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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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ONeill





In his latest video Felchie lets us know there is a hurricane. Good, how would we know otherwise?

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: ONeill on October 01, 2015, 11:18:56 PM




In his latest video Felchie lets us know there is a hurricane. Good, how would we know otherwise?
Thank the good Lord. The guy is now saving unknown numbers of lives !
I bet he expects to get in the very least phone calls of thx all the way up to cash and prizes.

Jocko Johnson

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on October 01, 2015, 09:36:57 PM
hardly... everyone knows that a body in the falkie home would be lost in the debris. sheesh.... plastic sheeting and duct tape... what where you thinking?
I bet you wouldn't even notice the dead body smell.


akwilly

Quote from: ONeill on October 01, 2015, 11:18:56 PM




In his latest video Felchie lets us know there is a hurricane. Good, how would we know otherwise?
I would love to see Falkie do a report while standing outside in the hurricane.

littlechris

Quote from: akwilly on October 02, 2015, 12:07:54 AM
I would love to see Falkie do a report while standing outside in the hurricane.
Or in the middle of a busy freeway.

akwilly

Quote from: littlechris on October 02, 2015, 12:24:54 AM
Or in the middle of a busy freeway.
Ha, or maybe from a burning building

littlechris

Quote from: akwilly on October 02, 2015, 12:52:37 AM
Ha, or maybe from a burning building

Or in a cage with a bunch of hungry hyenas.


akwilly

Quote from: littlechris on October 02, 2015, 01:15:56 AM
Or in a cage with a bunch of hungry hyenas.
embedded reporter with ISIS


paladin1991

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on October 01, 2015, 09:15:34 PM
Oh yeah, looks about right. I agree 3 days. But you can see that one roaming eyebal is beginning to go opaque,  so the brain has been dead...maybe from before birth.
Ok then boys lets load 'em up in the meat wagon and I 'll be at the autopsy bright and early in the AM.
I'll bring the coffee and the jelly donuts. ;D

Quote from: akwilly on October 01, 2015, 09:54:10 PM
Hey Chefist, could you ask Falkie if he has a roomba vacuum. If he did or does have one did it get buried in a heap of milk crates and tv dinners? Or did it simply run away?

Falkie has a vacuum cleaner?

WhiteCrow

Quote from: starrmtn001 on October 01, 2015, 05:26:57 PM
Of course.  What was I thinking???   ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Ms. C on October 01, 2015, 05:29:47 PM
What are you thinking?... Gasp, posting in this thread, I've come to rescue you and bring you to your good sense,  Bahahahaha

My goodness gracious girls, finding you both hanging out over here. Gather up your knitting needles and yard and come along. We're about to start judging and you haven't entered your handiwork projects yet.

littlechris

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 03:31:14 AM
My goodness gracious girls, finding you both hanging out over here. Gather up your knitting needles and yard and come along,  back to where it's safe. We're about to start judging and you haven't entered your handiworks projects yet.

Ms.C and any other females are more than welcome to post here as often as they wish.

WhiteCrow you are the BIG PUSSY who can't stand the heat, so STFU!

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WhiteCrow

Quote from: littlechris on October 02, 2015, 03:42:15 AM
Ms.C and any other females are more than welcome to post here as often as they wish.

WhiteCrow you are the BIG PUSSY who can't stand the heat, so STFU!

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Hey the girls spilled the beans and confessed, that you're the 'guy' who took the them to the tattoo parlor and got them all tramp stamped.

onan

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 04:02:33 AM
Hey the girls spilled the beans and confessed, that you're the 'guy' who took the them to the tattoo parlor and got them all tramp stamped.

If one needs a stamp to declare they are a tramp... not a very good tramp.

littlechris

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 04:02:33 AM
Hey the girls spilled the beans and confessed, that you're the 'guy' who took the them to the tattoo parlor and got them all tramp stamped.

Yeah yeah. You're a fucken weirdo.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: littlechris on October 02, 2015, 04:06:25 AM
Yeah yeah.  You're a fucken weirdo.

Why thank you! Was starting to feel like I was losing it.

onan

Quote from: littlechris on October 02, 2015, 04:06:25 AM
Yeah yeah. You're a fucken weirdo.

Last time we corralled the members of bellgab for branding, the weirdo ratio was very close to 1:1. It would have been a perfect correlation except for falkie who so skewed the weirdo ratio that everyone else seemed like the Cleavers.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: onan on October 02, 2015, 04:05:55 AM
If one needs a stamp to declare they are a tramp... not a very good tramp.

Speaking of... if sweet Kathy really loves George as she claims... Why aren't they married? From a purely financial persective, they could file a joint federal tax return and benefit from the marital deduction.

ONeill

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 04:26:04 AM
Speaking of, if sweet Kathy really loves George as she claims... Why aren't they married? From a purely financial persective, they could file a joint federal tax return and benefit from the marital deduction.

Sweet K is legally married. She didn't divorce her husband because his mother has a couple of houses. She hopes to get one when the old lady dies.

Senda, what about you? Did you divorce your ex-wife?

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 04:26:04 AM
Speaking of... if sweet Kathy really loves George as she claims... Why aren't they married? From a purely financial persective, they could file a joint federal tax return and benefit from the marital deduction.

It turns out that the Sweet Lady K is already married. But not to Falkie. They are living in sin  Martinez.

Quote from: ONeill on October 02, 2015, 04:31:07 AM
Sweet K is legally married. She didn't divorce her husband because his mother has a couple of houses. She hopes to get one when the old lady dies.

Senda, what about you? Did you divorce your ex-wife?

A couple?! It's 15. That's a lot of do rey mi.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: ONeill on October 02, 2015, 04:31:07 AM
Sweet K is legally married. She didn't divorce her husband because his mother has a couple of houses. She hopes to get one when the old lady dies.

Senda, what about you? Did you divorce your ex-wife?

But but but... all those years missed not filing joint tax returns, the tax savings alone could possibly surpassed the worth of those houses. Let alone the additional savings of not maintaining two domiciles.... Getting a divorce and getting remarried ( George and Kathy) and having only one home, would of been the wiser course, from purly a financial perspective.... Unless I'm missing something here?

onan

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 05:02:13 AM
But but but... all those years missed not filing joint tax returns, the tax savings alone could possibly surpassed the worth of those houses. Let alone the additional savings of not maintaining two domiciles.... Getting a divorce and getting remarried ( George and Kathy) and having only one home, would of been the wiser course, from purly a financial perspective.... Unless I'm missing something here?

Sound financial decisions from falkie?

littlechris

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 02, 2015, 05:02:13 AM
But but but... all those years missed not filing joint tax returns, the tax savings alone could possibly surpassed the worth of those houses. Let alone the additional savings of not maintaining two domiciles.... Getting a divorce and getting remarried ( George and Kathy) and having only one home, would of been the wiser course, from purly a financial perspective.... Unless I'm missing something here?

Yeah, you forgot the e in purely.

Dumb ass.

Yorkshire pud

Okay my children: I have returned from my holls. I hope you've all been behaving since my last brief venture whilst sipping on a pint of ale.

I've had a quick looksie over the latest Senda/Kathy/hovel/hovel/gluttony/hovel/Senda/Kathy, shenanigans. Seems it's SNAFU. I'm intrigued by his mentioning the trip he'll be taking to the UFO/woo fest sans Kathy; exactly who is driving him there if not her? I thought it quite amusing how he's going to save up for a new car next year.. Bless him. Reality/Senda: does not compute.

Carry on girls and boys.

onan

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2015, 05:14:01 AM
Okay my children: I have returned from my holls. I hope you've all been behaving since my last brief venture whilst sipping on a pint of ale.

I've had a quick looksie over the latest Senda/Kathy/hovel/hovel/gluttony/hovel/Senda/Kathy, shenanigans. Seems it's SNAFU. I'm intrigued by his mentioning the trip he'll be taking to the UFO/woo fest sans Kathy; exactly who is driving him there if not her? I thought it quite amusing how he's going to save up for a new car next year.. Bless him. Reality/Senda: does not compute.

Carry on girls and boys.

Welcome back, now go screw yourself.  ;D

ONeill

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 02, 2015, 05:14:01 AM
Okay my children: I have returned from my holls. I hope you've all been behaving since my last brief venture whilst sipping on a pint of ale.

I've had a quick looksie over the latest Senda/Kathy/hovel/hovel/gluttony/hovel/Senda/Kathy, shenanigans. Seems it's SNAFU. I'm intrigued by his mentioning the trip he'll be taking to the UFO/woo fest sans Kathy; exactly who is driving him there if not her? I thought it quite amusing how he's going to save up for a new car next year.. Bless him. Reality/Senda: does not compute.

Carry on girls and boys.

Welcome back YP, you've been missed.

Apparently Felchie is planning to fly. I am concerned that due to reduced pressure in the plane his bulk may simply explode. It looks close to that in his latest videos just sitting in front of the computer. He also doesn't consider the fact that he would most likely have to buy two (if not three) neighbouring places.

Now STFU and mind your own business, videos later.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: onan on October 02, 2015, 05:14:53 AM
Welcome back, now go screw yourself.  ;D

At least I'm appreciated; I take great comfort from your very human and heartfelt love Onan.


See Senda? One day you'll be the top of your game and have adoration heaped on you too*.

*Jeeeze I'm deluded on all fronts!

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