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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

ShayP

The website accredited to Mel Gibson, on C2C,  is actually a fan site.  Thought that was weird to begin with.    :-\

http://melgibsonsite.com/

ItsOver

Quote from: ShayP on March 06, 2017, 04:49:47 PM
The website accredited to Mel Gibson, on C2C,  is actually a fan site.  Thought that was weird to begin with.    :-\

http://melgibsonsite.com/
Maybe Jorch got played. :))

Quote from: ItsOver on March 06, 2017, 04:51:08 PM
Maybe Jorch got played. :))

Maybe so, for sure. Like some impersonator called his producers and those fools -- you know, the ones only having truth and exposing every wrongdoing know to man, making them the only ones with integrity -- bought it. No, all bookings and deals go through his agent -- listed as one Ed Limato of International Creative Management, from what I found out online.

"Coast" is still listing Mel Gibson as a "guest," even though he wasn't, on the "Coast" website. Yes, the listing of some nonofficial, non-affiliated and unauthorized "fan website" under Mel Gibson's "guest bio" is even more hilarious and inept. But maybe a future interview could occur.

But maybe Noory and his people get back, by airing one of Gibson's rants against his then-live in girlfriend. Who recorded the calls and turned them over to the media. Yes, we heard them years ago, his cursing bleeped out, on everything from news talk radio to sports-talk radio.

Maybe Noory will air some of Gibson's best bits tonight, instead? Just get on YouTube and find the jewels of "Mel Gibson rants" and wonder what we have missed by not having him on the air with George Noory. The "Mel Gibson Rant 2" is his best role to date! LOL! "You are a dishonest cunt," he screams, with no gray-area about how he views that woman.

The"Mel Gibson Rant 4" has another great jewel Gibson reply, after the woman tries to explain herself: "Because you just a using, f*cking whore! A gold-digging f*cking whore!" Wow, Mel, how do you really feel about that woman? Don't bite your tongue about it.
 

Rix Gins

It could also be a "canned" interview where a movie personality answers four or five questions on tape and then the tape is distributed to X number of radio stations.  Then the radio host "asks" the appropriate questions, which are then "answered" by playing back the pre-recorded tape.  They used to do this all the time back in the eighties and ninety's.

Quote from: Rix Gins on March 06, 2017, 06:20:28 PM
It could also be a "canned" interview where a movie personality answers four or five questions on tape and then the tape is distributed to X number of radio stations.  Then the radio host "asks" the appropriate questions, which are then "answered" by playing back the pre-recorded tape.  They used to do this all the time back in the eighties and ninety's.

Why doesn't Tommy bring out the Noory soundboard and have it ask the typical questions and make the typical comments.  And play Mel Gibson movie clips as responses.  Win-win, we get the Mel Gibson interview, and George Noory gets the night off.

Quote from: trostol on March 04, 2017, 06:23:18 PM
Noory sucks..but honestly i am impressed they got Mel

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on March 04, 2017, 07:18:05 PM
He hasn't been on yet

Quote from: Morgus on March 06, 2017, 03:59:39 PM
Hahaha, Mel Gibson got replaced by hypnotist Bruce Goldberg at the last minute... :D

ItsOver

Quote from: Rix Gins on March 06, 2017, 06:20:28 PM
It could also be a "canned" interview where a movie personality answers four or five questions on tape and then the tape is distributed to X number of radio stations.  Then the radio host "asks" the appropriate questions, which are then "answered" by playing back the pre-recorded tape.  They used to do this all the time back in the eighties and ninety's.
I hate those things.  It's like listening to Jorch do a Carnivora commercial.  How much immune modulation can we take.  ::)

ItsOver

Jorch still does cannibalism tonight.  That should be a trip.  Right up there with human mutilation.

Quote from: Rix Gins on March 06, 2017, 06:20:28 PM
It could also be a "canned" interview where a movie personality answers four or five questions on tape and then the tape is distributed to X number of radio stations.  Then the radio host "asks" the appropriate questions, which are then "answered" by playing back the pre-recorded tape.  They used to do this all the time back in the eighties and ninety's.

I remember George doing commercials like that for some kind of sketchy "luxury" resort time shares in Hawaii with Tanya Roberts and maybe Roseanne on C2C ten or fifteen years ago. I didn't know about the practice at the time, but they were edited so poorly it wasn't difficult to figure out what they were doing.


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 06, 2017, 07:12:50 PM
I remember George doing commercials like that for some kind of sketchy "luxury" resort time shares in Hawaii with Tanya Roberts and maybe Roseanne on C2C ten or fifteen years ago. I didn't know about the practice at the time, but they were edited so poorly it wasn't difficult to figure out what they were doing.

Then I'd listen to some other station and they'd have the same ad, but with that show's host responding to Tanya and Roseanne instead of Norry.  Everyone even did that better than the Snorge

Quote from: ItsOver on March 06, 2017, 06:37:05 PM
Jorch still does cannibalism tonight...

Does his mother know about this?  I bet she's PO'ed about Mel bowing out

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on March 06, 2017, 07:27:28 PM
Does his mother know about this?  I bet she's PO'ed about Mel bowing out
No doubt. She won't be cutting the crust off little Jorch's turkee sammiches anytime soon.

ItsOver

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 06, 2017, 07:12:50 PM
I remember George doing commercials like that for some kind of sketchy "luxury" resort time shares in Hawaii with Tanya Roberts and maybe Roseanne on C2C ten or fifteen years ago. I didn't know about the practice at the time, but they were edited so poorly it wasn't difficult to figure out what they were doing.
Man, were those awful.  Both Tanya and Rosanne drive me up the wall when they talk.  Definite winners of the Fran Drescher Finger Nails on a Chalkboard Voice award.  They make Jorch sound like Cary Grant.

bateman

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 06, 2017, 07:12:50 PM
I remember George doing commercials like that for some kind of sketchy "luxury" resort time shares in Hawaii with Tanya Roberts and maybe Roseanne on C2C ten or fifteen years ago. I didn't know about the practice at the time, but they were edited so poorly it wasn't difficult to figure out what they were doing.

Tahiti Village. I can still hear them.



Dr. MD MD


albrecht

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 06, 2017, 09:24:16 PM
Did the Mel interview already happen?
Gone from upcoming show listing, though apparently appears in "guest section." He sobered up or something, I guess. I was looking forward to Norry's nonsense and hopes of Mel going on some rants.


JesusJuice

Mel had to go to Boston. He will be rescheduled.

There you go.

Damn.  So disappointed that Mel cancelled but gotta respect him for bailing on Noory.

ItsOver



Jorch on Korea again.  "Sumptheen's gonna happen!  Write it on thuh Calender!"


ItsOver

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 06, 2017, 10:13:38 PM
Damn.  So disappointed that Mel cancelled but gotta respect him for bailing on Noory.
Ha!  I can just see Mel Googling "George Noory" and GNS is the first hit.  MV, has Mel signed-up yet?  Please post often, Mel.  We can wait until you get "back from Boston," though.  We'll count the years.

Zetaspeak

Quote from: ItsOver on March 06, 2017, 10:13:40 PM


Jorch on Korea again.  "Sumptheen's gonna happen!  Write it on thuh Calender!"

I did ... March 7 --------------- Dec 31 "Something   going to  happen! "


Dateline

Don't they have phone or cell service in Boston?

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 06, 2017, 10:19:34 PM
Mel made sure he had to go to Boston.
"Sorry, Jorch.  I have a headache and have to go to Boston."  Makes sense to me.


ItsOver

Quote from: Dateline on March 06, 2017, 10:22:15 PM
Don't they have phone or cell service in Boston?
Yeah, but maybe Jorch has been banned in Boston.  Mel knows Boston.

ItsOver

Quote from: Zetaspeak on March 06, 2017, 10:18:26 PM
I did ... March 7 --------------- Dec 31 "Something   going to  happen! "
Jorch is almost as good as Ed Dames.

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