George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

George:  'I love this'

Yeah, the caller said he had scabs and bloody stools, and then he asked
Noory to remote view him

George: I can't do that now,I need to get in my
Special state...

What would that be, robe and slippers, dimmed lights,  candles, mood music and a martini?

[The Professor]

Wow, tomorrow Frank and his box that let's you talk to
The dead will be on...maybe we can contact Noorys brain...

[The Professor]

It's that time again...

Noory': what was your most fascinating case?

The guest of course is stunned to silence,  while
Noory' says the question is a " curveball"...

Yeah, George, that question is just so wild,
The guests always swing and miss...

I think pretty much Noorys questions alternate between
Softballs, screwballs and spitballs...

[PB the Deplorable]

I think pretty much Noorys questions alternate between
Softballs, screwballs and spitballs...

She earlier stumbled over the 'what are you doing next' curve ball.   She singled sharply to right on the 'how arre yeew' forkball, though...

George:  'Curve balls.  Yes, we do that here on Coast to Coast.'

[The Professor]

With over 600 million abductions, how come
Noory is still here...?

...I guess the aliens really are far more intelligent than we are...

[The Professor]

She earlier stumbled over the 'what are you doing next' curve ball.   She singled sharply to right on the 'how arre yeew' forkball, though...

George:  'Curve balls.  Yes, we do that here on Coast to Coast.'

Yeah, I thought it was odd since she had just said she only really investigated
About 50 cases...I guess they were not very memorable...


I think The show was rained out tonight, after 8 scoreless innings, as usual....

[PB the Deplorable]

Yeah, I thought it was odd since she had just said she only really investigated
About 50 cases...I guess they were not very memorable...

Is it possible George met this lady at a 'Conference', and, ever the charmer, whispered something in her ear about coming on his show...

[The Professor]

Is it possible George met this lady at a 'Conference', and, ever the charmer, whispered something in her ear about coming on his show...

I'm with you...we are listening to the result of a failed
Noory' pick-up line...

[The Professor]

Caller: ...aliens are demons....

George: Tommy, book this guy!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

Radiation burns?  Whitley never mentioned that, now I'm having doubts about his story.

[The Professor]

Guest to caller: if you had missing time and bruises, we'd be having a different discussion...

George: and radiation burns!

Oh, yeah, we'd be having a very different discussion...a gleeful one!!!

[The Professor]

Great having you tonight, Pb, drop by tomorrow,
It's my last night of Noory therapy---I'm using george
To kill a viral infection I have...the poor virus has pretty
Much given up, I caught it trying to unplug the radio
Tonight...

[Supernormal]

Caller: ...aliens are demons....

George: Tommy, book this guy!!!

Those calls are obligatory. It's likely that George and Tommy make sure that they get on the air. It could be that Noory agrees with the caller. Of course, the *good* sky people are angels.

[Supernormal]

I think pretty much Noorys questions alternate between
Softballs, screwballs and spitballs...

....which make a lot of folks cough up hairballs. Someone should play hardball with the screwball the next time he lobs softballs at Steve Quayle, but there's not a snowball's chance of that taking place.

[The Professor]

....which make a lot of folks cough up hairballs. Someone should play hardball with the screwball the next time he lobs softballs at Steve Quayle, but there's not a snowball's chance of that taking place.

Nutballs always get a walk from Noory

[valdez]

     Douglas Hagman  (aug 13) and George questioned America's motives for entering Afghanistan.  Loony bin escapees Malinda Leslie and Whitley Stieber  talked about alien abductions and black helicopters.
     What got my attention was during one of the news breaks when it was reported that NASA thinks we'll go back to the moon sometime in 2028.  Huh?  What?  Twenty years?  Is somebody kidding?  The first time it took us ten years and we started from scratch.  Whoever is in charge over there needs to be fired and replaced with somebody with a little more imagination and drive.  I'd settle for Richard C.  I'll take "nuts" over a techno-bureaucrat bore anytime.
     Moon by 2015.

[11angeleyes11]

Valdez, I appreciate your insightful short summaries of the show, it is like the recap.  Then, if you want play-by-play action you can tune in and read the refuge thread where last night they were throwing curve balls, and how about knuckle balls. . .?  I would add that with Steven Quayle it was more like spit balls, he talks so rapidly you know he does not have time to swallow. 

As for your comments about the moon from NASA in 2028, I propose a new timetable, the moon by 2012 with Edgard Mitchell at the helm.  NASA needs to kick ass!

[Marc.Knight]

"Coast to Coast would be great if it didn't suck so damn much.  The guy hosting it now makes as much sense as a talking frog and a blond pig having sex.  Ahh hahahaha!"

[Supernormal]

Nutballs always get a walk from Noory

Touche. It took a lot of balls for us to write those three posts.

[ACE of CLUBS]

  Has Ian ever had George on as a guest?  A real in-depth interview of George without holding Toms hand, and no cue cards could be somewhat interesting.
  Georges' attention span might make for a short interview.......

[moop]

  Has Ian ever had George on as a guest?  A real in-depth interview of George without holding Toms hand, and no cue cards could be somewhat interesting.
  Georges' attention span might make for a short interview.......

I can't even take the 60 second spots they do on fridays to plug Ians show. Ian follows snoory around like a whipped puppy dog!

I long for the day when Knapp or Ian or Art tells snoory what an ass he truly is.

[PB the Deplorable]

I long for the day when Knapp or Ian or Art tells snoory what an ass he truly is.

Art, Knapp, or Ian:  'George, you're an ass'

George:  'It's just 6 or 7 lowlifes out there...'

[PB the Deplorable]

George just gave someone a 'Brain Dead Person of the Year Award'.  To someone else.

[Supernormal]

George just gave someone a 'Brain Dead Person of the Year Award'.  To someone else.

George won the Lifetime Achievement Award, and he's in the Brain-Dead Hall of Fame. The dumb robber won a coveted Noory for his tremendous display of stupidity.

[JAL1628]

Does anyone remember when dumb ass George Noory asked this guy from Ireland 'if there was global warming in Ireland'? I remember the poor guy paused for a moment and responded 'yes... of course... it's global'.

[ACE of CLUBS]

  What really pisses me is that Premiere Radio allows this audio travesty to continue.  George is dumbing himself down.  Most of the callers are of a lesser intelligence now, and the resident nut-bar guests (Hoagland, Quayle, etc.) aren't even remotely interesting anymore.
  Would George be working for free?  Why is he allowed to continue his assualt on the intelligence of listeners?  This is the stuff that the cretins who run Premiere Radio allow to happen.....thanks for nothing, Premiere Radio       "sump-thun's gunna happen, huh?"

[EvB]

Does anyone remember when dumb ass George Noory asked this guy from Ireland 'if there was global warming in Ireland'? I remember the poor guy paused for a moment and responded 'yes... of course... it's global'.

'
I didn't hear this one - but it sounds like classic George!

[PB the Deplorable]

  What really pisses me is that Premiere Radio allows this audio travesty to continue.  George is dumbing himself down. 
  Would George be working for free?  Why is he allowed to continue his assault on the intelligence of listeners?

It's almost like asking channel 6 why they have some hacks doing Infomercials in the middle of the night.

Did I say 'almost'?  Strike that.

[The Professor]

Guest: we can't allow doomsday predictions to rule our lives.

George:<silence>

[The Professor]

August 15 east cost event---I've solved it! My sister is
Getting married Aug 15th, and she lives in NY city....
(I just got back from the reversal...)