George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Marc.Knight]

The question is, does Dr. von Lahr even know where to find us now?  I suppose he would, unless he's moved on to some other site to have tantrums on.

He has his own show.

http://siteground178.com/~theancie/ALEXANDRIA/

[MV/Liberace!]

von lahr does know where to find us because he received the email just like everybody else.

[Zaqir]

The Thinker...

That picture does not imply any sort of thinking, that picture reminds me of a guy who is confused about how to get the information to the rest of his body to do simple acts and functions, mostly likely breathing.


Also the hole H1N1 thing, as it was stated, it might be slightly more severe then a normal flu but at this point I am almost leaning towards a conspiracy of the pharma companies. Every year is a new deadly flu that gets them more and more orders and shortages that drive up prices.

Honestly its the only thing maybe I am paranoid about, there is no money for "cures" there is big business for "treatment".

[valdez]

did christian von lahr plug this site?  i sure hope so.  he owes us one or two, at least.

He didn't, but imagine for a moment that on the week Noory goes on vacation, Art Bell receives, accepts, and officially takes note of Prediction 51, then, a few nights later, Ian has on a guest that gives a shout out to "those good folks at the George Noory Sucks forum!"
     George would have no choice but to, upon his return, throw a seventh anniversary party for himself inviting all the usual suspects to come on just long enough to heap mucho praise on the greatest talkshow host in all the land.
     Pure evil genius

[11angeleyes11]

     He didn't, but imagine for a moment that on the week Noory goes on vacation, Art Bell receives, accepts, and officially takes note of Prediction 51, then, a few nights later, Ian has on a guest that gives a shout out to "those good folks at the George Noory Sucks forum!"
     George would have no choice but to, upon his return, throw a seventh anniversary party for himself inviting all the usual suspects to come on just long enough to heap mucho praise on the greatest talkshow host in all the land.
     Pure evil genius

This is a post of neutrality, but I had not put the facts together. The way the show as originally billed on the Website, was not as a 7th anniversary party.  It was simply as a show with Joseph Jacob as a guest.  There was no mention of special guests or celebration.  Then, it was unveiled.  I was somewhat surprised.  Was it a surprise party for George or for his fans or both? 

[exC2Cfan]

Last night's (Jan 3, '10) show, the seven year anniversary, should have been called the Brown Nose Round Up. The usual gang of goofballs took turns kissing Noory's ring and butthole.

[valdez]

     Hemming and hawing, backsteppng and sliding, the ever so soft spoken Ed Dames claims to know who the Antichrist is, but won't reveal him out of fear for his family's safety, which is quite understandable because there is no place to hide from the Antichrist if he is pissed off at you, so you may as well go on about your life in the Ukraine, going to Vegas every so often with your "team" to ripoff the casinos, and basically try to live your life in peace until Armageddon comes.
     Makes sense to me.     

[Zaqir]

Ed Dames is such bs and I love when he totally gets caught in his own lies, my personal favorite is the GOLD BARS he said he would find that later somehow turned into powder.

The thing though is I could listen to Ed Dames talk for hours, just the way he talks is, i dunno lol, he could talk about bees vanishing or kill shots and frankly he cadence and the way he talks just has me hooked.

[KnyeGuy]

Wtf? I listened to the first few minutes of this rebroadcast just to see what Noory had done for Christmas and HAD to turn it off...
It's great that Coast is aired live on holidays but for  ****'* sake, if people are going to listen to Coast they want to hear an actual Coast type program, not some lame pre-school kids' "pretend time" variety hour.
This is by far one of the reasons why Noory sucks so bad: his infantile crappy "let's play pretend because it's so cute."
What a dick.

Add this crap to his Dr Morgus shows and the times he pretended to be his 'future self,' Dexter Monterey (I know, I know, I HATE that I remember that name but damn, it was just so lame that it was forever etched into my memory).

[Marc.Knight]

Holy crap.

[valdez]

     At first I thought he was talking about Juans, as in a bunch of guys named Juan, but Neil Slade was actually talking about Wands, as in magic instrument thing, and I think I understood what he was getting at, kind of, but how does a guy get on national radio with such a crappy website?
     Happy and peppy and really paranoid Katherine Albrecht equates airport security with Stalinism and would rather take her "million to one chance of being blown out of the sky" than allow the government so much power in the name of security, but I'll bet she's never actually been blown out of the sky and I am willing to bet she wouldn't like it one bit. 
     I didn't understand anything Walter Burien was talking, about and it didn't help that he had that academia drone like monotone manner of speech that would make any subject boring, let alone world finance, and derivatives, and stuff like that.
     Jessaca Maxwell sounded sincere and sweet, but what's really been irking me is George's commercial for that Food Insurance where he sounds like a complete mad man, and he says it's the "best food in the world."  Really?  Better than pop tarts?  Pork rinds?  Marshmallows?  Cocoa Pebbles?

[11angeleyes11]

     At first I thought he was talking about Juans, as in a bunch of guys named Juan, but Neil Slade was actually talking about Wands, as in magic instrument thing, and I think I understood what he was getting at, kind of, but how does a guy get on national radio with such a crappy website?
     Happy and peppy and really paranoid Katherine Albrecht equates airport security with Stalinism and would rather take her "million to one chance of being blown out of the sky" than allow the government so much power in the name of security, but I'll bet she's never actually been blown out of the sky and I am willing to bet she wouldn't like it one bit. 
     I didn't understand anything Walter Burien was talking, about and it didn't help that he had that academia drone like monotone manner of speech that would make any subject boring, let alone world finance, and derivatives, and stuff like that.
     Jessaca Maxwell sounded sincere and sweet, but what's really been irking me is George's commercial for that Food Insurance where he sounds like a complete mad man, and he says it's the "best food in the world."  Really?  Better than pop tarts?  Pork rinds?  Marshmallows?  Cocoa Pebbles?

About the food commericial,  I hear him remarking something like, "I have tried this foood."  The problem is he does not say if the food is something he would dare eat again.  Is it tastey food?  Does it make your palette salivate?  Do you want seconds?  I need to know more.

I guess somethings are better just left unsaid.  At least then, you still have truth in advertising.

[Marc.Knight]

KLAS-TV: Secret Lab - George Knapp Investigates

[11angeleyes11]

About the food commericial,  I hear him remarking something like, "I have tried this foood."  The problem is he does not say if the food is something he would dare eat again.  Is it tastey food?  Does it make your palette salivate?  Do you want seconds?  I need to know more.

I guess somethings are better just left unsaid.  At least then, you still have truth in advertising.

To follow up with the food inquiry, George related one of his well-known first-person stories about this food last night.  It was that he had been snowed in to his home for two days, and in need of nourishment (my words),  he ate some of the food and it was fantastic food.  That is why you need to get the food, for those types of emergencies. 

I don't trust that food.  I have decided to grow a crises garden this season and just can the vegetables.  At least I know where the food came from.

I envision this food and an army ration or some freeze-dried powder.  They should offer free samples like they do the fish oil.   

[valdez]

     Don Lattin talking about LSD and the end of the innocence.  It's hard to believe that Ian has never partaken in any mind altering substance beyond "two beers".  He seems to have that laid back attitude that is usually achieved through the destruction of mucho plenty brain cells in the care free idiocy of our youth.  My last trip was fifteen years ago, and it was one of the most beautiful, and horrifying, experiences of my life.  These days a good cup of coffee and a cigarette does me just fine.

[Marc.Knight]

     Don Lattin talking about LSD and the end of the innocence.  It's hard to believe that Ian has never partaken in any mind altering substance beyond "two beers".  He seems to have that laid back attitude that is usually achieved through the destruction of mucho plenty brain cells in the care free idiocy of our youth.  My last trip was fifteen years ago, and it was one of the most beautiful, and horrifying, experiences of my life.  These days a good cup of coffee and a cigarette does me just fine.

Mind altering drugs are like using a sledge hammer on your brain in hopes of reaching enlightenment.  Purity of heart and stillness of soul are the better ways to advance the processes of your mind.

[valdez]

     I've written before (post 440, 442, 425, 492) about how frustrated I get whenever George does a straight science show.  Tonight was no exception.  Sean Carroll talked about dark matter and dark energy and George wondered if the universe, after millions of years of expanding, would eventually "hit a wall?"  Huh?  What?  A wall?  George, the only wall you should be worried about is the one in your head blocking out all those pesty deep thoughts.
     Dark matter indeed.

[11angeleyes11]

     I've written before (post 440, 442, 425, 492) about how frustrated I get whenever George does a straight science show.  Tonight was no exception.  Sean Carroll talked about dark matter and dark energy and George wondered if the universe, after millions of years of expanding, would eventually "hit a wall?"  Huh?  What?  A wall?  George, the only wall you should be worried about is the one in your head blocking out all those pesty deep thoughts.
     Dark matter indeed.

I had it on last night and was working on other projects, but I did learn a few things.  I am not a hard scientist.  This may be so elementary that it is laughable to some, but I learned that in a wormhole theoretically you will come out the other side as in the movie Contact.  If it is a black hole, you will not come out the other end.

I do think in my observations that George tried to be more than just "The Listener" last night and be more interactive in the interview with the guest.  This could be that he was more interested in time travel than other subjects. 

[Marc.Knight]

I do think in my observations that George tried to be more than just "The Listener" last night and be more interactive in the interview with the guest.  This could be that he was more interested in time travel than other subjects.

I noticed that also.  He seemed a little less confused.

[valdez]

     Joel Garreau was okay, but I'm getting a little tired of hearing about nano technology.  It doesn't even exist yet, and I am bored to death with it already.
     More interesting was the last hour with Jean Sasson, who corresponded with, and wrote a book about, one of Osama bin Laden's sons and his mom.  Very interesting stuff and George managed to ask some relevant questions.

[MV/Liberace!]

     Joel Garreau was okay, but I'm getting a little tired of hearing about nano technology.  It doesn't even exist yet, and I am bored to death with it already.

agreed.

[EvB]

Marc, what software are you using for this?  The imagines are pretty sweet - at least technically. Not sure I'd call anything with Snoory "sweet."

[EvB]

Cool - thanks.

[Zaqir]

They had Bill McDonald on.

He just said alot of Hopi Indians were frauds and George just said "I bet you they are not even sanctioned by them either."

NO SHIT? Unless he meant there were sanctioned frauds?!?!

ARG! Also its 3:30 and he is going to the phones, usually its done at 4am in the last hour, so he must be out of questions. Typical Snoory.

[Zaqir]

ARGGGHHH its 4:16 am.

He just claimed that with his FIRST telescope he saw the rings on Saturn and Jupiter's 4 major moons?!!??!

WTF amazing telescope did he get for his first one?

I remember I got a pretty expensive Bushnell telescope for my 10th birthday, it was pretty good and my dad was into it and we subscribed to Astronomy magazine, ya I could look at the moon and see craters but you could barely see Mars as anything with detail let alone RINGS ON SATURN AND DAMN MOONS?

[valdez]

     My first impression of Bill McDonald is that he sounds like he's twelve years old.  Then after listening to him for a while I am impressed with how he speaks with authority on so many subjects.  Then I check out his website.  I see how much he wants for his "art".  I am then convinced he is a lunatic.

[EvB]

That's our George.

Siiiiiiiiiiigh.

[valdez]

     I think Stanton Friedman is letting that "Father of Modern Ufology" thing go to his head.  He's very smug and laughs at his own humor and didn't let Kyle Lovern, an Appalachian ufo guy,  say much at all.  And did we really need to hear from Micheal Horn, the master conman and representative of Swedish yokel Billy Meir so soon after his last visit in December? 
      I found Annie Wilder to be sincere, and interesting, and haunting, and a perfect example of why someone would still listen to c2c (besides Ian and big headed Knapp), for those quest who can shine though the banality that is George Noory.
     A few other things:
     The kid that's building a time machine by creating a black hole using magnates and cotton candy seems to think that the key to time travel is not the black hole itself, but the singularity.  Wow.
     The lady who called in who lived in a haunted house where three of her family members hung themselves deserved more airtime.  She also said the Vatican was "getting involved".  The Vatican?  Hello, Tom Danheiser, I think there is a story there.

[Marc.Knight]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

This is the consequence of just reading a list of prearranged questions written by the interviewee, with no focus on the topic in the moment.

[Marc.Knight]

So-called JC went crazy with this call - but Art was hilarious, especially when he brings out the voice modulator!!! 

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.