George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

Who killed Jackstar?

Maybe he ran off with Richard Simmons.

[Dateline]

Oh, the corruption of Bellgab.  Sugar Tits, I cannot get it out of my mind.  I see little windmills on the ending.  STD, Sugar Tits Douchemeister. 

And, now a new act at "George Norry Live, streaming  with STD, with the stage name, Sugar Teets. 

[diowulf]

George's latest woo-woo energy healer/whatever says whenever she's feeling the bad vibes she shifts her attention away from "the negativity", and breathes out "seeds of love".  Got it?  Ok I expect you all to use this while listening to C2C.

Can't wait to tune in! Sounds classhic!

[diowulf]

can there be any doubt nefarious forces caused the mysterious phone disconnectios when Annie called in? Also, noticed George and his guest totally ignored the caller who claimed to have figured out the real reason women menstruate...confirmation that she is on to something is the fact she was able to get through tonight, of all nights, after 30 yrs. of listening. Geez, something strange is happening!

Oh boy...I have to go back and catch that one!!

[diowulf]

Too many good comments. Looks like I missed some good shows & callers. Mel Gibson Monday, can't wait. 

[Dateline]

Did I really just see this on Amazon?  Norry to have a new cookbook out for release on Black Friday.  He is setting in the same position that he sits on "Mad As Hell."  Everything on the book cover is black cherry red.  The name of his new cookbook will be "Beet My Meat", subtitled all of the beetutiful ways to make your meats and other main course meals, even snacks to eat listening with Coast, more appetizing and healthy. 

There will be vignettes included from the good docs, you all know who that is.  It looks like he will be making some guest appearance on the Food Channel and on it goes. . .

[Here We Go Again]

The dunce George Noory's plan for the scheduled Mel Gibson interview. Noory may forget Gibson is appearing solely to promote his current film, "Hacksaw Ridge," and not trying to "add another Hollywood wannbe, hanger-on" to his existing woes.

It may just go off topic quickly, knowing Noory, and end up something like this, in all its glory:
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"Mel, when can I come over to your house and take pictures of us together so I can post them online to prove we're buddies?"
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"Mel, was 'Mad Max' a real person?"
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"Mel, I understand you were born in America, but grew up in Austria [Australia]. Is that why you talk funny? Have you ever seen a kangaroo? Does that place really have talking Koalas to greet tourists, or was that airline commercial years ago just making it up?"
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"Mel, I understood that when the Australian-made film 'Mad Max' [1979] was released in the United States, the actors' lines had to be re-dubbed by American voice-over performers because test audiences couldn't understand their English dialect. Are American audiences dumb?, or that they can't understand because they don't know English themselves?"
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"Mel, I heard you make anti-Semitic comments after your DWI arrest. You grew up in Austria, right? Isn't that where Adolph Hitler was from?"
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"Mel, now that we lured you into coming on the program, do you mind if I cling to you as some Hollywood hanger-on as I've done to ever other celebrity fool enough to appear on my program?"
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"Mel, you know, I'm an actor, too. I was so good at it in high school. I can relate to you, because I know what it takes in that business."
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"Mel, knowing you are from Austria [Australia], can you tell me why those people drive on the wrong side of the road and the cars are set up backwards from us? It's amazing."
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"Mel, why is Austria [Australia] called 'The Land Down Under?' Why it is under? Does that mean we are over? I don't believe in coincidences. Maybe someone is hiding something."
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"Mel, is it true that Austria [Australia] is the only continent that's a single nation? What about the country of Africa? Or the country of Europe? Don't those count? I don't get it."
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"Mel, I saw you in some war movie from Austria [Australia] years ago. It was 'Attack Force D" ['Attack Force Z'; 1981]. Gosh, did Australians really fight in World War Two? Were they really in the Pacific against the Japanese? Or was that just made up? You were very good in 'The Bridge on the River Kwai,' by the way."
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"Mel, when will you get me a part in your next movie? Or can I just show up on set to interfere with everyone and act like I know better?"
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"Mel, let's keep in touch. Now that we have your private number, I'll be calling to annoy you because I don't know any better."

[pigeon wing]

This show is unlistenable.

[Here We Go Again]

This show is unlistenable.

Looks like the carrier pigeon carrying messages nailed it. Using acronyms to keep from weighing down the bird and confusing our opponents who may intercept it, we get: "TSIU. GNS," for our code readers to interpret. Which we know states: "This show is unlisternable [sic]. George Noory sucks." 

[Philosopher]

Does anyone know if Morgus ever paid back his $85,000 hotel bill he stuck George Noory with?

[ItsOver]

LOL.  Love the possible Jorch meets Mel Nooryisms.  Jorch has nowhere to go but up.  Wait... what the hell am I saying.  This is Dave Noorie were talking about.  He has nowhere to go but to his butt.

[ItsOver]

"Mel, I'd like to personally invite yeeewww to one of my "Lunch with Jorch" events.  They're selling out fast, but I'll have Tommee squease yeeewww in.  Tommee knows LA.  No charge, just 'cause that's the kind of guy I am.  Water's on me!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh, the corruption of Bellgab.  Sugar Tits, I cannot get it out of my mind.  I see little windmills on the ending.  STD, Sugar Tits Douchemeister. 

And, now a new act at "George Norry Live, streaming  with STD, with the stage name, Sugar Teets.

During his infamous 2006 drunk driving arrest rant, Mel Gibson asked the female cop on the scene:  ''what are you looking at, sugar tits?''

Which is one of the better lines to come out of Hollywood in recent years

[Zetaspeak]

Noory on South Korea actions today. "Something is going to happen there. That's my prediction"  Some deep analysis  there Jorge

[nooryisawesome]

Noory on South Korea actions today. "Something is going to hapoen there. That's my prediction"  Some deep analysis  there Jorge

Sumphin is happenin!

[loveslibraries]

Does anyone know if Morgus ever paid back his $85,000 hotel bill he stuck George Noory with?

Oh, so that's why George hauled off and slugged him in the studio that one time??

[loveslibraries]

This show is unlistenable.

Did the actor show up?  How did it go?  I lost power and couldn't hear.

[michio]

Career caller, Gomer Pyle, almost gave himself an aneurysm talking about 666.

The schedule for tomorrow night's show is conspicuously absent mention of Mel Gibson. I thought he was supposed to be the first hour guest for Mar 6, but now meth-talker Bruce Goldberg is scheduled for the first half.

[NoMoreNoory]

Career caller, Gomer Pyle, almost gave himself an aneurysm talking about 666.

The schedule for tomorrow night's show is conspicuously absent mention of Mel Gibson. I thought he was supposed to be the first hour guest for Mar 6, but now meth-talker Bruce Goldberg is scheduled for the first half.

Ha! C2C app still says Mel. Website says Goldberg.

[NoMoreNoory]

Meanwhile, this from last night:

'Tell me about the title, Decoding 666: The Number Of The Beast, because I love titles of books, and I oweez ask the authors "How did you get the title?". Sometimes the publisher picks it, but tell me about yours.'
George Noory, aged 5

[ItsOver]

Sumphin is happenin!

Ha!  That was my first thought when I heard Jorch's latest "daring" prediction.



"Sumptheens going to happeen!"  NSJ.

[ItsOver]

Ha! C2C app still says Mel. Website says Goldberg.

Hmmmm.  Maybe Mel discovered GNS on BG.  Praise MV.

[loveslibraries]

Ha!  That was my first thought when I heard Jorch's latest "daring" prediction.



"Sumptheens going to happeen!"  NSJ.

That's great!

Guess my C2C days were mixed up.  Takes a long time to view each schedule page on this old tablet.  Everything takes forever.

I would do better with more work.  Anyone here from south of Seattle and north of Kent?   Networking is always fine but now it's do or die.  I could private message you.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

During his infamous 2006 drunk driving arrest rant, Mel Gibson asked the female cop on the scene:  ''what are you looking at, sugar tits?''

Which is one of the better lines to come out of Hollywood in recent years

You incurable romantic! Who says chivalry is dead?

[PaulAtreides]

During his infamous 2006 drunk driving arrest rant, Mel Gibson asked the cop on the scene:  ''what are you looking at, sugar tits?''

I didn't know Art Bell had been a cop.

[Here We Go Again]

I was so looking forward to hearing George Noory -- the well-known, Hollywood failure hanger-on who hangs out at Los Angeles restaurants and attempts to impose himself on celebrities -- having Mel Gibson on the program.

According to the schedule for tonight, it appears Gibson "Caught The Katie" and won't be on the program. Although the "Coast" website still lists him as a "guest," then foolishly links him to some "unofficial, unauthorized "Mel Gibson" website.

What happened? Was it that "Coast" promised him payment for his appearance?, then found out Premiere Networks refused that request? Or was it that Gibson was aware of that "Hollywood hanger-on" radio idiot with the bad hairpiece who will force himself on celebrities if they are fool enough to grant an interview?

Maybe they learned Mr. Gibson's time is money. OK. A two-hour interview will be $120,000 -- paid upfront. Can't pay? Then go get f*cked. Is that what happened, all?

All we know is tonight's schedule appears to have been "revised" and what "Coast" lists, Mel Gibson won't be a guest, although the fools still list him as so. Including a link to Gibson's website which isn't his website, for crying out loud. Great to see Noory and his people have their act in gear!

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/gibson-mel/85162
   

[Morgus]

Hahaha, Mel Gibson got replaced by hypnotist Bruce Goldberg at the last minute...

[albrecht]

Hahaha, Mel Gibson got replaced by hypnotist Bruce Goldberg at the last minute...

I was looking forward to many Norryisms and brags with Mel and attempt to ingratiate himself into the Hollywood set. Too bad. I'll bet Norry confronted him at a restaurant, airport, or somewhere and Mel said "yeah, I'll come on your show" while frantically waving to security guards or seeking an escape plan. Then, the next morning and he sobered up he shuttered about the freakish episode with a guy who looks like an undertaker and slowly he recalls what excuse he used and quickly calls his agent to put the kibosh on it.

Instead we get the dentist-cum-psychic who thinks Norry will be a radio host named Dexter Monterrey in the 22nd century.

[Dateline]

There is not a mention of Mel Gibson, such as will be rescheduled at a later date, picked up by a swat team, anything.

I call the interview FAKE news.

[ItsOver]

There is not a mention of Mel Gibson, such as will be rescheduled at a later date, picked up by a swat team, anything.

I call the interview FAKE news.

Typical Noory.  Typical PremRat.  It'll be interesting to see if Jorch says anything tonight or just plays dumb, err, I mean is his usual self.