George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Ciardelo]

Well he can always fall back on the classic generic script:

So how'd you get into all this movie-making stuff?
What's your number one favorite thing about movies?
What is it about movies that people like so much?
Has movie-making changed with all the technology, like what's in my smartphone?
How can people find your website/book about movies?

You forgot:

Mel, is it just me or are people acting really weird out there these days?

Garsh, Mel, is time speeding up?  It was just Feb, now it's Mar, already!  What deeeww yeeewww think?

Mel, how do yeeewww explain your success?  Could it be portals or are yeeewww an angel?

:cringe:

you fuckers.

are probably right. lol

[PChirp]

I've had several chronic maladies, pretty life-altering ones, for a long time.  So I've checked into the alt. route on multiple occasions. There are some unorthodox therapies worth trying, but alot of it imho is based on anecdotes and wishful thinking.  (Of course if anything had ever helped me I might think differently.)

Anyway I remember once, during one of several periods of desperation, consulting with an 'herbalist'.  I tried for several months his (rather expensive) supplements, with zero effects except perhaps a slightly green tint to my tongue.  When I went back to discuss, he informed me that, god-like, he realized he no longer even needed the herbs, he could just heal people by spiritually freeing them from 'energy blocks'. 

So, thus disillusioned, I went home, dumped the herbs, and proceded with my own nutritional plan .. a meat-lovers pizza washed down with a six-pack of cold beer.  Felt a bit better the next day.

Understand totally and do, in fact, know where you're coming from.  Alternative medicine has its place vs. that of your standard, run-of-the-mill allopathic therapies (obviously pharmaceuticals, for that's all that is taught) thrown at you by your physician.  Having spent mighty coin in doctor's visits and laboratory testing on my own malady, it appears as an endless money pit providing you with nothing but inconsequential medical 'documentation'.  My primary himself has said that I could spend years and thousands of dollars trying to diagnose a 'mystery' ailment. After all the $ and time investing on labs, appointments, advice, etc., I'm still left clueless.  I guess with the medical and biochemical background I've scholastically attained, Wallach still remains a vet.  Put more simply, I'd much rather accept the advice of a vet (if I had to) that wasn't in the 'game' or invested in making a buck selling herbs and vitamins for a buck (in the media) to the otherwise uneducated (and I don't mean than as an insult)---that's where I draw the line.  I think we'd both agree on that. Hell, acupuncture cured my mother's migraine headaches.  Is there something to this or was it really all in her head (no pun intended)?  I've no idea.  To each their own.  I was actually taught and instructed that dental surgery could be performed with hypnosis.  Who knows?  And between you and me, personally, what the hell is wrong with an occasional meat lover's pizza and a chilly six-pack?  That'll cure just about anything out there!   

[PB the Deplorable]

If Noory were smart he'd get Mel good and liquored up before the show and wait for the fireworks. Think of the publicity, Jorch...

I don't know, do we really want to hear Mel Gibson call Tommy ''Sugar Tits''?

[Ciardelo]

I don't know, do we really want to hear Mel Gibson call Tommy ''Sugar Tits''?

What question?

[zeebo]

...Having spent mighty coin in doctor's visits and laboratory testing on my own malady, it appears as an endless money pit providing you with nothing but inconsequential medical 'documentation'.  My primary himself has said that I could spend years and thousands of dollars trying to diagnose a 'mystery' ailment. After all the $ and time investing on labs, appointments, advice, etc., I'm still left clueless....

Oh I can relate to that, Chirps, trust me.  Very frustrating indeed.  My fave useless doctors' word is "idiopathic".  Hah, they put it in Latin so it sounds official, but just means "We don't know wtf is going on."  : 

[PChirp]

Oh I can relate to that, Chirps, trust me.  Very frustrating indeed.  My fave useless doctors' word is "idiopathic".  Hah, they put it in Latin so it sounds official, but just means "We don't know wtf is going on."  :

Indeed. 

[trostol]

Noory sucks..but honestly i am impressed they got Mel

[zeebo]

Noory sucks..but honestly i am impressed they got Mel

Don't be impressed until they get him back, after this interview. 

[ItsOver]

All it took was a few comments about meat lover's pizza and now I want a hot pepperoni one, with a nice cold beer in a frosty mug.  Funny how I never crave toomeric, Carnivora, or even beets after I hear about them

[ShayP]

All it took was a few comments about meat lover's pizza and now I want a hot pepperoni one, with a nice cold beer in a frosty mug.  Funny how I never crave toomeric, Carnivora, or even beets after I hear about them

You don't know what you're missing!   

[ItsOver]

You don't know what you're missing!   

Ha!  Just don't tell me you're hankering for some roasted Carnivora, medium rare.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory sucks..but honestly i am impressed they got Mel

He hasn't been on yet

[Dateline]

I have a beet question.  Does overdosing on beets make a person pee beet red, or it that just the monthly menstrual cycle? 

Ask that question to Norry, and I bet that his face will be beet red from embarrassment or just hot at the haters.

[aldousburbank]

I have a beet question.  Does overdosing on beets make a person pee beet red, or it that just the monthly menstrual cycle?

Beets me.

[Route 66]

Looking forward to Tuesday(for the Lyme segment, not the cannibalism, though I enjoy a steak once in a while).  I was diagnosed with Lyme disease and recently completed 3 weeks of antibiotics.  I felt like crap, no energy, swollen lymph nodes, mentally drained, and other weird symptoms like a tender roof of my mouth, stiff neck,  accidentally biting the inside of my mouth or my lip, etc.  I went all in, with vitamins, probiotics, a better diet, green smoothies, constantly sipped filtered water, infrared sauna Sweat's, Epsom salt soaks, etc.  I had two setbacks known as Herxheimer reactions but am almost all the way back, even played basketball & felt great. Lyme is bitch & will kick your ass for a while, but put in the work, keep positive & things usually work out OK eventually.

[ItsOver]

I have a beet question.  Does overdosing on beets make a person pee beet red, or it that just the monthly menstrual cycle? 

Ask that question to Norry, and I bet that his face will be beet red from embarrassment or just hot at the haters.

Heh.  I don't recommend being anywhere in the vicinity while I'm taking a leak, after I've eaten a healthy serving of asparagus.  Anyone else have that affliction?  Whewwee.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/314722.php

[AvDaBr]

Back when I actually gave a crap what I ate I consumed raw beets from time to time.  It does color your urine, but it's more pink than red. 

[AvDaBr]

If a cannibal ate Stephen Hawking would that make him a vegetarian?

[zeebo]

Looking forward to Tuesday(for the Lyme segment, not the cannibalism, though I enjoy a steak once in a while).  I was diagnosed with Lyme disease and recently completed 3 weeks of antibiotics.  I felt like crap, no energy, swollen lymph nodes, mentally drained, and other weird symptoms like a tender roof of my mouth, stiff neck,  accidentally biting the inside of my mouth or my lip, etc.  I went all in, with vitamins, probiotics, a better diet, green smoothies, constantly sipped filtered water, infrared sauna Sweat's, Epsom salt soaks, etc.  I had two setbacks known as Herxheimer reactions but am almost all the way back, even played basketball & felt great. Lyme is bitch & will kick your ass for a while, but put in the work, keep positive & things usually work out OK eventually.

That is a heavy one to contend with.  Good to hear you're recovering. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Back when I actually gave a crap what I ate I consumed raw beets from time to time.  It does color your urine, but it's more pink than red.

And a purple turd

[AvDaBr]

And a purple turd

Ha, forgot that.  Turds aren't terribly difficult to color.  Lots and lots of Crunch Berries yield a purplish tint.  Just eat lots of powdered donuts and see what comes out. 

[PChirp]

Lots and lots of Crunch Berries yield a purplish tint...

Crunch berries rule!  Can't remember a 'purple turd', as I'd claim that as a religious experience, but I ate those like a MF'er during my formative years.  If I'd had shat a said 'purple turd' in my childhood years, would that make me a messiah of some sort?  I recall them being a bright red in color but I guess times have changed (the 'berries' that is).  Asking for a friend.   

[Dr. MD MD]

Crunch berries rule!  Can't remember a 'purple turd', as I'd claim that as a religious experience, but I ate those like a MF'er during my formative years.  If I'd had shat a said 'purple turd' in my childhood years, would that make me a messiah of some sort?  I recall them being a bright red in color.  Asking for a friend.   

Mmm...they were good! I actually bought a box a while back in a bout of nostalgia and was a little let down. The berries don't taste the same as I remember. Probably some effort to make them healthier. I also notice they don't put prizes in boxes of cereal anymore so I figure there must've been some legal ruling about exploiting kids or something.

[Jackstar]

I also notice they don't put prizes in boxes of cereal anymore

Hillary deleted all the prizes.

[AvDaBr]

Crunch berries rule!  Can't remember a 'purple turd', as I'd claim that as a religious experience, but I ate those like a MF'er during my formative years.  If I'd had shat a said 'purple turd' in my childhood years, would that make me a messiah of some sort?  I recall them being a bright red in color but I guess times have changed (the 'berries' that is).  Asking for a friend.   

You just didn't eat enough.     The purplish tint isn't overly obvious, but when you wipe....  I'm wondering how much turmeric it would take to make a golden turd.
For the record, I liked Crunch Berries better when they were all red.

[PB the Deplorable]

Jorch has asked we rename this The George Noory Purple Turd Thread

[Dr. MD MD]

Hillary deleted all the prizes.

It's just another reason why I hate her with the white hot passion of a thousand suns! 

[AvDaBr]

Jorch has asked we rename this The George Noory Purple Turd Thread

Where's a picture of Hillary in that purple dress?

[PChirp]

Mmm...they were good! I actually bought a box a while back in a bout of nostalgia and was a little let down. The berries don't taste the same as I remember. Probably some effort to make them healthier. I also notice they don't put prizes in boxes of cereal anymore so I figure there must've been some legal ruling about exploiting kids or something.

Trust me, there's NOTHING healthier regarding crunch berries.  The fact that they're NOT putting 'prizes' in cereal anymore is a damn crime.  I got 12 (twelve) parachute men in a Cookie Crisp box as a child (due to manufacturer error).  Needless to say, the family was appalled.  I cannot recall another sugar cereal purchased in our household after this (miraculous) event. 

[21st Century Man]

Hillary deleted all the prizes.

Who killed Jackstar?