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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

MABUSE

Quote from: Mops on December 09, 2009, 10:46:40 PM

I'm wondering which one was sending love letters to Squeaky Fromme in prison.

Didn't we ALL go through that special time in a boy's life?  Oh...I see...WELL, I didn't either!!! No, REALLY...I just thought I'd ask.

**M**

Marc.Knight

Quote from: MV on December 09, 2009, 07:36:18 PM
this picture makes me wonder:  how does george noory see himself?  physically... socially... professionally... i'm not sure why this picture makes me wonder this, but it does.

That photo gave me a very similar impression. 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: PW on December 10, 2009, 08:19:44 AM

That photo gave me a very similar impression.
wow.  that's strange.  i can't quite put my finger on why i had that impression.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: MV on December 10, 2009, 09:11:37 AM
wow.  that's strange.  i can't quite put my finger on why i had that impression.

I believe that GN hates his job.  I don't mean radio as a profession, but I think he hates the paranormal topics of C2C.  It would explain a lot.  His way of counteracting the "darkness of the paranormal" is to produce "a worker in the light".

Just conjecture, but I think I am close.

EvB

Quote from: PW on December 10, 2009, 11:25:59 AM

I believe that GN hates his job.  I don't mean radio as a profession, but I think he hates the paranormal topics of C2C.  It would explain a lot.  His way of counteracting the "darkness of the paranormal" is to produce "a worker in the light".

Just conjecture, but I think I am close.

You know - that could explain a lot.  I've tended to think of his as disinterested  -- but maybe it's mroe than that.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: EvB on December 10, 2009, 02:17:53 PM
You know - that could explain a lot.  I've tended to think of his as disinterested  -- but maybe it's mroe than that.

Whereas Bell, Punnett and Knapp clearly have a a deep interest in different areas of High Strangeness, Noory does not.  You can hear (and feel) his exasperation sometimes with guests and callers.  It really manifests itself sometimes, such as his recent on-air clash with LMH.


Marc.Knight

Quote from: MV on December 10, 2009, 06:03:45 PM
on air clash with howe?  over what?

Earthfiles:  http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1636&category=Environment

They had an on-air battle about the potential severity of H1N1 in the USA: 10-29-09.

At the end of the show GN really gets pissed and says something to the effect that "You're a proponent of crop circles and we're supposed to believe you when you say that 80,000 people are going to die???  (forgive me if I do not paraphrase it exactly...PW)  He ends the show with an exasperated growl.  You have to hear the whole show.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: PW on December 10, 2009, 06:24:17 PM
At the end of the show GN really gets pissed and says something to the effect that "You're a proponent of crop circles and we're supposed to believe you when you say that 80,000 people are going to die???
holy shit.  i must admit that he and i are on the same page here.  WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Marc.Knight

Quote from: MV on December 10, 2009, 06:34:31 PM
holy shit.  i must admit that he and i are on the same page here.  WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Although..... she may be closer than we think:  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34365895/ns/health-cold_and_flu/

And the real heart of flu season has not hit us yet.  Old GN was estimating much less than this.

MV/Liberace!

in my estimation, if it kills 80,000 people, that's hardly worthy of the type of panic we're being instructed by the government and state controlled media to feel.  common flu kills about 40,000 per year in the us alone.  annually.  and nobody is throwing up any roadblocks over it, either.

MV/Liberace!

if i were a cancer patient or otherwise immunocompromised, then i'd be concerned about swine flu.  it seems to be killing people who already were candidates to die of the common flu.

Marc.Knight

Quote from: MV on December 10, 2009, 06:48:15 PM
in my estimation, if it kills 80,000 people, that's hardly worthy of the type of panic we're being instructed by the government and state controlled media to feel.  common flu kills about 40,000 per year in the us alone.  annually.  and nobody is throwing up any roadblocks over it, either.


Yes, things have changed a lot in this country.  We now tend to have to look to the European or Canadian media for independent research and equanimity.

EvB

Quote from: MV on December 10, 2009, 06:50:36 PM
if i were a cancer patient or otherwise immunocompromised, then i'd be concerned about swine flu.  it seems to be killing people who already were candidates to die of the common flu.

Yep - I've yet to get my H1N1 vaccination.  I do intend to - but - I am asthmatic and I live alone.  Getting bronchitis (what often happens when i get the flu -- it's a form of immunocompromise) when there is no one in the house to care for you - well - it SUCKS. Sure, my son is layal enough and good enough to come out and stay with me - but I'd know I was putting him out.

Add to that the fact that I go to school in, and work in, a massive petri dish (education departmetn in a university - where there are crowds of people and my classmates often come to class from elementary and seconday schools - the modern version of Typhoid Mary!) and - for good or ill - I tkae the shots. 

Mops

Quote from: MABUSE on December 10, 2009, 12:40:45 AM
Didn't we ALL go through that special time in a boy's life?  Oh...I see...WELL, I didn't either!!! No, REALLY...I just thought I'd ask.

**M**

Neither did I.  Learned my lesson in college with a girl who is still stalking me more than three and a half decades later.

On second thought, I wonder which one of the guys in the picture sends love letters to Principal Skinner's mom?     

Mops

Quote from: EvB on December 10, 2009, 08:49:39 PM
Yep - I've yet to get my H1N1 vaccination.  I do intend to - but - I am asthmatic and I live alone.  Getting bronchitis (what often happens when i get the flu -- it's a form of immunocompromise) when there is no one in the house to care for you - well - it SUCKS. Sure, my son is layal enough and good enough to come out and stay with me - but I'd know I was putting him out.

Add to that the fact that I go to school in, and work in, a massive petri dish (education departmetn in a university - where there are crowds of people and my classmates often come to class from elementary and seconday schools - the modern version of Typhoid Mary!) and - for good or ill - I tkae the shots.

I'm not a doctor, but I am married to a long-time primary care physician, and as a result I get asked about H1N1 and the vaccine all the time.  Here is the most recent, standard answer my wife gave me to pass along.  It's not very dramatic, but here goes:

* H1N1 is still being viewed with suspicion but there is no great alarm.
* The most immediate concern centers on a new outbreak after everyone comes home from the Christmas holidays.  (That's a routine concern with any seasonal flu or other virus.)  Although no signficant change in the H1N1 virus is expected, there is still a tendency for localized panics when someone outside the usual risk range dies from it.  That could result in a run on the vaccine, and right now its availability is still somewhat limited in some parts of the country.  Ample supplies of the vaccine are on the way, but if you want the shot then get it now and avoid possible lines and, of course, the flu itself.

EvB, my wife would tell you discuss the Bronchitis and any other concerns and/or risk factors with your primary care doc.  She'd also say it sounds like you've got a good kid.
BTW I will be getting the vaccine once the new supplies arrive before Xmas.  That despite having a bit of a nasty reaction to the original Swine Flu vaccine back in the '70's.  I have to get the shot, you see, because my wife and her cohorts are trying to make me live for freakin' ever.
 
And remember, everyone, researchers are fighting viral wars perhaps hundreds of years into the future.  I've met a lot of these people and we could not be in better hands.  Their higher calling is to watch your, your children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren's back.           

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Mops on December 11, 2009, 12:01:15 AM
...a girl who is still stalking me more than three and a half decades later.
is there a joke here i'm missing... or do you literally mean what you said in the above sentence?  god i hope you're joking.

Marc.Knight

No wonder the aliens have no official contacts with Earth.


MABUSE

Quote from: Mops on December 11, 2009, 01:11:28 AM
It's not very dramatic, but here goes:

* H1N1 is still being viewed with suspicion but there is no great alarm.
* The most immediate concern centers on a new outbreak after everyone comes home from the Christmas holidays.  (That's a routine concern with any seasonal flu or other virus.)  Although no signficant change in the H1N1 virus is expected, there is still a tendency for localized panics when someone outside the usual risk range dies from it.  That could result in a run on the vaccine, and right now its availability is still somewhat limited in some parts of the country.  Ample supplies of the vaccine are on the way, but if you want the shot then get it now and avoid possible lines and, of course, the flu itself.


And remember, everyone, researchers are fighting viral wars perhaps hundreds of years into the future.  I've met a lot of these people and we could not be in better hands.  Their higher calling is to watch your, your children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren's back.           

You are, of course, completely correct and absolutely right.

The problem is: Where's the fun in that?  No "New World Order Eugenics" no "secret government mind-control implants" no "Hyper-dimensional physicians" no "Nephalim-Shadow People-Alien Grays trying to take us over conspiracies".  Christ man!  What are you trying to do? Destroy AM radio?   I mean REALLY, if this catches on and people are actually rational and thoughtful with calm deliberation then AM talk radio is DOOOOOMED
DOOOOOMED I tells ya!  :P

**M**



Marc.Knight

Quote from: MABUSE on December 11, 2009, 10:44:17 AM
You are, of course, completely correct and absolutely right.

The problem is: Where's the fun in that?  No "New World Order Eugenics" no "secret government mind-control implants" no "Hyper-dimensional physicians" no "Nephalim-Shadow People-Alien Grays trying to take us over conspiracies".  Christ man!  What are you trying to do? Destroy AM radio?   I mean REALLY, if this catches on and people are actually rational and thoughtful with calm deliberation then AM talk radio is DOOOOOMED
DOOOOOMED I tells ya!  :P

**M**

Jones, to me, is an enigma wrapped in a toupe.  Are his rants pointing to some darker truths that are kept secret?




MABUSE

I am sitting here working on my Christmas card; I WAS listening to Esquivel Xmas music but the wife threatened grievous bodily harm so I turned on C2C for the first time in Donkey's years...(and she STILL left and went back to the living room.)
Great and amusing guest from Cinema Insomnia on, all about BAD cinema--one of my favorites.  CHRIST! What an irredeemable, irremediable, irresponsible  TWAT Nuri is!  An utter and total stinking, foetid, quivering, mass of pustulent discharge from the inner ring of Satan’s unwiped rectum! God how I abominate him; his oily, smarmy, sibilance hissing like the passage of an unctuous maggot slithering through the ichorous guts of a dead rat!
For the Love of God, will someone PLEASE tie George in a burlap sack and toss him into the creek?

**M**

Curtis Loew

Quote from: MABUSE on December 11, 2009, 11:13:04 PM

  CHRIST! What an irredeemable, irremediable, irresponsible  TWAT Nuri is!  An utter and total stinking, foetid, quivering, mass of pustulent discharge from the inner ring of Satan's unwiped rectum! God how I abominate him; his oily, smarmy, sibilance hissing like the passage of an unctuous maggot slithering through the ichorous guts of a dead rat!


**M**

Very apt description.   Well done!


I just can't bring myself to listen Friday nights for all the reasons that you mentioned above.

valdez

     Not a bad show with George talking to some guy called Mr. Lobo about the one subject that George seems to really care about: movies.  Old horror and sci fi, campy or classic, they were all over the place having a good old time.  I may be wrong, but when Lobo mentioned Plan 9 from outer Space it sure did seem like George had never heard of it.  Is that possible?
     During open lines some old guy told a story about his dog.  At first George did what he always does, trying to finish every other sentience (rude, annoying, and he always gets it wrong) but eventually George shut up and listened, and when the old guy got around to the end, and how his dog told him in his sleep that he had passed on, he was really emotional, and crying, and George says, "thanks for sharing!" and moves on. 
     Also during open lines a kid calls and tells George that he had tried to commit suicide because his dad had died and he "wanted to be with him".  He said he was O.K. now, but he wanted to get a hold of one of Frank's Boxes so he could talk to his dad.  At that point my radio hit some static, and I didn't hear George's response, but I sure hope he talked some sense into that kid because there was no way he was "O.K." and still be thinking about communicating with his dad using that piece of crap box that Frank made.
     Hogland was on in the last half hour, and he seemed to be pissed off about being on in the last half hour. 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: valdez on December 12, 2009, 04:36:00 AM
...and when the old guy got around to the end, and how his dog told him in his sleep that he had passed on, he was really emotional, and crying, and George says, "thanks for sharing!" and moves on.
fucking amateur.

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...but I sure hope he talked some sense into that kid because there was no way he was "O.K." and still be thinking about communicating with his dad using that piece of crap box that Frank made.
a couple years ago there was a guy on with ian during a halloween show.  he was talking about his use of some box invented by a guy he knows, and a lot of callers were calling in to say this guy was using a lot of verbal crutches indicative of deception.  is this the same box you're talking about?  if so, there is a video on youtube of ian's c2c guest using it, and it looks like the biggest scam ever.  it just makes static and the pony-tail wielding guy using it pretends he's hearing something as a room of paying spectators all sit around feeling amazed by the whole thing.  horse shit.

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Hogland was on in the last half hour, and he seemed to be pissed off about being on in the last half hour.
as well he should.  he possesses information, the absence of which will send humanity spiraling into 1000 years of darkness and despair but for his insight.

EvB

Now Michael - how can you not take such stunning evidence at face value?!


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