The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Poor Ibby.  Sitting on the couch in a pair of stretch pants an empty quart of ice cream sitting next to her; nibbling on a beignet while breathlessly watching a rerun of Sex in the City.

It almost makes me cry.

I have no doubt. You seem very in touch with your vagina  effeminate  feminine side.

[Who]

Falkie is singing the official anthem of the George Noory Fan Club.  I'll see if I can look up the lyrics.

[3OctaveFart]

But there are at least a couple of posters who frequent both this thread and that.  What do you make of people who can inhabit both worlds?

Hadn't noticed, but I like that this thread is considered the bad side of town.

I listened to Bella Haven a few times in the car and thought it was fine. I would even call in but I can barely stay up for Art anymore.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie is singing the official anthem of the George Noory Fan Club.  I'll see if I can look up the lyrics.

I'm pretty sure he's singing LMFAO's "I'm Sexy and I Know It".

Hadn't noticed, but I like that this thread is considered the bad side of town.

The rough streets of Falkenberg City, where only the strong survive. Mostly on Starbucks and cinabon.

[SredniVashtar]

I would even call in but I can barely stay up for Art anymore.

You can't say that for jazmunda, who is always up for Art. Rock hard in fact.

[Inglorious Bitch]

We sure do, Sir Galahad!

Better Sir Galahad than Sir Hadagal.

[3OctaveFart]

Is Jazmunda the atheist guy from the Rockies who's been calling Art's and Richard's show the last few nights?

I can see why Art has an only-one-call-per-night rule for guys like Atheist Matt from Denver.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Is Jazmunda the atheist guy from the Rockies who's been calling Art's and Richard's show every night the last few nights?

I can see why Art has a one-call-per-night rule for guys like Atheist Matt from Denver.

At least Bill from Hartford, the amateur astronomer, atheist and asshole hasn't started calling Art.

Yet.

[3OctaveFart]

Atheists hate not being engaged in debate.

Art couldn't find but two or three morons to take on Atheist Matt on Open Lines the other night. And those guys were probably just trolling.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Atheists hate not being engaged in debate.

That they do. They need to spread their message and convert the infidels and true believers.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Kathy, his sister, is missing the same tooth.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I have no doubt. You seem very in touch with your vagina

Just so long as I'm nowhere near touching yours.   HEY-yo!!!!!!

[faint echo from Ibby's vagina]    {{ hey-yo }}

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Better Sir Galahad than Sir Hadagal.

...while breathlessly reading through a stack of my old posts.

FIFY

[Inglorious Bitch]

Just so long as I'm nowhere near touching yours.   

Not a chance. A relief for the both of us.

[Inglorious Bitch]

FIFY

Reliving old glory days?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

That they do. They need to spread their message and convert the infidels and true believers.

Atheists don't kill people for not joining their beliefs.  Therefore, they are more moral than religious people.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Not a chance. A relief for the both of us.

Really, now.  That's like saying one less visitor makes it easier on the staff at Disneyland.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Atheists don't kill people for not joining their beliefs.  Therefore, they are more moral than religious people.

Bwah! Oh, wait...you were being serious?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Really, now.  That's like saying one less visitor makes it easier on the staff at Disneyland.

You must be this tall to ride:



Oooh...this is awkward. Sorry little fella.

[akwilly]

Fallkie, what vaccinations would I need before setting foot in your apartment?  The CDC has a list of vaccinations people should get before visiting third world countries.  I'm guessing the same list would apply to people coming to your apartment?

Hey Falkie, am curious as to what gifts you would expect people to bring you.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Bwah! Oh, wait...you were being serious?

Yes.  Give thinking a chance, Ibby.  Take it slow at first.  It's not like getting rogered by the entire high school, where you can get into it without any warm-up. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You must be this tall to ride:



Oooh...this is awkward. Sorry little fella.

I think it's kind of sad that your cooter has a minimum size requirement to avoid...well, let's just call it "nothing but net."  You should have paced yourself back in middle school. 

And let this be a lesson for you aspiring sluts out there.  Use Ibby as a bad example.  Don't be shy, god knows everyone else has used her.   

[bateman]

I'm curious about Falkie's ex-wife. How long were they married? Was she a landwhale too? Did his mother ruin the wedding? Inquiring minds want to know.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Why does Falkie have two Chiclets where his central and lateral incisors should be?

Never mind, I should already know the answer to that.  It's the best he could steal from the churches.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

How long were they married?

How long do roofies remain in the bloodstream?

[akwilly]

How long do roofies remain in the bloodstream?

If taken oraly about 8 hours, but if used as a suppository up to 24 hours.

[bateman]

Remember when Falkie taped his glasses? Superglue and a kernel of petrified corn from his kitchen should fix the missing tooth problem. Who needs a dentist when you have ingenuity.

[Falkie2013]

Hey Falkie, am curious as to what gifts you would expect people to bring you.

A whip, some handcuffs, duct tape, bungee cords and a ball gag.
A a dvd of season 2 of MFU so I can watch it in peace and quiet. :

No vaccinations required. The cats have their shots, though we've not gotten our new flu shots as they're just coming out for this season.

This just in from Noory as I asked him about Graham Hancock's theory about the 2 cometary fragments coming to hit the Earth & the status of the new show. I talked to Tom Danhouser twice last night. He's back to work and is slowly getting better.

We keep plodding away at the show…..getting nibbles. It takes time.
Just had contract extended for another 5 years!!!!
Had Graham on a few weeks ago, but we should revisit.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie- come clean with us here. Is Kathy your sibling?

[littlechris]

A whip, some handcuffs, duct tape, bungee cords and a ball gag.
A a dvd of season 2 of MFU so I can watch it in peace and quiet. :

No vaccinations required. The cats have their shots, though we've not gotten our new flu shots as they're just coming out for this season.

This just in from Noory as I asked him about Graham Hancock's theory about the 2 cometary fragments coming to hit the Earth & the status of the new show. I talked to Tom Danhouser twice last night. He's back to work and is slowly getting better.

We keep plodding away at the show…..getting nibbles. It takes time.
Just had contract extended for another 5 years!!!!
Had Graham on a few weeks ago, but we should revisit

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