The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[akwilly]

All those movies he goes to see, fuckie & roachy can get jobs sucking farts out of the theater seat cushions!

I gave a good looking girl a ride home once and smelled my truck seat after she got out. I got pink eye.

[Jocko Johnson]

Can't wait to hear about his pressure cooking meals and the canning escapades. 

Now doing a couple of videos on those subjects should be just fantastic!

[Jocko Johnson]

I gave a good looking girl a ride home once and smelled my truck seat after she got out. I got pink eye.

Sorry pally that's rough dude.

[akwilly]

Sorry pally that's rough dude.

I mighta caught worse the 2nd time I gave her a ride.

[nooryisawesome]

He could always get a job testing out cpap devises. Really perfect for him. I assume he snores like a bear and all he'd have to do is film himself sleeping with the devise on his face. Am sure that would also be as interesting a video as he's ever made.

Falkie has admitted to being a medical test subject in the past. I think he should sue them, he could make a real argument he suffered mental damage.

This is the best get rich quick scheme Falkie could come up with as I think he actually has a case. The odds are way better than any pan for gold or youtube stardom idea he ever had.

[Jocko Johnson]

I bet the pressure cooker gets used once and hopefully it will just blast dinner on his ceiling.

Now the canning is going to poison him and whoever else eats the crap he is gonna make.

The hovel is a filth infested bacterial  shithole. As well the two sub-humans that inhabit that rats nest most certainly don't wash regularly. We already have seen the lack of cleanliness of the kitchen area and with the pest, germs, bugs & vermin who reside/infest that dump...are most definitely NOT conducive to the kind of place to be making any kind of stored type, prepared food products.

One word that quickly comes to mind is, Botulism.

Good luck there you fat fuck.

[akwilly]

Falkie has admitted to being a medical test subject in the past. I think he should sue them, he could make a real argument he suffered mental damage.

This is the best get rich quick scheme Falkie could come up with as I think he actually has a case. The odds are way better than any pan for gold or youtube stardom idea he ever had.

I am trying to invent some mens deodorant that is only applied under man boobs. I would hire Falkie as my test subject.

[Jocko Johnson]

Falkie has admitted to being a medical test subject in the past. I think he should sue them, he could make a real argument he suffered mental damage.

This is the best get rich quick scheme Falkie could come up with as I think he actually has a case. The odds are way better than any pan for gold or youtube stardom idea he ever had.

Do we know what type of test subject he was? What did he test, it could have been the placebo? I am sure if there was any chance of him getting any more money from anyone for nothing he has explored the situation inside and out.

[Jocko Johnson]

I am trying to invent some mens deodorant that is only applied under man boobs. I would hire Falkie as my test subject.

Like that "fresh balls" stuff? I think that company already did that and called it "fresh tits" for women.

[akwilly]

Like that "fresh balls" stuff? I think that company already did that and called it "fresh tits" for women.

Damnit, guess I won't quit my job just yet even though Falkie makes unemployment so glamorous.

[Open Lines Gerry]

The recent collection of videos, pretty much everything since the horrendous Noory non-interview, as far as subject matter, have been worse than even the previous ones.  At least the earlier vids were Falkie as an oblivious shut-in loser, bellowing and ranting his opinions about various subjects, which some found hilarious in small doses.  But stumbling through a reading of some news item,  even the sicko's like Drone and Jerry aren't much interested in that.

Congratulations are in order for George Senda, who advised me that he has now surpassed a cumulative total of over 80,000 views for his YouTube videos.  This is a tremendous milestone, and I'm sure he'll break 100k after his next paranormal interview adventure.  He already has plans shaping up for 2016.  Well done, Falkie!!!

In reference to the above post, I will admit (and have also told George privately) that the videos focused on him personally are his best work as I enjoy the window into his life and pursuits, and I believe many of his other subscribers feel the same way.

I'm not sure why the term "sicko" was used, but I accept it as a badge of honor for my support of the Master.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I bet the pressure cooker gets used once and hopefully it will just blast dinner on his ceiling.

I have it on good authority that it has already been used once, and that it cooked an excellent chicken dinner in only 25 minutes with NO EXPLOSIONS or damage to the kitchen!  It WILL allow Falkie to eat healthy and inexpensive meals, and will pay for itself in no time.  Kathy decided not to partake in the meal, but that was her loss.

Feel free to post any pressure cooker tips, tricks, or recipes on this thread, and maybe George can try them if he approves.  I mistakenly thought he had purchased a crockpot, so the info I forwarded to him on that was unnecessary and of little use.

[Defwhale]

I have it on good authority that it has already been used once, and that it cooked an excellent chicken dinner in only 25 minutes with NO EXPLOSIONS or damage to the kitchen!  It WILL allow Falkie to eat healthy and inexpensive meals, and will pay for itself in no time.  Kathy decided not to partake in the meal, but that was her loss.

Feel free to post any pressure cooker tips, tricks, or recipes on this thread, and maybe George can try them if he approves.  I mistakenly thought he had purchased a crockpot, so the info I forwarded to him on that was unnecessary and of little use.

In addition to working their way through the 50 lb bag of Oreos they picked up at Costco?

[Falkie2013]

In addition to working their way through the 50 lb bag of Oreos they picked up at Costco?

No such thing at Costco and even trying to eat 50 lbs of Oreos would make us or anyone sick.
Bad try but feel free to show us all how stupid you truly are.

Tonight I had roast chicken ( a 1/4 ), mashed potatoes with gravy, 2 pickles, water and a piece of cherry pie, all I had to eat all day.
Kathy had her hot roast beef sandwich and a piece of carrot cake and Sprite.
I came home and went to sleep and woke up and ate 1/2 a tomato and some lettuce plain.
Then stayed up and watched 2 episodes of Nero Wolfe.
Later today a video on a major news story in an area right down the road from me with implications for the whole area.
And I am getting another credit card which will enable me to go to Phoenix for a major UFO convention. MY credit card and not anyone else's.
Calling Gerry names for supporting me shows the depths you have gone to in that now you attack anyone who supports me or gives me praise.
Pathetic.

[littlechris]

No such thing at Costco and even trying to eat 50 lbs of Oreos would make us or anyone sick.
Bad try but feel free to show us all how stupid you truly are.

Tonight I had roast chicken ( a 1/4 ), mashed potatoes with gravy, 2 pickles, water and a piece of cherry pie, all I had to eat all day.
Kathy had her hot roast beef sandwich and a piece of carrot cake and Sprite.
I came home and went to sleep and woke up and ate 1/2 a tomato and some lettuce plain.
Then stayed up and watched 2 episodes of Nero Wolfe.
Later today a video on a major news story in an area right down the road from me with implications for the whole area.
And I am getting another credit card which will enable me to go to Phoenix for a major UFO convention. MY credit card and not anyone else's.
Calling Gerry names for supporting me shows the depths you have gone to in that now you attack anyone who supports me or gives me praise.
Pathetic.

George, on a serious note, good for you for trying to lose weight but you are doing it all wrong.

Your macros are way off buddy.

Paladin has been trying to help you to get in shape and lose weight, you should at least listen to what he has to say.

The man is 100% sincere in trying to help you.

UFO conference in Phoenix?

I have never heard you speak of the Meier incidents.

What is your opinion of Billy Meier?

I'm sure you know who Michael Horn is, what is your opinion of him?

-Chris

[ONeill]

And I am getting another credit card which will enable me to go to Phoenix for a major UFO convention. American taxpayers'  MY credit card and not anyone else's.

FIFY.

Get a job you fucking fraud. How on earth is it even possible for a person who has no property, no income and a ton of debt to get a credit card?

[Defwhale]

No such thing at Costco and even trying to eat 50 lbs of Oreos would make us or anyone sick.
Bad try but feel free to show us all how stupid you truly are.

Tonight I had roast chicken ( a 1/4 ), mashed potatoes with gravy, 2 pickles, water and a piece of cherry pie, all I had to eat all day.
Kathy had her hot roast beef sandwich and a piece of carrot cake and Sprite.
I came home and went to sleep and woke up and ate 1/2 a tomato and some lettuce plain.
Then stayed up and watched 2 episodes of Nero Wolfe.
Later today a video on a major news story in an area right down the road from me with implications for the whole area.
And I am getting another credit card which will enable me to go to Phoenix for a major UFO convention. MY credit card and not anyone else's.
Calling Gerry names for supporting me shows the depths you have gone to in that now you attack anyone who supports me or gives me praise.
Pathetic.

Are you able to wait for the chicken to thaw and cook before woofing it down?  Some real progress right there, is Tommy helping you with that?

If you are trying to lose weight, eating potatoes, gravy, cherry pie, the bread and overloaded condiments on the sandwich, carrot cake, and sprite are just sugar and empty calories.  Limit yourselves to whole foods:  meat and fish, fruits, vegetables and legumes, eggs, dairy, healthy oils, seeds and nuts.  Flavor you food with spices and herbs, not salt, fats, and sugars.  Read up on nutrition.

[nooryisawesome]

FIFY.

Get a job you fucking fraud. How on earth is it even possible for a person who has no property, no income and a ton of debt to get a credit card?

Agreed. This is absurd. Someone who lives in government assisted housing, is on government assistance as a sole source of income, relies on government assistance for health care, is getting a government paid housekeeper , etc should not be able to get a credit card. There needs to be legislation passed which makes this illegal.

Tax payers should not be paying for Falkie to go to a UFO conference. Furthermore if Falkie is so disabled he needs a housekeeper to clean up after him, he shouldn't be in a condition to travel all the way to Arizona and walk around a conference all day.

[nooryisawesome]

Are you able to wait for the chicken to thaw and cook before woofing it down?  Some real progress right there, is Tommy helping you with that?

If you are trying to lose weight, eating potatoes, gravy, cherry pie, the bread and overloaded condiments on the sandwich, carrot cake, and sprite are just sugar and empty calories.  Limit yourselves to whole foods:  meat and fish, fruits, vegetables and legumes, eggs, dairy, healthy oils, seeds and nuts.  Flavor you food with spices and herbs, not salt, fats, and sugars.  Read up on nutrition.

You'd have better luck giving your living room wall nutritional advice than Falkie.

[Falkie2013]

Are you able to wait for the chicken to thaw and cook before woofing it down?  Some real progress right there, is Tommy helping you with that?

If you are trying to lose weight, eating potatoes, gravy, cherry pie, the bread and overloaded condiments on the sandwich, carrot cake, and sprite are just sugar and empty calories.  Limit yourselves to whole foods:  meat and fish, fruits, vegetables and legumes, eggs, dairy, healthy oils, seeds and nuts.  Flavor you food with spices and herbs, not salt, fats, and sugars.  Read up on nutrition.

Hello ?
Do you even bother to COMPREHEND what I write ?
And you're being a total asshole. I don't eat raw chicken. Nor frozen chicken.

I ate ONE meal yesterday and we had a difficult day as Kathy was backing up and hit a truck causing a minor dent on it. The guy pulled up behind us as she was at the end of the parking space and had no time to react or stop.
We needed to go and relax after that and went to the hofbrau.
I did not eat carrot cake, she did.
I put nothing on the chicken, didn't eat the skin and drank about 2 quarts of water all day and drank only water with my meal. We go there once every few months to relax and I've done videos there.
I don't eat gravy at home because I haven't tried to learn how to make it.
As I have said in the past, I don't use sugar.
And the meal the other night was chicken, a can of low salt broth, carrots, celery, potatoes and a very small bit of salt with no spices because I didn't think of it and Kathy said it was too bland. It took 25 minutes to cook the meal in my new pressure cooker.
Don't have any oil or nuts but do have fruit, tomatoes and lettuce and I've been eating a lot of that.

[SredniVashtar]

Agreed. This is absurd. Someone who lives in government assisted housing, is on government assistance as a sole source of income, relies on government assistance for health care, is getting a government paid housekeeper , etc should not be able to get a credit card.

Also, a credit card to him is just another way of saying 'free money' and he has no intention of paying it off, but he will just max the thing out before it gets taken off him. They probably won't try and pursue him for the money anyway, as he will rely on his customary 'crippled moron' defence. I am still amazed that anyone would let him near anything like credit, given his circumstances. I can't imagine a credit agency is going to give him any sort of rating.

When Falkie does this sort of thing, part of me wonders whether he is actually a lot smarter than we give him credit for, and that he is saying all this just to annoy us. And then I look at one of his videos where he has a towel wrapped around his head and I come to my senses again.

[SredniVashtar]

Don't have any nuts

You poor bastard. Still, I can't say that I am all that surprised.

It must help you to hit those high notes in the church choir, though. I guess that's why they give you all that free food. I just thought you were a cheating stumblebum.

Sincere apologies.

[chefist]

http://ufocongress.com/speakers/

I might actually go to this

[Falkie2013]

Also, a credit card to him is just another way of saying 'free money' and he has no intention of paying it off, but he will just max the thing out before it gets taken off him. They probably won't try and pursue him for the money anyway, as he will rely on his customary 'crippled moron' defence. I am still amazed that anyone would let him near anything like credit, given his circumstances. I can't imagine a credit agency is going to give him any sort of rating.

When Falkie does this sort of thing, part of me wonders whether he is actually a lot smarter than we give him credit for, and that he is saying all this just to annoy us. And then I look at one of his videos where he has a towel wrapped around his head and I come to my senses again.

Shreddy, would you like to see the money order receipts for the payments I have already made ?
They're sitting in a stack on my Imac table.
You, like so many on here, talk out of your ass and only THINK you know what I do.
Kathy has a perfect record of paying for her cards and has one with a $1,500 limit and others around a thousand each. She paid off 4 cards as it is.
I get credit to buy things I need or to go somewhere I need to go.
I don't get NEW credit to max it out and NOT pay for it, no matter what you assume.
I'm building up my credit to go to paranormal events as I said I would.
Starting next month the payments will automatically get paid out of my checking account through bill pay, so I won't be buying money orders and I was only doing that because I had my wallet stolen in July and had to cancel cards and close and open new accounts.
Unless YOU want to pay for my or our payments, STFU about them.
They don't give you new cards if you're behind on the old ones, which I am not.
The only problem I've had is that it takes too much time for the payments to be credited or to reach the payment address. It took 9 days for one payment to get to the payee last month and my water machine bill was not noted as being paid when it was.
Not that its any of yours or anyone else's business but my rating is in the  mid 600's and going up and that only because 2 of my cards went into default when I got ill years ago. They are no longer on my record.
My payment history on MY cards is just fine.
I am also authorized on Kathy's gas cards so that I can talk to them over the phone when they claim they hadn't gotten a payment, when they had and I and her are both making payments on those.

Blow your assumptions about my creditability out your ass.

[Inglorious Bitch]

http://ufocongress.com/speakers/

I might actually go to this

I'd go just to watch Nick Redfern. God, he's hot.

[ONeill]

Agreed. This is absurd. Someone who lives in government assisted housing, is on government assistance as a sole source of income, relies on government assistance for health care, is getting a government paid housekeeper , etc should not be able to get a credit card. There needs to be legislation passed which makes this illegal.

Tax payers should not be paying for Falkie to go to a UFO conference. Furthermore if Falkie is so disabled he needs a housekeeper to clean up after him, he shouldn't be in a condition to travel all the way to Arizona and walk around a conference all day.

Exactly, the "easy money" has become completely absurd. Next time it will become too big to bail out instead of too big to fail and the whole financial system will go down the shitter.

Cuntie, how are you going to get to Phoenix? Will you fly? Hitchhike? Sweet Kathy Mayobreath will drive you there? If you can do all of that why can't you get a job? Even part-time? Why can millions of people work like that for living but somehow it is beneath you?

[SredniVashtar]

I'm building up my credit to go to paranormal events as I said I would.

If you get any fatter, you cloth-headed water buffalo, even getting out of bed will soon rank as a 'paranormal event'.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

You left your wallet in a shopping cart at Walmart, Flunkie, a pickpocket didn't lift it off of you. No one wants to look at you, much less touch you.

[SredniVashtar]

I'd go just to watch Nick Redfern. God, he's hot.

This one is obviously one of those 'humids' David Jacobs was talking about.

[ONeill]

Hello ?
Do you even bother to COMPREHEND what I write ?
And you're being a total asshole. I don't eat raw chicken. Nor frozen chicken.

I ate ONE meal yesterday and we had a difficult day as Kathy was backing up and hit a truck causing a minor dent on it. The guy pulled up behind us as she was at the end of the parking space and had no time to react or stop.
We needed to go and relax after that and went to the hofbrau.
I did not eat carrot cake, she did.
I put nothing on the chicken, didn't eat the skin and drank about 2 quarts of water all day and drank only water with my meal. We go there once every few months to relax and I've done videos there.
I don't eat gravy at home because I haven't tried to learn how to make it.
As I have said in the past, I don't use sugar.
And the meal the other night was chicken, a can of low salt broth, carrots, celery, potatoes and a very small bit of salt with no spices because I didn't think of it and Kathy said it was too bland. It took 25 minutes to cook the meal in my new pressure cooker.
Don't have any oil or nuts but do have fruit, tomatoes and lettuce and I've been eating a lot of that.

Really that's all you eat? Than how are you so fat?