The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[ONeill]

MV, for once you have NO idea of what you are talking about. 3 of the games I have are selling on Ebay for a price over 10 dollars each and in September I will get them out and list them on Ebay or Amazon.

We need an update on this activity as well.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Hey George, I have been DVRing a History Channel series about the Hell's Angels, and watched some of it tonight.  It looks like a lot of their activities back in the '70s and '80s took place in the Bay Area (maybe they still do).  There was even a newspaper clipping they zoomed in on that had a Martinez, CA byline.  Have you ever run into any of these guys anywhere?  Do you have any stories you could share?

It would be cool if you had been a "hang around" or "prospect" back in your younger years, but I don't recall that you've ever mentioned having had a bike in the past.  A guy like you could have done some damage in a fight when you were in your youthful prime and had two good knees!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Remember when he made that video with noory and tom, and he started going apeshit, screaming about haters, embarrassing himself and gloating like he achieved some great feat? All he did was drive somewhere in his car, and he acted like it was some great challenge.  This was when I realized that falkie was mentally retarded.

Found it for you - good times and great memories from last spring!

http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

[ONeill]

In the actual interview there was originally some "Dannhouser" in the title, wasn't there? Falkie changed it to "Danhouser", I think that in the following few months he will get it right. I have faith.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

In the actual interview there was originally some "Dannhouser" in the title, wasn't there? Falkie changed it to "Danhouser", I think that in the following few months he will get it right. I have faith.

Beats Doogie Howser, I guess.

[nooryisawesome]

Found it for you - good times and great memories from last spring!

http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

Noory's leaning on Tommy is so awkward.

[SredniVashtar]

Noory's leaning on Tommy is so awkward.

Would anyone care to hazard a guess about the level of retardation in that room, from least to most?

[Jocko Johnson]

Back in the day I was one of the Hell's Angels California chapter presidents.  In fact that story you saw was one I wrote under an assumed name. (Same way I get all my credit cards, assumed names.) But that isn't anyones business.
I had an ass kickin Harley that mommy bought me after I  naiked the old man with his insurance money. So when I  show up to this bar one day I tell these so called tough guys, "hey like ah I am taking this club over now see?" They all start crackimg up laughing and I take out my Brando motor bike cap from the MC clubhe was in in that movie and say, " well here's the trophy I won, where is Lee Marvin, I am gonna kick his ass." I say, "ok we'll see I just drowned an old drunked up dude in his bath tube and tune up the old lady everytime I see her." Then I tell them how one day as she walks into the room and serves me a cold cup of nice filtered spring water I just rear back and smack her one for nothing at all. She says why did you  do that!? I say, "for NO reason at all, now remenber that and think in it the next time you even thunk of fuckimg up!" they laugh some more. As I leave I see their bikes lined up like dominos and just push the first one down and that was that.  I jump in to my metallic lime green 1975 Ford Pinto and rev the engines as I slowly pull out with the  pink and purple custom painted, (mommy's favorite colors) Harley Electra Glide securely a fixed to the small trailer I was pulling it on. See mommy never let me take motorcycle lessons and my one bad eye wouldn't let me get my Motorcycle Drivers License anyway. So after that they all came out shooting at me I went to the newspaper in Martinez and wrote the story busted up & their entire northern California operation was finished. Then I was paid $25 dollars for it, of which I kept it all and paid no taxes on as I never claimed it like all the money I ever earned. But AGAIN it's NO business of yours.

Just recalling this true life story has me exhusted. As the a/c has the room temp to 42°F I need to put on my long johns and woolen cap and gloves, roll kathy out of the couch and get her to the library to search for a new apartment and get myself some sleep in the form of numerous naps.
After I may try to do a video re-enacting all this, but I doubt it. All those Hells Angels guys are so afraid of me it isn't even funny. They see my sweet kathy and don't know about her face and sleeping on the pillow and think I do it and am a pretty tough guy. They also see me with tons of spare cash and out and about in the Lexus and know I doubt work so they think I am a crime boss or something.  One day recently they made a newbie ask me as part of his initiation,  and I whip off my snoory spectacles, looked him in the eye with my one cloudy wandering eye and just very quietly said..."this answer of your question is for you and your little friends, so listen good and never forget it...S T F U, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,  I'M GOING TO TAKE A WELL DESERVED NAP AFTER I FIRST GOBBLE DOWN 5 OR 6 JARS OF PRESERVED PEACHES I MADE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS, NO SUGAR BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY AND LOSE WEIGHT & IT'S ALL I'VE EATEN ALL DAY."

[nooryisawesome]

How hard is it to add your name to a waiting list of available government assistance housing? I have no clue  but it doesn't seem like it should take months. Perhaps I am wrong, if so why does Kathy not apply to get on the waiting list where Falkie currently lives?

[Falkie2013]

Hey Falkie, are you saying that you got burned out of working by the time you got outa high school?

No.
Did your brain get burned out from seeing too many safety films ?

I worked for years after high school.
Only the twits on here think I had no work ethic.

[Falkie2013]

Would anyone care to hazard a guess about the level of retardation in that room, from least to most?

Immeasurably lower than the level of your posts to be sure.

[Falkie2013]

Found it for you - good times and great memories from last spring!

http://youtu.be/BI4xK5Q85cY

It was a great feat because for months I got subjected to :

Noory's not going to do the interview.
Noory's not going to give you the money for your glasses.
Noory's not going to give you gas money.
And so on and so on.

Its the negative posters on here who give retarded a bad name not I.
Noory, Tommy, Kathy and I proved them wrong in their insane assumptions and rants.
I and Noory said we'd do the interview and it happened, the naysayers and liars efforts notwithstanding.
I hope to do more interviews in Sacramento in October, Phoenix and LA next year and beyond.
Great feat indeed in making both my and Noory's detractors look like the fools they truly are.

[nooryisawesome]

It was a great feat because for months I got subjected to :

Noory's not going to do the interview.
Noory's not going to give you the money for your glasses.
Noory's not going to give you gas money.
And so on and so on.

Its the negative posters on here who give retarded a bad name not I.
Noory, Tommy, Kathy and I proved them wrong in their insane assumptions and rants.
I and Noory said we'd do the interview and it happened, the naysayers and liars efforts notwithstanding.
I hope to do more interviews in Sacramento in October, Phoenix and LA next year and beyond.
Great feat indeed in making both my and Noory's detractors look like the fools they truly are.

So does the Apartment complex know Kathy is living there full time? Has your apartment actually passed inspection, you last said they just never bothered to show up?

[Who]

Would anyone care to hazard a guess about the level of retardation in that room, from least to most?

Intelligence Quotients

Sweet K: 35 (eats TV dinners, throws empty containers on the floor)
Senda: 45 (charges hundreds to a credit card to attend UFO conference)
Danheiser: 55 (follows Noory around like an adoring puppy)*
Noory: 65 (Seriously thinks there could be a draft Noory for President movement)

Total IQ: 200.  Just enough for TWO unremarkable, ordinary humans (A burger flipper and a Walmart manager).

* I mean no disrespect to dogs.  Unlike the first two  hominids on the list, dogs do not foul their own habitat.  Unlike all four  hominids on the list, they serve a useful purpose as service animals, assisting the police and military and serving as loyal friends and companions to people all over the world.  Unlike all four  hominids on the list, they have wonderful, pleasing personalities and are a joy to have around.  In other words, they are superior in every way to the four hominids on our list.

[ONeill]

It was a great feat because for months I got subjected to :

Noory's not going to do the interview.
Noory's not going to give you the money for your glasses.
Noory's not going to give you gas money.
And so on and so on.

Its the negative posters on here who give retarded a bad name not I.
Noory, Tommy, Kathy and I proved them wrong in their insane assumptions and rants.
I and Noory said we'd do the interview and it happened, the naysayers and liars efforts notwithstanding.
I hope to do more interviews in Sacramento in October, Phoenix and LA next year and beyond.
Great feat indeed in making both my and Noory's detractors look like the fools they truly are.

Yes, amazing feat:

I fully expect the Noory interview to get me a lot of views & recognition & to get other interviews after his.

If I remember correctly Sweet K was also supposed to become famous just by association.

[SredniVashtar]

Intelligence Quotients

Sweet K: 35 (eats TV dinners, throws empty containers on the floor)
Senda: 45 (charges hundreds to a credit card to attend UFO conference)
Danheiser: 55 (follows Noory around like an adoring puppy)*
Noory: 65 (Seriously thinks there could be a draft Noory for President movement)

Total IQ: 200.  Just enough for TWO unremarkable, ordinary humans (A burger flipper and a Walmart manager).

* I mean no disrespect to dogs.  Unlike the first two  hominids on the list, dogs do not foul their own habitat.  Unlike all four  hominids on the list, they serve a useful purpose as service animals, assisting the police and military and serving as loyal friends and companions to people all over the world.  Unlike all four  hominids on the list, they have wonderful, pleasing personalities and are a joy to have around.  In other words, they are superior in every way to the four hominids on our list.

I was going to put Tommy Doghoister slightly at the top, just above the world's second dumbest George, but perhaps you're right. I am not even sure SK qualifies as a human being. She just looks like a heap of melted latex these days.

[Who]

It was a great feat because for months I got subjected to :

Noory's not going to do the interview.

It wasn't an interview.  It was a BS session dominated by you bellowing like a water buffalo.  I would offer a few quotes but "the interview" is too painful to watch.   

Noory's not going to give you the money for your glasses.
Noory's not going to give you gas money.
And so on and so on.

It's all about people giving you money, isn't it?  Noory giving you money for your glasses.  Noory giving you gas money.  Bellgabbers sending you donations.

"Please send me money.  I'm lazy and don't like to work.  I'm morbidly obese because I love to eat and lack the common sense and self-discipline to eat like a human being.  My obesity makes my knee hurt.  I have missing teeth because I'm too lazy or stupid to practice proper oral hygiene and get regular dental checkups.  I don't have money to buy glasses because I spend my money on iPads, iMacs, iPhones, woo woo books, crates of movies and old TV shows on VHS and DVD, stuffed animals, glowing alien heads and other "collectibles."   I collect high-interest credit cards and use them to attend UFO conferences."

[SredniVashtar]

I don't know what liberal women you've been hanging around. As a germophobe, I am constantly washing my hands and disinfecting everything. I would never dream of going a day without a shower, shave everything (if you get my drift) and wear a bra. My boobs are not here for other people's entertainment.

I am sure we are all grateful to IB for this insight into her daily routine, given with all the class and sensitivity we have come to expect from her. In case you are not as au fait with reading between the lines as I am, she shaves her pussy, ya know?! Unless she means she shaves her chest. I don't know if this has to do with a professional requirement or simply a personal preference, but I think her designation of herself as working in 'social services' has about as much connection with reality as the prostitute who calls herself a 'relief worker'.

Still, it leads the mind to the inevitable question of how our two heroes are fixed in the grooming department down there. Does Falkie spend a good half hour every morning attending to his manscaping business? Perhaps he has his pubes teased into a picture of his love chum Noory, complete with moustache? As for that dick magnet and charm school owner, Sweet Kathy, who can say, but I think it involves a combination of Raid and Lysol.

[3OctaveFart]

Kathy should remit you $200 from her next government freebie, and not a penny less.

And if she doesn't, be politely asked to hit the road.

[paladin1991]

Speaking of, has anyone heard from Yorkie Pud???

I think he had an adverse reaction to 'his' hormone therapy

[Inglorious Bitch]

I am sure we are all grateful to IB for this insight into her daily routine, given with all the class and sensitivity we have come to expect from her. In case you are not as au fait with reading between the lines as I am, she shaves her pussy, ya know?! Unless she means she shaves her chest. I don't know if this has to do with a professional requirement or simply a personal preference, but I think her designation of herself as working in 'social services' has about as much connection with reality as the prostitute who calls herself a 'relief worker'.

Still, it leads the mind to the inevitable question of how our two heroes are fixed in the grooming department down there. Does Falkie spend a good half hour every morning attending to his manscaping business? Perhaps he has his pubes teased into a picture of his love chum Noory, complete with moustache? As for that dick magnet and charm school owner, Sweet Kathy, who can say, but I think it involves a combination of Raid and Lysol.

Dear Lord. Is nothing a taboo subject for you? I was trying to be discreet but you are as subtle as a rhinoceros in heat. Which brings us back to our anti-hero, Falkie.

[paladin1991]

Of course you went out to a restaurant and ate on the gov't dole, how nice. And if it was all you ate all day, (not good you don't lose weight that way as your body will store all those calories thinking it will be far and few between the next meal, you dumb fuck...right Pallidan?) it was because your fat asses were both sleeping all freakin day long.

"Movement is life."

  Movement to the 'all you can eat' is NOT what that statement is all about.

[cosmic hobo]

Great feat indeed in making both my and Noory's detractors look like the fools they truly are.

Weren't you one of Norry's biggest detractors once? Doesn't that make you a fool too?

Why do you hate Art Bell? Is it true that you have hardly listened to his show? Has Noory forbidden you from listening? Considering you are now a Davebot shouldn't you be reporting back to Noory everything Art says?

[paladin1991]

LOL. You bastard. Actually didn't he say something about going on vacation? I seem to remember a post where he was buying some camping stuff. Either that, or I dreamed it.

He was buying 'bug out' gear.  He has a place he scouted in/near the Brecon Beacons.

[paladin1991]

Hey Falkie, when is the last time you went trick or treating? Seems like something you would be good at.

Soon, brother, soon.  He is trying to decide if he should go as the 'Stay Puft Marshmallow Man' or as Moby Dick.

[paladin1991]

I lived in my car for months and had a job at the time but couldn't find a place to live.
So get over it. I paid into the system and am receiving benefits.
Move on to something else and quit playing the " poor ripped off taxpayer " bs, because I paid taxes too when I worked as does everyone.

Yeah, but what a country!  You can parlay 6 weeks working part time at an adult theater into decades of free loading!  You sir, put the 'cunt' in cuntry.

[paladin1991]

You are on government assistance. You are essentially on welfare. Yet you think tax payers should foot the bill for you to rack up credit card debit to visit a UFO conference. It should be illegal for you to even obtain a credit card while on government assistance. You also live in government assistance housing, receive government paid for medical care, etc.

So when is next inspection? Did they just give up? Why did you originally say Kathy could only stay a month or else you would face eviction? Does the apartment complex know 2 people are living in the apartment?  or did you not tell them because they would raise the rent?

I believe it's a lease violation if they stay over 6 weeks.  Cause for termination of said lease.  We used to do it all the time in the projects.  "Sorry, Mr. Shitbird Felon, you are not on the lease.  Your Grandmama is getting kicked to the curb.  Guess we won't get to have those early morning chats on the hood of my car anymore." 

[paladin1991]

Hey Falkie, man the people are being harsh today. What they might not understand is that you doing videos and traveling to UFO things is all part of a greater plan. I mean jeez you are doing exactly what Justin Beiber did. He started out with just his mom putting his crappy videos on youtube and look what happened. All that is holding you back is Kathy. Probably would help also though if you wore a Beiber wig when you go to prison, you will always have a date.

[SredniVashtar]

Dear Lord. Is nothing a taboo subject for you?

Funny, my therapist said something similar the other day. I just gave him a handkerchief and told him to pull himself together. Pussy!

[paladin1991]

I learned that about 8 years ago on another board.
On his birthday he announced it was his birthday in a desperate attempt to get greetings. Birthday threads were common but they were never started by the person having said birthday.

I posted in the thread several silly semi-insulting birthday memes, just funny.
He went off on me, in the thread and inbox. He had a fine day but it was all ruined by my jokes. RUINED and I was at fault.

You, Sir, are a ruthless bastard.  Wishing the Felchappotomus a happy birthday.  Indeed! 


ETA:  You are supposed to send him money, honey. I think this video explains it all:
https://youtu.be/E-P2qL3qkzk