George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Supernormal]

well, still sick, so I think I'll punish the
Virus again  by listening to Noory...But I  think last nights
Show would have killed swine flu

Last night's show killed more brain cells than a Jack Daniels distillery. George Noory was immune.

[Supernormal]

Yes, we could have gotten similar from Drunk Elk, and it would have been much more entertaining...

I must admit that Quayle is entertaining at times. The producers should air a disclaimer, though.

[The Professor]

I just checked out the buzz aldrin monolith clip on YouTube...
In main question it raises is why so many people
Are dumb enough to think hes announcing aliens exist...
He's clearly speaking in a fanciful way about "who" built it...

[Supernormal]

He's clearly speaking in a fanciful way about "who" built it...

George Voice: "Was it Dr. Who? Is that who Horton heard?" (bad post of the night)

[11angeleyes11]

Don't you listen, Professor?  If you're still sick tonight,  try some  Tumeric, it cures everything else and feels better than a swine flu vacination. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Guest:  'Amino acids formed in space and came here on meteorites, and likely developed on earth as well'

Caller:  'So did amino acids come from space or develop here on earth?'

George:  'Good question'


Not only was it a good question, but since the guest has just finished answering it before the caller asked it, it was a question George himself was just waiting to ask.

[The Professor]

Wow, noorys new studio set up
Makes him fastest google in the west
He just outdrew phil on iapedus, of course,
Pretending he was just remembering iapedus
Is walnut shape...

[PB the Deplorable]

Guest:  '... Devils Tower...'

George (jumping in):  'Close Encounters!!'


George is on pace to surpass his movie reference record set last night... must be getting lonely in Sherman Oaks..

[HAL 9000]

I THINK I just heard a female caller say there were 19 amino acids on earth - she's wrong (or maybe I heard her wrong)... the human body has 22 "essential" amino acids - which, through personal  research, all of which can be found in Spaghettios. For the cost conscious, all 22 amino acids are also present in the Kroger brand of Spaghettios.

Recent research suggests all are also present in a pizza with pepperoni, green peppers, onions, ham, and double mozzarella cheese.

[The Professor]

Last night's show killed more brain cells than a Jack Daniels distillery. George Noory was immune.

Ironically, the moron vaccine is the only
One George seems to have taken...

[11angeleyes11]

Wow, noorys new studio set up
Makes him fastest google in the west
He just outdrew phil on iapedus, of course,
Pretending he was just remembering iapedus
Is walnut shape...

Don't you know that Google is now passe according to Dr. Katherine Albright.  I'm sure that the studio uses Startpage, formerly known as X-Quick.

[PB the Deplorable]

George just now (plugging tomorrows show):  'Coming up tomorrow it's Ghost Hunter John Kachuba, guess what we'll be talking about'


Wait... don't tell me.... 2012 and coincidences?

Ding.  There's one.

[11angeleyes11]

Didn't the "Bad" Astronomer just conclude with the "Good" year 2012?  He'll be back on the show, no doubt. 

[Supernormal]

Guest:  '... Devils Tower...'

George (jumping in):  'Close Encounters!!'


George is on pace to surpass his movie reference record set last night... must be getting lonely in Sherman Oaks..

He would be lost without film references. I mean that in a literal sense too. He likely has a map on which landmarks and cities are replaced by movie titles.

George Voice: "We flew threw "Contact" on our way to "Eyes Wide Shut".

[The Professor]

Who Is morons main guest tonite?
The suspense is killing me...tho the answer could as well

[PB the Deplorable]

Didn't the "Bad" Astronomer just conclude with the "Good" year 2012?  He'll be back on the show, no doubt.

BA (checking watch), thinks to self:  '10:58 - time to get in the gratuitous 2012 reference...'

George (all tingly):  'Yew just had to get that year in, didn't yew?'


Yes, there's George - refusing to be manipulated and resenting the attempt.

[Supernormal]

Ding.  There's one.

Noory: "You would say 2012, wouldn't you?"

What a suave way to go to a commercial! Connery and Moore would be proud. You can't bottle cool like that.

[PB the Deplorable]

He would be lost without film references. I mean that in a literal sense too. He likely has a map on which landmarks and cities are replaced by movie titles.

George Voice: "We flew threw "Contact" on our way to "Eyes Wide Shut".

LOL.  I think 'Eyes Wide Shut' is the unofficial PremRad nickname for his studio..

[Supernormal]

George (all tingly):  'Yew just had to get that year in, didn't yew

I apologize for the synchronicity. We posted the same message within seconds of each other.

[Supernormal]

LOL.  I think 'Eyes Wide Shut' is the unofficial PremRad nickname for his studio..

Ding! His *mind* is wide open....just enough for his brain to fall out.

[The Professor]

Why the hell did noory bring up Djin...sounds like he
Had that chambered...it makes mr want some Gin...

[The Professor]

I believe noory would scare a ghost...or at least
Insult it's intelligence...

Does noory have the wrong deck,
He's off on his intelligent design cards ...

[Supernormal]

That was when I got insulted - REALLY insulted!  For the love of GAWD!  It was an obvious setup - and the puke-worthy mea culpa - so fake and so poorly delivered at the end.  Are there really people who could not see he was being manipulative, and doing it BADLY?

It dawned on me that day that not only was Noory and idiot - but he thinks his listeners are as well.

Your last sentence captures the essence of the show better than most that I've read. I had my Road to Damascus when he blamed deaths and disasters on this show. His magical thoughts must have astounded the most imaginative first-grader with a serious case of schizophrenia. The man is disturbed.

[The Professor]

I think c2c needs an excorcism, it
Is possessed by a dumb-en

[The Professor]

Someone should break the news to
George that the old testament was
Not written in English...I'm guessing
Fallen did not have the same set of meanings
As it does in English, regarding aliens falling
From the sky..

Angels are aliens...another of morons
Cherished wishes...

[Supernormal]

I think c2c needs an excorcism, it
Is possessed by a dumb-en

It took him twenty minutes to mention them. I don't want to freak out the members, but I talked to a pastor who performed an exorcism. He was shaken by the experience, and he told me that it's best to not talk or think about demons too much. I wish that the obsessed Noory would take his advice!

[The Professor]

Is it me, or is this interview really dull...?

[The Professor]

Were surrounded by subtle energy,
And the bible is open to interpretation...

Ok, can I be a guest on Coas t now?

[The Professor]

I went out today and bought a suit for
A wedding I'm attending this weekend.

This is boring and irrelevant information,
But it seemed to fit in with the show Tonight...

[11angeleyes11]

Is it me, or is this interview really dull...?

You cannot achieve the same excellence as you had with Steven Quayle last night, don't be so hard on the host.