George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Supernormal]

Now I'm confused, are the illuminati going
To kill us with vaccine, or give us airborne Ebola,
Or feed us to the giants?

Ask one of Quayle's secret sources. He sounds like he knows all of the admirals and generals at the Pentagon. That's not to mention his spy friends on My Space. He's more connected than Kissinger.

[The Professor]

I listen to ham radio, it seems...

[Mops]

Which side you reckon Quayle is on?

Oh, wait, we're all after Quayle.

[Curtis Loew]

Ask one of Quayle's secret sources. He sounds like he knows all of the admirals and generals at the Pentagon. That's not to mention his spy friends on My Space. He's more connected than Kissinger.

I think  a good part of his information comes from his  hairdresser  daughter.   Wealth of  knowledge there.   ;

[The Professor]

thank god, back to sanity...giants!

[Supernormal]

I listen to ham radio, it seems...

It goes well with the baloney. Please pass the mustard.

[The Professor]

did I mishear---I have a hard time
Following more that 10,000 words a minute--- or
Did SQ say all our guns are going to
Confiscated by October of this year?

My fondest memory is the night Ian
Challenged him on such nutball statements,
And SQ had a meltdown and cried
Like a little girl...I'm a 20 year expert! Waaaah! How
Dare you question me! Waaaahhh!!!

[Supernormal]

I think  a good part of his information comes from his  hairdresser  daughter.   Wealth of  knowledge there.   ;

Only she knows for sure. Please pardon the bad joke; I couldn't resist.

[The Professor]

My FASTblast to Noory (notice how I kiss up to Noory, instead of insulting him)

Please challenge Steve Quayle on his lunatic assertions...this show is dreadfully boring as he rants and races uninterrupted. It was great when Ian Punnett challenged him last year, and
he had a meltdown and threw a hissy fit...

[EvB]

My FASTblast to Noory (notice how I kiss up to Noory, instead of insulting him)

Please challenge Steve Quayle on his lunatic assertions...this show is dreadfully boring as he rants and races uninterrupted. It was great when Ian Punnett challenged him last year, and
he had a meltdown and threw a hissy fit...

OMG - if I were only sure he'd read it -

[The Professor]

It goes well with the baloney. Please pass the mustard.

no mustard, but plenty of 'tard...

[The Professor]

Wow, six foot giants seen in England! Steve assures us that polic report really
means they were 9 feet tall, due to perspective....

it certainly does help to abandon perspective when listening to Quayle...

[Supernormal]

My FASTblast to Noory (notice how I kiss up to Noory, instead of insulting him)

Please challenge Steve Quayle on his lunatic assertions...this show is dreadfully boring as he rants and races uninterrupted. It was great when Ian Punnett challenged him last year, and
he had a meltdown and threw a hissy fit...

He must go nuts at NBA games. My guess is that a tall girl jilted him in high school.

[EvB]

He likely jumped the shark around the time of the ouija board calamity.

That was when I got insulted - REALLY insulted!  For the love of GAWD!  It was an obvious setup - and the puke-worthy mea culpa - so fake and so poorly delivered at the end.  Are there really people who could not see he was being manipulative, and doing it BADLY?

It dawned on me that day that not only was Noory and idiot - but he thinks his listeners are as well.

[TheAntiGeorgie]

Noory and the Hogie on a double date.. I wonder which one of them gets the extra woman?

[The Professor]

wOW, Quayle uses his A-sources for the giant picture---the Malaysian
tabloid press. I'd say, its either a 12 foot giant, or a fathering carrying
his three daughters over his head...nah, must be giants....

[The Professor]

[Quayle] It doesn't matter what my critics say, I've been 10 to 15 years
ahead of everyone on [the biblical giants returning]...

Uh, well, your critics say you are insane, so let me work the logic on that statement for a minute...

[The Professor]

Noory and the Hogie on a double date.. I wonder which one of them gets the extra woman?

I see the face in mars on the menus...

[Supernormal]

My FASTblast to Noory (notice how I kiss up to Noory, instead of insulting him)

Please challenge Steve Quayle on his lunatic assertions.

Does "geesh" count as a challenge? I believe Steve Quayle because there has never been a documented case of a con man or crazy person who claimed that Jesus Christ talked to them. BTW, a Navy SEAL told me that the giant-killer reads this forum.

George Voice: "Gosh!"

[The Professor]

Well, I take back everything I said about Quayle, not that I know all his
theories are ultimately provided to him by our lord jesus Christ...

[Mops]

Giant cannibals with a weapon that causes super flu and super volcanoes.  Is that a matter for the Planning and Zoning Commission?

[The Professor]

<bob dylan singing blowing in the wind bumper...>

how many times must a nutball say the sky is falling,
before the ratings drop off the chart?
How many nights of the Noron must we endure,
before we get one with Art?
The answer my friends,
is sucking in the wind,
the answer is sucking in the wind...

[The Professor]

Wait until Quayle's informants tip him off about the Giants that
are overtaking San Francisco this time of year...

[Baghdad Bob]

There's a 50-foot John Wayne Gacy in my backyard!!!!!

AND HE HAS THE SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know, oral roberts claimed he had a vison of a 900 foot tall jesus

quayle has this pseudo-religious thing going...and he's seen like a 20 foot tall jesus

oral begged for $8 million or "god would call him home"...steve shills constantly on c2c

steve quayle = oral roberts jr?

[Supernormal]

Noory and the Hogie on a double date.. I wonder which one of them gets the extra woman?

It looks like Noory used a stunt double that night. Maybe it's the same guy who's at the top of the Coast site.

Albrecht Voice: "Shtart shearching with Shtart Page to hide your shecret cookiesh."

Quayle informs us that giants can be killed with copper bullets and smoke, so let's watch the crazy short folks who bring firecrackers to tall clubs.

[Curtis Loew]

The real reason we're fighting in Afghanistan .......Longwalkers!


You couldn't possibly make this stuff up.....well Quayle could I guess.

[The Professor]

I believe Steve Quayle because there has never been a documented case of a con man or crazy person who claimed that Jesus Christ talked to them.

Well, I take back everything I said about Quayle, not that I know all his
theories are ultimately provided to him by our lord jesus Christ...

wow, posts 10 seconds apart.... there are nocoincidences...


awards for movie title referecnes! Highlanders! that was 100:1 !

[Baghdad Bob]

My FASTblast to Noory (notice how I kiss up to Noory, instead of insulting him)

Please challenge Steve Quayle on his lunatic assertions...this show is dreadfully boring as he rants and races uninterrupted. It was great when Ian Punnett challenged him last year, and
he had a meltdown and threw a hissy fit...

prof, i thought you gave up on fast-blasting noory?

[The Professor]

Its the lightening round segment! Steve Qualye is going full nutball now! Go steve!!!
Don't forget the Anunaki, or chemtrails!

[Mops]

I get it now.  In the last days there will be brown acid in the water supply.