The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

Funny that someone who lies around naked all day would be bored in a place of great natural beauty.

It's pretty easy to get bored when you have no earnings and no ambition in life.

[SredniVashtar]

Funny that someone who lies around naked all day would be bored in a place of great natural beauty.

It's pretty easy to get bored when you have no earnings and no ambition in life.

I don't think the prospect is going to please for much longer if Sweet Kathy turns up, scattering TV dinners all over the tundra and taiga.

I don't know where this Alaska idea came up (and I like to think I am currently majoring in Falkie Studies), but we should ship them both out there instanter. I always used to love Northern Exposure, and it's ripe for revival. Stick those two vaguely human disasters in a log cabin, give them a couple of guns and watch the fun explode. Just the thought of watching Sweet Kathy stalking a moose makes me want to subscribe already.

It might make a man of Falkie at last. Although Sweet Kathy is there already.

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie could NOT seemingly move SOME of his belongings into a storage unit. Much less make a move to Alaska. So STFU

[SredniVashtar]

Falkie could NOT seemingly move SOME of his belongings into a storage unit. Much less make a move to Alaska. So STFU

You're just PRETENDING to be a Falkie impersonator, you MORON! You forgot to include his trademark ellipses...for example. And there wasn't enough self-pity in that sentence. I, on the other hand, have a bad knee, so STFU.

Video later, when I've finished cleaning.

[Defwhale]

I don't know where this Alaska idea came up

Well, there is an awful lot of gold to be panned up there

[Who]

Video later, when I've finished cleaning.

Any news from your conference call with Dave Noory and Tommy Danheiser this afternoon?

[SredniVashtar]

Any news from your conference call with Dave Noory and Tommy Danheiser this afternoon?

Funny you should ask.

I found out that the pilot (which has the working title "POS", which they assured me is the Lebanese word for "awesome"), isn't quite proving the success we'd hoped in the major US markets or, in fact, with anyone who speaks English at all. I think there is some problem with the production crew as well, because I heard George say something about a "fat bastard fucking things up". I guess he was talking about Tommy Dumbchaser, poor guy. I couldn't be sure though, because Sweet Kathy was working her way through a family sized bag of Doritos at the time, and it was difficult to hear properly through all her seismic belching.

My best bud Tommy Dernhowser is getting ready to fly to Brazil to open negotiations with a group of tribesman who are interested in taking it because they said it might help to scare away the vampire bats during the night. I have lent my friend Timmy Dullwaster my book "Click Speaking for Dummies", because those dumb bastards don't speak American. I asked him why he isn't out there already cutting deals, but the fat fuck said he's just been seriously ill. Honestly, the excuses some people come up with. Whatever happened to the idea of a fair day's work for a fair day's pay?

I thanked them for taking the time to call. And then hung up and called them each back in turn to say thank you. And then they called me back to say thanks for thanking them. And then I phoned them back to say that I had called them both to say thank you. And then I called them again to check that they had understood that I thanked them. And then I left several messages on their answerphones to tell them that I had left some more messages.

And that's the last I heard from them.

Bastards!!

[Defwhale]

Sweet Kathy was working her way through a family sized bag of Doritos at the time

Listen you cretin stop slandering Kathy she DOESN'T EVER work at anything and was furious when I told her you said so. 
I called Tommy to see how he is doing and he thanked me for my well wishes.  It turns out his lung problem was caused by trying to inhale a bag of chips between callers his doctor told him he needs to eat more slowly and chew his food.  A doctor once told me that and I stopped going to him.
I've told the trolls here before that Noory won't let me discuss the show or play the portion I recorded and I'm TIRED of telling you that.  My apartment manager cancelled another inspection, and now it isn't until next week.  Monday I'm going to see the section 8 director in my area about this because it's getting on both our nerves having to keep this place clean week after week.  It's inconvenient to have to go down there but the best way to deal with these people is to scream in pain and fall on the floor in the middle of meeting with them.  It's frustrating to have to keep going down there in person when they could just take care of this for me the first time I asked.  A bunch of LAZY overpaid government do nothings.
It's HOT again in here today because Kathy got up last night and turned the air conditioner off.  We discussed this at length again today, I want it as cool as the lowest setting goes, and she thinks it's too cold to sleep.  I keep having to tell her this is my place and she has no say about anything, but she refuses to understand that.  Before you trolls start about this it's none of your business so STFU.
More videos later if I see anything in the news I want to read to you.

[starrmtn001]

I don't think the prospect is going to please for much longer if Sweet Kathy turns up, scattering TV dinners all over the tundra and taiga.

I don't know where this Alaska idea came up (and I like to think I am currently majoring in Falkie Studies), but we should ship them both out there instanter. I always used to love Northern Exposure, and it's ripe for revival. Stick those two vaguely human disasters in a log cabin, give them a couple of guns and watch the fun explode. Just the thought of watching Sweet Kathy stalking a moose makes me want to subscribe already.

It might make a man of Falkie at last. Although Sweet Kathy is there already.

OMG!  There's hope for you yet.

[paladin1991]

This is true Falkie is on welfare. He picked a state to live on to mooch. Which is why a lot of Californians are moving out of the state. It is so bad that in Oregon some  property sellers are refusing to sell homes to Californians.

I wonder how they get away with that.  All it takes is one irate fruit or nut fm cali to call HUD and it's a federal case.  Isn't it?

[3OctaveFart]

I thanked them for taking the time to call. And then hung up and called them each back in turn to say thank you. And then they called me back to say thanks for thanking them. And then I phoned them back to say that I had called them both to say thank you. And then I called them again to check that they had understood that I thanked them. And then I left several messages on their answerphones to tell them that I had left some more messages.

And that's the last I heard from them.

Bastards!!

I laughed until I coughed.

[akwilly]

Funny you should ask.

I found out that the pilot (which has the working title "POS", which they assured me is the Lebanese word for "awesome"), isn't quite proving the success we'd hoped in the major US markets or, in fact, with anyone who speaks English at all. I think there is some problem with the production crew as well, because I heard George say something about a "fat bastard fucking things up". I guess he was talking about Tommy Dumbchaser, poor guy. I couldn't be sure though, because Sweet Kathy was working her way through a family sized bag of Doritos at the time, and it was difficult to hear properly through all her seismic belching.

My best bud Tommy Dernhowser is getting ready to fly to Brazil to open negotiations with a group of tribesman who are interested in taking it because they said it might help to scare away the vampire bats during the night. I have lent my friend Timmy Dullwaster my book "Click Speaking for Dummies", because those dumb bastards don't speak American. I asked him why he isn't out there already cutting deals, but the fat fuck said he's just been seriously ill. Honestly, the excuses some people come up with. Whatever happened to the idea of a fair day's work for a fair day's pay?

I thanked them for taking the time to call. And then hung up and called them each back in turn to say thank you. And then they called me back to say thanks for thanking them. And then I phoned them back to say that I had called them both to say thank you. And then I called them again to check that they had understood that I thanked them. And then I left several messages on their answerphones to tell them that I had left some more messages.

And that's the last I heard from them.

Bastards!!

this almost made me pee my pants. not that its anyones business though

[Rally Squirrel]

this almost made me pee my pants. not that its anyones business though

Video soon.....please?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

This is true Falkie is on welfare. He picked a state to live on to mooch. Which is why a lot of Californians are moving out of the state. It is so bad that in Oregon some  property sellers are refusing to sell homes to Californians.

yeah. sure wish i had property in Portland to sell for list or list +25%. i'd sell it in a heartbeat to a hipster from cali. i'm told they fit right in...   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Video soon.....please?

[Who]

Mrs. Who and I are working on our 2015 Christmas cards.  Our cards are going to feature Falkie and Sweet Kathy as Santa and Mrs Claus.  Then when you open the card you'll see, in huge block letters,  STFU!

[bateman]

Mrs. Who and I are working on our 2015 Christmas cards.  Our cards are going to feature Falkie and Sweet Kathy as Santa and Mrs Claus.  Then when you open the card you'll see, in huge block letters,  STFU!

The Clauses are supposed to GIVE gifts, not pilfer from the local church toy drive.

[akwilly]

Mrs. Who and I are working on our 2015 Christmas cards.  Our cards are going to feature Falkie and Sweet Kathy as Santa and Mrs Claus.  Then when you open the card you'll see, in huge block letters,  STFU!

Will you be sending them out postage due?

[Who]

The Clauses are supposed to GIVE gifts, not pilfer from the local church toy drive.

I think we need to create our own version of A Visit From Saint Nicholas (The Night Before Christmas) with Falkie as Santa.

[Who]

Will you be sending them out postage due?

Excellent idea.  With a newsletter inside asking for donations.

Can you imagine what a George and Kathy Christmas newsletter would be like?

"Dear friends and family.  We've been running around all year like chickens with our heads cut off.  Going from church to church looking for food with our glasses duct taped to our foreheads.  That bastard Noory hasn't sent us a check in almost three months. . .

[akwilly]

Excellent idea.  With a newsletter inside asking for donations.

Can you imagine what a George and Kathy Christmas newsletter would be like?

"Dear friends and family.  We've been running around all year like chickens with our heads cut off.  Going from church to church looking for food with our glasses duct taped to our foreheads.  That bastard Noory hasn't sent us a check in almost three months. . .

Merry Xmas all, Kathy and I are doing so great. We have almost cleaned the sink and have kidnaped 2 kittens. Despite all our success we ask that you give us money and leave us the fuck alone. Happy new year STFU

[Who]

Dear World, Merry Christmas from George and Kathy.  Everyone knows where we live.  Just knock, walk in and announce yourself.  Don't come before noon because a naked Kathy will be sleeping beside me.  Unless you're bringing money.  In that case you can come anytime you want.  Leave the money in one of the milk crates.  Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and STFU!

[akwilly]

On black Friday Kathy and I were seriously injured when fast walking through an Apple store. Video later. But because it is the season of giving back we have decided to become foster parents. We picked up one strong dark skinned boy the other day but are on the lookout for kids with disabilities because the state will pay us more. We will use the dark one to build ramps and whatnot to better our chances at getting a few broken kids.

[coaster]

Air conditioner on 61 degrees. What a waste of electricity.

[littlechris]

On black Friday Kathy and I were seriously injured when fast walking through an Apple store. Video later. But because it is the season of giving back we have decided to become foster parents. We picked up one strong dark skinned boy the other day but are on the lookout for kids with disabilities because the state will pay us more. We will use the dark one to build ramps and whatnot to better our chances at getting a few broken kids.

Lol. Don't give them any ideas.

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmH4ev7Fo0k

A new episode where Falkie lets us know that he does not know how to use is new air conditioner.

[akwilly]

Falkie almost looks like he has a mohawk.

[MR. Spock]

Falkie you're an idiot.  Falkie please move to Russia because your the reason that the USA is going to hell. You voted for comrade Obama and comrade moonbeam aka Jerry brown. So falkie fuck you. People who are taking welfare , ssi, food stamps, section 8 should not vote.

[akwilly]

Falkie you're an idiot.  Falkie please move to Russia because your the reason that the USA is going to hell. You voted for comrade Obama and comrade moonbeam aka Jerry brown. So falkie fuck you. People who are taking welfare , ssi, food stamps, section 8 should not vote.

Well comrade Falkie wouldn't need his air conditioner over there

[Jocko Johnson]

You're just PRETENDING to be a Falkie impersonator, you MORON! You forgot to include his trademark ellipses...for example. And there wasn't enough self-pity in that sentence. I, on the other hand, have a bad knee, so STFU.

Video later, when I've finished cleaning.

SV, it's none of your business so STFU  and take a nap.