George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ShayP]

Where are the evil people who are chemically engineering this climatic armageddon going to live once their diabolical plan succeeds in wiping out humankind? Another planet? Inner Earth?

I dunno.  We're talking about beets now.  Do you like them?

[zeebo]

Raw cabbage juice has a burning sensation.  FYI.  ...

I drink my scotch neat, so my body is ready.   

[ShayP]

I drink my scotch neat, so my body is ready.   

Oh yeah.  You are primed.     Cheers zeebs! 

[ShayP]

We could make the Noory thread the "after party" like we did the Hoagie thread.  I mean, we could just post about whatever and occasionally chime in on Noory's gibberish.

[GravitySucks]

Raw cabbage juice has a burning sensation.  FYI.  Like Gravity said, it's sweet...when cooked.

I haven't had it in awhile, but I don't remember a burning sensation. But then again, I only drank it.

I eat ground ghost peppers on food at least once per day, so anything less than 500,000 scoville units is kind of blah  😎

[zeebo]

I haven't had it in awhile, but I don't remember a burning sensation. But then again, I only drank it.

I eat ground ghost peppers on food at least once per day, so anything less than 500,000 scoville units is kind of blah  😎

Because after that you only have like 10 taste buds left by now. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Because after that you only have like 10 taste buds left by now. 

I'm imagining Ralph Wiggum saying My food tastes like burning. 

[ShayP]

I haven't had it in awhile, but I don't remember a burning sensation. But then again, I only drank it.

I eat ground ghost peppers on food at least once per day, so anything less than 500,000 scoville units is kind of blah  😎

Wow!  Umm, yeah.     Why eat them every day?  Is is it a flavor enhancer or health related.  My bowel movements would be crucial if I followed your diet. 

[ShayP]

What's that?  Finally, slumber is imminent.  My bed awaits.  Cheers to all the peeps! 

[GravitySucks]

Wow!  Umm, yeah.     Why eat them every day?  Is is it a flavor enhancer or health related.  My bowel movements would be crucial if I followed your diet. 

It has a very unique flavor. Not good on everything, but really adds a nice kick to a lot of the dishes I eat. Helps metabolism too.

I use a pepper grinder that puts out a powder so it doesn't take much and lets it take it easy on the digestive tract.

[NoMoreNoory]

I love beets.    All kinds.   

You won't guess what I had alongside my dinner last night! You can't beat a pickled beet. (No such thing as coincidences, you know)

Didn't Apple buy up the entire global supply of beets? They make lousy headphones, btw.

[PaulAtreides]

This brings up a twist on an old question:  What could Einstein have done if he'd had George's brain?

Fling his own feces.

[PaulAtreides]

"Can you imagine six tons of chicken nuggets?" -- George Noory, 3/1/17

How about six tons of pizza rolls?

[ItsOver]

Yeah.  For the Cats. 

I heard Jorch gushing over experimenting with Carnivora on cats.  I envisioned Jorch's cat ladies rushing to place orders.  "Here kitty, kitty!  Come get your Carnivora!"

[ItsOver]

Raw cabbage juice has a burning sensation.  FYI.  Like Gravity said, it's sweet...when cooked.

Make mine carrot juice.  I haven't had it in years.

[albrecht]

It has a very unique flavor. Not good on everything, but really adds a nice kick to a lot of the dishes I eat. Helps metabolism too.

I use a pepper grinder that puts out a powder so it doesn't take much and lets it take it easy on the digestive tract.

Going through some old stuff after a death and sorting out the house a while back I found an old "garden club" cook book from a great aunt's and was flipping through it. One of the "hints", not real recipes, suggested a tea-spoon of cayenne pepper in a beverage (I forget it if was tea or water or something) will help "give you pep" and also "help your heart and circulation" or something.  Years, after this book was published I see that this is, apparently, a real thing and Capsicum pills etc all over the places.

[ItsOver]

Going through some old stuff after a death and sorting out the house a while back I found an old "garden club" cook book from a great aunt's and was flipping through it. One of the "hints", not real recipes, suggested a tea-spoon of cayenne pepper in a beverage (I forget it if was tea or water or something) will help "give you pep" and also "help your heart and circulation" or something.  Years, after this book was published I see that this is, apparently, a real thing and Capsicum pills etc all over the places.

Yep.  I've used the liquid for muscle pain relief.  Just don't get it in your eyes or sensitive areas or it'll do the exact opposite by a very large degree.

[PaulAtreides]

Yep.  I've used the liquid for muscle pain relief.  Just don't get it in your eyes or sensitive areas or it'll do the exact opposite by a very large degree.

Yeah, make certain you wash your right hand very well before you go to bed.

[Ciardelo]

Man, I'm sorry I missed all the beeting off going on in here last night

[zeebo]

Man, I'm sorry I missed all the beeting off going on in here last night

Borscht time I've had in awhile.

[ShayP]

Man, I'm sorry I missed all the beeting off going on in here last night

Borscht time I've had in awhile.

You guys are something else I'll tell ya.   

[Robert]

I heard Jorch gushing over experimenting with Carnivora on cats.  I envisioned Jorch's cat ladies rushing to place orders.  "Here kitty, kitty!  Come get your Carnivora!"

Cats are Carnivora.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch rouses Peter Breggin to explain why dolphins being rounded up and captured have been filmed vomiting?

[21st Century Man]

Just saw that Jorch will be interviewing Mel Gibson for an hour next Monday.  I wonder how he managed to land that one.

[albrecht]

Just saw that Jorch will be interviewing Mel Gibson for an hour next Monday.  I wonder how he managed to land that one.

He has "Hollywood" connections don't you know. Or, to hear CNN likely say it, Norry and some guests and AM radio in general helped Trump and the "alt-right" NAZIs seize power and so Mel wants to pay them back. 

[21st Century Man]

He has "Hollywood" connections don't you know. Or, to hear CNN likely say it, Norry and some guests and AM radio in general helped Trump and the "alt-right" NAZIs seize power and so Mel wants to pay them back. 

He'll be joining Jorch in the studio so expect the usual pictures to be posted on the Coast website that night.  Then expect Noory to talk about how he is close buds with Mel in the years that follow.

[albrecht]

He'll be joining Jorch in the studio so expect the usual pictures to be posted on the Coast website that night.  Then expect Noory to talk about how he is close buds with Mel in the years that follow.

As I recall Mel's dad is/was one of those  sevanctists "old/real" Catholics. I also think Norry cut one of them off as a guest recently?  He was getting to controversial. So could good/funny. But he will likely screw it up and just talk Hollywood and try to name-drop etc.

[21st Century Man]

As I recall Mel's dad is/was one of those  sevanctists "old/real" Catholics. I also think Norry cut one of them off as a guest recently?  He was getting to controversial. So could good/funny. But he will likely screw it up and just talk Hollywood and try to name-drop etc.

The Brothers Dimond. Hoo-boy.

[zeebo]

Just saw that Jorch will be interviewing Mel Gibson for an hour next Monday.  I wonder how he managed to land that one.

I'm guessing, typo - it's really some numerologist / pet psychic called Meg Libson.

[GravitySucks]

This guest is just pulling stuff out of his arse now on climate change