George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

     Hopi Prophecies and E.T., and a whole bunch of non answers, psycho babble, and secrets too secret to speak of with Miriam Delicado, who also knows the exact location of an alien base here on Earth, but she won't tell us where, and George wasn't really interested enough to push the issue. 
     In the last hour Loren Coleman brought up the moral dilemma of whether someone should shoot Big Foot for the sake of proving it's existence.  This has been discussed a number of times through out the years on c2c and everyone always rejects the idea outright.  But what about just wounding it?  Or tranquilizing it? Nothing wrong with that.  Personally I think the whole genre is dead after that dumb hoax pulled by those yokels last year and the only way anybody is going to believe anything about bigfoot is to bring one in from the cold.  Period.

[Curtis Loew]

     Hopi Prophecies and E.T., and a whole bunch of non answers, psycho babble, and secrets too secret to speak of with Miriam Delicado, who also knows the exact location of an alien base here on Earth, but she won't tell us where, and George wasn't really interested enough to push the issue. 
     

ahh yes,   I switched off after she said she was in contact with alien beings.

[Marc.Knight]

The Thinker...

[MV/Liberace!]

ahh yes,   I switched off after she said she was in contact with alien beings.

oooooh boy.  yeah, that's where i begin looking for belly-button lint.

[Marc.Knight]

We're doomed.

"...And then I'll go 3 days a week when I'm 66 years old. That's 9 years away; that's a long time. And they [Premiere Radio Networks] said okay, we'll do it."

â€" George Noory, Coast to Coast AM, August 17, 2007

[MV/Liberace!]

Either way, I am pretty sure I could fart for 3 hours on the toilet and do a better show then George.

hell, i would listen.

[MV/Liberace!]

oh christ.

[EvB]

I have heard him asy things like this.  My own opinion is that as he wears (and dumbs) his audience down - by saying so - he becomes "THE ONE" by the time his contract is up for renewal - he'll be left with a large audience of peole who will write to premiere and say "YOU SAID GEORGE WAS FOREVER" simply because he said so.

Just because he's an idiot - doesn't mean he's not wiley - they are not the same thing. 

[MABUSE]

"...And then I'll go 3 days a week when I'm 66 years old. That's 9 years away; that's a long time. And they [Premiere Radio Networks] said okay, we'll do it."

â€" George Noory, Coast to Coast AM, August 17, 2007

But, but....
but, WHAT ABOUT 2012 DAMMIT???!!!!!!

**M**

[Marc.Knight]

But, but....
but, WHAT ABOUT 2012 DAMMIT???!!!!!!

**M**

On the August 17, 2007 broadcast, Noory announced during the third hour that he had a meeting with Premiere Radio Networks regarding his tenure. He explained that he plans to sign another 5 year contract in 2012, extending his lead role at C2C until about 2017.  So much for the end of the Earth - I'm not saying that there wont be a few tremors in 2012 - as he picks up the pen to sign the new 5 year contract.

[MABUSE]

So much for the end of the Earth - I'm not saying that there wont be a few tremors in 2012 - as he picks up the pen to sign the new 5 year contract.

Reminds me of the infamous Hoaxland "damage control" spiel after the Mars Global Surveyor (I think it was...) did the super high res shots of the Martian Face and surrounding "ruins" proving that nothing of the kind was there...at all.

Not suprisingly, he churned out a whole blistering attack on how NASA had spent God knows how many man hours carefully retouching the images to make his "truth" go away...like they have the budget and time for that?  Especially since alot of it was available in real-time streaming downloads anyway? 
He & George need to take a seat in the Sweeney Todd chair while I hone Occam's Razor.  I'd have a miniscule modicum of respect for them if they'd admit they were wrong once in a while, but to go on "prophecying" imminent and unavoidable Doomsday while re-negotiating contracts is beyond the crass level of "shillery" even THEY have pioneered.
**M**

[Curtis Loew]

Good grief  Linda Mouldy Cow has been babbling for about  10 minutes straight.  Anyone know what the f*&%^  she's talking about?

I'll  be over at the Chiller Channel  watching an old ep of "Millenium"
if anyone can work it out.   

One good thing though,  I think I've heard two grunts out of Noory the entire time.   

[MABUSE]

Good grief  Linda Mouldy Cow has been babbling for about  10 minutes straight.  Anyone know what the f*&(^  she's talking about?
One good thing though,  I think I've heard two grunts out of Noory the entire time.   

It's Nuri's Wet Dream Xmas show...
THE perfect show!  He doesn't have to "think" or try to interview (or whatever the hell it is that he "does") or do a damned thing.  The Mutilated Cow just tremulously warbles her inanity and lets all her interviewee loonies just babble until they run out of steam, then she prods them a little and away they go again, unchallenged, undisputed and unchecked; lop-sided, one-sided, despairing and delusional as it may be.  Then for dessert we get her "personal testimonial" which is concocted to seal the whole thing with sincere, genuine honesty.  Ya know, sorta like the plant in the crowd who can suddenly "see" "walk" or is "cured" by the faith-healer or snakoil salesman.  All in all, this shows a bit more sophistication of manipulation than the usual verbal embarrassments, single-entendre and stock phrases of "Classic Nuri".  In other words, it still sucks, but on a different part of the rectum.

**M**, sorta listening while up to my elbows in pig guts and stuffing, typing with a wooden spoon... 

[Mops]

Did Linda just tell a roadkill story about hitting a deer?  I picked up in the middle of the story and it sounded like someone was driving down a dark road, saw a fast-moving red light in the sky, chased it for miles and......collided with a sleigh parked on the side of the road.  Dammit, Linda!  Did you kill Rudolph!!   

[Curtis Loew]

.....collided with a sleigh parked on the side of the road.  Dammit, Linda!  Did you kill Rudolph!!   

I think  that was the general gist of  the monologue...yes.  I heard the words- deer,  motel, road, car (insert grunt from Noory here) then- angel, death, other side, unintelligible  babble ( insert another grunt from Noory here)   no idea what happened after that. 

Whether she actually killed Rudolph  or one of Santa's lesser know reindeer I couldn't really tell you.

[valdez]

     Linda Moulton Howe use to force us to listen to her $10 tape recorder held to her phone while she played her interviews with anybody (usually English sheepherders) who would talk to her and it sounded horrible, and it drove me nuts, and I hated her for it, but tonight I found myself actually paying attention and thinking she wasn't all that bad.  In the last hour a cop called in and spoke about seeing lights in the sky and communicating with something perhaps interdimensional and she stopped him periodically to ask him questions that only someone with a genuine investigative spirit would bother to ask.  I'd be interested to see what she could do from a studio, perhaps replacing George once a month.
     Oh yeah, George.  He was there too...breathing.

[MV/Liberace!]

do you guys remember that interview art did with the military officer whose job it was to feed misinformation to UFO people?  he proudly declared linda howe to be one of the dopes they would routinely fool. 

i'm not particularly impressed with what she does.

[Curtis Loew]

do you guys remember that interview art did with the military officer whose job it was to feed misinformation to UFO people?  he proudly declared linda howe to be one of the dopes they would routinely fool. 

i'm not particularly impressed with what she does.

Vaguely remember it..  I keep getting the name Collins in my head for some reason but that might not be correct.   
Once I get back from the Christmas Day thing  I'll  do a search for it.

[Marc.Knight]

If you can get around the loud background music this video is hilarious.  Noory at his best - "Shroud of Urine", etc.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

[Marc.Knight]

The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.

"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you justthink of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's thatexciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Didyou hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you onemillion dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next twominutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim,humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our sufferingand improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"Ifyou had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a littlefly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal:"Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to puthis citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreakdestruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah,March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time,because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Justlet it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will everknow." (George talking to his board operator during a break when hismic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I'vegot to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profoundquestion. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already,and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

We should somehow keep adding to this great collection.

[Zaqir]

I caught a bit of the show with Linda.
1)It is the perfect interview for George because she can talk for 20 minutes non stop and at the end of it all Goerge looks up and says "Super, super, West of the Rockies your on!" which is what he in fact did.

2)She can be entertaining and ya alot of her stuff is bullcrap but the way she does it, with atleast some investigation and intelligence is 100000484358345 times better then George.

3)I too remember that Disinformation guy and ya he said they screwed with Linda. It makes you wonder though, are they using George as their ULTIMATE WEAPON! THEIR MIND SHREDDING DEVICE... THE GEORGE SNOORY MIND FUCKER! Listen to him talk for 5 minutes and your brain jumps out of your head and fucks you from behind with a spiked dildo as punishment.

[MV/Liberace!]

...and your brain jumps out of your head and fucks you from behind with a spiked dildo as punishment.

i saw that happen to a guy once.  ok, it was me.

[MV/Liberace!]

We should somehow keep adding to this great collection.

agreed!!  this is possibly the single most important thread on the entire site.

[MV/Liberace!]

god damn it!!!!!!!!  that background music is just a fucking disaster.

[MV/Liberace!]

god... listening to these clips reminds me that george handles left-field calls with the grace of testicular cancer.

[Zaqir]

Other then tonight's intro being completely lame (He pretended to be in the north pole)

George kept referring to Santa's "CASTLE"

I could swear he had a WORKSHOP not a damn castle.

George is beyond pathetic at this point.

[MV/Liberace!]

give him enough time and he'll refer to it as a "sand castle."

[Curtis Loew]

George is beyond pathetic at this point.

As Michael alludes to  it can get worse...much worse

[Mops]

Yep, he thinks it's Easter.  Leave it to George to spoil the ending of Christmas.

[Zaqir]

I do not know why I am listening to this drek! The Miracle moment portion of this evening's show started and George just claimed the following:

He knows a person who gets into a MAJOR car accident every year. That he in fact just got a call recently that the woman fell over an embankment with 2 kids in the car but luckily no one got hurt.



WHAT THE HELL?!?!

1)How would this woman still have insurance at this point if this happens every year.
2)Why would someone drive if they know this would happen?
3)Normally we don't allow DRUNKS to drive, especially if they are repeat offenders and have kids (How else would you account for the regularity of the accidents)
4)Should George be arrested for not doing anything to prevent people from being put at risk from this yearly irresponsible driver?