The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[bateman]

We can forge some paper work and make you into a native.

Aren't those people kinda brown? I don't think Falkie would like that.

[akwilly]

Aren't those people kinda brown? I don't think Falkie would like that.

Falkie would have to get a slight tan but if that dosn't work I could apply the same make up on him that Elvis used in the classic film Stay Away Joe. Oh it would also help if Falkie could obtain a bad drinking habit.

[weeberwubber]

Aren't those people kinda brown? I don't think Falkie would like that.

[coaster]

I wonder if Kathy slathers mayo on her butt and then has Falkie bury his face between her cheeks. You are welcome for that visual.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I wonder if Kathy slathers mayo on her butt and then has Falkie bury his face between her cheeks. You are welcome for that visual.

not so much. it's really the idea of the mayo bubbles foaming up hill as he crack snorts. ending in a single giant sneeze... instantly inflating his subject. 

[akwilly]

I wonder if Kathy slathers mayo on her butt and then has Falkie bury his face between her cheeks. You are welcome for that visual.

Mayo would enhance the ass flavor and smell that she no doubt has in spades. I would request Miracle Whip, it has a tanginess to it that would make her ass more edible.

[nooryisawesome]

I wonder if Kathy slathers mayo on her butt and then has Falkie bury his face between her cheeks. You are welcome for that visual.

[akwilly]

Rather than spreading Mayo on sweet Kathy's arse I would put some chia pet on it. I would also like to see Falkie try to plant something in his belly button, I don't know maybe a potatoe or even a small strawberry plant. Both would probably grow decent since the apartment is basicly a greenhouse and his belly button would hold enough dirt while his sweat would water whatever he would plant in it.

[Falkie2013]

Why does Falkie live in a hot part of the country? Is it becouse the storage units are cheaper there? Is it the welfare benifits? Hey Falkie why don't you move on up here to Alaska. We can forge some paper work and make you into a native. Once you get native status you can go to the doctor for free and get a handsome check from the government every now and then. Heck big guy we could have adventures like panning for gold and making totem poles. Also Falkie wouldn't overheat so easily here. Sadly though Kathy would be quit the catch up here so Falkie would have to keep a close eye on her or else she would get plowed like a snow drift by all the lonely guys.

I need to spray some weed killer in YOUR belly button.

Once again, you like so many others, show your lack of knowledge.

( 1 ) Storage units here are twice what they cost in Sacramento.
( 2 ) The San Francisco Bay Area generally has 3 periods where it gets abnormally hot.
In April, from around the 18th to the 30th; in August; in September and October around the Jewish High Holidays.
       This year has set record temperatures all over the Bay Area for heat. It is not normally this hot on this side of the bay. By November it will start to get cold again, although at times, like now, the cold air comes off the bay and brings a chill almost like winter
( 3 ) I already see a doctor for free and with NO forged paperwork & I don't like snow ( cold activates my arthritis & makes my joints and knees hurt more ) or shovelling it.
( 4 ) Kathy is committed to me. Should I not be around anymore, I don't think she'd be able to handle the loss, no matter what the clowns on here think of our relationship.
        She loves living in this area and would NEVER move to Alaska for she'd find it boring & there'd be nothing for her to do, much like she felt when she lived in Sacramento.
( 5 ). I know nothing about welfare payments, but Social Security payments here are standardized throughout the state. Other states have far less.
( 6 ). If you find a totem with Little Chris's or Drone's face on it, do let me know. I need something to scare away vermin.

[SredniVashtar]

I need to spray some weed killer in YOUR belly button.

No doubt you keep plenty in the house. You use it on Sweet Kathy's snatch.

Once again, you like so many others, show your lack of knowledge.

I'm with you here, big guy. Damn and blast these people to hell. They is just ignant!

( 3 ) I already see a doctor for free

Big fucking surprise.

( 4 ) Kathy is committed to me.

Is she committed to you? Or do you just mean in the psychiatric sense, and she really ought to be?

Should I not be around anymore,

In the unlikely event! It's amazing you have got this far; proof positive that only the good die young. I can imagine it's only a matter of months before you are flopped out on the sidewalk like a tortoise, and the street cleaners throw you in a skip.

I don't think she'd be able to handle the loss, no matter what the clowns on here think of our relationship.

I imagine her hair would turn quite gold from grief. The "clowns" think your "relationship" is pretty improbable for one thing. I would imagine that in the event of your sad demise, there would be a three-way struggle with the cats to see who got the juiciest bits.

She loves living in this area and would NEVER move to Alaska for she'd find it boring

Boring, and hunters might 'mistake' her for a moose and fill her full of lead.

& there'd be nothing for her to do, much like she felt when she lived in Sacramento.

I think you can sit on your fat arse and watch videos no matter where you are.

( 5 ). I know nothing about welfare payments, but Social Security payments here are standardized throughout the state. Other states have far less.

This is Falkie's legal training showing here. He's giving us a bit of casuistry, bless him! As if welfare and social security have nothing whatever to do with each other.

( 6 ). If you find a totem with Little Chris's or Drone's face on it, do let me know. I need something to scare away vermin.

You have at least one big fat rat, gnawing at your government cheese. You'd better be careful what you ask for.

[Defwhale]

        She loves living in this area and would NEVER move to Alaska for she'd find it boring & there'd be nothing for her to do

What does she do now?

You can scam government programs, eat pizza, watch TV, belch, throw trash on the floor, get moody, and talk about going to Marine World, anywere. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Aren't those people kinda brown? I don't think Falkie would like that.

Excuse me, I'll have you know that Falkie is a man of color. He told us so himself. He is a proud descendant of the Sendai, who as per Falkie were revered warriors in ancient Japan. Why is Falkie so pale, you ask? I think you may need to ask his mother's mailman about that.

[3OctaveFart]

Alaska requires a sort of rugged will and strength of heart that doesn't seem to be present.

[coaster]

Committed to Falkie. I believe the term you are looking for is Stockholm Syndrome. Beat her enough and she'll learn to love you.

[paladin1991]

I wonder if Kathy slathers mayo on her butt and then has Falkie bury his face between her cheeks. You are welcome for that visual.

https://youtu.be/aLF_srX4pYs

[paladin1991]

( 4 ) Kathy is committed to me. Should I not be around anymore, I don't think she'd be able to handle the loss, no matter what the clowns on here think of our relationship.

UH-huh.  She is putting away those checks for the day that she breaks free.  When you  die, probably this year, just b4 Christmas, because you won't let me saveyour dumb ass, she'll be dancing in the streets.  She will live in your apartment rent free and sell all your trash up until the day that the Sheriff comes by to evict her
Then she will dance her way down the street to a swank section 8 castle just for her...

[paladin1991]

hey, is it against the rules if we start a Felchie deadpool?

[chefist]

I would love a weekly Falkie wrap up post! 1-4 sentences...thus far what might that look like? 

[chefist]

hey, is it against the rules if we start a Felchie deadpool?

Maybe a soft opening... Which physical malady strikes first!

[paladin1991]

Maybe a soft opening... Which physical malady strikes first!

An infarction of the intestine? Or maybe the next cat he sits on does a kamikazi right up his yingyang?  Both very likely.  Maybe LC would want to put this on his page?  To keep track of it and all.

How do we take out a life insurance policy on Felchie?  Does he have to sign?

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcZXLH5mMNk

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Falkie shows through careful experimentation that an air conditioner makes a room cooler.

Video on the making of the video later.

[Who]

( 5 ). I know nothing about welfare payments, but Social Security payments here are standardized throughout the state. Other states have far less.

Yes you do.  You have told us several times you are on SSI (Supplemental Security Income).  SSI is paid through the Social Security Administration and is WELFARE.  It's for people who do not qualify for Social Security Disability because they have not worked enough or have NEVER WORKED.  It's a gift from the taxpayers.  It's welfare.

Look, Dodgie, if you didn't want us to know you were on welfare you shouldn't have told us.  But you did - again and again and again . . .

[Jocko Johnson]

Yes you do.  You have told us several times you are on SSI (Supplemental Security Income).  SSI is paid through the Social Security Administration and is WELFARE.  It's for people who do not qualify for Social Security Disability because they have not worked enough or have NEVER WORKED.  It's a gift from the taxpayers.  It's welfare.

Look, Dodgie, if you didn't want us to know you were on welfare you shouldn't have told us.  But you did - again and again and again . . .

Once again WHO you are dead on. Hey fatso...wow you just discovered that a/c cools!!!!! Thx for the news flash! Stop the presses!!!! You are such a dolt flackie.  Now that your hovel is nice and chilly you should be cleaning like nuts, right!? But can you explain why you don't clean in the non summer hot months? You stupid dumb fucker!

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey SLOB-O how's your boy snorge taking the news!? Come Oct it's all over for him and his nonsense. He'll be checking in with you for tips on getting on the govt welfare/SSI...NOT SOCIAL SECURITY dole and grabbing free food from those who are much more needy. And maybe he can come bunk with you too, just think...you guys can have PJ parties and listen to his old shows!!!! Wow, what bonding. In the end Art Bell is gonna help you live your dreams with old jorge!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcZXLH5mMNk

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Falkie shows through careful experimentation that an air conditioner makes a room cooler.

Video on the making of the video later.

Now that Falkie has spent so much time observing his air conditioner, I want him to describe the principles of operation and calculate the thermodynamic efficiency since he has the equivalent of 15 university degrees and 20 trade diplomas from all the things he's watched.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My God, 61 degrees!  Is Falkie trying to turn his entire apartment into a refrigerator so he can be even lazier?  Those poor fricken' cats.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I think I have a way for you to get rich. I remember when I was younger and I was banging a girl from Alabama. I always craved pancakes after sex with her. She used to wear flavored chapstick and occasionally would put some on her other lips. Now she is older and wears bright red lipstick and becouse of her hubris still slaps some on her pud. I thought it was just a thing girls from Alabama did to make themselfs feel sexy but I have come to realize that is not it at all. The reason my girl put lipstick on her pud was becouse she didn't have money for maxi pads,(Probably becouse she spent it on lipstick) so she improvised. After tracing her vag with the lipstick she would line her pantys with flour. The lipstick worked as a gasket and kept the flour in place. Maybe that is why I craved baked goods after being with her. So what you can do Falkie is have Kathy do the exact same thing but with the goal of making her own special strain of sourdough. Just make sure she dosn't change her pantys for at least a week. That would give it enough time to absorb her yeast infection and meld with the flower. Sourdough strains are like the cast iron skillets of the food world. People will pay a premium for a good one and pass it down though generations.

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey cockbreath don't get too cold, you may freeze up that fat encrusted heart of yours. I know you said you were once dead for a few days and came back to life, but I think you were just drugged and passed around as a party favor at some ass banging party in SF in the 1970's. So this could be it for you and cockaroach face. Not that I give a shit about your miserable useless existence but just thinking that the poor kittys will be frozen solid.
That new cat you kidnapped try to rip your fat flabby throat out yet?

[littlechris]

I know you said you were once dead for a few days and came back to life, but I think you were just drugged and passed around as a party favor at some ass banging party in SF in the 1970's.

I can see it already, Falkie Fugly and his bitch Cockaroach Kathy getting gang banged by a bunch of dirty filthy men. Doing it for....

.... a pair of glasses!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!

How you doin Anthony Senda??? HAHAHA!!

How you doin??

You rat infested Baboon!!

[nooryisawesome]

Yes you do.  You have told us several times you are on SSI (Supplemental Security Income).  SSI is paid through the Social Security Administration and is WELFARE.  It's for people who do not qualify for Social Security Disability because they have not worked enough or have NEVER WORKED.  It's a gift from the taxpayers.  It's welfare.

Look, Dodgie, if you didn't want us to know you were on welfare you shouldn't have told us.  But you did - again and again and again . . .

This is true Falkie is on welfare. He picked a state to live on to mooch. Which is why a lot of Californians are moving out of the state. It is so bad that in Oregon some  property sellers are refusing to sell homes to Californians.