George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

This is now a Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan get shitfaced and sing Hank Williams tunes thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDuoEuHQFho

lol

[21st Century Man]

https://vimeo.com/177808334

[ItsOver]

Earlier this evening, somewhere in Hollywood....

Thank God for Boston.



Add "Gone to Boston" to the GNS repertoire.  "Linda won't be with us tonight.  She's gone to Boston."

http://www.necn.com/news/new-england/Teen-Allegedly-Mutilated-Cats-Behind-Abandoned-House-303663801.html

[ItsOver]

This is now a Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan get shitfaced and sing Hank Williams tunes thread.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDuoEuHQFho

And all things Boston.

[NoMoreNoory]

One of the delights of this thread is never knowing quite where it's going next. I check in this morning to find it taken over by Dylan and Cash! I realise I must have surfaced from sleep just after Joorch played June and Johnny's cover of It Ain't Me, Babe (one of my favourite Dylan covers). Joorch and guest appeared to be discussing the couple's attitude to the supernatural. The guest said he thought Johnny always had a very open mind in relation to it. Incomprehensibly, Joorch responded:

"Well, he did dress in black every day, didn't he? So maybe that had something to do with it."

Leave aside that Johnny wrote a whole song listing all the reasons why he wore black (which Noory has presumably never heard), how can you respond to this? Why would a possible belief in ghosts et al cause you to dress in black? What goes on in his head to lead him to make nonsensical statements like this? It 's the kind of ignorant moronicism that makes me want to reach inside the radio (phone) and snap his neck.
I hereby resolve to wear black every day in mourning for the death of intelligence and competent broadcasting for as long as George Noory is on the airwaves.

- GNS

[diowulf]

No doubt. She won't be cutting the crust off little Jorch's turkee sammiches anytime soon.

[diowulf]

Ha!  I can just see Mel Googling "George Noory" and GNS is the first hit.  MV, has Mel signed-up yet?  Please post often, Mel.  We can wait until you get "back from Boston," though.  We'll count the years.

[diowulf]

Thank God for Boston.



Add "Gone to Boston" to the GNS repertoire.  "Linda won't be with us tonight.  She's gone to Boston."

http://www.necn.com/news/new-england/Teen-Allegedly-Mutilated-Cats-Behind-Abandoned-House-303663801.html

That's awesome. Reminds me of how, in the early to mid 20th century, Reno NV had the country's most lax divorce laws. Therefore "Taking a trip to Reno"was code or slang for getting a divorce. I think you've got yourself a winner there. "Going to Boston" is slang for bailing on GN

[21st Century Man]

One of the delights of this thread is never knowing quite where it's going next. I check in this morning to find it taken over by Dylan and Cash! I realise I must have surfaced from sleep just after Joorch played June and Johnny's cover of It Ain't Me, Babe (one of my favourite Dylan covers). Joorch and guest appeared to be discussing the couple's attitude to the supernatural. The guest said he thought Johnny always had a very open mind in relation to it. Incomprehensibly, Joorch responded:

"Well, he did dress in black every day, didn't he? So maybe that had something to do with it."

Leave aside that Johnny wrote a whole song listing all the reasons why he wore black (which Noory has presumably never heard), how can you respond to this? Why would a possible belief in ghosts et al cause you to dress in black? What goes on in his head to lead him to make nonsensical statements like this? It 's the kind of ignorant moronicism that makes me want to reach inside the radio (phone) and snap his neck.
I hereby resolve to wear black every day in mourning for the death of intelligence and competent broadcasting for as long as George Noory is on the airwaves.

- GNS

Jorch probably related Johnny Cash to the Goth movement.  Which is even more moronic.

[ItsOver]

That's awesome. Reminds me of how, in the early to mid 20th century, Reno NV had the country's most lax divorce laws. Therefore "Taking a trip to Reno"was code or slang for getting a divorce. I think you've got yourself a winner there. "Going to Boston" is slang for bailing on GN

Ha!  Yes, sir.  I can't wait until Jorch has to report even Pat Boone has "gone to Boston." 

Caller - "What's happened to Richard Hoagland?"

Jorch - "I think he's dead.  No, wait.  Tommee just told me he's gone to Boston."

Caller - "What about Art Bell?"

Jorch - "He's in Boston, too, fading away.  Next caller.  Annie in Alabamie, nope it's Boston!  Hello?  Annie, are you there?"

[ItsOver]

Jorch probably related Johnny Cash to the Goth movement.  Which is even more moronic.

LOL.  "Johnny wuz really big into that Goth stuff, wazn't he?"

[Here We Go Again]

About the "last-minute" Mel Gibson "taking the red-eye" to Boston, that claim may have some merit. It appears he's appearing in a movie being filmed on location in Boston, some "Daddy's Home 2." So he may have indeed needed to be there. The Boston Globe reports casting in still ongoing, and filming is scheduled to run from March 20 to May 26, according to the newspaper.

On the other hand, citing parody and obvious satire under "fair use" for these audio clips, maybe it went like this. The aspiring performer George Noory sent Mel Gibson a recording of his "live singing event" and asked him for feedback.

Being no dummy to the entertainment business, Gibson called Noory back with his critique. And it wasn't good. Due to some "insider, whistle-blower-type," we have obtained exclusive audio of Gibson's call to Noory. TMZ got nothing on us!

Again, use of these audio bits are "fair use," since this is obvious satire and/or parody. Or is it? Could this be fair-comment-and-criticism, instead? In any event, Gibson's assessment of Noory's "abilities" doesn't sound good. Note this contains profane language, thanks to Gibson, so listener discretion is advised:

     

[zeebo]

... I think you've got yourself a winner there. "Going to Boston" is slang for bailing on GN

I had 'more than a feeling' he'd be a no-show.   

[ItsOver]

I had 'more than a feeling' he'd be a no-show.   

He he he.  Same here.  I had a vision of Mel "hitch'n a ride" somewhere.  Maybe it was a remote view.

[zeebo]

Tonite's show:  Lyme Disease & Cannibalism.  Also coincidentally the same topics for the next C2C Meet & Greet event.

[Dateline]

Tonite's show:  Lyme Disease & Cannibalism.  Also coincidentally the same topics for the next C2C Meet & Greet event.

Also real life how-to demonstrations and cooking tips. 

[AvDaBr]

You can almost hear the exasperation developing with the cannibal guy.  I bet he' s dreaming of Boston.

[zeebo]

You can almost hear the exasperation developing with the cannibal guy.  I bet he' s dreaming of Boston.

Best George line so far tonite .... "Well.... What about Elephants!"

[AvDaBr]

Best George line so far tonite .... "Well.... What about Elephants!"

Strong stuff to be sure, but not sure it measures up to the cats and dogs question.  Then his painfully clumsy follow up question when the guest suggested that domestication had a bearing on such cannibalism.  Tommy must have forgotten to bring the index cards tonight.

[AvDaBr]

Noory just keeps topping himself.  Shortly before the last break he asks the guest what it's like to be starving to death.  The guest responds that the body starts essentially consuming itself, you're not moving around much, your face is drawing inward (think that last part is right), ......
"Is it painful?", our resident genius wonders.
" Excuse me!?", the guest responds in seeming amazement.
"Is it painful?"
"I'd say it's extremely painful."

[ItsOver]

Noory just keeps topping himself.  Shortly before the last break he asks the guest what it's like to be starving to death.  The guest responds that the body starts essentially consuming itself, you're not moving around much, your face is drawing inward (think that last part is right), ......
"Is it painful?", our resident genius wonders.
" Excuse me!?", the guest responds in seeming amazement.
"Is it painful?"
"I'd say it's extremely painful."

Best George line so far tonite .... "Well.... What about Elephants!"

Ha ha ha...fucking Jorch.  "Please come to Boston..."

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory just keeps topping himself.

We can only hope......

It did seem especially bad last night. Good guest, good subject, but Joorch kept going round in circles expressing his horror at the idea of cannibalism. Would you? Could you? Cooked or raw? What do we taste like? On and on. Callers would be asked if they would, he said, but think about it carefully, because you don't know until you're in that life-or-death situation. On and on. He even irrelevantly revealed that he wouldn't eat raccoon (unless he was trying to tell us that he is, in fact, a raccoon). Stoller did seem to thinking of Boston. He attempted to start speaking at one point, but Joorch sputtered out another inanity, which led to this klashik C2C exchange:

Joorch: Go ahead.
Stoller: Go ahead.
Joorch: Go ahead.

-GNS

[Here We Go Again]

And, again, using these audio clips in the name of obvious satire/parody under fair use, did we really hear a while back George Noory telling us "you can enjoy constipation?, or informing his guest that "it's an interesting journey...constipation? Explaining the guest's awkward pause in replying?

[ItsOver]

And, again, using these audio clips in the name of obvious satire/parody under fair use, did we really hear a while back George Noory telling us "you can enjoy constipation?, or informing his guest that "it's an interesting journey...constipation? Explaining the guest's awkward pause in replying?

LOL.  Even after all these years, I find it hard to believe Jorch actually exists, let alone pretend he's the host of a major nighttime audio broadcast.

[PaulAtreides]

We can only hope......

It did seem especially bad last night. Good guest, good subject, but Joorch kept going round in circles expressing his horror at the idea of cannibalism. Would you? Could you? Cooked or raw? What do we taste like? On and on. Callers would be asked if they would, he said, but think about it carefully, because you don't know until you're in that life-or-death situation. On and on. He even irrelevantly revealed that he wouldn't eat raccoon (unless he was trying to tell us that he is, in fact, a raccoon). Stoller did seem to thinking of Boston. He attempted to start speaking at one point, but Joorch sputtered out another inanity, which led to this klashik C2C exchange:

Joorch: Go ahead.
Stoller: Go ahead.
Joorch: Go ahead.

-GNS

George would eat a dick if it came on a hot dog bun.

[Dateline]

"It's more than a feeling, When I hear that old question,  More than a feeling, and I see Melllll running away. . "

[ItsOver]

George would eat a dick if it came on a hot dog bun.

Well, he already eats convenience mart pre-made turkee sammiches.  That might be a step-up for him

[NoMoreNoory]

I believe that we on Bellgab can now lay claim to having discovered a new syndrome. We will now be able to establish when a Coast guest is experiencing a NBE. A Near Boston Experience.

[ItsOver]

I believe that we on Bellgab can now lay claim to having discovered a new syndrome. We will now be able to establish when a Coast guest is experiencing a NBE. A Near Boston Experience.

[zeebo]

I believe that we on Bellgab can now lay claim to having discovered a new syndrome. We will now be able to establish when a Coast guest is experiencing a NBE. A Near Boston Experience.

We can assume Bruce Goldberg has never been to Boston.