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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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So Ian is learning about the Nations of Africa, in case it comes up when he gets on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' (but specifically not just because a 'well educated' person such as Ian should probably know a few basic facts, like where most places are on a map).

Wow, a few things come to mind. 

First, isn't it unseemly for a 'man of god' to be chasing the buck on TV?  Can't picture Mother Teresa on Wheel of Fortune, somehow.

Also, he's bragging about not knowing where Ethiopia is, or how to pronounce Namibia... shades of George Noory, except at least Ian possibly knows where Africa itself is.  Didn't Ethiopia come up anywhere in his studies at Seminary?


And speaking of George, somehow it seems doubtful even Ian would use him as a 'lifeline' if he gets stuck... maybe a caller should ask...

Sophie

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 26, 2009, 03:33:23 AM
So Ian is learning about the Nations of Africa, in case it comes up when he gets on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' (but specifically not just because a 'well educated' person such as Ian should probably know a few basic facts, like where most places are on a map).

Wow, a few things come to mind. 

First, isn't it unseemly for a 'man of god' to be chasing the buck

on TV?  Can't picture Mother Teresa on Wheel of Fortune, somehow.

Also, he's bragging about not knowing where Ethiopia is, or how to pronounce Namibia... shades of George Noory, except at least Ian possibly knows where Africa itself is.  Didn't Ethiopia come up anywhere in his studies at Seminary?


And speaking of George, somehow it seems doubtful even Ian would use him as a 'lifeline' if he gets stuck... maybe a caller should ask...


It is unseemly for a "man of god" to be chasing the buck on TV, but that doesn't seem to stop them.

Maybe if he gets stuck and needs a lifeline he can get the Holy Host himself!

EvB

Quote from: Sophie on July 26, 2009, 10:20:47 AM

It is unseemly for a "man of god" to be chasing the buck on TV, but that doesn't seem to stop them.

Maybe if he gets stuck and needs a lifeline he can get the Holy Host himself!

Oh POO!   Why?  It's fun, and it's not illegal.  And besides - if "chasing the buck" were what it was all about there are easier, and more sure, ways.

A lot of people (not just here) have a lot of strange ideas about how clergy should behave. 

As for this:

QuoteCan't picture Mother Teresa on Wheel of Fortune, somehow.

Mother Teresa was a member of an order that took a vow of poverty.  And, even so, (while I can't imagine her doing this because of her personality) people like that go after $$$ for their cause all the time.  In fact, when was quite well known for traveling to the homes of the well-to-do and well connected (politicians in her case) and leaving with fat donations.

But don't get me started on Mother Teresa- that's a whole other can of worms.


Back to Ian:  I say good luck to him.  I hope he gets on. 

Sophie

Quote from: EvB on July 26, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
Oh POO!   Why?  It's fun, and it's not illegal.  And besides - if "chasing the buck" were what it was all about there are easier, and more sure, ways.

A lot of people (not just here) have a lot of strange ideas about how clergy should behave. 

I say good luck to him.  I hope he gets on.

Don't get me wrong, I would definitely watch.

EvB

Quote from: HighwayofDiamonds on July 24, 2009, 03:21:17 AM
I just joined. I used to think GN wasn't so bad, but that's when i only caught a few words while falling asleep (i'm on the east coast). Now that i listen to the podcast, i'm appalled.

WELCOME!  You sound like me  ;)

QuoteAnd WHY does he have to talk about God???

I don't know what you're referring to specificity - but c2c has always been about the unexplainable and unprovable. God falls into that catagory.  Art talked about God, a lot.  It's hard to talk about creation, other intelligent species, plans of existence, life after death, NDEs and so forth without God popping up in the conversation, whatever it is you actually believe. 

Quote from: EvB on July 26, 2009, 10:54:49 AM
A lot of people (not just here) have a lot of strange ideas about how clergy should behave. 

Chief among them are the clergy themselves.

I would love to see Ian on.  Very much.  Seeing George on would be even better.


EvB

QuoteChief among them are the clergy themselves.

Okay - sure - I'm willing to go with "clergy included" for more reasons than I care to think about!

Curtis Loew

Quote from: Supernormal on July 26, 2009, 12:08:46 AM
........ but I dig the Blavatsky stuff since I like shows on esoterica and history. Levenda's one of my favorite guests.

Levenda fan here too,  I wouldn't have minded listening to this but I was out.  I'll find a copy of it later and check it out.

HAL 9000

Quote from: Curtis Loew
Levenda fan here too,  I wouldn't have minded listening to this but I was out.  I'll find a copy of it later and check it out.

Hey mate, if you're looking for Levenda's last appearance, I show it as being May 10, '09 (Mother's Day here in US)

Download:


Click: HERE to get the show.


KnyeGuy

Quote from: EvB on July 26, 2009, 11:11:39 AM

I don't know what you're referring to specificity - but c2c has always been about the unexplainable and unprovable. God falls into that catagory. 

Yeah I agree. Whether you believe in God or not, the subject does fall in line with C2C's theme (as long as you DON'T  allow endless scripturing quoting! haha...Which of course Art never did).

Curtis Loew

Quote from: V for Vendetta on July 26, 2009, 05:31:13 PM
Hey mate, if you're looking for Levenda's last appearance, I show it as being May 10, '09 (Mother's Day here in US)

Download:


Click: HERE to get the show.



Awesome,  thanks so much.   I missed that one totally, shall download and give it a listen.  :)

Supernormal

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 26, 2009, 01:46:22 PM
I would love to see Ian on ["Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"]. Very much.  Seeing George on would be even better.

The best would be to see George on "Jeopardy". Put him on during kids' week.

Supernormal

Quote from: Curtis Loew on July 26, 2009, 04:51:19 PM
Levenda fan here too,  I wouldn't have minded listening to this but I was out.  I'll find a copy of it later and check it out.

"Unholy Alliance" was a good read. It sounds like we have similar libraries, from what you've said in the past.

Curtis Loew

Quote from: Supernormal on July 26, 2009, 11:19:02 PM
"Unholy Alliance" was a good read. It sounds like we have similar libraries, from what you've said in the past.


I also have my trusty copy of the "Simon Necronomicon"  ;D








I must read Unholy Alliance again.

Supernormal

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 27, 2009, 12:51:02 AM
Alex:  'George, you did really well in the Dead Children [category].

He might do well in that category. Speaking of that subject, what are the odds that Noory will read this horrid, tragic story (couldn't read past the first part), from the Drudge Report, on Monday night? A woman murdered and mutilated her child. She blamed the devil.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/2-week-old_baby_stabbed_to_death.html

Supernormal

Quote from: Supernormal on July 27, 2009, 02:57:49 AM
He might do well in that category. Speaking of that subject, what are the odds that Noory will read this horrid, tragic story (couldn't read past the first part), from the Drudge Report, on Monday night? A woman murdered and mutilated her child. She blamed the devil.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/2-week-old_baby_stabbed_to_death.html

He read two other dead baby stories in a row. One dealt with a man who threw his preschool daughter off a cliff! WTF is wrong with this guy? He can't go a show without talking about dead babies and demons.

Someone just called in and asked two questions, one of them asking whether it was true the US government confiscated privately held gold during the Great Depression.

Ever the shill, George quickly guided the guest to respond specifically to just the other question, and made darn sure to skip over the gold question.  Wouldn't want anyone to wonder whether they should re-think buying gold from one of his sponsors, no matter how unrelated the question seemed.

So George 'I only want the truth' Noory, tell us again how your show is not just another infomercial?

Supernormal

Guest: "The ghost made me depressed."

Noory: "Did the entity change your personality?"

He asked that question a minute or so after she made her comment. I paraphrased a bit BTW.

Quote from: Supernormal on July 27, 2009, 10:15:17 PM
He read two other dead baby stories in a row. One dealt with a man who threw his preschool daughter off a cliff! WTF is wrong with this guy? He can't go a show without talking about dead babies and demons.

He loves it!

Supernormal

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 27, 2009, 11:18:38 PM
He loves it!

He "just knows" that some people are possessed, even though they don't realize it. I call this a case of the nut leading the nuts. The scary thing is that such childish and insane thinking can lead to tragic consequences. Look at the Drudge Report story.

Supernormal

Guest Voice: "Ghosts drink at bars."

George Voice: "Is that why they call them alcoholic spirits?"

Noory's laughter is as awkward and mistimed as his segues. It sounds like he might have lost his index cards tonight.

Supernormal

How does Noory know that *he's* not possessed? He's definitely obsessed with the subject. He always talks about dead babies and ghoulish things. Maybe he's in need of an exorcism, himself.

Quote from: Supernormal on July 27, 2009, 11:25:51 PM
He "just knows" that some people are possessed, even though they don't realize it. I call this a case of the nut leading the nuts. The scary thing is that such childish and insane thinking can lead to tragic consequences. Look at the Drudge Report story.

whats the drudge report? is there  a link?


Quote from: Curtis Loew on July 28, 2009, 12:21:20 AM
http://www.drudgereport.com

thanks CL.. was there a specific story on that site about Snoron? I can't find anything... sorry, i'm retarded.. pls bear with me...

oh boy, do callers just call Noory in hopes of getting some kind of therapy or to yap about their boring lives?

Curtis Loew

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 28, 2009, 12:24:16 AM
thanks CL.. was there a specific story on that site about Snoron? I can't find anything... sorry, i'm retarded.. pls bear with me...

Not sure but I did find a Dead Baby story there  so yeah it is kind of Booron related.

Supernormal

Quote from: TheAntiGeorgie on July 28, 2009, 12:17:08 AM
whats the drudge report? is there  a link?

ETA: I sent it via PM. BTW, it was posted on the Drudge Report, which covers stories from around the world.

valdez

     After Kelly Ray  (july 28) told George she didn't like to use the word "possessed", Noory not only continued to use it, but he used it extensively.  He had a long weekend hobnobbing with La Toya Jackson  and has a lot of catching up to do.   

hillcrest

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got banned from GLP.. don't ask me why...


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

also... is it just me or is Noory becoming even more dick-ish, defensive and generally more of an arrogant cock lately?  hm mmmmm  :P


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