The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

I rarely post but I want to  seriously ask this. Does anyone really think (except for falkie)that dave would really have falkie on a show with him? dave sucks but he's not stupid.noory would look like a fool promoting someone like him.Especially with all his videos bashing premier and CTC.
falkie openly admits to having to put mayo on his kitty dick for Kathy to suck it.He is cheating the Government.He abuses sweet Kathy.He lives in a pig sty.He had sex with prostitutes.He used his dead Moms credit cards.etc. etc. etc. I could go on and on to what he has admitted to but everyone knows all that.
The producers of any show will find out what a P.O.S. falkie (by his own admissions)really is and would have nothing to do with him.

I agree with everything you wrote with the exception of Noory not being stupid.  I think he's a total moron.  I can't believe any syndicate, network or cable channel would have the slightest interest in anything featuring Noory, with or without Falkie.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I think you are confusing charm schools with miracle workers.

Oh, SNAP!!!

[Yorkshire pud]

I have no problem with the metric system.   It's Falkie's weight in "stone" or "stones" that confuses me.  Is it plural or singular?  Is it 28.5714 "stone" or "stones?"  Or is it 28 stone 7 lbs?  Or 28 stones plus 7 rocks and 14 pebbles? Or 0.20 American tons?  Or 0.18 Metric tonnes?  Or 3.1 lawn tractors?  Or 1.213 Kathies?  What is his weight in frozen chickens?

Erm...you're familiar with our penchant for saying 'thirty foot' rather than feet?  I hope that clears things up as far as stone and stones is concerned...112 pounds is a hundred weight. I'm from Yorkshire.

[Yorkshire pud]

I rarely post but I want to  seriously ask this. Does anyone really think (except for falkie)that dave would really have falkie on a show with him?

Roughly? Erm no.

dave sucks but he's not stupid.noory would look like a fool promoting someone like him.Especially with all his videos bashing premier and CTC.

Indeed, but this is where we get into the Twilight zone with Senda; he can't see that part. Glaringly obvious to everyone else of course.

falkie openly admits to having to put mayo on his kitty dick for Kathy to suck it.He is cheating the Government.He abuses sweet Kathy.He lives in a pig sty.He had sex with prostitutes.He used his dead Moms credit cards.etc. etc. etc. I could go on and on to what he has admitted to but everyone knows all that.

Yep. Fun isn't it?

The producers of any show will find out what a P.O.S. falkie (by his own admissions)really is and would have nothing to do with him.

See Senda's twilight zone scenario.

[SredniVashtar]

I see I fucked up a post earlier, being the southern nancy boy that I am. Just in case Yorkshire Sod (I borrowed that one from Falkie) is feeling too pleased with himself at the moment, we have got this in the news at the moment. A searing indictment of those ferret fancying blighters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34222801

What say you, YP? And remember to remove your flat cap when addressing your social superiors. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

being the southern nancy boy that I am.

By your own admission.

[Who]

Erm...you're familiar with our penchant for saying 'thirty foot' rather than feet?  I hope that clears things up as far as stone and stones is concerned...112 pounds is a hundred weight. I'm from Yorkshire.

The term hundredweight is new to me so I Googled it.  This is what I found.

"In North America, a hundredweight is equal to 100 pounds and is also known as a short hundredweight. In Britain, a hundredweight is 112 pounds or 8 stone and is also known as a long hundredweight."

It's becoming clear to me now.  When Falkie buys frozen chicken, enough for one meal, he would buy it by the hundredweight, preferably by the long hundredweight?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The term hundredweight is new to me so I Googled it.  This is what I found.

"In North America, a hundredweight is equal to 100 pounds and is also known as a short hundredweight. In Britain, a hundredweight is 112 pounds or 8 stone and is also known as a long hundredweight."

It's becoming clear to me now.  When Falkie buys frozen chicken, enough for one meal, he would buy it by the hundredweight, preferably by the long hundredweight?

He should choose turkey.  A one stone frozen turkey would make a single serving in a convenient package.  For a hundredweight, he'll be set for the week and have one extra for a snack.

[Who]

I found this informational video on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZi7snz6C2U

[SredniVashtar]

I made the mistake of stepping away from this thread for a bit and find it has turned into an international weights and measures symposium. I know this place is used to sharp turns in direction but this is the most bafflingly fucked up of all. 

[Who]

I made the mistake of stepping away from this thread for a bit and find it has turned into an international weights and measures symposium. I know this place is used to sharp turns in direction but this is the most bafflingly fucked up of all. 

Please enjoy this informational video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfFQilkjeFI

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I have no problem with the metric system.   It's Falkie's weight in "stone" or "stones" that confuses me.  Is it plural or singular?  Is it 28.5714 "stone" or "stones?"  Or is it 28 stone 7 lbs?  Or 28 stones plus 7 rocks and 14 pebbles? Or 0.20 American tons?  Or 0.18 Metric tonnes?  Or 3.1 lawn tractors?  Or 1.213 Kathies?  What is his weight in frozen chickens?

I'm afraid Falkie is a three hundredweight, 2 stone, 6 pound spotty face weakling who ain't going out tonight, woah-oh.

[Yorkshire pud]

I see I fucked up a post earlier, being the southern nancy boy that I am. Just in case Yorkshire Sod (I borrowed that one from Falkie) is feeling too pleased with himself at the moment, we have got this in the news at the moment. A searing indictment of those ferret fancying blighters.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34222801

What say you, YP? And remember to remove your flat cap when addressing your social superiors. 

Pah! As if a Yorkshireman would be bitter about a jumped up toffee nosed Etonian arsehole, who's father in law owns half of Scunthorpe. Folk such as him should be made to roll the Headingly square and trim it with the scissors he uses to trim his nose hair.
As if we hate everyone including ourselves? We don't if you're from Yorkshire. I'm from Yorkshire me. I am.

[Who]

I'm afraid Falkie is a three hundredweight, 2 stone, 6 pound spotty face weakling who ain't going out tonight, woah-oh.

He will have to sit at home tonight and amuse himself with Kathy's pendulous udders, each of which weighs 1 stone 2 pounds.

[SredniVashtar]

Pah! As if a Yorkshireman would be bitter about a jumped up toffee nosed Etonian arsehole, who's father in law owns half of Scunthorpe. Folk such as him should be made to roll the Headingly square and trim it with the scissors he uses to trim his nose hair.
As if we hate everyone including ourselves? We don't if you're from Yorkshire. I'm from Yorkshire me. I am.

I out you as a fake Yorkshireman. Can you imagine Sir Geoffrey not knowing how to spell Headingley?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He will have to sit at home tonight and amuse himself with Kathy's pendulous udders, each of which weighs 1 stone 2 pounds.

I should have added this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJOmgeA8fTs

[SredniVashtar]

Kathy's pendulous udders

[Yorkshire pud]

He will have to sit at home tonight and amuse himself with Kathy's pendulous udders, each of which weighs 1 stone 2 pounds.

I think they weigh more. Fat weighs less than muscle tissue, and her's as you say adopt the grossly pendulous nature of resembling two large half empty flour sacks with very little in the way of structure that might suggest a flour sack. That being so I estimate with using nothing more than dead reckoning, two glasses of an agreeable red, a few Rowntree fruit pastilles and the digestion of fish and chips for my evening meal (with mushy peas).


I have arrived at about 2 stone six each. Maybe two stone seven, or 35 pounds each. I think her clout trench has more flesh and skin that can save the lives of a hundred burn victims, however who would want to smell of that?

[Yorkshire pud]

I out you as a fake Yorkshireman. Can you imagine Sir Geoffrey not knowing how to spell Headingley?

I can't imagine Geoff Boycott reaching any further than his own self belief. He let us all down by saying he likes Taylor Swift. Bastard.

[Who]

I think they weigh more. Fat weighs less than muscle tissue, and her's as you say adopt the grossly pendulous nature of resembling two large half empty flour sacks with very little in the way of structure that might suggest a flour sack. That being so I estimate with using nothing more than dead reckoning, two glasses of an agreeable red, a few Rowntree fruit pastilles and the digestion of fish and chips for my evening meal (with mushy peas).


I have arrived at about 2 stone six each. Maybe two stone seven, or 35 pounds each. I think her clout trench has more flesh and skin that can save the lives of a hundred burn victims, however who would want to smell of that?

How many Falkie man boobs does it take to equal one of Kathy's pendulous udders?  You will have 30 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tGe3JE5IU

[SredniVashtar]

I can't imagine Geoff Boycott reaching any further than his own self belief. He let us all down by saying he likes Taylor Swift. Bastard.

He likes Katy Perry as well. I don't think it has anything to do with their musical credentials.

[3OctaveFart]

I think Senda is smarter than Noory and Danheiser combined.

Kathy might even be smarter than Dave.

[Yorkshire pud]

He likes Katy Perry as well. I don't think it has anything to do with their musical credentials.

It's her I meant. He's still let us down. Whatever he does, he's let us down.

[SredniVashtar]

It's her I meant. He's still let us down. Whatever he does, he's let us down.

All this hate for Fitzwilliam's most distiguished export? Cameron was right, you can't help attacking each other, you're all a bunch of sharks!

[Inglorious Bitch]

I think Senda is smarter than Noory and Danheiser combined.

Kathy might even be smarter than Dave.

A comatose squirrel is smarter than Dave.

[SredniVashtar]

Kathy might even be smarter than Dave.

If someone in TV in charge of quiz shows doesn't hurry into production, "Are You Smarter Than Dave?", then someone is asleep at the switch. At last we have found a use for him.

[Who]

If someone in TV in charge of quiz shows doesn't hurry into production, "Are You Smarter Than Dave?", then someone is asleep at the switch. At last we have found a use for him.

Perhaps people who failed the audition for "Are You Smarter Than a 5rh Grader" could become contestants on 'Are You Smarter Than Dave?"  Or anyone in a persistent vegetative state?

[Defwhale]

I'm afraid Falkie is a three hundredweight, 2 stone, 6 pound spotty face...

What is that in round acres?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Perhaps people who failed the audition for "Are You Smarter Than a 5rh Grader" could become contestants on 'Are You Smarter Than Dave?"  Or anyone in a persistent vegetative state?

That will be Dave's next show, after Beeyond Buhleef tanks. No doubt he'll be recycling his cardboard box "desk" for the new show.

[Who]

That will be Dave's next show, after Beeyond Buhleef tanks. No doubt he'll be recycling his cardboard box "desk" for the new show.

That's an impressive studio.  It can accommodate an audience of almost 20 people.   

Here's an example of the first-rate entertainment we have come to expect of Dave Noory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgLu4crag8A&list=PLJ6TuqJm6zBzr2VZFHNga4EDlGN_1DAlN