The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey, fatboy...can you come out to play ,or do you have to stay in the house, the restaurant,  the ☆$'s or where ever and greaseing roachy's chest with the goose fat mayo!!!???

[Defwhale]

Why doesn't Falkie make us coffee?  Posters on other threads get a cup or two every morning.

[SredniVashtar]

Why doesn't Falkie make us coffee?

He's too busy making us sick.

[Yorkshire pud]

He's too busy making us sick.

STFU bitchy Jocky jock. I have ALWAYS said I prefer drinking soaked reused used donated tea bags. When will you idiots get it into your heads? Not that it's your business Kathy stuffs the drier ones up her clout to revitalise the sun baked ones. THAT is the reason Patty became the Antichrist. She refused to make or prepare my tea the way Kathy does it. Even after yelling at her for half an hour and waking the neighbours (who couldn't resist getting into MY business by banging on the walls), would she relent and accept it was her honour and duty to ferment my tea bags in her warm and damp environment. The bitch refused! How dare she!!!!

Video later when Kathy will demonstrate how it works, not that it's anyone's business if they view it. I might also post one on spreading cat piss using soaked t shirts.

[SredniVashtar]

STFU bitchy Jocky jock. I have ALWAYS said I prefer drinking soaked reused used donated tea bags. When will you idiots get it into your heads? Not that it's your business Kathy stuffs the drier ones up her clout to revitalise the sun baked ones. THAT is the reason Patty became the Antichrist. She refused to make or prepare my tea the way Kathy does it. Even after yelling at her for half an hour and waking the neighbours (who couldn't resist getting into MY business by banging on the walls), would she relent and accept it was her honour and duty to ferment my tea bags in her warm and damp environment. The bitch refused! How dare she!!!!

Video later when Kathy will demonstrate how it works, not that it's anyone's business if they view it. I might also post one on spreading cat piss using soaked t shirts.

Jeez, how can one harmless comment produce such a hurricane of contumely? Falkie is such an asshole.

[Yorkshire pud]

Jeez, how can one harmless comment produce such a hurricane of contumely? Falkie is such an asshole.

Yeah he is. No idea what comes over him sometimes all the time.

[3OctaveFart]

One other thing. Once again Drone lies for his own ends. I had publicly apologized to Big Shits but he steadfastedly REFUSED to apologize to me and Kathy for getting her so upset over his idiotic Kathy fleshy mutant love doll filth. Drone was also guilty in trying to convince Kathy to agree with the smarmy idea as well over the phone within minutes of Big Shits phone call well over a year ago. Big Shits made verbal threats to " get me " for videos I did and told me not to " fuck with him " as well.
Both Kathy and I do get angry for uncalled for and unacceptable behavior on the part of people and she is particularly angry about being attacked by people she does not know and the fact that shevis only being attacked because of her association with me.

She gets criticized because she's a welfare cheat. And she has produced media defaming another person. Is Kathy a liar or just stupid? Which is it?

[Yorkshire pud]

She gets criticized because she's a welfare cheat. And she has produced media defaming another person. Is Kathy a liar or just stupid? Which is it?

I'm going for stupid. If she was clever she wouldn't have broken into a gallop in the video at the food counter..she must have the sense of smell of a Great White. I bet they both could smell the fat from two blocks away.

[Yorkshire pud]

Okay; do we open a book yet on whether Senda and Bloatette have been turned in to the Feds? If they have, will the grasses please step forward to clear up the speculation?

Thanks.

[Defwhale]

I won't even justify the above with a reply.
We have removed all of the stuff from the evil Patty's house but because she took the stuff out of our car, we wound up with too much stuff and not enough storage space.
Kathy got her deposit back from her landlord and will have enough for a deposit on a new apartment and we rescued a beautiful long haired tuxedo cat who wound up at the storage panting because of the heat and starving. She is very gentle and has a little pink nose. She had climbed into someone's truck and wound up at the storage, stranded, hungry and frightened.
I took pictures of Patty's house, garage, the room the people stay in and one of their dogs.
We unload the truck into our car at 6am and return the truck to Uhaul and go home and crash. I've had 3 hours of sleep in 2 days.
After we wake up, both Kathy and I will do videos and she has more than a few choice words to say to Drone and Big Shits and will be talking about Patty. We did get Patty to help this time because I said I was NOT going to remove the boxes she took out of our car from her car.

More bullshit from fake Falkie.  I would NEVER be up at 6am to do ANYTHING, certainly not to do any work or get anything done.  I told you before Nasty Patty said she would NOT help us move boxes or let our cats stay there which is the reason we no longer have anything to do with her.
Kathy would never get her deposit back after leaving that place a smelly grimy cockroach infested hole so stop saying we got a check and have some money.  Kathy is SAVING for a deposit on a new apartment.
Kathy is furious at the unacceptable and uncalled for behavior from you jerks here at BellGab discussing whether she is more stupid, more fat or more ugly.  We're both still angry about the idiotic Kathy fleshy mutant love doll filth, it makes her livid when she is attacked only because of her association with me.
STOP saying I beat Kathy.  I would never hurt her.  When her husbands mother dies we are both going to be there to inherit one if not two of the houses and its going to take both of us to get them so STFU.  We are very PLAYFUL with each other, when one of us is sitting or napping or cornered or falls down, the other will run over and fart on them and we'll both get a good laugh out of it.  Kathy made me promise not to do a video on that but I'm trying to get her to change her mind.  None of this is ANY of your business just STFU.
More videos when we wake up.

[Jocko Johnson]

So has fatty and roachy made the promised weekend video to revel all?

[Dateline]

Here goes:

"FALKIE LIVES MATTER!"(TM)


It's mine.  Time for a nap after I STFU. 

[Dateline]

Also, with the new Falkie promos, let me introduce to you a new coffee at Starbucks, the Falkie roast.  Honed under the hot sun of San Martinez.

This roast has been seasoned in mayo and warmed under the body heat of Falkie as he naps until noon.  There is no direct contact as it is laid under the mattress pad.  Your barristo will make sure that it is a legitimate Falkie roast as it is adorned with a squirt of mayo on top and sprinkled with Cinnabon topping. 

This is being test marketed in San Martiznez and is scheduled to be released nationally by Christmas.  The ad will feature the baritone of Falkie and the tone-deafness of Norry in a stirring rendition of "I Will Be Home For Christmas" or "I Will Be Homeless For Christmas" as the case may be.

Hot Stuff!!!!!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Hey fatboy remembering how much you like eating raw chickens, I saw a news report where a live chicken was running around the toll plaza of the Golden Gate Bridge.  It fouled up traffic for hours as no one would run it over or somehow kill it. The CHP had to intervene and capture it after a while. I though that you and cockaroachface could get down there in the Lexus and cover the story, and then have it for dinner as well! You could've even used the feathers to soften that pillow roachy sleeps on so her puss doesn't look all beaten up. But alas, you are so lazy why cover the news when you can just cut and paste and post it, stealing others work...you lazy dickbag.

[Falkie2013]

Also, with the new Falkie promos, let me introduce to you a new coffee at Starbucks, the Falkie roast.  Honed under the hot sun of San Martinez.

This roast has been seasoned in mayo and warmed under the body heat of Falkie as he naps until noon.  There is no direct contact as it is laid under the mattress pad.  Your barristo will make sure that it is a legitimate Falkie roast as it is adorned with a squirt of mayo on top and sprinkled with Cinnabon topping. 

This is being test marketed in San Martiznez and is scheduled to be released nationally by Christmas.  The ad will feature the baritone of Falkie and the tone-deafness of Norry in a stirring rendition of "I Will Be Home For Christmas" or "I Will Be Homeless For Christmas" as the case may be.

Hot Stuff!!!!!!

I was up until 5 am scrubbing down the left side of the sink counter, the dish drainer and rubber mat and the sink along with the cabinets above the sink. Noe to clean the right side and then the stove as Kathy cleans the cabinet doors and then we clean off the counter and front of the refrigerator and then I sweep and mop the floor and the kitchen will be done and then we go on to the bathroom.
Happy Labor Day all and I have no time to make coffee, even for myself.
I just very briefly talked to Tom Danheiser and he's recovering very slowly and wasn't up to talking. I wished him a Happy Labor Day and he thanked me for calling.
Videos weren't done this weekend because I could not sleep for 2 days because of all the stuff we had to do. Thanks to Ratty Patty ( her garage was full of mice and mouse droppings ), we had to rent a second storage space to put the overflow because she took the boxes out of our car. Kathy has to get one item out of her garage and Ratty Patty stole her purse and wallet and my German cookbook.

[3OctaveFart]

Great humor in Labor Day being celebrated by two people who refuse to work.

[MAX]

Great humor in Labor Day being celebrated by two people who refuse to work.

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Hey come on now , he washed 1/2 a sink and a drainer....

[Yorkshire pud]

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Hey come on now , he washed 1/2 a sink and a drainer....

Until 5am! So STFU okay? Shredded Wheat and the rest don't understand NOR WILL YOU how difficult it is to lift mine and Kathy sweetcheeks fetid carcasses off the floor where we roll in our own and the cats piss and shit and mayo, and get up to LOOK at the mess around our hovel. WE look, well Kathy does because I'm blind, but not blind enough to not drive, so mind your own business before you TELL me not to drive okay? But anyway, we look at the shit and have another nap to contemplate how hard working we both are. Eventually as happened here, I got up and decided to clean it as I promised I would. So STFU.

Video later to show the new crap I can't afford or have a clue how to use, even though my evil mother stopped me working as Bill Gates' vice president.

[SredniVashtar]

and then we go on to the bathroom.

You can spot Falkie's bathroom because it has this sign on the outside of the door. Coincidentally, the same thing is tattooed just above Sweet Kathy's massive vagina.

[Laurakinch]

I was up until 5 am scrubbing down the left side of the sink counter, the dish drainer and rubber mat and the sink along with the cabinets above the sink. Noe to clean the right side and then the stove as Kathy cleans the cabinet doors and then we clean off the counter and front of the refrigerator and then I sweep and mop the floor and the kitchen will be done and then we go on to the bathroom.

Up until 5am to clean a kitchen the size of a postage stamp. Obviously counters and cabinets are encrusted with a thick layer of grease and filth to require so much scrubbing. What must be growing in the dish drainer and rubber mat to require so much attention? And WTF needs to be cleaned off the front of the refrigerator? I don't want to know.
Fucking disgusting pig people.

[Dateline]

"Ratty Patty stole her purse and wallet and my German cookbook."

Awe Sour!  No Kraut for you as we move toward Octoberfest! 

The saga of the Falkland continues into the leaves of autumn.  Time to go get my midday Falkie Roast at Starbucks.

[Dateline]

Great humor in Labor Day being celebrated by two people who refuse to work.

I am surprised they did not honor the national holiday.  Until 5:00 a.m. puts the Falkie working onto the hours of Labor Day.  Tomorrow will call the goobernet office for overtime pay since he worked on a holiday.

Checks in the mail.

[Defwhale]

Patty befriended Kathy as a teenager as part of a long term goal to steal Falkie's collectables, papers, and other valuables.  Whatever his mother didn't throw out first.  She's still angry about losing those comic books.

When those storage units go to auction, and she is the high bidder, her scheme will be there for all to see.  And it will be much too late.

[Dateline]

Patty befriended Kathy as a teenager as part of a long term goal to steal Falkie's collectables, papers, and other valuables.  Whatever his mother didn't throw out first.  She's still angry about losing those comic books.

When those storage units go to auction, and she is the high bidder, her scheme will be there for all to see.  And it will be much too late.

What is that reality show about storage buildings being put up for auction?  Storage Wars?  Quick submit these units and they will all be reality TV stars.  The Man From Pittsburgh (TM)  starring in Storage Wars with supporting roles of Sweet Kathy and Ratty Patty. 

[bateman]

Patty befriended Kathy as a teenager as part of a long term goal to steal Falkie's collectables, papers, and other valuables.  Whatever his mother didn't throw out first.  She's still angry about losing those comic books.

When those storage units go to auction, and she is the high bidder, her scheme will be there for all to see.  And it will be much too late.

The looooong con. 

[Who]

I was just reading the last words of some famous people.  Elvis Presley's final words were, "I'm going to the bathroom to read."

Someday Falkie will utter his final words.  What do you think they will be?

[chefist]

I read this thread this morning and it gave me the motivation to clean behind, under and on top of my refridgerator...the often overlooked areas...so I think there is some societal benefits of the Falkie thread!

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I was just reading the last words of some famous people.  Elvis Presley's final words were, "I'm going to the bathroom to read."

Someday Falkie will utter his final words.  What do you think they will be?

[SredniVashtar]

I was just reading the last words of some famous people.  Elvis Presley's final words were, "I'm going to the bathroom to read."

Someday Falkie will utter his final words.  What do you think they will be?

"Kathy, use my face as a bicycle seat, you dirty little whore!"

[Jocko Johnson]

Great humor in Labor Day being celebrated by two people who refuse to work.

Couldn't have said it better.