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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No


Sophie

Quote from: hillcrest on July 28, 2009, 04:42:11 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got banned from GLP.. don't ask me why...


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

also... is it just me or is Noory becoming even more dick-ish, defensive and generally more of an arrogant cock lately?  hm mmmmm  :P

I get banned once a week or so, even if I don't post anything, it's I think an IP ban.

Yes, Noory is more dick-ish, defensive and so rude to his guests it's hard to believe.  Did you hear him tell that women listeners could find her book through her website "because that's the way it works around here.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH   He is a disgusting individual. :-X

Supernormal

Quote from: KnyeGuy on July 26, 2009, 08:34:29 PM
Yeah I agree. Whether you believe in God or not, the subject does fall in line with C2C's theme (as long as you DON'T  allow endless scripturing quoting! haha...Which of course Art never did).

You can bet that Noory would let a caller read the whole Book of Revelation if they were inclined to do so. He lets the hypochondriacs drone on forever too. He'll interrupt the intriguing and non-repetitive (not concerning old hags) calls from smart folks, though. Count on it.

Supernormal

Quote from: KnyeGuy on July 24, 2009, 09:54:20 AM
If he is, then it would be a very LOOOOOONGGGGG early stage indeed...
Besides, he's on a health regimen that includes LOTS of Turmeric - I'm sure Alzheimer's is one of the infinite maladies covered by this miracle herb <insert sarcasm here>

He must have stock in that stuff. I can see him unloading it on unwary customers at medicine shows in his past life in the Old West.

Supernormal

Quote from: valdez on July 28, 2009, 02:59:54 AM
     After Kelly Ray  (july 28) told George she didn't like to use the word "possessed", Noory not only continued to use it, but he used it extensively.

Of course, the obsessed guy always uses it excessively. ;-) Maybe the devil makes him do it.

The Professor

The main draw for tonight's show on Intelligent Design: What is
the number of minutes into the interview until Noory says:

[Noory] The universe is just so orderly! It has to be designed!

I'm going with 10 minutes.

The Professor

Also, will he ask the guest is he is familiar with the work of Sitchin?

I say yes, but not until hour 2.

Supernormal

Quote from: hillcrest on July 28, 2009, 04:42:11 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got banned from GLP.. don't ask me why...


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

also... is it just me or is Noory becoming even more dick-ish, defensive and generally more of an arrogant cock lately?  hm mmmmm  :P

There are times when I can't post *or* lurk there. GLP's incessant bans guarantee that I won't join their site.

Noory seems to save the 'tude for the females. He almost never cops one when he talks to males.

Supernormal

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2009, 11:08:08 PM
Also, will he ask the guest is he is familiar with the work of Sitchin?

I say yes, but not until hour 2.

Yeah, he'll mention that the Anunnaki supposedly designed us, but you can't say that the design was intelligent in his case. How will he work in demons, though?

The Professor

I believe in a modified form of Darwinism, in which all life arose from a common ancestor, except for Noory, who is actually the immediate offspring of the primordial sludge.

The Professor

Quote from: Supernormal on July 28, 2009, 11:16:46 PM
Yeah, he'll mention that the Anunnaki supposedly designed us, but you can't say that the design was intelligent in his case. How will he work in demons, though?

[Noory] The universe was designed for good, but who designed the demons?

The Professor


[Noory] Steven, did you, like me, know what you wanted to do from a young age?



Indeed, ever since he was breast fed, George knew he wanted to suck.

The Professor


wow, what a surprise, the guest is a traditional christian.

The Professor



[Noory] If you were in a room today with Darwin, would he think I'm a moron?

Supernormal

I have to give the guest props for politely correcting George. Noory claimed that Darwin had no people of faith around him. I guess that his mom and his wife (not the same person) were never around him. George always should consult Wiki before making such blanket statements.

The Professor

The guest is trapped in his own muddled musings...there is no law anywhere that says "information" can only come from an intelligent entity. An ice crystal is highly informative (structured, patterned, etc, yet we know it arises from simple physics, not via some designer.

I'm sure he's a legitimate philosopher of science, but he simply serves to illustrate the huge difference between philosophers of science and scientists, the former having contributed nothing to the history of scientific development.

The hallmark of philosophers is they love to spin clever-sounding arguments, but never do any experiments.

Supernormal

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2009, 11:26:10 PM
wow, what a surprise, the guest is a traditional christian.

George said that, like the guest, his family were nominal Catholics too. Do you think that George knows what "nominal" means? George is the nominal host of C2C.

George Voice: "We should have you on with Father Diamond and Father Wingate."

The Professor

Quote from: Supernormal on July 28, 2009, 11:31:17 PM
I have to give the guest props for politely correcting George. Noory claimed that Darwin had no people of faith around him. I guess that his mom and his wife (not the same person) were never around him. George always should consult Wiki before making such blanket statements.

Yeah, classic Noory:

[Noory] Darwin was not raised with faith.

<1 MINUTE LATER>

[Noory] Darwin was surrounded by religion.


The Professor

Quote from: Supernormal on July 28, 2009, 11:37:03 PM
George said that, like the guest, his family were nominal Catholics too. Do you think that George knows what "nominal" means? George is the nominal host of C2C.

George Voice: "We should have you on with Father Diamond and Father Wingate."

[noory] I'd love to do a panel show with you, Father Diamond, Father Wingate,
and a psychic channeling Charles Darwin.

The Professor


[Noory] What is DNA?

Well, in the present context, I think it is:

Dumb Noory Assertions


The Professor

[Noory] DNA, thats a nucleic acid, right?

[Guest] Yes.

[Noory] What is that?


In other words: George Noory---just enough wikipedia to be dangerous.

Supernormal

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2009, 11:32:04 PM
The hallmark of philosophers is they love to spin clever-sounding arguments, but never do any experiments.

He's doing a risky experiment just by talking with the "anti-clever" host. I guess that you can say that about most of the guests.

The Professor

[Noory] Can DNA mutate?

Wow, Noory has a new writing team. I'm guessing its a class of 7 year olds.


[Noory] Can we breathe air?

The Professor

Quote from: Supernormal on July 28, 2009, 11:43:40 PM
He's doing a risky experiment just by talking with the "anti-clever" host. I guess that you can say that about most of the guests.


You are right SuperN---talking to Noory could definitely mutate him....

The Professor

DING! Minute 39:

[Noory] Life is too organized!

I was off by 29 minutes though, I forgot we had to peruse wikipedia first...

Supernormal

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2009, 11:43:29 PM
[Noory] DNA, thats a nucleic acid, right?

[Guest] Yes.

[Noory] What is that?


In other words: George Noory---just enough wikipedia to be dangerous.

George Voice: "De' oxy? Why can't it be made from cows?"

Ding! You are Cayce and Kreskin wrapped into one psychic (Noory's question).

The Professor

Didn't the guest shoot himself in the philosophical foot:

[Guest] DNA is like a language.

uhh...yes, and who designed the English language?

Supernormal

Quote from: The Professor on July 28, 2009, 11:48:09 PM
DING! Minute 39:

[Noory] Life is too organized!

I was off by 29 minutes though, I forgot we had to peruse wikipedia first...

Check out the times of our posts. We both typed "ding" at 12:48.

The Professor

Quote from: Supernormal on July 28, 2009, 11:48:23 PM
George Voice: "De' oxy? Why can't it be made from cows?"

Haaaaa!

Good point, Super---I bet Noory bailed on deoxyribonucleic acid...I'm surprised
we didn't get

[Noory] DNA....its made of Acid! How could life be full of acid???

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