George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

More phone problems. I have never seen a radio show with such consistent inability to keep a caller connected. Seriously, this is almost every show. Must be the worst in all of radio. This fake physicist can't figure out which phone to call on.

[GravitySucks]

Yes, the hidden "jewel" in the U.S. English language. Supposedly adopted officially in 1923 as the word sanfu, meaning a situation of chaos and disorder. Supposedly an acronym introduced by American troops in Europe during World-War One. Especially before the use of radio and carrier pigeons were used to carry messages. Writers developed acronyms to keep from weighing down the birds. Supposedly, our now accepted word "snafu" stands for: "Situation Normal All F*cked Up." SNAFU.

You would think if he was in the Navy he would know it was SNAFU

[NoMoreNoory]

I'm back! Been wandering in another dimension with Sardondi. Just fell back through the portal to find Joorch still sucking and losing his guest. Plus ça change.....
What always stands out with these occasions are his inability to improvise for a few minutes like a proper broadcaster. He goes into a flat panic - actually asked someone to 'roll a tape' - and always manages to make the guest feel it was his/her fault.
Along with the 'SNUFA', I've also marked these gems tonight.
'It happens more times than you count on your hands, fingers and toes.'
and
'It raises more questions than you can muster.' (a grammatical impossibility, surely)

And - oops! - he's lost him again and some doofus is asking Joorch if Mary was Jesus' mother. Oh dear.

JN(still)S

[Ciardelo]

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Thanks for sharing! Keep coming back!

[ItsOver]

...'It happens more times than you count on your hands, fingers and toes.'...

and hind legs.  Yes, Jorch actually mentioned his "hind legs" one time. 

[NoMoreNoory]

and hind legs.  Yes, Jorch actually mentioned his "hind legs" one time. 

Kicking chairs over with them, as I recall.

[ItsOver]

Kicking chairs over with them, as I recall.

Ha!  Paperboy even did an "Eye Pad" of Jorch with his "hind legs," as I recall. 

[zeebo]

"I mean, the Big Bang... (sighs) I just can't get my head around it! How can something, start from nothing? I mean, c'mon!"

Yes, George, we know.. God did it.

How many times has this played out exactly like this?  It's like a kid asking why the sky is blue over and over until he just gets plopped down in front of cartoons to distract him. 

[zeebo]

Hysterical that night he saw some "Star Wars" movies and concocted his own theory that the filmmakers must have some "inside information" we fail to see. How the characters have all these sophisticated space vehicles, but live in simple, primitive dwellings. The "Noory Theory" is that -- implied -- it should tell us something: The further the technology advances, the simpler people will live. Noory may think he's "on to something."...

As an amateur scholar of Noory Theory, I appreciate this latest gem, and will add it to my research notes.  I hope to connect the dots and see how it fits into others such as:

"This universe didn't just happen, it just doesn't make sense! Someone must have planned it!"
"How were the pyramids built?  They didn't have that technology, they must have had help!"
"Why are people acting so crazy lately?  Something is going on here!"
"I think coincidences are trying to tell us something.  I really do!"
"I don't like clowns.  There's just something wrong about clowns!"

[Dr. MD MD]

As an amateur scholar of Noory Theory, I appreciate this latest gem, and will add it to my research notes.  I hope to connect the dots and see how it fits into others such as:

"This universe didn't just happen, it just doesn't make sense! Someone must have planned it!"
"How were the pyramids built?  They didn't have that technology, they must have had help!"
"Why are people acting so crazy lately?  Something is going on here!"
"I think coincidences are trying to tell us something.  I really do!"
"I don't like clowns.  There's just something wrong about clowns!"

Yep, that about covers any of his response to any topic or question. 

[ItsOver]

As an amateur scholar of Noory Theory, I appreciate this latest gem, and will add it to my research notes.  I hope to connect the dots and see how it fits into others such as:

"This universe didn't just happen, it just doesn't make sense! Someone must have planned it!"
"How were the pyramids built?  They didn't have that technology, they must have had help!"
"Why are people acting so crazy lately?  Something is going on here!"
"I think coincidences are trying to tell us something.  I really do!"
"I don't like clowns.  There's just something wrong about clowns!"

I heard Jorch rambling about seeing the snow covered mountains in Boulder, CO and how something that beautiful had to be created just for us to appreciate.  Yes, Jorch, the mountains on many, many untold planets through out the universe were created just for you to appreciate, even though you can't see them.

Jorch must be a hoot for Tommy to listen to during one of his drunken late night ramblings at the IHOP.  Such breath-taking insight, I'm sure.  "Tommee... just think.  These smiley face pancakes were created just for me!"

[ItsOver]

How many times has this played out exactly like this?  It's like a kid asking why the sky is blue over and over until he just gets plopped down in front of cartoons to distract him.

"Daddy Fanthorpe, tell me the bedtime story about Spring-heeled Jack again!"

[NoMoreNoory]

Do you mean this?



http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message3251168/pg31


Sounds interesting. Come on. Let's do some digging.

This? (From leagle.com)

NOORY v. GRACE

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No. ED 93367.
317 S.W.3d 98 (2010)

George R. NOORY, Respondent, v. Gini G. GRACE, Appellant.

Missouri Court of Appeals, Eastern District, Division Four.

May 11, 2010.

Motion for Rehearing and/or Transfer to Supreme Court Denied June 29, 2010.

Application for Transfer Denied August 31, 2010.

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Attorney(s) appearing for the Case

Gini G. Grace, Symsonia, KY, pro se.

David M. Fedder, Hannah L. Preston, St. Louis, MO, for Respondent.

Before KURT S. ODENWALD, P.J., GEORGE W. DRAPER, III, and GARY M. GAERTNER, JR., JJ.

ORDER

PER CURIAM.

Gini G. Grace (hereinafter, "Grace") appeals pro se from the trial court's judgment entering a full order of protection against her pursuant to the Adult Abuse Act, Sections 455.010 through 455.090 RSMo (Cum.Supp.2006) for stalking George R. Noory (hereinafter, "Noory"). Grace raises five points on appeal. Grace's first two points claim the trial court abused its discretion in failing to grant her a continuance because she was not afforded a reasonable opportunity to defend herself and her oral motion for a continuance was proper. In her third
[317 S.W.3d 99]
point, Grace challenges the sufficiency of the evidence to sustain the trial court's judgment. In her fourth point, Grace claims the trial court abused its discretion when it permitted Noory to give perjured testimony and subsequently relied upon that testimony as a basis for its judgment. Finally, Grace argues the trial court failed to designate the relationship of the parties on the judgment, rendering it invalid. Both parties filed motions seeking sanctions on appeal, which are denied.

We have reviewed the briefs of the parties, the legal file, and transcript on appeal. No error of law appears. An extended opinion reciting the detailed facts and restating the principles of law would have no precedential value. We have, however, provided a memorandum opinion for the use of the parties only, setting forth the reasons for our decision. The trial court's judgment is affirmed pursuant to Rule 84.16(b).

[Kidnostad3]

"Daddy Fanthorpe, tell me the bedtime story about Spring-heeled Jack again!"

This kind of thing has come to be expected of Jorch but last night he told us that LTGEN MCASTER is the new National Security Advisor.  He never bothers to go back and correct himself.

[ShayP]

As an amateur scholar of Noory Theory, I appreciate this latest gem, and will add it to my research notes.  I hope to connect the dots and see how it fits into others such as:

...

"I think coincidences are trying to tell us something.  I really do!"

...

But George doesn't believe in coincidences.   

It seems he can't keep up with his own bullshit.

[ItsOver]

But George doesn't believe in coincidences.   

It seems he can't keep up with his own bullshit.

Jorch is the ultimate random bullshit generator.

[Dateline]

The paranormal rumor mill is that Norry also had one filed against him by that person, so there was a reciprocal filing.

[Dateline]

There was also in the paranormal rumor mill that Norry had a team of lawyers, and that poor women had to represent herself.  Also it is rumored that Norry perjured himself on the stand, thus and for the women having to represent herself, she was legally gang banged, it was appealed. 

[Dateline]

It was also rumored that she was stalked, harrassed and abused by Norry and company at a conference.  When she confronted them after the conference the lawyers turned everything around on her to cover their arses.

[paladin1991]

  You really can't get any more entertaining, informative overnight radio these days.   

No.  No, you can't.

[PChirp]

No.  No, you can't.

Agree.  Totally.

[zeebo]

But George doesn't believe in coincidences.   

It seems he can't keep up with his own bullshit.

You have to understand the Duality of the Noory Mind.  It's like physics, or, something.  Things can be true and false simultaneously depending on 1) who the guest is 2) which supplement ad is coming up next and 3) whether it's turkee sammich or pizza rolls for lunch today.

[zeebo]

Jorch is the ultimate random bullshit generator.

You haven't heard of the new IBM Hoagie version 19.5.

[Morgus]

How many times has this played out exactly like this?  It's like a kid asking why the sky is blue over and over until he just gets plopped down in front of cartoons to distract him.

Good idea - plop Noory down in front of an old TV playing his favorites as a kid: Fireball XL5 and Clutch Cargo... 

[ShayP]

Good idea - plop Noory down in front of an old TV playing his favorites as a kid: Fireball XL5 and Clutch Cargo... 

Figured I'd finally check out this Clutch Cargo.   For those that haven't...enjoy.     (just over 1 minute long sample)


https://youtu.be/6MHg1-mpcUY

[zeebo]

LMH on Thurs.  ... Topic:  Is the universe a simulation?  Bring on some high strangeness in the matrix, Linda.   

[Dr. MD MD]

LMH on Thurs.  ... Topic:  Is the universe a simulation?  Bring on some high strangeness in the matrix, Linda.   

I wouldn't mind getting up to some high strangeness in her matrix. 

[zeebo]

^^ Dude that pic of her with the pyramids is like 30 years old.    That said, my fondness for Linda transcends space and time.

[Robert]

As an amateur scholar of Noory Theory, I appreciate this latest gem, and will add it to my research notes.  I hope to connect the dots and see how it fits into others such as:

"This universe didn't just happen, it just doesn't make sense! Someone must have planned it!"
"How were the pyramids built?  They didn't have that technology, they must have had help!"
"Why are people acting so crazy lately?  Something is going on here!"
"I think coincidences are trying to tell us something.  I really do!"
"I don't like clowns.  There's just something wrong about clowns!"

You ought to program a Noory simulator.  Then see if his employer's willing to replace him w a machine.

[NoMoreNoory]

'Call with your stories of end of life stories.'