George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[KnyeGuy]

You can bet that Noory would let a caller read the whole Book of Revelation if they were inclined to do so. He lets the hypochondriacs drone on forever too. He'll interrupt the intriguing and non-repetitive (not concerning old hags) calls from smart folks, though. Count on it.

Yeah, no doubt indeed... George is always looking for show filler and ALWAYS disconnecting any really interesting guests.
LOL I forgot about the whole Hag syndrome fascination of his. He REALLY stretched that topic out.
Everything in his microcosm boils down to the explanation of :1) Angels; 2) the old hag ; 3) Parallel dimensions.

He must have stock in that stuff. I can see him unloading it on unwary customers at medicine shows in his past life in the Old West.

George Noory, snake-oil extraordinaire!

[EvB]

I actually love this song - and was told by an old-time DJ that it was based on Billy Graham's early career (and of all the pop-clergy out there- he seems the most sane to me)

Still, what you said about Noory brought it to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEv0qWi_AeE

[EvB]

George Voice: "It never would have happened without that fascinating dog. How did Darwin sail on a Beagle?"

This is MY bed dammit and ain't nobody gonna use it to go sailing!

Signed:  Barkley ~  The Boogie-Woogie-Beagle-Boy-of-Family-B

[mrsthursday]

Did anyone else hear GN comment on a cryptonews item about a women who shot and killed herself on her first visit to a gun range?
".....she'd committed suicide before...."

My husband swears he heard GN say that.

[EvB]

Did anyone else hear GN comment on a cryptonews item about a women who shot and killed herself on her first visit to a gun range?
".....she'd committed suicide before...."

My husband swears he heard GN say that.

Never heard it - but not heard to believe.  ;

[xpmark12]

When in San Bernardino be sure and visit the "George Snoory School of Radio Broadcasting and Dominatrix Training".It's located in a blighted area of  downtown, a two story brick building built in the 1930's and in bad need of demolition.On the roof is the large neon sign,"George Snoory School of Radio Broadcasting and Dominatrix Training".The "S" in Snoory blinks on and off.

[Marc.Knight]

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[MV/Liberace!]

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HOLY SHIT this is frightening!!! and brilliant!!

[hitfan]

I used to listen to Art Bell about 10-11 years ago.  After Noory took over I thought he was OK and I actually listened religiously every night about 3 years ago when I got a job at night.

Now, I can't stand to listen to the show.  I'm not sure what happened, but if someone could locate some older episodes I'm certain that GN wasn't so bad a few years ago?

What made me start to 'hate' GN was when the UFO Phil song became a regular staple on Friday nights.  The only time I listen now is on Saturday and Sunday night.

[Marc.Knight]

I agree with you.  I haved noted before that old Noory used to be at least interesting as the Night Hawk.  I now theorize that he hates his work, and the format of the show.  Perhaps psychologically, his dislike for the job comes through as continuous errors, and a deep sense that he doesn't care.

[PB the Deplorable]

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[Supernormal]

Hmmm... 'Acid Radio'.  That would explain some things. 
'.... wow... I just heard George's mustache changing colors... then it melted off... bitchin'....

You sound like the guest who took a trip through the Amazon. He took some hallucinogenic drugs that I can't even spell or pronounce.

George Voice: "Who *was* the creature from Jekyll Island? Mr. Hyde?"

[PB the Deplorable]

You sound like the guest who took a trip through the Amazon. He took some hallucinogenic drugs that I can't even spell or pronounce.

The one that met the Green Goddess?

George:  'They have designer salad dressing in the Amazon jungle?

[PB the Deplorable]

George Voice: "Who *was* the creature from Jekyll Island? Mr. Hyde?"

George (follow up):  'One thing I've always wondered, how do Islands stay afloat anyway?

[PB the Deplorable]

'Ol Bloodhound Noory is really on this one. 

He just found out those scoundrels at the bank are loaning his money out, instead of keeping it in a separate pile in the basement with his name on it.

Good thing he's got Lionel Fanthorpe, the world's greatest storyteller, on during the last half hour, he'll need the break...

[Supernormal]

The one that met the Green Goddess?

George:  'They have designer salad dressing in the Amazon jungle?

I don't recall him mentioning an emerald chick, but he said that he communicated with some kind of reptilian entity when he took some ayahuasca (probably botched that one) in the rainforest. The guest spoke with an English accent.

[KnyeGuy]

Yeah I think that Noory has gotten much worse than when he first filled in and then took over C2C.
He was never quite cut out for C2C period, but honestly I swear that I remember him being alot more competent in the first year or two.
I know many people on here will say that he's always sucked as bad as now... but like you said hitfan, I'm sure a comparison between the 2002/2003 shows and present day would reveal a fairly big difference.

[Supernormal]

Cecil Rhodes, who started the Round Table groups, might be the grandpa of the modern version of supranational organizations. I agree with some of the guest's views, although I draw the line at FEMA camps and killer vaccines.

Lionel Fanthorpe will be on next, and this prompts me to ask a question to anybody who cares to reply. What are the odds that Noory will ask him to tell the same stories he tells each time he comes on the show?

[Supernormal]

Predictions For Lionel Fanthorpe:

Springheeled Jack
green children
buried treasure
moving headstones
English vampire
devil's footprints

Let's see if he tells a story that he never told in the past.

[Supernormal]

Predictions For Lionel Fanthorpe:

Springheeled Jack
green children
buried treasure
moving headstones
English vampire
devil's footprints

Let's see if he tells a story that he never told in the past.

He's mentioned the Roman soldier imprints and phenomenonology on a past show too, which I'll put under "a couple other things". BTW, why does Noory keep laughing at things, in a fake/strange way, for no discernible reason?

[PB the Deplorable]

BTW, why does Noory keep laughing at things, in a fake/strange way, for no discernible reason?

Because he doesn't really have a sense of humor, or more precisely, have a sense of what is normally considered funny - he at least realizes this and tries to anticipate what he should be laughing at.  Of course no one in that situation will get it right.

Just now the guest started laughing, and after a brief pause, George joined in. 


George just now:  'Can't let you get away without mentioning the Green Children...'

[HAL 9000]

This DVD is a compilation of George Noory news items featuring dead and badly injured children.  These incredible news stories have been carefully hand selected by George himself from 'Coast to Coast With George Noory' news items, and cover the entire period George has hosted Coast.  These sickening and uncomfortable news items have proven to be a very popular feature with many of the most loyal of George's fans, and we want to give you the opportunity to own your personal copy of these fascinating DVD's.

Truly, if anyone has specific information as to date and approximate time of the show (generally I realize it's during the first few minutes of the show), that you have dead babies/mutilated children stories in his show, I'd be very interested in producing a compilation "audio" full of examples. Would be much simpler if I had some specific help, rather than me scan random shows.

Of course, I'll share the entire project with whomever desires it, including probably Premiere Radio, which might be interested in his perverse obsession.



Addendum: I'd like to thank publicly acknowledge those for their personal help " behind the scenes" in providing valuable information. This also goes toward anyone else I may have missed in mentioning, despite your immense help in public or private communications. Your correspondence is greatly appreciated. I must include those, who have chosen for personal reasons, to never post here again, yet I remain in contact.

All your comments are strictly confidential, as I would summarily expect mine to be, though in real life, it doesn't always work out that way, does it Sandy?

In summary, I'd like to consider myself honorable, and willing to help those with problems with no fee involved... I'm here for free should the need arise, and I don't charge $250/hour per session, including email requests.

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[Supernormal]

Predictions For Lionel Fanthorpe:
green children
devil's footprints

Ding! Ding!

Noory just mentioned "Twas The Night Before Christmas".

Noory: "The holiday is fast approaching!"

[Supernormal]

Because he doesn't really have a sense of humor, or more precisely, have a sense of what is normally considered funny - he at least realizes this and tries to anticipate what he should be laughing at.  Of course no one in that situation will get it right.

Just now the guest started laughing, and after a brief pause, George joined in. 


George just now:  'Can't let you get away without mentioning the Green Children...'

I think you're right. A second explanation is that he reads and/or surfs the web while the guest talks. That might be why he laughs at inappropriate times (shrug). I also noticed that he *doesn't* laugh at many obviously funny comments.

I think that Fanthorpe told the stories about the green children and strange footprints each time that he appeared on the show. I'm surprised that Noory didn't ask him to tell the tale of Springheeled Jack. He's like a kid who asks you to read the same book to him for the zillionth time. He does this with other guests, for that matter.

[valdez]

     So the Federal Reserve  is bad because why?  Two hours of G. Edward Griffin (july 28) and George  talking about the Rockerfellas, an island off the Georgia coast, secrecy, and how our money is backed by nothing and I still don't see the harm in any of it.  As far as I'm concerned the U.S. dollar is backed by Predator Drone Missiles and as long as they're accepted at Wal-Mart I don't give a hoot.
     But somewhere in New Oleans there is a nursing home with a drunken, heroin addicted Dr Morgus wondering why his good friend George has stopped calling, and that would be because George has found a new best friend in Lionel Fanthorpe, The World's Greatest Story Teller.  Although he sounded a bit under the weather, that didn't stop George from forcing him to tell a bunch of lame tales, but the one I really wanted to hear was the one about the once great radio show that was run into the ground by the Halfwit from St. Louis.

[mikemcc]

...I've often wondered how Noory was chosen over an Ian or an Art Bell type personality that can really entertain a late night radio audience with unconventional topics and call-in guests that aren't prescreened. Someone on another forum suggested it was a corporate agenda driven selection by Clear Channel that is by nature right-wing conservative Christian. Well that may be, but at some point these religion themed shows reach the threshold of becoming the one thing a radio show doesn't want, boring. If George is a one-trick pony his audience of millions and millions is going to shrink and change until it consists of a narrow niche Sunday school group of listeners...
         

I most emphatically agree. I was listening to an Art Bell show on the streamer that Michael so generously provides and it is hard to believe there could be such a difference between two radio interviewers. I have heard George interview hard science-based guests before and he is completely out of his league; he has no basis to engage in conversation with these folks. But Art's show was just great. His questions were very intelligent and always on-topic; moreover, there were no leaps from interesting topics to pre-formulated questions such as, "Tell me, where can listeners get your book?" (I have no problem with a question such as this -- I only have a problem when that question interrupts an important or interesting conversation thread. And George does that ALL the time.) Art's questions led to an interesting and entertaining program. It was also educational; when I got done listening to this show with a very articulate woman who is a physicist -- sorry, I can't remember her name -- I actually felt like I knew more about quantum physics than I did going in to the show. I do have a bit of a layperson interest in quantum physics so, while I'm not expert on the topic, I do keep up with many developments that are reported in the popular press such as Scientific American. So I appreciated that Art and his guest added to my understanding. This almost never happens with George or the guests that he interviews. This isn't a slam against his guests -- it's just that it takes a very special guest to be able to overcome George's formulaic and boring non-sequiturs that are supposed to somehow end up as an interview.

[mikemcc]

Yeah I think that Noory has gotten much worse than when he first filled in and then took over C2C.
He was never quite cut out for C2C period, but honestly I swear that I remember him being alot more competent in the first year or two.
I know many people on here will say that he's always sucked as bad as now... but like you said hitfan, I'm sure a comparison between the 2002/2003 shows and present day would reveal a fairly big difference.

He may have been slightly better early on because when he was new he may have thought that it was appropriate to at least *attempt* to be prepared for some shows. Now that he feels secure in his job, perhaps he believes preparation of any kind is unnecessary. He has his standard list of questions that he asks everyone, with some slight modification for each guest; I believe he gets most of the rest of his questions from fast blast. There are times when his pauses are so long that I have become convinced that he is frantically reading fast blasts, trying to find a question.

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh no....  A caller just inadvertently mentioned the word 'coincidence'.

That's a bit like the fellow student that always asks questions meant to kiss up to the professor, doing it just before the bell rings.

There's on in every class.  Good thing George wasn't listening.

[PB the Deplorable]

Next up, live.  A few Crop Circle fakers in England somehow managed to get themselves some air time on the show with Linda...

[PB the Deplorable]

George:  'Linda, the people we get on the show from the UK are such good story tellers.  I love their accents.  Can you ask them if they know Lionel Fanthorpe?'

George, again:  'This is absolutely riveting.  Can you tell us the story about the Green Children'?'