian went to hell in a handbasket fairly quickly too.  Georges and Ians are a dime a dozen and when they succeed like those two have, without repercussions for their lack of effort and arrogant behavior, it makes me want to vomit.  I cannot be rude to George nor anyone else (except family members of course).  But, I will not genuflect to him either.

[bmcintyre]

Yeah great idea about the magic 8 ball show, if it's like the ping pong ball shows in Thailand.
Dave could shoot them at Tommy and his guest, using minnie mynie mo to pick the target. That could be a segment for the straight to internet infomercial Gagum "TV".

Great idea, Sir. aldousburbank

Is that the one where George shoots them out his portal?

[420desert]

Hey, Ian went to hell in a handbasket fairly quickly too.  Georges and Ians are a dime a dozen and when they succeed like those two have, without repercussions for their lack of effort and arrogant behavior, it makes me want to vomit.  I cannot be rude to George nor anyone else (except family members of course).  But, I will not genuflect to him either.

Well, at least Ian had fresher guests, and the topics were interesting. Loved the smileyface killer stuff and untold histories. But I do hear you on his smugness, and he did challenge the guests. And someone posted the C2C host should make $7M/yr based on listenership... LMAO. No host would ever turn a gig that lucrative down. It seems like PremRat pays George something around 200K. And I bet Art was bought out for 500-750K.

[bmcintyre]

Well, at least Ian had fresher guests, and the topics were interesting. Loved the smileyface killer stuff and untold histories. But I do hear you on his smugness, and he did challenge the guests. And someone posted the C2C host should make $7M/yr based on listenership... LMAO. No host would ever turn a gig that lucrative down. It seems like PremRat pays George something around 200K. And I bet Art was bought out for 500-750K.

Only 200K + all of the crap you can sell (just type in George in the upper right hand corner).  But, only 200k, seriously?

[Scully]

It would take one to know one, thanks.

Ouch.  I haven't heard that one since I was in elementary school.  :

It's very interesting that you think you were being singled out as one of the cookoos, Catsmile. I really thought it was obvious who was causing most of the ruckus going on in this thread, and you weren't even on the list. Sorry 'bout that. 

[Nighthawk]

Are we going to have a going away party before the 16th? I feel someone should call in and let George know that we will all miss him very much. Let him know we will think of him often. It's kind of like moving away from a friend. You will never hear from him again. Except perhaps for the odd email or posting in a forum.

[Nighthawk]

I guess actually come to think of it. Actually the last night we will be together with George will be Friday the 13th of September lol. It will be open lines that night I suppose. So that will be a good night to say our goodbyes.

[Catsmile]

Ouch.  I haven't heard that one since I was in elementary school.  :

It's very interesting that you think you were being singled out as one of the cookoos, Catsmile. I really thought it was obvious who was causing most of the ruckus going on in this thread, and you weren't even on the list. Sorry 'bout that. 

Well, I reckon my point was missed somewhat also due to my curtness. Point being we all are in the same boat, and we all need to be careful throwing stones in our little glass forum. We all are a little cookoo about C2C in our own way, so it would seem.

Elementary knowledge is oft-forgotten in the fray of our busy adult lives, but it doesn't make said knowledge any less valid.

[bateman]

Are we going to have a going away party before the 16th? I feel someone should call in and let George know that we will all miss him very much. Let him know we will think of him often. It's kind of like moving away from a friend. You will never hear from him again. Except perhaps for the odd email or posting in a forum.

Heh.

[ItsOver]

...... I feel someone should call in and let George know that we will all miss him very much. Let him know we will think of him often. It's kind of like moving away from a friend. You will never hear from him again. Except perhaps for the odd email or posting in a forum.

I think we should send this guy over to his place and let him handle the break-up with Dave.  Maybe they'll end up engaged and it'll be a win-win for all of us.  I can see Dave happily licking envelopes for the wedding invite...

[sleeplessinca]

Yeah great idea about the magic 8 ball show, if it's like the ping pong ball shows in Thailand.
Dave could shoot them at Tommy and his guest, using minnie mynie mo to pick the target. That could be a segment for the straight to internet infomercial Gagum "TV".

Great idea, Sir. aldousburbank

AB's Magic 8 ball idea has legs.
I just saw that ping pong ball thing in Priscella Queen of the Desert last week ... and just when I thought I had seen about everything.  I didn't know that was "a thing".

[Catsmile]

I think we should send this guy over to his place and let him handle the break-up with Dave.  Maybe they'll end up engaged and it'll be a win-win for all of us.  I can see Dave happily licking envelopes for the wedding invite...

Give him the ol' "It's not you... it's me." breakup line.

[SaucyRossy]

Heh.

Heh heh.

[Catsmile]

AB's Magic 8 ball idea has legs.
I just saw that ping pong ball thing in Priscella Queen of the Desert last week ... and just when I thought I had seen about everything.  I didn't know that was "a thing".

Priscella Queen of the Desert? I couldn't find that title on FistOfFurryFapping.cum , where did you find that porn?

[someguy]

Priscella Queen of the Desert? I couldn't find that title on FistOfFurryFapping.cum , where did you find that porn?

Dude Priscilla Queen of the Desert is a fucking hilarious movie

[ItsOver]

Give him the ol' "It's not you... it's me." breakup line.

Dave may actually buy that line.  We can also say we really don't like animals.  That seems to have chased away Dave in the past.  We all know how much Dave loves animals because he's told us so.  His experimental hamsters, KC the imaginary dog, shadow rodents....

[aldousburbank]

So are we ready for tonight's electronic harassment?

[ItsOver]

Since we're in the "drifting apart phase," should we stop acknowledging his posts, maybe pretend we've got a headache or something important to do?  Maybe we should just put Dave on the ignore list and be done with it all.

[ACE of CLUBS]

This thread and Coast to Coast are in their death throes .......
Soon will be kicking the dirt into the hole.
Sad? ... Whimsical? ... "If only I'd done this, if only I'd done that"  ...... too late for that now.
Care about George, C2C, Tom? ...... not anymore.  I did once, but it's all gone.

Good luck to the porpoise and his fellow GN cheerleaders ......
Time to move ahead, and leave 'Quagmire to Quagmire' to their dwindling fan base.

Cheers

The Macarena Man

[aldousburbank]

I've started my letter to George and Tommy dated Sep. 17. 

Dear Mom and Dad,
I just wanted you to know that I've met some really beautiful people...

Well that's all I've got so far.  Any advice?

[ItsOver]

I've started my letter to George and Tommy dated Sep. 17. 

Dear Mom and Dad,
I just wanted you to know that I've met some really beautiful people...

Well that's all I've got so far.  Any advice?

Letters, letters, writing letters, oh yeah.  I've always found this to be a beautiful example of letter writing.  Maybe it'll give you some ideas. 

"My dear family..." :-)

[aldousburbank]

Letters, letters, writing letters, oh yeah.  I've always found this to be a beautiful example of letter writing.  Maybe it'll give you some ideas. 

Yeah and this is not off topic because it's what I imagine the new and improved Noory's show prep with Tommy is going like these days-

Almost Heroes- Learning to Read "Do you want my head to explode!"

[SciFiAuthor]

I was going to scream "I ain't no god damned porpoise! I'm a dolphin you haters!" but then I couldn't figure out if the picture is a dolphin or a porpoise. Whichever it is, it was clearly in the navy for 9 years.

Well, I'm back at the mudhut. I've got Noory singing Elvis tunes on loop and I'm so hopped up on turmeric that I'm seeing snakes coming out the walls. I'm all ready to go for tonight's show.