George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

prof, i thought you gave up on fast-blasting noory?

I did, but (a) I'm sick, so all promisies are off for Noory ruining my sick-night, and (b) I take great pains not to insult Noory in with FB...

[Supernormal]

you know, oral roberts claimed he had a vison of a 900 foot tall jesus

quayle has this pseudo-religious thing going...and he's seen like a 20 foot tall jesus

oral begged for $8 million or "god would call him home"...steve shills constantly on c2c

steve quayle = oral roberts jr?

We need to be rational. It could be a part of Project Blue Beam, which was initiated by the Illuminati.

[Baghdad Bob]

Well, I take back everything I said about Quayle, not that I know all his
theories are ultimately provided to him by our lord jesus Christ...

another steve quayle and oral roberts connection...

[The Professor]

Movie references fats and furious....

Erik Von Daniken is bright...and a convicted con man...he wrote one of
his early books while in jail....no wonder Noory and Quayle lookup to him...

[Baghdad Bob]

We need to be rational. It could be a part of Project Blue Beam, which was initiated by the Illuminati.

ah yes, and hoagland's data-head on the moon was someone who knew too much?

[Supernormal]

Its the lightening round segment! Steve Qualye is going full nutball now! Go steve!!!
Don't forget the Anunaki, or chemtrails!

Steve Voice: "Don't be preposterous! Sitchen was wrong about them; they're obviously fallen angels."

[The Professor]

[Quayle] Neurolinguistic programming: Flu bad...vacccine good....

[George]and the media just runs with that!!!

yeah, now that George put it that way, its really rediculous...Flu bad, vaccine good! Ha! Good one. Can't fool me with that any more! Bring em on!
Air good. Yeah, right!!!

[Mops]

ah yes, and hoagland's data-head on the moon was someone who knew too much?

Fast blast that one to George.

[PB the Deplorable]

Its the lightening round segment! Steve Qualye is going full nutball now! Go steve!!!
Don't forget the Anunaki, or chemtrails!

How can we be expected to take someone seriously that doesn't even have a big wig-tent of white curly hair to convey his status of Knower?

[Supernormal]

The real reason we're fighting in Afghanistan .......Longwalkers!


You couldn't possibly make this stuff up.....well Quayle could I guess.

Come on, Curtis. He has secret military sources. ;-)

[The Professor]

wow, I'm speechless...I feel as if a runaway car (noory) just sheared the
top off a lunancy hydrant...


"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the sign post up ahead, your next stop...The Quayle Zone!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF-yh4mU6ps

[Mops]

Let's see if this mass consciousness stuff really works.  Everyone wish for Squeaky Fromme to call the show.

[PB the Deplorable]

Nice George.  Interrupts Quail to bring up the bird that drops pebbles into a glass to bring the water level up.

Perfect addition to the segment.

[The Professor]

I like the way Noory keeps Quayle focused:

[Noory] And did you hear  in Flordia they are slaughtering horses for meat?

[Supernormal]

Noory is ranting Aesop's Fables now! It could be that even he has his limits.

That was a good parody, Professor. Sadly, Noory promised to play the tune on his harmonica, so we have that to look forward to (along with the tone-deaf grannies and warbling drunks).

[The Professor]

I missed the volcano part...is that Quayle?

[Curtis Loew]

Come on, Curtis. He has secret military sources. ;-)

ahhh yes  I forgot about the sauces.     He was just talking about eating dogs and cats,   did I miss something while I was out getting some milk?

[The Professor]

How can we be expected to take someone seriously that doesn't even have a big wig-tent of white curly hair to convey his status of Knower?

Does Quayle have a web-cam? by this point he must have huge pulsing veins in his head like the aliens that captured commander Pike...

[Mops]

ahhh yes  I forgot about the sauces.     He was just talking about eating dogs and cats,   did I miss something while I was out getting some milk?

Nah.  In fact, if I heard Quayle right, you got home just in time for the end of the world.

[The Professor]

Nice George.  Interrupts Quail to bring up the bird that drops pebbles into a glass to bring the water level up.

yes, he was fascinated by it, and Qualye said it proved thre was Intelligent Design...the worst thing is, George is really going to be making a mess at restaurants now...

[Supernormal]

ahhh yes  I forgot about the sauces.     He was just talking about eating dogs and cats,   did I miss something while I was out getting some milk?

I don't know. It could be that his secret sources are really sauced when they talk to him.

Source Voice: "This Quayle guy will buy anything. I'm gonna tell him that giants cause earthquakes and landslides when they go bowling."

[The Professor]

which is worse, that a nutball can get on the radio and spew jiberish
for three hours, or that that host is so untalented that he needs the jibberish stream to fill what would otherwise be dead air....

[Mops]

Tiny Bubbles might be more appropriate bumper music than Born on the Bayou

[PB the Deplorable]

George's commercial for the CC Pocket Radio - '...you can take it anywhere, it has 200 memories...'

Even the tiny radio can't take it, good thing it has some memories to look back on while it's owner tunes in the show...

[The Professor]

ahhh yes  I forgot about the sauces.     He was just talking about eating dogs and cats,   did I miss something while I was out getting some milk?

well,if you were only gone a minute, I'd say you missed about 3 declarations of clinical insanity...

[The Professor]

Tiny Bubbles might be more appropriate bumper music than Born on the Bayou

I think when Quayle is on, only Dr. Demento songs should be  allowed...

[Curtis Loew]

well,if you were only gone a minute, I'd say you missed about 3 declarations of clinical insanity...

Thanks,   no problem though I've just heard  another 2.

[Mops]

Good luck to Quayle's daughter and her singing career, but covering The Shaggs in country-western does not sound promising.

[Supernormal]

well,if you were only gone a minute, I'd say you missed about 3 declarations of clinical insanity...

LOL At least, we'll hear some sane callers, who always are voices of reason.

Ding! on Quayle's mention of "Outbreak".

[PB the Deplorable]

First Ian and Ethiopia, now George and Eritrea.   Is there a Coast requirement that the hosts cannot know a thing about Africa?

At least Ian seems to have heard of Ethiopia and can pronounce it.... oh, wait... Tommy must have Wiki'd it for him, now he knows all about it...