George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[The Professor]

Isn't letting Noory callers talk to Quayle like pouring molten lava on a cargoship full of fireworks?

[The Professor]

LOL At least, we'll hear some sane callers, who always are voices of reason.

Ding! on Quayle's mention of "Outbreak".

I'm recalling your DING...is there any one word in the English language Quayle has not used?

[The Professor]

[Caller] is there any hope?

Yes, hope lies in the facts that the guest is a lunatic and the host is a moron...

on the other hand, if a caller is asking the question...

No.

[The Professor]

the ghosts of giants are our demons? Noory should love that...

[Supernormal]

Quayle said that ETs are evil. Gee, I didn't see that one coming. Noory remains silent and lets him give a sermon. George should quit the show and do a crusade with Steve and Bob Larson.

[The Professor]

Finally,  a caller with the same confusion as me.,...

[PB the Deplorable]

The Time Machine.  That was a darkhorse...

[Supernormal]

I'm recalling your DING...is there any one word in the English language Quayle has not used?

Facts? I'm just sayin'.

[Supernormal]

The Time Machine.  That was a darkhorse...

He also mentioned "To Serve Mankind". That's what's known as a *dead* horse.

[Mops]

I missed the volcano part...is that Quayle?

Either Krakatoa or Anak Krakatau is fixin to blow.  But I think the super flu will kill us before the giant cannibals come, so we have that going for us.

[Supernormal]

The Time Machine

I'd like to get one of those. I'd go back in time and give a tape of tonight's show to Art Bell.

[Mops]

I'd like to get one of those. I'd go back in time and give a tape of tonight's show to Art Bell.

Five dings

[HAL 9000]

Quayle just mentioned lollipops... I wish a had a couple of fentanyl lollipops right now...

     

[The Professor]

Ok, lets recap:

Illuminati going to use vaccine to kill 90% of earth population

Giants coming to eat men and rape women

Aliens set to detroy humanity

Massive Volcano Eruptions and Asteroid impacts coming

Obama imposing martial law and taking all guns this fall


[Noory] Steve, whats next up for you?

[Quayle] I've got a new script I'm pitching in Hollywood called LongWalkers...

[The Professor]

I'd like to get one of those. I'd go back in time and give a tape of tonight's show to Art Bell.

I think the responsible thing is to give the tape to Quayles doctor...

[PB the Deplorable]

George just now (plugging tomorrows show):  'Coming up tomorrow it's Ghost Hunter John Kachuba, guess what we'll be talking about'


Wait... don't tell me.... 2012 and coincidences?

[Supernormal]

Ok, lets recap:

Illuminati going to use vaccine to kill 90% of earth population

Giants coming to eat men and rape women

Aliens set to detroy humanity

Massive Volcano Eruptions and Asteroid impacts coming

Obama imposing martial law and taking all guns this fall


[Noory] Steve, whats next up for you?

[Quayle] I've got a new script I'm pitching in Hollywood called LongWalkers...

Touche! You couldn't be more on the money if you were at Fort Knox.

[The Professor]

[SQ] I was going to be an Egyptologist, but I was just too random.

Uhh, this begs the question of how Egyptologist differs from any other endeavor...

[Mops]

At the top of the interview Quayle mentioned something about the police preparing to surround or quarantine a hospital in Kalispell, Montana due to a Swine Flu epidemic.  That would probably make the national news but I found no mention of it.  He's done that before - make up "breaking" news at the start of the program.
So that's it!  I'll never believe another word Quayle says again!! 

[Supernormal]

I think the responsible thing is to give the tape to Quayles doctor...

Or his minister.

Quayle: "Most preachers don't want to talk about ETs."
Noory: "Of course not!"

How can one show mess up both science *and* theology?

[The Professor]

Now comes the scary part of the show....

...callers who thank Steve for the wisdom he just passed on....

[Mops]

How about that?!?  Squeaky just called.

[The Professor]

Or his minister.

Quayle: "Most preachers don't want to talk about ETs."
Noory: "Of course not!"

How can one show mess up both science *and* theology?

You forgot to include sociology, politics and economics...

[Supernormal]

Now comes the scary part of the show....

...callers who thank Steve for the wisdom he just passed on....

Noory asked him why people just won't listen. You could start a thread about that one.

[HAL 9000]

During my training, I had to do 2 psych-rotations, one of which was in a lock-down unit, where literally, patients were locked in the floor they were on - there were double doors, with a vestibule in between, each of which was locked, and only staff had keys.

Without question, I met more sane people there than tonight's quest. I would've had no problem, had I met Quayle in the unit, believing any diagnosis from the DSM-IV that anyone had assigned him.

So many drugs come to mind - both for me and for him.

[Supernormal]

How about that?!?  Squeaky just called.

Speaking of that, how did this caller squeak past the screeners? He actually was skeptical.

[The Professor]

Wow, Quayle just did logical battle with a caller.

[SQ] So, your argument is kinda workin' against ya' there. yaha.

[Mops]

Now comes the scary part of the show....

...callers who thank Steve for the wisdom he just passed on....

Kumbayaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

[The Professor]

The sad thing is, the slur in Quayle's voice suggest his IS heavily medicated...

[Mops]

Speaking of that, how did this caller squeak past the screeners? He actually was skeptical.

That was Squeaky