The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

This one is obviously one of those 'humids' David Jacobs was talking about.

You're just jelly you don't have a Midlands accent.

[nooryisawesome]

Shreddy, would you like to see the money order receipts for the payments I have already made ?
They're sitting in a stack on my Imac table.
You, like so many on here, talk out of your ass and only THINK you know what I do.
Kathy has a perfect record of paying for her cards and has one with a $1,500 limit and others around a thousand each. She paid off 4 cards as it is.
I get credit to buy things I need or to go somewhere I need to go.
I don't get NEW credit to max it out and NOT pay for it, no matter what you assume.
I'm building up my credit to go to paranormal events as I said I would.
Starting next month the payments will automatically get paid out of my checking account through bill pay, so I won't be buying money orders and I was only doing that because I had my wallet stolen in July and had to cancel cards and close and open new accounts.
Unless YOU want to pay for my or our payments, STFU about them.
They don't give you new cards if you're behind on the old ones, which I am not.
The only problem I've had is that it takes too much time for the payments to be credited or to reach the payment address. It took 9 days for one payment to get to the payee last month and my water machine bill was not noted as being paid when it was.
Not that its any of yours or anyone else's business but my rating is in the  mid 600's and going up and that only because 2 of my cards went into default when I got ill years ago. They are no longer on my record.
My payment history on MY cards is just fine.
I am also authorized on Kathy's gas cards so that I can talk to them over the phone when they claim they hadn't gotten a payment, when they had and I and her are both making payments on those.

Blow your assumptions about my creditability out your ass.

You NEED government assistance to pay for a trip to a UFO convention? STFU

EVERYONE knows that's a LIE. There are people in this world with serious medical conditions who still go to work everyday. All so people like Falkie can sit at home and mooch. I wouldn't care if he wasn't taking needless trips, wasting money on Apple products, all while gloating online.

[Falkie2013]

If you get any fatter, you cloth-headed water buffalo, even getting out of bed will soon rank as a 'paranormal event'.

It would be a paranormal event to imagine you post anything of substance on this thread that anyone other than yourself would care to read.
And the towel was a prop, you idiot.

I'm slowly losing weight not gaining it, at least in sections of my stomach by the shallow areas thst can be seen, as I have lot weight in the past,
My eating, sleeping, and other habits are all askew by Kathy being here and once she moves out I will eat  more regularly and sleep more regular hours.
I only hope its soon because she gets on my nerves and vice versa. I want my life and apartment back no matter what any of you think of it.
She was supposed to be staying with Ratty Patty and lately Patty has been trying to get Kathy to stay overnight in a ploy to wheedle money out of her for rat bait and such. The problem with that is Patty moved the living room couch out to the lawn so there'd be nowhere for Kathy to sleep.

[ONeill]

You left your wallet in a shopping cart at Walmart, Flunkie, a pickpocket didn't lift it off of you. No one wants to look at you, much less touch you.

Here we go. This was a classic Falkie post. It goes without saying that there were things in it that one simply couldn't delete when quoting.

We found out Saturday our 2nd prius key was not locking the car properly and my wallet fell out of my Ipad air bag and somone stole it and also our tinted driver's side visor thing. That I can replace on Ebay but replacing all my ID is going to be a hassle. I have to have someone put a clasp on my Spitfire carrying bag. Velcro ain't going to cut it. I thought having a big wallet would keep me from losing it. 😰
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Drone asked Kathy what was the biggest thing she ever took up her ass.

[SredniVashtar]

You're just jelly you don't have a Midlands accent.

Quite frankly, it's very easy to do, you just hit yourself over the head a few times and it happens quite naturally.

Tara a bit!

[Defwhale]

Hello ?
Do you even bother to COMPREHEND what I write ?
And you're being a total asshole. I don't eat raw chicken. Nor frozen chicken.

Paid for my new glasses and a set of frames. Cost me $240 instead of the $160 I was quoted last month.
Noory emailed me that he's looking forward to seeing me today.
Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed. Even stomach flu wasn't this bad.
Headed out for Santa Cruz after we go to Walmart and get pepto bis oil and Drammamine. The stuff laughed at DiGas. I ate a pint of Chunky Monkey and that stopped the bile.
I have no desire to eat chicken for a long time.
No wi fi of the event. Went to AT & T & they said it takes 2 days to unlock IPhone. TMobile wants a $400 deposit for their crummy $40 a month payment which is outrageous. No time to go to Apple Store to unlock.
Will save it up after Kathy move.

[ONeill]

"Quote him without mercy"

[SredniVashtar]

It would be a paranormal event to imagine you post anything of substance on this thread that anyone other than yourself would care to read.
And the towel was a prop, you idiot.

You're such a bitch to me! If you keep this sort of shit up I might stop fancying you altogether.

[littlechris]

Quite frankly, it's very easy to do, you just hit yourself over the head a few times and it happens quite naturally.

Tara a bit!

Shreddy, are you familiar with niles standish?

He's hillarious!! 

https://youtu.be/BHUNWqmasxk

https://youtu.be/LNJLjIkq8AA

https://youtu.be/eyu0lAfAFIM

[bateman]

to imagine you post anything of substance on this thread that anyone other than yourself would care to read.

Presented without comment.

[bateman]

And what's this about "sections" of your stomach? Are you literally a cow?

[Inglorious Bitch]

And what's this about "sections" of your stomach? Are you literally a cow?

No, that's Kathy.

[ONeill]

No, that's Kathy.

Yes, Falkie is a sea cow, together with flippers and a tail.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, Falkie is a sea cow, together with flippers and a tail.

Is that a picture from the Sea World days? Try to get it autographed and then you can sell it on eBay.

[ONeill]

Is that a picture from the Sea World days? Try to get it autographed and then you can sell it on eBay.

That's unfortunately only a copy. The original was devoured by Sweet K together with all the real sea life. They stopped her only after all the collectible posters of Jaws movie were gone forever.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's unfortunately only a copy. The original was devoured by Sweet K together with all the real sea life. They stopped her only after all the collectible posters of Jaws movie were gone forever.

She's not making Falkie any money.

[Who]

I'm building up my credit to go to paranormal events as I said I would.

You're borrowing money to go to paranormal events?  You're so far beyond stupid you're completely off the scale.

What's the APR on this new credit card?  Do you even know?

[littlechris]

You're borrowing money to go to paranormal events?  You're so far beyond stupid you're completely off the scale.

What's the APR on this new credit card?  Do you even know?

He's so full of shit, he's not going to Phoenix.

He would have to pay for a flight and hotel for 2-3 days.

Add in meals and it would easily cost over $1000.

That is just the cost for one person.

If he takes his cockroach bitch, we are talking over $2000.

He can't afford it.

Bwaaa Ha Ha Ha!!!!

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[nooryisawesome]

And what's this about "sections" of your stomach? Are you literally a cow?

Falkie could use that government assistance free medical care for a free nutritionist consultation. But he'd rather go to his "monthly" treat of Cinnabun, pizza, etc.

[nooryisawesome]

Whatever happened to A51? What was he big reveal? Or was it all hot air?

[Who]

He's so full of shit, he's not going to Phoenix.

He would have to pay for a flight and hotel for 2-3 days.

Add in meals and it would easily cost over $1000.

That is just the cost for one person.

If he takes his cockroach bitch, we are talking over $2000.

He can't afford it.

Bwaaa Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Falkie and Corpulent Kathy would have to charter a C-5M Super Galaxy Transport.  They'd snap the wings off any passenger airliner built by Boeing or Airbus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qr7dzcS8DE

[SredniVashtar]

Whatever happened to A51? What was he big reveal? Or was it all hot air?

I think onan summed it up a while ago. It was a low grade wrestling match held in a school gym, but not remotely as compelling. There is nothing about Falkie that he hasn't already told everyone, whether they want to know or not. I can't imagine Drone had anything that would make anyone take notice. I think you reach a point with someone as hopeless as Falkie, where you decide that it is more costly and annoying to pursue him for milking the system than to actually let him get on with it. I don't think (judging by the fact that he can hardly stand up and talk without getting out of breath) that he has more than a couple of years left in him anyway, before he strokes out.

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie and Corpulent Kathy would have to charter a C-5M Super Galaxy Transport.  They'd snap the wings off any airliner built by Boeing or Airbus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qr7dzcS8DE

I'd imagine they would drive. Rack up more debt on kathy's gas card. Falkie has mentioned he'd need Kathy to rent an SUV so he could drive it illegally without a license. Falkie has hinted he'd put hotel, tickets to event, and food cost on the new credit card.

Falkie will also try to mooch donations for said trip. Remember the time Falkie mooches from old Gerry or white Crowe and claimed Prius on got 15 miles or something to the gallon. Falkie then shot a video of trip and Prius displayed 30 something mpg.  :

[nooryisawesome]

I think onan summed it up a while ago. It was a low grade wrestling match held in a school gym, but not remotely as compelling. There is nothing about Falkie that he hasn't already told everyone, whether they want to know or not. I can't imagine Drone had anything that would make anyone take notice. I think you reach a point with someone as hopeless as Falkie, where you decide that it is more costly and annoying to pursue him for milking the system than to actually let him get on with it. I don't think (judging by the fact that he can hardly stand up and talk without getting out of breath) that he has more than a couple of years left in him anyway, before he strokes out.

A51 was claiming he was going to get Falkie  evicted, which is messed up. I don't want to see anyone homeless. I do wonder if the apartment complex knows Kathy lives there full time. Falkie originally posted he could not have her stay over a month, without getting evicted himself.

Also Falkie never said he passed inspection. Just they scheduled another inspection (#200) and never bothered to show up. They seemingly just gave up on the apartment ever passing.

I do wish Falkie well. I keep hoping he will get everything straightened out.

[SredniVashtar]

I do wish Falkie well. I keep hoping he will get everything straightened out.

He never will, because he doesn't see anything as a problem. I don't wish him ill either, but he is just the epitome of a fat lazy bastard who will screw up whatever he does. The lure of the couch is too strong for him, and any attempt to actually offer any help is rejected. It's like the wino who throws back the sandwich that you offer him because all he wants is cash to buy booze. All Falkie does is want people to help him live like a rat in that hovel of his, but isn't interested in doing anything to change his situation. I don't see any way out for him, unfortunately. He'll just keep on like this till he runs down.

[b_dubb]

He never will, because he doesn't see anything as a problem. I don't wish him ill either, but he is just the epitome of a fat lazy bastard who will screw up whatever he does. The lure of the couch is too strong for him, and any attempt to actually offer any help is rejected. It's like the wino who throws back the sandwich that you offer him because all he wants is cash to buy booze. All Falkie does is want people to help him live like a rat in that hovel of his, but isn't interested in doing anything to change his situation. I don't see any way out for him, unfortunately. He'll just keep on like this till he runs down.

He's never taken responsibility for anything. Why would he start now?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie's issues with women began at a young age.

[coaster]

It would be a paranormal event to imagine you post anything of substance on this thread that anyone other than yourself would care to read.
And the towel was a prop, you idiot.

I'm slowly losing weight not gaining it, at least in sections of my stomach by the shallow areas thst can be seen, as I have lot weight in the past,
My eating, sleeping, and other habits are all askew by Kathy being here and once she moves out I will eat  more regularly and sleep more regular hours.
I only hope its soon because she gets on my nerves and vice versa. I want my life and apartment back no matter what any of you think of it.
She was supposed to be staying with Ratty Patty and lately Patty has been trying to get Kathy to stay overnight in a ploy to wheedle money out of her for rat bait and such. The problem with that is Patty moved the living room couch out to the lawn so there'd be nowhere for Kathy to sleep.

You didn't have a life to begin with Falkie. Farting through youtube videos is not a life. Kathy moving in was an upgrade.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The problem with that is Patty moved the living room couch out to the lawn...

Does that clash with the cars up on blocks and the pink flamingos?

[paladin1991]

Can't wait to hear about his pressure cooking meals and the canning escapades. 

Now doing a couple of videos on those subjects should be just fantastic!

Wait a minute.  (putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with..)  Isn't it on video where Felchie complains about the SS folks starting work at 9 a.m. and it being inconvenient for him to go during their hours to grift some cabbage?  Now he has pressure cookers? 
Are we looking at the makings of a homegrowed terrorista?  That video should be re-examined.