The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SredniVashtar]

She's the daughter of a retired Major in the Signals rgt. The humanity.

I feel your pain. I find most people under 30 inexpressibly annoying these days anyway, but girls of that age are an entirely separate curse. If they're not fucking about with their bloody phones every 2 seconds it's their conversation, which makes me want to hammer a tent peg through one of my temples. I swear I heard one on the train the other day just say 'oh my god' over and over again in a variety of intonations while speaking on the phone. We are devolving, and it's happening fast! God help us all!!

[Yorkshire pud]

I feel your pain. I find most people under 30 inexpressibly annoying these days anyway, but girls of that age are an entirely separate curse. If they're not fucking about with their bloody phones every 2 seconds it's their conversation, which makes me want to hammer a tent peg through one of my temples. I swear I heard one on the train the other day just say 'oh my god' over and over again in a variety of intonations while speaking on the phone. We are devolving, and it's happening fast! God help us all!!

Factor in the inevitable question infection after each sentence, and her intolerance of anything on the radio news she doesn't like. Oh, and she's been doing the job (which I taught her to do) six months and she's a bloody expert all of a sudden.

[SredniVashtar]

Factor in the inevitable question infection after each sentence, and her intolerance of anything on the radio news she doesn't like. Oh, and she's been doing the job (which I taught her to do) six months and she's a bloody expert all of a sudden.

I've never heard it called that before, I like it. What an intolerable pestilence she sounds like. I am going to ask Jeremy Corbyn to table a motion to send everyone under 30 to some place in the North Sea. Or under it, if necessary, I'm not fussy.

[Yorkshire pud]

I've never heard it called that before, I like it. What an intolerable pestilence she sounds like. I am going to ask Jeremy Corbyn to table a motion to send everyone under 30 to some place in the North Sea. Or under it, if necessary, I'm not fussy.

Ahhh yes. Jezza;  promising the known world and will later find the expediancy of political office makes it all vaporise. See Nick Clegg. I'm disappointed now that we don't have a credible party of opposition.

[SredniVashtar]

Ahhh yes. Jezza;  promising the known world and will later find the expediancy of political office makes it all vaporise. See Nick Clegg. I'm disappointed now that we don't have a credible party of opposition.

'myes, I'm wondering how long it will take before the bloom comes off that particular rose. The trouble is, the rest of them were so banal and unappealing that he didn't even have to break out of a jog trot to win. I couldn't see many of the electorate going for tailor's dummy Burnham or fembot Cooper, and god knows what the other one was doing there. Still, it might liven things up a bit and people can actually have a choice rather than the same soap powder with a different label, so that it's all about marketing. I think it is going to be Michael Foot all over again, with or without donkey jacket, but perhaps he is more media-savvy than old Footers ever managed to be. How many top Tories can you name with a beard? Labour has had quite a few over the years. I don't think William Hague has even started shaving yet.

[SredniVashtar]

This might be considered off-topic in this thread but, frankly, what isn't? However I'd like to go on record as saying WHAT'S UP WITH THIS SHIT!!??

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/sep/12/mail-the-force-set-of-18-star-wars-stamps-to-be-released-ahead-of-film

Is nothing sacred ffs?

Oh, I know how to bring it back to Herr Senda. Falkie used to be interesting in stamp collecting, but only because he thought philately was just a posh word for a blowjob.

[Mizak]

Of course not. If you were really paying attention you shouldn't even have to ask. This is all a ploy to buy him off. The video was made for dave and friends to watch and laugh at. It's a master stroke by snore to keep that sad sack of shit hanging so long. I for one cannot wait for fatty to have to admit that we was all right and he was wrong! Then, just wait and see what the attack on dave will be or if snorge can come up with something else. Any one who tosses fatso a few bucks has his loyalty and silence.  Just stand by...

True that I don't pay that close attention .I'm busy eating my stir fried rat and Lo mein while on this thread.I do get many many laughs from all of you on here.Thanks!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

True that I don't pay that close attention .I'm busy eating my stir fried rat and Lo mein while on this thread.I do get many many laughs from all of you on here.Thanks!!!

Happy to be able to put a smile on a face or two from this disaster.  So you are very welcome and stand by as it may be getting very funny soon!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Very true. My sister is a potty mouth and I hate that

Don't you think that it makes her sound kind of hot?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I was going to attend one in my local area this past summer if Falkie had not made it to his second attempt at an interview meeting at the KSCO listener event this past spring.  It would have been worth it to follow up on his behalf to get Noory's take on the situation.

As we all know (and *celebrated* in this thread, by the way), Falkie came through after all.  I ended up with out-of-town visitors that weekend of my local event anyway, so did not go.

Why would anyone waste precious hours of their lives on that stain, Noory? He can't sing, he has no personality, he can't host for shite and he has the intelligence of a box of rocks. No offense to rocks.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Women are always testing men and sending veiled messages.  She probably wanted to see your reaction so she could know your views on the subject of buttfucking.

Dear Lord, what is this national male obsession with butt sex? We women have two perfectly good orifices. TWO PERFECTLY GOOD ORIFICES, I SAY. But no. You all want gay sex. Not that there is anything wrong with that if you are 2 men.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

hahahahahah   

What movie is that?

the worst Australian(redundant?) movie ever made:Bad Boy Bubby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toY_RRuHu5U

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Now I see why DPS is so enamoured with you.

I don't know if I'd go so far as enamoured, but I'd hit it.

[Yorkshire pud]

Dear Lord, what is this national male obsession with butt sex? We women have two perfectly good orifices. TWO PERFECTLY GOOD OFFICES, I SAY. But no. You all want gay sex. Not that there is anything wrong with that if you are 2 men.

Both fully furnished?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Both fully furnished?

Damn it! I went back and fixed it. Such is my mental block that I typed offices instead of orifices. Anyway, I knew what I meant to say. 

[SredniVashtar]

Damn it! I went back and fixed it. Such is my mental block that I typed offices instead of orifices. Anyway, I knew what I meant to say. 

She was right the first time. She operates from two offices: one marked 'Homeless - 5 minute service', While the other has a sign saying 'All-Day Dykery'.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I don't know if I'd go so far as enamoured, but I'd hit it.

From behind?

[Inglorious Bitch]

She was right the first time. She operates from two offices: one marked 'Homeless - 5 minute service', While the other has a sign saying 'All-Day Dykery'.

Well, if by "work" you mean pimp out your sorry ass all day to the public, then yes. Remind me to give you a nice holiday bonus this year.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

it's great that she now has a safe home!

I know that you're nuttier than a squirrel turd, but it takes a special kind of retard to say that about someone who has killed two cats by stepping/sitting on them.

[SredniVashtar]

Well, if by "work" you mean pimp out your sorry ass all day to the public, then yes. Remind me to give you a nice holiday bonus this year.

I see, so on the strength of these semi-literate pasquinades you laughingly call 'posts' you are comparing yourself to Oscar Wilde? Delusions do not come much grander.

If only he had thought of that 'I have two perfectly good orifices' line for Lady Bracknell.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I see, so on the strength of these semi-literate pasquinades you laughingly call 'posts' you are comparing yourself to Oscar Wilde? Delusions do not come much grander.

If only he had thought of that 'I have two perfectly two good orifices' line for Lady Bracknell.

Ah, The Importance of Being Earnest. Wilde is my favorite author, so when I was looking for a pimpin' ain't easy meme, I was naturally drawn to that one.

[SredniVashtar]

Ah, The Importance of Being Earnest. Wilde is my favorite author, so when I was looking for a pimpin' ain't easy meme, I was naturally drawn to that one.

There is some good in even the lowliest of creatures.

[Inglorious Bitch]

There is some good in even the lowliest of creatures.

Knowing you, that must be one of the nicest things that you have ever said to anyone. Compliment accepted.

[SredniVashtar]

Knowing you, that must be one of the nicest thing that you have ever said to anyone. Compliment accepted.

That was a direct quote from the eulogy at my mother's funeral. How did you guess?

[Inglorious Bitch]

That was a direct quote from the eulogy at my mother's funeral. How did you guess?

Was it a quote of what your mother liked to say to you?

[SredniVashtar]

Was it a quote of what your mother liked to say to you?

I see you are still struggling to get into that charm school. What's the problem, do they have a minimum entrance requirement?

As opposed to your day job, where the minimum entrance requirement is just having a dick.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I see you are still struggling to get into that charm school. What's the problem, do they have a minimum entrance requirement?

As opposed to your day job, where the minimum entrance requirement is just having a dick.

So I guess that rules you out.

[SredniVashtar]

So I guess that rules you out.

OK, I am going to go pick on some kids at the blind school by taking away their sticks and moving the furniture around. I hope you're happy!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

There's no truce and Falkie isn't even returning my emails.   As Gerry said, he had an out.  I offered it to him, but he's apparently not interested and wants to keep this war going.   

I'm sure you all will be entertained soon enough by what is yet to come.

Y - fuckin A - W - N

[Defwhale]

Noory is crafty. The pretend pilot show not only allowed him to mind-f one of his biggest detractors for months on end, it also allowed him to write off several of his weekend trips home to St. Louis as a business expense

Falkie used to know that Noory is a full of shit blowhard.  Until he got bot off with a pair of glasses and some gas money.

Hey Falkie, there is no pilot.  Just like there never was a Casey the Dog, a girl in a poor country named Maritza being supported by George on just pennies a day, and no Hawaii studio.