George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

It peaked in the first few mins. with Connie's Kentucky trivia.

I woke-up, turned on laughing Connie, and was back to sleep in minutes.  Thanks, Connie!  Almost as good as Jorch at putting me to sleep.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I woke-up, turned on laughing Connie, and was back to sleep in minutes.  Thanks, Connie!  Almost as good as Jorch at putting me to sleep.

That voice of hers...oy.

[albrecht]

"we are almost out of time Mitch I want you to give us a paraphrase about the next couple of years."
Raking some leaves and listening to a C2C from a few days ago. Norry has such a way with words and uses odd word choices. He also had an epic mispronunciation of "powerful." He normally can't handle that word but this one was a doozy and he just abandoned trying to complete the word.

[ShayP]

He also had an epic mispronunciation of "powerful." He normally can't handle that word but this one was a doozy and he just abandoned trying to complete the word.

Paahrfill.

This is one of the very few times where I'll actually defend Noory.  I believe his pronunciation of "powerful"  is due to the 'rust belt vernacular.'  Being from Pittsburgh I also suffer.  I've butchered a lot of words and didn't realize it until I started traveling and/or meeting new people, etc.  I still pronounce some things like a typical Yinzer. 

Iron is Ahrn.  Window is windah.  Wash is worsh.    Even using the word 'yinz' for 'you all'..  I've lost majority of my accent over the years yet still hang on to some of it when it comes to certain words or speech.

Noory, I think, is the same except it's part of a Detroit accent that he can't help.

However...Noory clearly butchers certain words regardless of a regional dialect.  Plus there are times where he won't even try to say them.  For example, cantapulnt for catapult, and of course the ever famous "FEB" instead of even attempting to say the whole word. 

I also suspect that he tries too hard to come up with profound responses on the fly but just can't do it, therefore screwing it up.     

[ItsOver]

Jorch has his own language or just plain lacks one.  I wish the aliens would help him out.

[Here We Go Again]

Noory, the other night to his "beloved" convicted-felon fan Cornelius: "I still have that hat you gave me."

But know Noory with that terrible wig he wears on his bald head cannot wear hats, because if he pulls it off his toupee might come off with it. Look at all those photos of his "live events" and see the white glue seeping down on his brow and sideburns. Too funny! Mr. Mop Head seems to be the only one who  cannot see that's a hairpiece to cover his male-pattern baldness head. Too funny! Yes George, put on a hat or better at a tight ball cap. Then pull it off and find out your self-professed "real hair" comes off with it. Like we don't know about your toupee? Get real, George.

[PB the Deplorable]

Paahrfill.

This is one of the very few times where I'll actually defend Noory.  I believe his pronunciation of "powerful"  is due to the 'rust belt vernacular.'  Being from Pittsburgh I also suffer.  I've butchered a lot of words and didn't realize it until I started traveling and/or meeting new people, etc.  I still pronounce some things like a typical Yinzer. 

Iron is Ahrn.  Window is windah.  Wash is worsh.    Even using the word 'yinz' for 'you all'..  I've lost majority of my accent over the years yet still hang on to some of it when it comes to certain words or speech.

Noory, I think, is the same except it's part of a Detroit accent that he can't help.

However...Noory clearly butchers certain words regardless of a regional dialect.  Plus there are times where he won't even try to say them.  For example, cantapulnt for catapult, and of course the ever famous "FEB" instead of even attempting to say the whole word..

What's your theory on why he can't pronounce ''thurd-ur'' (theater) correctly?

[PB the Deplorable]

We found out Tommy's favorite movie is Free Willy

[NoMoreNoory]

What's your theory on why he can't pronounce ''thurd-ur'' (theater) correctly?

Always....'oweez'

Speaking of 'thudder', does anyone have skinny on why his live stage show event in LA was cancelled?

As a recent incomer to the Steel City, ShayP, I'm very alive to the oddities of the Yinzer tongue ('yinz' is no different to 'yooze' which you'll hear in NYC and also very commonly in my home town of Liverpool, England) but I've yet to hear anyone here pronounce 'powerful' even close to Joorch's 'purrurrfull'.

[ItsOver]

...Speaking of 'thudder', does anyone have skinny on why his live stage show event in LA was cancelled?...

Because enough folks suddenly realized listening to a moron wannabe lounge singer wasn't worth paying for?  Tommee knows LA.  LA knows Jorch.

[JesusJuice]

I hope Carla calls in tonight.

[Ciardelo]

Oh my favorite segment, "Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Willis" is on!

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Dave: "Chuck came in and asked 'How much do I owe you ?' "

George replies "Nun-Chuk"

What a dolt.  Blaaaah-ha-ha-ha. 

[NoMoreNoory]

We don't do politics. "Where's Willis?" Is this a new thing? Connie Willis, sounding drunk, drops in to "Heeeere's What's Happeneeen" from the Kentucky Trump rally after-party, enthusing about all sizes, shapes and colours, and declares there's 'a lot of uniting going on.'

[Zetaspeak]

Why am I not surprised the very famous and rich Chuck Berry gets stuff for free at Jorgs's store. But I am sure every struggling college kid will have to pay full price.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Myke is on ! Holy Shit. 

[Ciardelo]

The Annulusâ,,¢ Represent! Great job Mychael!

[Corona Kitty]

BOO!

[Ciardelo]

We don't do politics. "Where's Willis?" Is this a new thing? Connie Willis, sounding drunk, drops in to "Heeeere's What's Happeneeen" from the Kentucky Trump rally after-party, enthusing about all sizes, shapes and colours, and declares there's 'a lot of uniting going on.'

I don't listen every night, but he has done this at least once before with her. I forget where she was then.

[Ciardelo]

BOO!

Sounding great!

[mikuthing01]

The Annulusâ,,¢ Represent! Great job Mychael!

Is that the guy with a online tranny boyfriend that lives in his uncles house? Asking for mai waifu....

[PChirp]

We don't do politics. "Where's Willis?" Is this a new thing? Connie Willis, sounding drunk, drops in to "Heeeere's What's Happeneeen" from the Kentucky Trump rally after-party, enthusing about all sizes, shapes and colours, and declares there's 'a lot of uniting going on.'

Agree totally, Connie sounded a quite bit sloshed tonight during her 'reporting' on Trump's rally in Louisville.   

[zeebo]

I don't listen every night, but he has done this at least once before with her. I forget where she was then.

Yep she called in from a cave somewhere. 

[Ciardelo]

Why am I not surprised the very famous and rich Chuck Berry gets stuff for free at Jorgs's store. But I am sure every struggling college kid will have to pay full price.

Never let Jorch let a celebrity dying go to waste. He and Hoaxy have competitions on which dead celebrity was more of a "close friend." lol

[Corona Kitty]

Noory called Neil, Michael ..... it's begun.

[TigerLily]

Paahrfill.

This is one of the very few times where I'll actually defend Noory.  I believe his pronunciation of "powerful"  is due to the 'rust belt vernacular.'  Being from Pittsburgh I also suffer.  I've butchered a lot of words and didn't realize it until I started traveling and/or meeting new people, etc.  I still pronounce some things like a typical Yinzer. 

Iron is Ahrn.  Window is windah.  Wash is worsh.    Even using the word 'yinz' for 'you all'..  I've lost majority of my accent over the years yet still hang on to some of it when it comes to certain words or speech.

Noory, I think, is the same except it's part of a Detroit accent that he can't help.

However...Noory clearly butchers certain words regardless of a regional dialect.  Plus there are times where he won't even try to say them.  For example, cantapulnt for catapult, and of course the ever famous "FEB" instead of even attempting to say the whole word. 

I also suspect that he tries too hard to come up with profound responses on the fly but just can't do it, therefore screwing it up. 

I bet he's glad "Feb" is over. He doesn't even try to pronounce that one anymore. And I remember Syrett kept saying "Feb" to

[Ciardelo]

Whelp, I'm out folks, have a nice night.

[Ciardelo]

Noory called Neil, Michael ..... it's begun.

At http://www.michaeldecon.com/ That was a very graceful way of handling the whole EOD name thing. lol See y'all later.

[Corona Kitty]

At http://www.michaeldecon.com/ That was a very graceful way of handling the whole EOD name thing. lol See y'all later.

My best wishes to you.




www.michaeldecon.com

[Zetaspeak]

I don't feel like listening to another political show on the "we don't do politics" program. I might come back during shadow people segment if I haven't fallen a sleep.

Jorge loves talking politics but seem to forgot to mention his hero iand sources are confirmed liars over wiretaps. But he got important stuff like how many black people Connie saw at a Trump rally.